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pathsofoak · 2 years

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I have discovered the reason I am the epitome of "I will not eat new foods ever" is because my parents make sure whenever they make a dish I've never had before, that there is something in there I can't stomach to "teach me to eat it"

I'm autistic lmao. It's been almost 19 years now, you're not gonna magically cure me from picky eater-ness by still forcing me stay at the table until I finish my plate of something that contains taugé, or whatever that's called in English.

Seriously I get it's annoying when you cook and someone doesn't like it but like. It's a) not your fault, and if you're the parent/caretaker of this person it's b) your responsibility to not make your kid dread eating anything other than bread and rice cakes because you keep pressuring them to eat "normal food"

#*ACTUALLY stomps foot for a tantrum*#potatoes. just give me potatoes #(I can't cook for energy reasons btw that's why they're in charge of food. still)#I would eat more if I didn't absolutely dread dinner time. much less eating a stranger's place #potatoes or some non crunchy veggies like broccoli. I like broccoli. especially when it's a bit roasted #tomato paprika and mushrooms are an absolute no #(unless it's tomato sauce and not too much of it)#and spinach but I'm allergic to that one so sometimes that one gets left out #I wish there was some tool that just KNOWS what I will and won't like without me having to #either contain myself in front of people because there's a few textures and tastes that make me want to puke #regardless of how good a cook someone is. so I always feel bad #or that situation where I sit at the table for an hour and quietly sneak my food into the green trash once everyone else gets bored #to eat a quick sandwich instead #I've actually accidentally trained the ability to tell when I'm full out of me #because (I still do this btw) I would always lie and say I was full to get out from under dinner #so now my stomach can't tell anymore. You put Macaroni (unless it's carbonara) in front of me? *full*#this became a bit of a rant lol #btw when I say *normal food* up in the post #by my parent's definition that's either italian or chinese food. even though. WE ARE NEITHER. like. don't call that #*normal food* in my face when I like literally every type of fucking stew you refuse to let me eat #sorry for the rant again lmao

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holeodemony · 3 months

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JOHN I SEE WAHT YOU DID THERE. I HEARD YOU. I HEARD THAT TONE IN YOUR VOICE WHEN YOU SAID "Oh, Oscar," AS IF YOU WERE TALKING TO ARTHUR I SEE YOU JOHN

Note:: 2:41 Part 37 im not okay

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shalom-iamcominghome · 5 months

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I don't care how many times I talk about it, but I love how willing jews are to help. I was called to read a part of the readings from this week (there was no minyan so the scroll wasn't taken out 😭) and my tanakh is totally different from what the other members use, so I was totally lost. One of the ladies walked across the room where I was in the men's section to try and help me, and then the rabbi gave me his and sat next to me so I could read. Like it was a team effort to get me to be able to read, and it was... almost an instinctual thing - it happened so quickly that I was helped.

I want to be like that. I felt so afraid when I was called to read because of how lost I was, but... there was nothing to have been scared of.

#jumblr #jewish conversion #jew by choice #shul shenanigans #personal thoughts tag #i love these people #these are my people 🩵🩵#i can't WAIT for the seder <3 #unfortunately i am so ill-prepared for pesach that i don't think it'd be wise to just... essentially not eat much at all this week #i have so many potatoes though #don't get me wrong i'm going to make a conceited effort. i'm not going 'welp time for a cheeseburger 🤪' lol #sad that the scroll wasn't taken out though because i love that part </3 #one day there will be a minyan at shul. give it a year. or so.

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yellowistheraddest · 5 months

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fun fact: i eat potatoes raw, since childhood. one day i will die, it will be the potatoes

#the crunchyness the starchyness the juiciness mmmmmmmm shits good but those proteinase inbihitors wiiishh they could stop me #this is what you get when you give your child small bits of raw potato as a parent #i also like raw eggs they so silly #BUT FUCK MUSHROOMS ESP THE PRESERVED ONES THAT ARE GOOPY IM GONNA THROW UP MY SOUL IF I TRY TO EAT THEM #hi guys if you read this far just know this is another level of proccrastination i call: id rather overshare on the internet than do a task #but yeah i looove raw potatoes they crispy crunchy and yummy in my tummy

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spotaus · 21 days

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Could you uhm uh draw Murderswap👉🏼👈🏼

They've been on my mine's a lot recently (even though I've shipped them since 2018/19) but uhh, please?:3

I just need more content of them

Aah, hello! I hope you'll forgive how long it's been since you requested this, but I finally got around to it! :D

I love these dudes so so much! I don't ship them as often anymore but they were one of my faves a few years back and I had SUCH a good time having a reason to doodle them! <3

#utmv #utmv sans #ship art #sanscest #sansshipping #(<- for anyone w/ the tags blocked)#dust sans #murder sans #swap sans #I love these guys lmao #Dust is giving Minimal PDA unless they're alone (hense the pinkie-promise style hand hold)#but Swap just kinda picks him up like a sack of potatoes anytime he wants and Dust gets great sleep like that too #I think my posing could be a lil less stiff for these posts but uhhhh #that's smth to come with practice #(99% of my ship art always feels so Kiddish but also the aroace state bonks me and this is my favorite romance style :] )#murderswap #my art #spot!drawn

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kvtnisseverdeen · 2 years

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Kylian + stealing Achraf’s food

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t4tstarvingdog · 8 months

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trying to find the metaphysical vegetable that may bring me less despair

#timothy's txts.#the food that is in my house is not nothing more than unfilling waste rn and it’s all i’ve eaten for ages #and i want something warm and homemade and filling #but i can’t go get anything because i don’t think this counts as essential during the strike #and everything is so heavy i wish i could be hugged by my mom #or eat her white chili or stromboli or my grandmother’s funeral potatoes #and it’s so hard to be hopeful when the bad thing you dread is actually happening #not pessimism not cynicism it’s just. reality.#but the past few days have felt like hell in my brain like i’m looking through the warping rubber wall of a fucking balloon #maybe it’s the preemptive grief #or maybe my body is finally giving in to the slick oil spill brain fog syrup that’s been swallowing me for the past three years #who can say !

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dahfloofysmol · 2 months

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My dyslexia in a nutshell

Thanks @gimmick-thief for accidentally inspiring this meme when I was looking up your username and couldn’t find it because I was misspelling it

#*very long tired sigh*#piercing looks correct the other way and it makes me mad #this is a daily occurrence #can I pass it on like potato #anyone want the dyslexic???#come and get it #tastes like chimkin soup #if I sneeze u get it #doesn’t have to be on you #just near you #100% infectious #I give like cat gives dead mice to you #it’s present #happy birmkday #the start of the joke was about Dyslexia #the end of it was ADHD #my life is in constant chaos

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orpheusilver · 2 months

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#every so often someone gives me mashed potatoes that are clearly just potatoes that have been mashed maybe with salt and pepper #and i have to wonder like. how many people know that you can do this #how many people are living a life without cheesy mashed potatoes.........

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orviposition · 1 year

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how do you guys think this scene from chapter 274 will look like 👁️👁️

#orv #joongdok #no srsly pls give me your opinions and insight #cuz ik im delusional from time to time but i have limits too #but also just HOW did yjh grab him that he would need to drop him down to pull out his sword kdj cant possibly weigh that much to him #bridal carry?? by the waist???? holding him up like a sack of potatoes?? or by the collar like their first meeting?????#HOW DID HE GRAB U KDJ WHY U NEVER DESCRIBE SHIT PROPERLY #goddamn if this was abt his looks you'd throw dozen paragraphs at us

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royalnavyart · 3 months

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I offer peace and facts.

✨ wips ✨

#peace and facts?#naur give me chaos and delusion ⚔️#king of Wessex #✨princess✨ of Wessex #ok emotional beats wise marsh arc is my fave arc #but aesthetics wise??#this is the outfit I’m sorry 😩✨🙏#crown ✔️ leather ✔️ chainmail ✔️#ok ik the chainmail was not featured in this pic lol #but I have my eyes on it 👀#also shared some WIPs cuz I like looking back at my process :3 #when I don't share my WIPs just assume they look like mash potato lol :'D #tlk alfred #alfred the great #king alfred #tlk fanart #the last kingdom #tlk #my art

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caffeiiine · 7 months

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oo nice it finally let me upload <3

per usual extras under cut

unedited gif!

would’ve included the individual frames but i forgot to export those and my ipad is at home🎉

song!!

#im so sorry if its obvious the lyrics are off the audio track was giving me hell #also fun fact lyrics are from the video on yourube #sodaramblestoomuch #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd nikolai #bsd fanart #potato what have you done to me #anyways angst is really fun #even though this isn’t really angst i just thought it’d be fun to animate and loop him to this song #Spotify

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lesbiangiratina · 8 months

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Young/human/pre-horrors testament seems to be pretty common in doujinshi btw.

Sometimes mid-horrors too. Yaaaaaaaaay

#baby testaments with the stupid sephiroth bangs are the funniest thing ever.#theres only 1 remotely official human testament image from a fucking 4koma its so fucked up. thanks doujinka for picking up the slack #beating my guilt for essentially posting uncredited art with a big hammer btw. like… its doujinshi… people just do this… but guh #whateverrr… if you want to know an artist you can ask me i can probably give you a name or username or website or something…#grr.#2 of these images arent scans i cant be assed rn. but i will scan potatoment. the kat lesbiangiratina promise #the kat goes meow #gg #testament tag

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practicedvmm13fullofpotatoes · 26 days

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was listening to your derek/titch playlist on spotify and the gasp i gusped when "akin ka na lang" came on... derek's anthem frfr

THIS!! AND TWO THINGS

1) THANKS FOR GIVING THE PLAYLIST A LISTEN, IT MEANS A LOT TO ME!!

AND 2) AKIN KA NALANG IS SO DEREK CODED I HAD TO PUT IT IN OR I WOULD HAVE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED

#really just. thanks for giving the playlist a listen random person on the hellsite :D!!#and also thank you for giving me a new word that I'll shove into my ridiculous vocabulary #potato randomly talks #shoot from the hip #< kind of?

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grandwretch · 15 days

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I don't have enough room for this in oimw but it's important to me that you know that when Joyce finds out that Steve is a Grimm it's in the middle of a v stressful situation so in her head that becomes Part of the Problem and she's trying to figure everything out and rambling out loud to Hopper about how fucked they all are

and eventually it becomes how worried she is about steve not for steve but about steve because she's always seen him as this angry kid and now he's got this power and he doesn't even have his parents to keep him in check and maybe it would be better if they were here even though steve seems kinda afraid of that but maybe that would be a good thing in the long run...

and she doesn't mean anything by it. steve isn't a bad person. probably. he's just an angry kid. the kind she used to be afraid of jonathan becoming. the kind of kid lonnie was. the kind that she's sure she has no ability to handle.

and hopper just kinda looks up from his cup of customary "we're all so fucked" tea and is just like hey. don't talk about my kid like that.

and joyce blinks and well. hop was kind of an angry kid too wasn't he. and moves on to the next problem.

#shut up az #oimw #the 2nd thing about Steve and Joyce is that Steve has no interest in Joyce as a mother figure #she's like the step mom he didn't really bond with but he's happy that his dad and sister are happy #oimw steve's mom figure is robin's mom and older sister which again. I don't have time for.#he's super awkward with robins dad bc robin's dad is super paranoid about the grimm knowing about his black market organ trade thing #steve is just like unless you're killing the guy yourself I don't really give a fuck gerald. pass the potatoes.#also yeah I gave Robin siblings I think it's funnier if Robin and Steve are still Like That and she's not even an only child #she looked at her siblings and was like no I think there are better options for me out there #every day oimw walks further away from the light of canon

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rocketbirdie · 6 months

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i would love to enjoy everything that stardew valley has to offer but unfortunately i approach this game the same way i approach real life: avoid all social interaction and tend to my garden in belligerent silence

#people posting screenshots of their stardew valley spouses and i'm just sitting here like.#y'all have time for relationships in this game?? wtf #i feel every second of every day ticking by. and i must dedicate each and every moment to my beloved potato field.#but seriously it's lowkey distressing. like. goddammit what do you MEAN the autism still happens in-game.#HOW am i supposed to know what gifts to give? WHY do my friendships decay so fucking fast just because we haven't talked in like. two days??#WHERE are players finding time in their days to interact with the npcs?????????#i can't relate to any of the npcs anyway! nobody shares my unhealthy obsession with agricultural economics!! i literally don't get it.#listen i know there's a wiki but #the problem is that the wiki only applies to stardew valley and not to real life. and i need a cheat sheet for real life.#don't even get me started on the multitasking hell that this game represents. goddang feels like a 50 hour work week playing this game #[I LOVE IT]#ok rant over back to your regularly scheduled pathetic rpg twunks

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