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genericpuff · 2 years

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apparently poseidon is the only god in all of LO who isn't casually or directly racist (/s)

meanwhile hera is like:

only for HADES TO IMMEDIATELY ASK AFTERWARDS:

like rachel wants us to think "wow hades is really sad because he's the only one without a date" but really all i get from this now is hades checking if the nymph trash wife is at the party because hera literally just said 'nymph trash' aloud when amphitrite is LITERALLY THERE AT THE PARTY and also hades just got stood up by his own nymph partner

and hera's response is like "yeah i know, i didn't wanna invite nymphs to this thing either but we had to because poseidon is married to one"

uh oh spaghettio's, poseidon is the only cool god in the entire LO pantheon oop-

#and seriously we don't get enough of poseidon in LO #we don't even get to see his realm #mans is being robbed #the one non-problematic character and he gets ZERO screentime or character development #but honestly maybe that's a good thing #because it seems like every character who DOES get screentime and character development turns out to be awful #poseidon is safe from the character assassination so long as rachel doesn't pay attention to him #the fewer characters rachel touches the better #lore olympus critical #lo critical #anti lore olympus

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