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sipsteainanxiety · 2 years
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Hello, friend! Apologies for bothering you but I had a quick fanfic question and you seem like a friendly person to go to!
So, I just got into writing, but I'm a longtime reader. *However* most of the fics I've read come from AO3, not tumblr. So I'm not "knowledgeable" on how to post work on here, so to speak.
That being said, what are the appropriate tags I should make for a fic? Also, how in the fuck do I make a banner?! I've tried making one for a previous work but I just think it's the wrong size?!?
If you have any answers, I would happily appreciate it 🙏
Thank you in advance!
hello hello!!! i'm honored u decided to come ask me aww 🥺🥺 i will do my best to respond!! (keep in mind tht there rly arent any set technicalities to this, it's just what i do!!)
so of course tag the relationship first i would say. im gna use bkg as an example lmaooo so like 'bakugou x reader'. use both his first name and full name in separate tags (bkg katsuki x reader, katsuki x reader) bc you never know how people will look up certain tags. and since people spell his last name differently also tag that. i think there's a thing where ur post appears in only the first 5 tags u use??? but im not sure if thats legit. id still be wary.
i personally wouldnt tag an x reader fic as simply 'bnha' or anything bc like... the x reader niche is pretty mmm small n unique and i dont think ppl who arent into it wanna see y/n fics in the mha tag LOL but thats just me. keep it to the x reader tags or whatever fic youre writing, be it ship fic or whatevr, it's the same process.
u could also tag it as like 'bakugou imagine' or 'bakugou fluff' or smthn. and you can also create a unique tag for specifically your writing so that people can easily look it up instead of hunting for a masterlist! like you can do, idk '__ writings'. makes it easier when theyre on your blog since they can search for its content
in the case of x reader fics, i'd also use 'bkg x y/n' or 'bkg x you' bc again, never know how people will search for smthn.
and make sure you tag any TWs too! for instance, 'tw blood' or 'cw blood'. its good to use both for people who have the tags blocked!! i also find its nice to insert warnings/mentions at the top of your post! like if the reader is fem or gn, if its an AU, any TWs, if its fluff/angst/hurt, the pairing, anything you can think of that you blv readers will want to know abt! maybe add a short summary or a lil snippet.
so. banners. i personally use canva bc its free<3 my banners are 3000 x 1055 px! ive found tht it works p well. you could probably increase the height more, up to u. just fiddle around with the sizing! the lil dividers are typically 3000 x 40 px for me, but only bc i think 40 is the smallest canva can go lol
aannddd yeah! i thinkkk that's all? let me know if you have any other questions!! i'm happy to respond<3
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simplysimpingchaos · 9 months
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Twisted wonderland x Male yuu
Behind The mirror
Note: there's not much few male yuu so decided to make one might be inaccurate characters, wrong grammar and miss spelling, just doing this to satisfy my need of Male yuu hehe
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Note: P/N = Player name
You can decide for their appearance and gender
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sounds of droplet dropping onto the ground woke up a boy as his eyes shot wide open looking around his surroundings to find himself in a empty void blinking his eyes in confusion as he looked around.
yuu was just sleeping soundly inside his dorm after another hectic day in this new world he have always dream at certain things or even hearing some droplets of water even though their no rain or even lossen plumped, Its strange for him to hear things or even have unique dream but everything has always been connected to certain problem
"Oh, When did you get here?"unfamiliar voice called out as he turned around to see person, with a black smoke appearing round the syranger covering half of their appearance, standing infront of him he can hear the tone of surprise and amusement
"Who are you?" Yuu asked curiously as he felt a bit nervous since his somewhere unfamiliar, and stranger have appeared infront of him everything is just too suspicious for him, His already gotten himself isekai onto another world now his stuck inside a white void alone with the stranger infront of him, he have every right to be suspicious
The stranger looked towards him before smiling and replying with a closed eyes " P/N, Just your friendly neighbor~" soon enough the stranger step foot outside the black fog around revealing his appearance they're appearance between A male and female.
"..Wha-??" Yuu looked at stranger or better known as P/N with a confused expression seeing the stranger upclosed he can sense of unknown atmosphere dancing around P/N, yuu stayed quiet it kinda give him a deja vu feelings maybe its kinda similar when encountering the twin always being shady siblings
"comparing other isn't really Nice" P/N voice out his thought which startled yuu he have been quiet and haven't spoken anything, How can he know about it does he have mind reading ability??
"Hm, not exactly but its pretty accurate and similar towards it" P/N spoke shrugging his shoulder their attitude seems more layed back talking to him so causal just like how would a friend talked to each other despite them being strangers and having no connection but P/N seems to know more about yuu then himself
"I mean tht how conversation worked isn't it?" P/N stared at yuu who looked back with a deadpan expression after P/N have just spoken up.
well They're aren't entirely wrong about it that's for sure "Right.. I was just suspicious of you since you literally appeared out of nowhere" yuu Finally spoke up after staying silent as he give out a sighed he wasn't even sure if his inside a dream or have been transported again in another world
"Your still in a dream, and I guess you have every right to be suspicious of me, (Since I know everything)" P/N spoke nodding their head in agreement towards Yuu, leaving the last sentence unspoken as it keep sealed inside his mind "Honestly I didn't expect you to show up here" P/N said in curious tone as they crossed their arm walking closer towards yuu as they tilted their head to the side before smiling at him "More importantly Hows the night raven college?, Having fun i presume" They asked him just like how would a parent asked their children at their first day of school eager to know his experiences
yuu eyed P/N with narrowed glare they just meet and now it know the school he have been living, The suspicious grows more larger, if it ever have been a seeds it would have been growing i rapidly speed of light as staying silent keeping his mind clean and silent he stared at P/N with a deadpan expression
P/N stared at yuu with smile as they chuckle noticing how his mind goes silent and his lips sealed shut clearly not having a interest of sharing his experience as They backed up and standing straight before speaking up "Well their no forcing you, If you wanna keep it secret be my guest Although its best to wake up now"
After they have just said that A loud ear piercing sounds of a clock echoes through out the void making yuu shut their eyes tightly
before opening them finding himself back laying down on the bed as he breath slowly steadily, sitting up from the bed as he looked over at the window outside to see the sun rising before looking down to see grim deep in his slumber talking about tuna and other dishes
"What a strange dream..."
is it a dream?... or something else he doesn't know he just hope he can return back to his own home
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baekhvuns · 7 months
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It's like so complicated atp Bcz yes I wanna kiss kiss fall in love! But then I hate men like I'm confused if I want to be in a relationship or not? 😭 AND THE REAL QUES IS HOW WILL I GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP? Bcz a) my standards are so high I'm not sure if I can even find the man of my dreams and b) even if I did I'd probably never NEVER approach them and lose them for the sake of true love or prolly cuz I'd be scared of rejection
Hah...my love life is not gwenchana rn 😭 NO RIGHT TELL ME IM LIKE A CUP OF COFFEE AND ITD MAKE ME FEEL EVEN BETTER IF MY FUTURE MAN IS A CAFFEINE ADDICT 😭 (you're the first thing I need in the morning BRO-) MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM THE YN TO YOUR PARK SEONGHWA ESP WRITTEN BY BAEKSY OH GOD 😩😩 YES NEVER GIVE UP NEVER WHAT FOR THEM FAKE ASS SCENARIOS
Nooo I promise it gets better or at least I think that bcz i get you it's about the chemistry which wasn't...reaching me. The art style is so pretty though and seunghyun is greener than grass so he's approved obviously AND DOESN'T HE KIND OF REMIND YOU OF YUNHO??? I bawled at the last few chapter though...Bcz they reminded me of Mr and Mrs park's ending 😭 AND MAN AM I WHIPPED FOR SEUNGHYUN!
Someone:- what's love to you?
Me:-
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😭😭😭😭 OMG YES MR LAPILLION (I'm pretty sure that's the wrong spelling-) no you're so right the art style does play a major role in my selection of manhwas..I just like pretty things. And the art style of my in laws are obsessed with me did not disappoint. This man is so...like UGH I cant explain it he be making me feel things I don't even know i could feel- but the female's past life was...shit! Im still at the beginning so I'm hoping she gets her happy ever after!!
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SO SAD IMMA HV TO SETTLE FOR SOMEONE WHO IS NOT HIM!!! LOOK AT THE WAY HES LOOKING- (he's a drawing, he's a drawing, he's a drawing-) I'm def gonna read secretary's escape now!! OH IVE HEARD OF THT MANHWA!! I see I've found how I'm gonna relax now...I hv my plushies and my pillows with my iPad ready to read!! I also heard Bout a good day to be a dog somewhere and he title IK ITS GONNA BE GOOD
Also ive never read a bl webtoon or a yaoi Bcz ik they can be veryyyy visual which I don't judge! But ik it's not style so yesterday I saw this one yaoi and it's ITS SO CUTE 😭😭😭 so hear me out, there's a guy who's ex gf drops a baby by his door when he comes back frm his military service and he become a single father, he doesn't abandon the baby Bcz he too was an orphan, so he goes to settle on the countryside AND MEETS THE HEAD OF THE VILLAGE WHO IS AN SCRUMPTIOUS, DELICIOUS MAN IN HIS 30s 😩😩😩 there dynamic is actually so funny and it's so cute like my heart beat like I was in love reading that. It's called 'our sunny days' it's worth giving a try so I'm leaving the name of anyone's interested. I MEAN LOOK-
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Omg you're so right, watching people study or them being productive makes me wanna get my life together! Ok ok ok hol up imma give you a rough bg of the night crying crow, so the ml is an idol and and the fl is a detective and her job is to protect the ml, although it gets a little confusing as it progresses somehow it has a grip on me or maybe I hv weird tastes Bcz i saw ppl saying tht they didn't get it or how confusing it was 😭😭 BUT THE THING IS WHERE I READ IT I COULD NOT FIND THE COMPLETED VER. which is sad.
Ooohhh thnks bestie you've finally indulged me into my lovesick phase imma read a ton of manhwas. And there's just something about golden retriever energy though-
no because i get it 😭😭 the kiss kiss fall in love only be happening towards the fictional men 😭😭 STOP THAT IS SO ACCURATE FJWBDKHWKD there is also a lack of pretty men around <//3 how will we ever find one 😭
LMFAOOOO NOT GWENCHANA 😭😭😭 NO LITERALLY LIKE MAKE ME UR MUSE???? EYES ONLY ON ME ???? TELL ME HOW IM THE BANE OF UR EXISTENCE???? PLS FHWKDHW OH TO LIVE IN ONE OF MY FICS PLS IF DO ANYTHING 😭😭
i stopped reading it bc i get that he’s a green flag but where’s the …plot, need a little fiery banter with a little bit of hating each other and he gotta look rude??? STOP DO JOT DO THIS FIRST U SAY YUNHO WND THEN SEONGHWA HRQKHDWK
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LAPILLION WHATEVER HIS NAME IS IM READY. IM WAITING PLS ARRIVE FHKWHDK THAT MAN IS SO FINE OH MY GOD THE ART STYLE AND THE WAY BE FUCKING BLUSHES LORDDDDDD TAKE ME HFMWHDWK IM EXCITED FOR A DAY TO BE A DOG suits eunwoo 😭😭
omg i haven’t read bl’s but im interested 👁👁 CRYING THAT LITTLE KID ON HIS TIDDIESNRJQMDKK DE WL
those reels with “doctor son/daughter” “un ambassador” “lawyer mother” and im picking up my pens and pencils
wait no bc now im confused on it??? 😭😭
UR WELCOME!! ill def add more once i read them but pls. i beg. read secretary’s escape. i, the way BRKWHDKWHDKW i run across my house when that man shows up on the screen
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this is how i go
u know what, golden retrievers >>>> I SAID WHAT I SAID GOLDEN RETRIEVERS WITH A BLACK CAT FL. UGHHH
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sunshinepixels · 2 years
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freizusein · 5 years
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Question: have we ever had an explanation of how the Chorley was able to fix Leslie's face (and allow her to LOOK LIKE OTHER PEOPLE!?) I do not remember there ever being an answer in the books, and especially given the fact that A) Nightingale didn't think it possible B) This kind of magic always has a high cost C) A God's Face Changing Magic COLLAPSED HER FACE yet now she can change it on a whim? (I know theres a big difference between a big moon face and the subtle changes of normal faces tho)
[2] And then I think of that Faceless woman that one guy was ditching and how the reason for it all is still in the air… 
Up until now, I don’t think we have a direct explanation, no.
There are some bigger hints though - Albert Woodville-Gentle aka FM One definitely did a lot of experimentation/chimeric experiments on the demi-monde and animals (see the Strip Club of Doctor Moreau), and in The Hanging Tree it was revealed that he largely used methods he learned from Lady Helena Linden-Limmer and her alternative-Newtonian matrilineal style in ‘healing’ via magic, or rather, changing physical structures and influencing the chemistry of human bodies (and her… lax use of ethics in medicine).
Despite being pretty sure of the fact that FM Two aka Chorley did learn some of these techniques from A W-G, and being almost convinced that the female victim in Broken Homes with her face shot away with a shotgun to cover that she had been experimented on with chimeric cells on her face has also been Chorley’s deed… I do think that Lesley got her face back through someone else, if not Lady Helena herself. She was a VERY SHADY character in THT, I don’t trust her AT ALL and I am convinced we are going to see her again, and I think it might be entirely possible that she convened with Chorley during the summer of 2013 (after Broken Homes, during Foxglove Summer and pre THT) and that Lesley was at one of her hospitals and got her face “back” there, through healing techniques akin to those Lady Helena uses and got taught by her mother. 
And through re-building her face… I mean, her face was practically gone, a complete mess, so whatever cells her face and bone structure like her nose or chin was rebuilt with, those parts she can probably change. I don’t think… that she herself has to do the spells to change her face completely on her own; I think it might be possible that the cells those face-parts were rebuilt with were chimeric in a sort that they can, well, sort of shift around, or be kind of re-formed through some sort of chain reaction that only has to be started with a minor spell of Lesley? Maybe there is also some kind of glamour involved?… But I am sure that only the parts of her face that were repaired with the experimental/chimeric cells are the parts of her face that she can actually shift/change. And those cells are kind of magical in itself, so that Lesley does not need to provide the huge amount of magic needed to completely do and ‘hold’ those changes on her own. But I very much hope for some explanation in the near future, and I would really set 95% on the fact that Lady Helena had a lot to do with it, that she and Caroline will come back in the next book or the one after it and that we will find out then, AND that Lady Helena definitely also has new villain-potential (which also would provide some really good conflict for Caroline - I loved her character and so so so so so much want to see her back and working together with Peter and breaking free from Lady Helenas “embrace”).
Or… I might be completely wrong. 
Re: Nightingale, my theory is that he didn’t think it wasn’t possible at all per se, and I absolutely think that if he had known a way to help heal Lesley’s face, he would have done it; but
1) he would NEVER be willing to do the sort of experimentation needed to find a way to heal her face - see what Chorley did, experiment on other human beings, and in the end, dispose of them / kill them, and that Nightingale would never do; already on the account that, well… he hasn’t got a good history with themes of unethical experimentation on humans and fae and let’s leave it at that
2) in all honesty, Nightingale just hasn’t got the knowledge on the subject of healing with magic / the physique, cellular structure, etc to really approach the subject himself, and we know that he isn’t the experimental “figure it out myself” type - he may be a master practitioner and be pretty much unmatched at performing magic and picking up skills, but the underlying theory really really really isn’t his manor 
3) he hasn’t got contacts to people/other practitioners he could safely ask about it, because he is closed off from other practitioners and the demi-monde, especially still at the point of Broken Homes, and Peter is the one who builds up a new network of contacts
4) and everything he knows about the subject is that human bodies and their physique are very hard to manipulate. 
ALSO. Until the end of Moon over Soho, Nightingale was still pretty much out of it bc of recovering from his bullet wound, and it is altogether possible that at that point, Lesley had already had contact with Chorley, and by the time of WuG, she totally already consulted with A W-G and Chorley on the subject of repairing her face. So even before being able to properly consult Nightingale on the subject - I mean, speaking to him, “face to face” - she probably had already had contact with Chorley AND I HATE. I REPEAT. I HATE. I BLOODY HATE THAT IN THE HANGING TREE, when Lesley meets Peter for the first time with her new face in Harrods, that she tells Peter “Did Nightingale lie to you, or is he just ignorant?” Because yes, yes, I do agree that what happened to her face is also part due to Nightingale’s oversight before RoL and during the Punch-case in RoL, BUT NO. NIGHTINGALE DID NOT LIE. AND HE DEFINITELY ALSO WASN’T IGNORANT, JUST BECAUSE HE DIDN’T WANT TO TORTURE/KILL OTHER PEOPLE FOR EXPERIMENTATION FOR YOUR NEW FACE AND DIDN’T HAVE THE DAMN KNOWLEDGE TO BEGIN WITH AND BEFORE YOU COULD HAVE EVEN HAD THE CHANCE TO PROPERLY TALK WITH HIM ABOUT IT ANYWAY YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN ENTERTAINING BETRAYING HIM AND PETER TO FACELESS. BEFORE. YOU MOVED INTO THE FOLLY. 
I just really cannot fucking deal with the fact that Lesley MOVED into the Folly and learnt magic under Nightingale and with Peter from the beginning and during THE WHOLE DAMN TIME already had contact to Faceless and was bloody ready to ditch Peter, and Nightingale and Molly as well. 
Just wow. Sorry, I am just… so in rage again about Lesley and HOW MANIPULATIVE SHE IS. Wow. Leaving aside her behaviour towards Peter himself, which is a WHOLE FUCKING-ASS HUGE COUNSELLING SESSION FOR ITSELF, her spewing around shitty things and opinions ™ about Nightingale makes my blood boil with rage, because while yeah, Nightingale does deserve some SNARKY side comments about sleeping on the job for seventy years (or rather sixty, I always cut him some slack because of war trauma/PTSD/losing all your friends), SHE ISN’T IN THE POSITION TO FUCKING MAKE ANY OF THEM
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rvmvns · 5 years
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 skrrt skrrt it’s rrmert (death tw)
roman kim / 24 / he/him (cis male) / fire 
family life
this kid has no siblings, two parents, lives alone in an underground home in barcelona because his parents were kicked out from their coven back home. as they should, they were shady demonic people. natalia and abel kim were, at one point, highly respected in their coven. they were almost confided with in anything and everything with the leader: u kno like regulating rules, rituals, new witches, etc etc. but until they conspired to kill the head and were sentenced to exile w / no powers ( v painful process ) but not without ANOTHER cost, they were not allowed to take their son. which is fckn dumb of them bc he could have learned to  u kno , learn how to deal w his shit but nope, so they literally kidnapped roman, u kno why not it’s their son, natalia BIRTHED him and his pea sized head, and flew to barcelona and lived underground ever since 
he was always homeschooled, he never understood why until you know one day things went up in flames haha.. haha this will be funny later, maybe not it’s messed up actually
he was never allowed to go outside the home they lived in, it was a town house on the outside, living under a non magical folks home which their parents bargained with and bada bing bada boom, but that didn’t stop him from sneaking out. 
his elemental is fire, which easily pairs with the sun and he draws his energy from the big ball red giant in the sky but fire, is the main game, you think of fire and you think of destruction, warmth, consuming anything and everything in its path and in a way his power does match with his personality but we’ll get to that later need to explain why and how he murdered his parents
okay so, nat and abe are dumb as hell thinking roman wouldn’t start to lose his mind by his 10th birthday wondering why he has no friends, why he isn’t allowed to see anyone (he had a romance fling at 9, fell in love w a babe up the street and was mad he couldn't see her. pre teen stuff.) he wanted to essentially live a normal life, play with the other kids but nat and abe were scared he would be found or tracked or someone or SOMETHING would be lurking to take their son bc they violated rules and conspired to murder 
so by his 12th birthday he decided he’d run away, why not. packed up his shit and left but he dumb as hell for not thinking his parents weren’t tracking him  or had some tracking thing on him, they never wanted to lose him but hmm maybe shouldn't have decided to MURDER and KIDNAP
so there they were, finding roman in an alley trying to figure out where to go from there and they were pleading him with him to come home and just understand where they were coming from (oh this boy did not realize he was a witch ever, in his life) and he was getting angry to the point if u felt his hands you’d.. feel like you’d be scorched anyways, 
his parents forget that just bc they don’t have their powers, doesn’t mean roman doesn’t, so out of anger.. pure anger, frustration and all that, he sets them on fire and watches them burn to death in front of him and not only that, the entire alley sets up in flames and little trash cans start exploding and a whole building catches fire bc his parents were running around screaming bloody murder and he literally just watched like what the FUCK is going ON stop burning!! he rly tried the whole pew pew w his hands
after they died, he literally stood there mortified and literally over their scorched bodies crying and using his hands like “please, please work. please.” and he was screaming crying that his stupid hands can make THAT happen maybe his parents can come back to life but nah.. theyre dead and his soul died right then and there 
it was also when he was found by his coven through the outburst, all it had to take was one boop spurt of magique for them to go ok we found him ! and he was dragged back to their coven in vermont , leaving tht part of barcelona to burn and since then, through little explaining and training and eventual enrollment at blackwater he understood but he also hated his parents for never telling him bc a. coulda avoided involuntary murder. mans thinks bout that night all the time. horrible. HORRIBLE
personality and other stuff
he’s, annoying, like point blank he has a witty sense of humor that makes no sense and it’s literally only there to mask whatever shit he won’t deal with. he hates being a witch, he hates having powers to begin with and low key on the low no one knows he’s been reading up on books on how to get rid of it at blackwater but to no avail, 
sometimes whenhe’s bored he’ll amuse himself with the pettiest spells against people, yeah does he get in trouble? sure, but in the end it gives him a good laugh and that’s enough for him anything to fill tht void in his chest
as a kid he used to be rly outgoing like from the times he snuck out, he was a charming little kid enough to make friends with the whole block back in spain but since his parents, discovering he’s got powers, he’s nothing, you can only get emotions out of this kid if you punch him
honestly, you could punch him and he’d be like we’ve all been through some shit u gotta try harder dude but ok , ow?
petty, really petty, he’s a sag for a reason, dude has an ego bigger than the sun, loves being right in his own sense like yeah he’ll see your point and then go mm wrong, i’m right. 
flirts for fun and then when it gets serious like, to the point where hes like omg we’re about to FUCK no thanks, i’m still a virgin
ya he is, he rly is. vulnerability is not his strong suit he’s 24 and hates getting close to people (i mean this is malleable like the ppl he will find himself close w will also understand that he’s still distant)  like being NAKED? letting u see my dick?! what NEXTS? sharing my traumas?! ok that would be great for maybe a one time plot where he got close to sex and then goes mm yeah .. gtg bye :)))))))))))
oh, as for visuals !! think of baekhyun from his blooming days mv that’s him, the blonde and all. i love blonde baek, and as for hair length, pretty long not rly well together, he dresses like he hasn’t grown out of his teen phase, w the vans and the ripped jeans and sweatshirts , i have a pinterest board for this but its like 4 pins.. JFKMDGG ok i think thats it
oh wait his familiar, it’s a python ! so once entering the academy he was introduced to this dragon, at first he was afraid but then he sort of understood that somehow there was symbolism bc thats another thing, he thinks theres symbolism in anything like a spoon falling? that must hold SOME symbol hes just fucking annoying anyways, he fell in love w the dragon who takes form of a python who now loves to hug him like hes being choked <3 thats how he knows his familiar rly loves him or maybe it wants to kill him he can never tell
OH I FORGOT TO ADD SOMETHING HE HAS SUCH AN INNOCENT FACE BUT HE’S NOT HE’S A BITCH
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proudlylost · 6 years
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Destiel as high school teachers -AU
“Good morning class! Today we’re going to…” Castiel’s, or here Professor Novak’s, speech was interrupted by Kevin Tran, a dark-haired boy, who was just explaining his date night plans to Charlie Bradbury a little too loudly. “Mr. Tran, please, may I ask you to tell your weekend plans to Ms. Bradbury’s later today? Thank you. Where was I? Ah, yes. Today we’re going to continue with the group projects about American independence. I’m sure that most of the groups are at the point, from where you can continue your work mostly on your own. Is that right?”
The classroom was filled with “Yes!“s and "Right, professor Novak!“s while the most eager students had already started to chat with their partners about the ongoing project and division of tasks. After a few moments, when no one didn’t seem to disagree, Castiel clapped his hands together: “Well, it seems that every group has got a good start with their projects! I expect that by the end of the today’s session every group will have their projects almost finished. We will finish them properly next week. Now, however, if any group needs any advice or requires my assistance, you can ask me for help. Any questions? No? You can start now.”
The students headed to work, and Castiel started to go around the classroom asking questions and making suggestions such as “Maybe you could add more information here? Otherwise, that’s perfect Ms. Harvelle” or “And where is Ms. Masters again? This is her third flu within two weeks if I remember correctly”. Students seemed to settle into their work pretty easily, which Castiel didn’t find strange at all. This was, after all, one of his favorite groups to teach, full of very intelligent young individuals.
Castiel sat behind his desk and opened his own laptop. Oh well, he had plenty of grading to do, even though it seemed a very dull task at the moment. Castiel opened his “waiting for grading” -folder, and almost groaned. It seemed unpleasantly full, and Castiel knew, he knew, that he should have graded most of them ages ago. But latest chances in his and Dean’s relationship had, ah, distracted him from work.
Speaking of which, Castiel’s phone vibrated in his pocket, and a quick look revealed that the message was from Dean, or, as Castiel’s phone still said, “That insufferable Professor Winchester”. (Castiel considered that he should probably change the contact name).  Castiel scanned the classroom, but everyone seemed to be busy with their projects, and absolutely no one seemed to need help at the moment. Surely, Castiel thought, it wouldn’t harm anyone, if he answered Dean, nevertheless that he was teaching. Besides, Dean should be teaching as well. 
How’s my favourite professor? you having a gr8 day?
 Shouldn’t you be teaching now as well? You know how I am, I left you barely an hour ago.
Left me? Already? Wow Cas tht was fast, we’ve been together for a what, 1 week?
 You know full well what I meant, but yes, I’m fine. Thank you for asking, Dean. You didn’t answer my question though?
Castiel shrugged at his phone when three dots appeared on the screen, and they seemed to linger for a while. Finally, Dean’s answer came.
Yeah, so should you, babe. JK, but um actually I was thinking if you would like to go on a date, like to real one? Heh, we kinda skipped that part, don’t you think?
Castiel smiled softly at his phone. Yes, now when he thought about that, they had never had “a real” date. Dean, of course, was thought about it. He could appear quite thoughtful, and that was one of the many reasons Castiel lov- liked about Dean Winchester. 
Yes, Dean, I would love to do that. You mean today, or..? 
Yep if that’s ok with u? Preferences for the place? The Roadhouse is amazin’, but there’s also a new diner a couple of blocks away. Heard that was good, too.
I don’t know, it’s  yours to decide. I assume that we going by Baby, so pick me up at 8.00PM? Also, do you want to stay at my place afterwards?  
Castiel hit send, feeling contented an very, very happy. But then he heard papers rustling behind his back. Castiel turned quickly, just to see three pairs of eyes staring dumbfounded at him, or worse yet, his phone. He blinked rapidly a couple of times, feeling a blush creeping up his neck. After a few very awkward seconds Castiel coughed and said: “Yes, Mr. Tran, Ms. Bradbury, and Ms. Harvelle? Is there something wrong?”
“No Professor Novak, we were just asking… But if you’re busy, nevermind.” Kevin started weakly, and Castiel ignored the urge to bury his face in his hands. Yes, Kevin, Charlie, and Jo were extremely nice students, but no, Castiel didn’t have such a fantasy that they would leave this gossip alone. This was, after all, just a high school and he and Dean were two male teachers. Besides, Dean was stupidly handsome, and therefore a daily daydream to quite many teenagers. And, Castiel reminded himself, students always tended to forget that teachers had a life outside the school, too.
“No, no, if you three have something in mind, please just ask. Sorry, that wasn’t important.” Castiel explained quickly, but he knew full well that damage was already done. “Well, we just wanted to say that we’re ready”, Jo said, and then smirked, “And if you don’t mind, professor, The Roadhouse is always better!”
Next day, when Dean asked, Castiel had absolutely no idea, why students kept asking Dean whether he ate dinner in the Roadhouse or “in that new restaurant” previous night. And if however, he would have had an idea, the reason would be completely Dean’s own fault.
Based on this: http://sarahinara.tumblr.com/post/102121624270/high-school-teachers-aus-no-wonder-why-youre
(English is not my native language, and I don’t have a beta, so forgive me for my many, many typos, spelling errors and grammar errors)
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A collection of only a few logs of messages from Murdoc Faust Niccals to Russel Hobbs Jr between 2012 and 2014. Most of these are, er, left unanswered. Continue with caution. (also on ao3)
[LOG 1]
[08:14] Long time no see big drummer boy
> I know, I know. You miss me terribly. Spare the details.
>Have you checked your mail? You might see a little package sent from yours truly
>I can't exactly spell it out for you across the interwebs, babe, with all of these thousands of bots watching. I've been listening to these tech geeks and while their fashion sense is abhorrent they have raised a few good points about what I can and cannot let go uh. Leaking on here.
>What I'm trying to say is that once you've checked your daily mail UK I do expect to be...hearing back from you. In person, that is.
[15:47] And please don't feed me that “hurrr I don't no how t reed a mahp!” crap because if I remember correctly YOU were the one that got on MY case about getting lost in Vegas and somehow ~magically~ got us back in Miami.
>You were so proud of yourself it made me gag.
> Take the map and get your butt in gear, Hobbs. You get lost in the middle of the ocean I'm sure as hell not searching for you.
[23:22] I mean. The map behind the cocopuffs cereal I sent you! Very difficult. I always end up making the monkey drown. Hopefully you can take him to shore, Russ! Haha.
>You know what forget it that monkey deserves to fucking drown. I hate his stupid face.
[23:55] Fuck it.
>If you're not on my beach in a month, Hobbs, I'm making this album without you.
[LOG 2]
[17:33] I'm going to assume from your silence that you're right on your way then. Good choice.
>This album is gonna be fooking wild, Russ. La Soul is back, I got snoopy the dog on board and even Womack man himself! What a banger.
>I actually feel sorry for you, man.You're really missing out.
>See you x
[01:12] the x was a typo
[LOG 3]
[09:14] These cyberfreaks tell me the connection is “beyond excellent” here but clearly that's not true if I'm being ignored by you like this.
[LOG 4]
[12:55] Lisfen, Rus, I know you're big deal is being the shy, qieut one in the band but honestly tht shtick is starting to wear thin on me.
>answer me asshead
>you realy wnna play ths game huh
> Fine. Fcuk u 2.
[LOG 7]
[19:23] Christ I wish you were here.
> Not because I miss you
> These fucking dolts don't know the difference between their left and their right when it comes to music.
> If you were here you'd slap some sense into them
> With a fish
> Get it because we're on a beach
> Cmon that's hilarious
[LOG 13]
[16:03] I've already got a song that needs drums so you better move it drummer boy.
> you wouldn't want me use the drum machine again do you
> you know the fans fucking hate that thing
> everyone wants acoustic but I can't exactly deliver when you're not here
> it's not for me
> it's for the album
[LOG 16]
[07:13] you're lost. Admit it
> I get it. It must be hard doing anything without me
> the album is going great without you. Fantastic. Amazing.
> Splendid
> Groundbreaking
> Inspiring
[10:33] pls get here soon
[LOG 20]
[11:18] Russ if you don’t get here soon I’m gonna pull out all of my beautiful hair
>and it’ll be a tragedy for everyone
>do you wanna be responsible for that, hm? The loss of murdoc niccals’ gorgeous locks? The world would be in tears
[21:09] it’s not like I’d expect an egghead like you to understand
[LOG 24]
[14:49] wtf did you need all of these hats for
>you never wore them when we went out to the club
>a shame really. They make a fella feel real classy
>they smell like you too.
>like coconuts
>you’d think I’d be sick of the smell since I’m on this island
>but its you, russ
[17:22] I didn’t type that.
[LOG 30]
[13:55] this fooking island man
> I must say I'm very proud of myself
> I made it all pink. You'd like that yeah
> I didn't make it like that for you
[17:18] it fucking stinks tho
> like, its literally all trash
> I gotta get super extra drunk just to numb it lol
> luckily I got all these hats too lololool
[23:59] how do you delete messages that have sent
> FUCK WRONG TAB
[LOG 36]
[12:57] wanna know what 2d’s doing with that mask
>👋👺
>😏👌👈
> 👅🍆💦
>wanna know what I wanna be doing
>🛁🍆🍑🚿 >🔥👌👈😫💥💦 >🍴🍑👈
[15:47] cmon these are genius
[16:02] I want your 🐓
[16:18] the internet is a wonderful place
> I want you to 👏 my 🍑
[20:18] god I'm bored
> I hope you know you're responsible for this
> if you were here 💋 my 🐓 I wouldn't have to resort to this
[LOG 43]
[15:38] russsssss were r u
>I'm sso drunk right no lol
>2d got a waterlemon for a head snoops soo gud at party trix you'd lov him mmnrydk
>whops
>I hope ur safe on ur way here
>pls talk 2 m
>zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>I'm sleeping
>zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[LOG 45]
[00:00] god I'm such an asshole
[LOG 50]
[02:44] I'm sorry I didn't visit after noodle disappeared
> or called
> I thought you hated me
> which is understandable
> and I didn't want you not wanting to see me
> so I just avoided you
> which is shitty, I know that now
> you were hurting. We all were.
> and I left you like a coward
> but I'm sure
> I'm sure you're doing good for yourself
> I just wish we were um
> friends. like we used to be.
> I got in a bad crowd, Russ. Like I always do.
> but this time I'm not sure I'm gonna recover that easily
> and I ju
> I think what I'm trying to tell you is that I'm sorry
> I'm sorry
> if this island is still standing when you get here
> I hope you know that. At least
[LOG 67]
[18:07] D kept babbling to me about this dumbass dream he had
>where you showed up but with noodle
>he’s convinced it’s true. The fucking nerve of him
>can you believe I have to deal with this shit
>he’s the only other company I have around here since the collabs esc
>left
>I bet if you were here you would’ve shook some decency in him lol
>fuck its so boring here without you
>now that I think about it there’s really not that much about this place
>i mean
>you can get some plastic trees
>and me, of course
[20:02} oh wait that’d make a wicked lyric
>at least there’s one good thing from you ignoring me like this
>hurry up fatass
[LOG 88]
[07:23] I'm sure you know about her already
> cyborg noodle, that is
> pretty impressive, right?
> looks just like noodle.
> talks like her. plays like her
> honestly, she kinda weirds me out sometimes
> sometimes I think
> maybe she's the real noodle
> and she's gonna kill me. For what I did. At any moment
> and I think of shutting her down
> but then she looks at me and I sense this...Fear, maybe. Like she understands. And I feel bad. So I don't.
> like I feel sorry for her. Maybe because she looks like noodle helps too.
> or because she's the only other person or, well, thing I can talk to on this miserable beach
> I don't know why I'm telling you this
> maybe it's because you're the only other person I can talk to too
> not that you ever answer lately
> like a broken robot
> haha
> went full circle didn't it
[08:03] I'm so lonely
[LOG 102]
[00:17] I'm convinced that a shark ate your phone or something
> so I don't feel the least bit scared about sending you anything anymore
> I love you
> it hurts a lot not saying that
> so typing it is the best next thing
> I love you
> I love you
> I love you
> I hate this fucking island. I hate it more than 2D. But I'm waiting and I'm hoping that you'll come to me. And I'll play you this wicked album and maybe you'll love me again. I'm always so close to finally taking it too far with my drinking and throwing myself into that boogieman’s arms and ending it. But I just wanna see you one last time.
> I love you.
[06:18] for once I'm hoping you didn't read that
[LOG 119]
[22:12] I thought inviting de la soul onto the album would really spice things up
>instead we got some fucking jingle about jellyfeet or whatever
>ugh
>it wouldn't be that good if it was all just sad songs I suppose
>I guess I'm more angry that I can't come up with anything as poppy as that lately
[23:00] aw fuck it this song grew on me
> you ever tasted jellyfish? I'm kind of tempted now…
> we can have some when you get here
[LOG 155]
[05:17] Hey remember that one time Noodle got mad at us because we were mixing “our” cereal with “hers”
> so we went out and bought specific branded stuffs
> and then YOU got mad because you thought I ate yours
> but I didn't
> 2d did
> asshole admitted it to me last night.
> not that you would believe me anyway
[06:09] oh fuck
> that was like, 8 years ago, wasn't it?
> holy shit
> I feel so old
[06:15] I miss you
[LOG 176]
[03:55] 2D keeps looking at me with his wide white-out eyes and it makes me so angry because those are your eyes
>But I'm not looking at your face
>I didn't think it was possible for me to hate him even more but here I am
[LOG 177]
[13:33] who am I kidding
> everything reminds me of you
> I hate it so fucking much
> I think I'm losing my mind
> its been what? A year? A little over a year? And I'm still hanging on the hope that you'll appear out of nowhere
> and whisk me away
> I think I'm really hitting the lowest point, Russ
> It's finally caught up with me
> please
> giygcyuvyrsdhijkbijuygre
>auj
[LOG 205]
[11:27] I'm sorry for all of that. Jesus. I'm such a mess.
> I don't know what to do anymore
> I think
> I think if you've somehow.
> Somehow missed all of these messages. And stumble upon them now.
> I want you to know that um
> I want you to delete them.
[LOG 212]
[09:57] welp. These live shows are a fucking sham.
> I don't even know why I bother.
> you know what I'm just gonna fucking kill them.
> I hope those weirdos are reading these messages
> so they know I'm coming for them
> 2d is no help. Whimp can't even knock tin can over when she's asleep
> that's what I call cyborg noodle sometimes. She likes it
> if you were here you would've knocked albarn into another planet with one swing
> I think I swooned a little at the thought of that
[10:34] I know you're out there. Somewhere. Those tech geeks showed me on their drones
> I mean, you look forty times your size but they're speculating its just the camera
> sure
> hey, Russ, if you've turned into some kind of whale, could you visit 2ds window for me? I think he'll love it
[LOG 239]
[00:36] you know
> I slept with plenty of people since we separated
> but tonight was the first time
> I imagined it was you
> it made me sick. Not gonna lie
> I think you ruined sex for me
> that sounds way more sinister than i intended
> i guess what i’m saying is that i would sooner vomit on strangers than not be with you
> is that romantic enough
> answer me whale man
[14:22] my whale man
> i like that
> i mean i wouldnt ever use it again
> like ever
> but yknow
[LOG 240]
[23:44] i chnged my mind
>i crid on d2 shouulder toniet.
> that was my lwst pont
[LOG 254]
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> shit second last was sent on accident
> please don't think my dick looks like snoop doggs manicured nails now
> though that would be epic
[LOG 260]
[22:19] not to sound gay or anything
> but the sunset today was fantastic
> the purple blue pink kind
> i hope you got to see it wherever you are
> i mean
> it would’ve been nice if you were HERE
> but yknow
[23:55] or maybe if I was there.
> shit
[LOG 277]
[17:29] I'm feeling a lot better lately
> I mean, I'm still drunk and hating everyone
> but ever since the album has been officially done
> I've been working on this radio show
> have you heard it? Its pretty good
> its mostly me talking to myself but yknow
> I've gotten quite good that
[LOG 283]
[18:59] that's it
> I'm dumping this laptop
> and this phone
> and you
> I'm not gonna wait around anymore, Russ
> when you show up, you'll show up
> but don't expect me on my knees grovelling for you like I have for the last pathetic two years of my life
> it was good while it lasted
> and if you miraciously happen to open your messages and see this then I hope you know there nothing you can do to stop me
> sayonara baby
[LOG 284]
[19:37] holy shit
>holy shit
> is it working??
> i think it is
> so um
> a lot just happened huh
> you’re alive
> and so is noodle
> we didnt have much of a warm reunion huh
> not at all what I imagined at least
> i’m so relieved you’re alive
> i havent cried in a long time but that
> im so glad i didnt die
[20:00] im gonna try and find you, ok?
> ive sat around for long enough
> see you soon
[LOG 299]
[12:56] haha
> guess who got himself in hot water
> that’s right
> im gonna be in the slammer for a long time
> a real long time
> and I just
> i know this is probably too much to ask
> but if you can
[13:00] wait for me
> i love you
[LOG 300]
(/RUSSEL HOBBS/ CONNECTED)
(08:15) i love you too
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bluebeetle · 7 years
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WAS TAGGED BY: @bakusuki​ :0
TAGGING: im not tagging 20 lol but: @transgirlagenttexas​ @topazinc​ @kujohat​ @kidnap​ @skybean​ @paarsetulpen​ @ceili88​ @lizardgays​ @luruar​ @marquise-spinneret​ @s-fellows-art​ 
yall dont have to do it tho if you dont want. 
RULES: ANSWER THESE 85 STATEMENTS AND TAG 20 PEOPLE
THE LAST
1. DRINK: Orange juice cuz we havent gotten groceries in awhile and ive consumed all like 5 bottles of apple juice so its all thats left ghfhghf 2. PHONE CALL: my grandma  3. TEXT MESSAGE: My coworker  4. SONG YOU LISTENED TO: technically that new taylor swift song but that was to mock the music video, for real listening was Starboy by the Weeknd.  5. TIME YOU CRIED: possibly last night i dont remember. recently. 6. DATED SOMEONE TWICE: >implying i date. (no) 7. KISSED SOMEONE AND REGRETTED IT: nope 8. BEEN CHEATED ON: no 9. LOST SOMEONE SPECIAL: lol yeah  10. BEEN DEPRESSED: yes. today. 11. GOTTEN DRUNK AND THROWN UP: no i avoid alcohol bc anxiety of getting addicted lmao
3 FAVOURITE COLOURS
12. pale green 13. pale pink. 14. burgundy 
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU
15. MADE NEW FRIENDS: probably??? yeah i think so! some cool people at work and mutuals on here. not close friends or anything but its a start. 16. FALLEN OUT OF LOVE: nah son 17. LAUGHED UNTIL YOU CRIED: yeah doesnt help i cry easily. 18. FOUND OUT SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU: my friend’s GF trashtalks me at work. shes coworkers with my older brother AND my mother :) 19. MET SOMEONE WHO CHANGED YOU: id like to think so! 20. FOUND OUT WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE: to an extent yeah.....i guess. 21. KISSED SOMEONE ON YOUR FACEBOOK LIST: nah
GENERAL
22. HOW MANY OF YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE: all but one! theyre mostly friends, school friends, family, or friends from conventions except Connor who ive known for 7 years but never met irl yet. i send him a letter when i can tho!! 23. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS: ive got two cats, maddy and maya, and id die for em 24. DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR NAME: sometimes. people spell it wrong all the time, even my own dad does tht,  and its associated with a celeberity and a Type of Cliche basically lol. i was almost named Zoe its a cute name. 25. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: study for university exams lol. went out for dinner with family prior to that. my friend got me pokemon black and black 2 tho so dont worry.  26. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP: 10 or 11? i couldnt sleep last night. 27. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT: trying to sleep, failing, and reading JJBA fanfics. 28. NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN’T WAIT FOR: for my shirts i ordered online to finally come in this week!!!! or for the new pokemon game 29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM: a half hour ago when she went o bed 31. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW:  coco jambo - mr president, and hold onto your heart - Man Man (kinda going back and forth as each ends ghghf) 32. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO A PERSON NAMED TOM: ummmmm probably but i dont remember. 33. SOMETHING THAT IS GETTING ON YOUR NERVES: why ive been so Anxious and shit lately, family needing to be LOUD all the time. 34. MOST VISITED WEBSITE: tumblr, youtube, pokefarm. 35. HAIR COLOUR: medium brown 36. LONG OR SHORT HAIR: long? it goes passed my shoulders but i need to get it cut.  37. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE:  maybe?? still trying to figure some shit out. 38. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: my eyes a cute girl liked them once, my face in general in good photos lol, my hips, my hair, my moles 39. PIERCINGS: none im awful with pain. 40. BLOOD TYPE: no idea. i do blood tests for a chronic illness i have but never bothered to ask 41. NICKNAME: britt 42. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single. 43. ZODIAC: ares 44. PRONOUNS: she/her, they/them 45. FAVOURITE TV SHOW: bnha, justice league cartoon, daredevil if that counts 46. TATTOOS: none yet 47. RIGHT OR LEFT HANDED: right. 48. SURGERY: dental surgery but thats it.  50. SPORT: not a sport person. best i can do is sprinting and even then :// 51. VACATION: id love to return to london, paris, and rome or go to japan!!! 52. PAIR OF TRAINERS: i assume something to do with shoes um... idk i have a pair of pink ones but i mostly wear the red ones i hve. i usually get bright colours so people can find me. 
MORE GENERAL
53. EATING: yogurt 54. DRINKING: nothing 55. I’M ABOUT TO: go to bed 56. WAITING FOR: jjba part 5 to be announced, school to start, work hours to start 57. WANT: to be able to sleep at night thanks... to do well in school 58. GET MARRIED: at some point, thatd be nice yeah..... 59. CAREER: something in the science field, with chemistry or biology. 60. HUGS OR KISSES: both r good but im more of a hug person. Its Warm. 61. LIPS OR EYES: hmmmm eyes theyre pretty and cute. fun to draw. 62. SHORTER OR TALLER: i dont rly care tbh 63. OLDER OR YOUNGER: prefer close to my age but probably a lil younger bc ill feel less intimidated lol (but like, not a minor) 64. NICE ARMS OR NICE STOMACH: TUMMIES!!!!!! 65. HOOK UP OR RELATIONSHIP: relationship. 66. TROUBLEMAKER OR HESITANT: hesitant. blame anxiety. sometimes impulsive tho.
HAVE YOU EVER:
67. KISSED A STRANGER: no. 68. DRANK HARD LIQUOR: no.. 69. LOST GLASSES/CONTACT LENSES: oh god yes.  70. TURNED SOMEONE DOWN: kinda..... in a bad way.  71. SEX ON THE FIRST DATE: no. 72. BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART: maybe? 73. HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN: yeah.
74. BEEN ARRESTED: no. 75. CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED: yes, recently. 76. FALLEN FOR A FRIEND: yeah. 
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
77. YOURSELF: jguhghhg maybe. sometimes.  78. MIRACLES: yes 79. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: no. infatuation maybe, but real love takes time. 80. SANTA CLAUS: im not 8.
81. KISS ON THE FIRST DATE: eh each to their own. i dont care??? sure i guess.
82. ANGELS: no.
OTHER:
84. EYE COLOUR: green 85. FAVOURITE MOVIE: how to train your dragon, definitely.
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Found this in my drafts**:
*clears throat* May I present the idea: ~✨Ella Enchanted au✨~
•Laurent is from a very well-to-do kingdom
•Auguste died (idc how)
•Akielos took a bunch of land after that
•When Laurent was born his aunt Vannes gave him the “gift” of obedience
•When Laurent lost his family he was left to live with his Uncle and his uncle’s men (man? Idk how to fit the evil step-sisters in so like twin Govarts??? LOL)
•His uncle tells him that he isn’t allowed to protect/hang out with Nicaise
•Laurent needs to go break the spell Vannes gave him,,,,but she’s in the neighboring Kingdom of Akielos partying it up •Jord and Lazar are elves that need help in the woods •That scene where the elf in the movie is telling Ella how to fight the guy? That’s happening between Lazar and Jord at Laurent (cause the obedience thing) •He helped and now that they’ve realized he’s the little brother of their beloved dead prince Auguste they must help him!
•Half way thru their journey some of The Regent’s men came after Laurent •They tie up all three of them and then after they told Laurent to lie still and not move, they realized he wasn’t going to move??? Not at all?? •"Well he’s pretty hot so we might as well..“ and are going to attempt to rape him buuuut •Weeeeeeeee The Beloved Prince Damianos~ of Akielos comes in and rescue! •"Rape is not a noble man’s cause! Release the beautiful maiden! (Think of the corniest Prince Charming thing ever and that’s what Damen says) •Laurent can’t roll his eyes but if he could HE DEFINITELY WOULD •They all travel together as Damen says he can help them travel safely to the next town (it has nothing to do with the fact that Laurent is a beautiful blonde) •Laurent is annoyed but he lost his horse during the kidnapping and commotionso now he has to travel w the hott Prince Damianos of Akielos
•they reach a Vaskian town with GIANT WOMEN •it’s great honestly,, •anyways Laurent gives Damen a stern talking to about his country stealing land and how slavery is evil because not having freedom of what you do is the worst thing in the world (he knows, his obedience curse has caused him enough terror to last a lifetime) •Ugh they bond it’s really fuckign cute bc Damen listens to him and never TELLS Laurent to do anything
•Side note: Pallas is also a giant for shits and giggles so that Lazar can date a giant Pallas,,,that’s the funniest shit I’ve thought of today
•Laurent thinks he MIGHT have a crush and he is fully ready to kiss Damen bc all or nothing •until Damen starts talking about Jokaste and their engagement •Laurent -very angrily,mostly from heartbreak- leaves after that w the excuse of •"you’re more of a bother than anything. I’m supposed to be on my own quest and you’re keeping me from it. You’re a born and bred slave keeper” or something mean like that
•Laurent can’t shake the feeling tho that something was going on in Damen’s kingdom after they spent all night talking about Damen’s life •Damen is like “wait no! Beautiful maiden wait! •Laurent HAS TO WAIT BECAUSE OF THE SPELLSBJSDBJD •Damen is like "come back with me, we can talk to my brother about the slavery and the land that belongs to Vere” •Laurent is like ‘mmmm very interesting tht u choose the moment I am mad at u to use low key commands when asking me things *eye twitch* very,,, interesting’
•They arrive at Damen’s palace and wow •wow, Damen, really? •Laurent can immediately tell his brother, Kastor, is running everything •And that Jokaste is totally swinging between the two of them •"Don’t you find it suspicious how much power Kastor keeps asking for? He doesn’t want you doing anything it seems.“ •"Nah Kastor is just trying to make sure I feel less stressed as my date for crowing to be King comes up” •Damen is clueless, or just chooses to be out of denial and loyalty
•The Regent knew where Laurent was headed bc his men saw Damen arrive and reported it •So the Regent gets there and tells Kastor about Laurent’s special predicament
•Kastor calls Laurent in and makes him do a bunch of shit from jumping up and down, to striping, to speaking only in an Akielon (a language he doesn’t even kno) •Laurent is exhausted physically and mentally •He can feel his heart break when his Uncle reveals himself in the room and tells Laurent that he will kill Damen and allow himself to be tried and killed for treason (and isn't allowed to tell anyone about the plan)
•Laurent has Jord chain him to a tree so that he won't kill Damen
•Unfortunately Vannes appears in front of him, and she's like 'omggg hey kid what r u doin here?'
•"Take this gift back imma about to do something horrible to the man I love. I'm demanding this one thing. Please.
•"Did I chain your butt up to this tree? No? You don't like this gift? Get rid of it yourself."
•Then Vannes is like, "now go have some fun and get down with the prince" •she frees Laurent and dresses him up in a beautiful white Veretian formal wear. •He's looks gorgeous ANYWAYS
•Laurent travels back to the palace straight into Damen's arms (to be fair he tried his best not to, grabbing on to tables and dragging them and whatnot)
•His face is scarlet and he's scared but he's trying his best not to feel that way •Damen is like "I wanna show you something"
•And Laurent HAS to follow him but he really doesn't want to, he doesn't want to hurt Damen •Damen leads him to his mother's secret garden
•"Why did you take me here?" Laurent says but his mind is like 'this is really private oh god no one will try to stop me'
•Damen and his big dumb stupid heart is like "I realized that I love you. A lot. And I like that you push me around and tell me when I'm wrong or blinded to certain things. You teach me to think past what I know and it makes me a better person. I know it will make me a better King. And when I'm King I want you by my side. I want to marry you."
•Laurent is having an inner panic attack but he's only trembling slightly and he's trying really hard not to cry
•Laurent is like "No I can't"
•"Why? Do you not feel the same" •"I need to leave, let me go"
•"Tell me the truth." •Laurent can feel the spell forcing the words out his mouth like vomit. He chokes out a "I want that. Yes. I want you."
•Damen is beaming and he pulls in for a tight hug
•Laurent can feel the demand of his uncle and Kastor.
•The knife is at Damen's back and he is remembering everything everyone told him in his life. But mostly, he remembers his brother who told him before he died: "What's inside you, Laurent, is stronger than any spell"
•Laurent lets himself cry as he repeats over and over, louder each time, "I will no longer be obedient"
• the knife drops and Laurent collapses •Laurent is in shock. He didn't see that Nikandros came in to get Damen and saw the knife at Damen's back. Damen is also in shock staring at the knife on the ground
•Nikandros has Laurent arrested and Damen is like "Laurent how could you try to kill me" •Laurent is like "no wait Damen! There's something bigger, about your brother! He's trying to kill you. Him and my uncle."
•"My brother would never try to harm me" Nikandros makes an angry, unsure face at Damen but he sends Laurent to a cell.
•Anyways Nikandros meets Jord who is like "you fuckface release my prince he's not the one behind this" and after some hardcore convincing and loyalty on Jord's part (and a tiny crush that Nik has), Nikandros (with Jord, Lazar, Pallas, and a BUNCH of Vaskian women) goes to Laurent's cell to let him out.
•"Jord better be right about you, snake"
•They go to the crowning, they defend Laurent as Kastor tries to have them all arrested
•Laurent explains himself to Damen as they fight against the guards together
•Kastor reveals how he killed their father and that the crown rightfully belongs to him cause he was first born and blah blah
•anyways Kastor tries to fight Damen but Laurent fights him. And wins. He dies.
•The Regent is like "Laurent I demand you stop this right now. You will come home and face the charges of treason for this country and your own."
•Laurent is like "I don't have to do anything you tell me anymore. I'm in control of everything I do. You no longer own me"
•The Regent gets arrested for treason against King Damianos (later he is killed 😚👌🏽)
•Laurent no longer has a spell that forces him to obey what anyone tells him. Damen is no longer under threat of being murdered by his own family. Lazar is dating giant Pallas. Nik has a DEFINITE crush on Jord. Slavery is over.
•They all break into song and dance of 'Don't Go Breaking My Heart' and they all live happily ever after~💖✨✨✨
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