#pricegravesnik

[cod-dump]

Price: *reading*

Graves from another room: Oh thank god, I'll have somewhere to hibernate this winter.

Price: *deep sigh*

Price: Nik, put your shirt back on.

Nik from another room: HOW DID YOU KNOW??

Graves: ...was that out loud?

[totally-not-fandom]

The amazing, wonderful, talented @cod-dump has infected me with an uncureable case of graves/nik/price brainworms so, now, you all have to suffer with me

Okay, so, hear me out...Nikolai has a secret child that only Price knows about. The kid is from a fling Nik had with some woman when he and Price were still just friends and Price has been there to help raise it from the very beginning.

After a LOT of back and forth with Price, Nikolai named the child Dimitri.

Nik has always been Papa but Price has gone through stages. First, it was Uncle John. Then, when Dimitri was around 10-12 and Nik and John started dating, it turned into just John. And finally, after John and Nik got married when Dimitri was around 16, it was Dad from then on.

Now-a-days, Dimitri is 27 and living in the heart of Moscow as a professional ballet dancer/sometimes secret informant on Russian crime syndicate activity for their Dad's.

Nik and Price visit Moscow to see Dimitri every time they are on leave or in Russia for a mission and make regular, weekly phone calls with them to check in. But, recently, something has changed.

Recently, Nikolai and Price have added a new partner to their relationship. One Phillip Graves.

Dimitri has been BEGGING their fathers to meet the American that "flipped their worlds upside-down" (Nikolai's words). Unfortunately, neither of them have leave for at least the next three months.

So Dimitri does the only reasonable thing and plans a surprise visit to their Fathers' base, blissfully unaware that both Nik and Price have neglected to tell their new partner about their child's existence.

[midnight193]

You know I've been thinking all day while at Esports so here's some rambles on Graves. Also cause it's FUCKING COLD AND I HATE IT >:(

@snootlestheangel here ya go to dude :D rambles to enjoy from my chaotic brain

So Graves is used to the heat, coming from the south. He can be fine in like 90° weather (Fahrenheit cause I dunno Celsius) but the moment it's like 30° something he's pissed. He hates the cold and he hates the winter, he's also a cold boy (you cannot tell me he would not be cold all the time for no fucking reason). So being in England and where else SUCKS! He hates it, but Price and Nik are big giant heaters so he enjoys being around them when it's extra cold.

I can see him slipping in one of their hoodies while they are wearing them. So he stays warm. He also has like 15 coats but steals theirs instead of wearing his own.

I also see a couple of Shadows making fun of him for wearing three coats when it's cold, but he doesn't care.

I see him also owning those giant fuzzy socks people have (yes I am one of them, they are da best) to wear so his feet or warm. He can't wear em while he's got shoes on unless he's wearing some big boots.

Hmmm that's all I got for now

[snootlestheangel]

If someone hasn't asked yet Pricegravesnik for that ship thing :D

Ooohhh a challenge! Let's see where this goes lol

They're all married for this btw

If anyone wants to submit another ship, please do so! If you actually have other ideas for the questions "Like who takes the hottest showers?" then I'd love to hear them!

Who was the one to propose? Actually I want to say Price when he proposed to Nik. I want to say neither were willing to commit to marrying each other for a couple years until something happened and Price realized it's never a guarantee to keep the good things in life, so might as well keep them close while you can. Nik's the one that started the flirting with Graves and wanted to propose to him, but Graves beat him to it. (my tired brain made me read that as Graves proposed to himself, which honestly? He would. He'd do it just to mess with them and go "Sorry, I'm already engaged")

Who stressed more over wedding planning? I genuinely see Nik as the one that was flipping out the whole time. Graves was surprisingly the least stressed (he was recruiting his Shadows for help shhhhh) and Price was experiencing about the normal level of stress you'd expect for a wedding.

Who decorated the house? Graves. In truth, it was a mostly group effort; Price's favorite recliner is there, Nik's very nice, suspiciously acquired liquor cabinet, a few things they've both received from Laswell, Farah, Alex, and the 141 boys. But Graves is the true decorator. Granted, most of this stuff is gifts from the Shadows when they heard he was getting married.

Who does the cooking? I, again, want to say Graves's Southern ass does, but like... I feel like Price knows his way around a kitchen, ya know? Nik is banished from kitchens.

Who is more organized? None of them are necessarily organized per say. Graves is the best at keeping the appearance of being organized but in reality it's Price. Graves's planners are always neat, his desk is always neat, but that doesn't mean shit. Price's office always looks like Nik landed a copter too close but he knows exactly where everything is and he's the most on top of schedules/appointments/important dates.

Who suggested kids first? Nik. Like as a serious suggestion. He's seen the way both his husbands are, and he just knows they'd be wonderful dads. Desperately wants to be a girl dad.

Who's the cuddler? Nik is the cuddliest, but Graves is a close second. Price just wants some fucking peace and quiet.

Who is big spoon/little spoon? Graves always ends up the little spoon of at least one of them. As much as he tries his best to be a big spoon and big spoon only, he always ends up in the middle of them with one wrapped around behind him. Nik is always a big spoon though, and somehow Price ends up being the little spoon. (Graves is not complaining, he's got two bears for husbands so you know ending up in the middle of that is hella nice. And he should be thankful) *I am extremely jealous of Graves now but I have no one to blame but myself and maybe @midnight193 for submitting this ship*

What's their favorite non-sexual activity? Probably something quiet, but at the same time they're all so chaotic it'd never stay quiet long, so I almost want to say something like *mind blanks* Um.... Honestly? Bowling. Don't ask me why, it just popped in there and now I can't get that mental image out of my head. That or axe-throwing cause they're each such show-offs. Graves gets a +2 strength bonus when the Shadows are around

Who comes home drunk at 3am? Nik. Is there really any other answer? It's not often, it's still a rarity, but still. That! Or it's Graves after a party with his Shadows. He's always absolutely blasted after social engagements involving alcohol with his Shadows

Who kills the spiders? Price. None of them are afraid, but Graves did have one really bad allergic reaction once and ever since then Price is the one to kill the spiders. Nik tried using fire once. It did not work. He is no longer allowed to kill spiders, even though he promises to never do it again

Who falls asleep first? Hot take? Graves. He's going 100 all day and just crashes once it's bedtime. Sometimes, if Nik and Price are coming home late, they walk in to see Graves just sprawled out on the bed, having not even bothered taking his jeans off and he is out cold. (of course they always gently get him into bed proper and that's how he ends up in the middle)

A head-canon? Nik is a human furnace, which is partly why he has to be one of the ends when they cuddle/sleep. There have been times where he's ended up in the middle and Price is just on the floor cause HOT. Graves, a true Texan (he's Texan right? *I am having an existential crisis over this for some reason??*) is used to the heat, and is secretly sometimes reminded of home with it, so he's okay with being swarmed by human heater Nik. Price, a fucking Brit, can't stand it when he's too warm for comfort. He'd rather kill his back sleeping on the floor or their really shitty couch than be trapped with that. A second one because why not? Price always ends up being the "victim" of sexual jokes/blatant nasty flirting from Graves and Nik. He can be chilling, minding his business, and suddenly one of them says something really dirty to the other and Price, the poor thing, it's not his fault he gets so easily flustered!

Do they have any rituals? Graves has so many rituals when it's Shadow Olympics week. There's too many to count but they're all vital for his team winning, and even some of them to ensure none of his Shadows are harmed/all have fun. Nik constantly teases him for being a dad, which ends up in Graves calling himself Daddy and making Price snort his tea. Price has incredible oral hygiene, and the other two have pretty normal routines for that sort of thing. Nik's only "ritual" is the series of stretches he does before flying. It took a while for Graves to be able to witness it, so Price once recorded it and sent it to him.

Who has the most patience? Nik, a thousand times over. Price has to deal with Soap, Ghost, and Gaz on a constant basis. And those boys are so needy they can't just leave him alone during leave, either! Graves can be pretty patient, but after a long day of dealing with hyperactive Shadows and a giant techie with chronic anxiety, he gets a little snippy. Nik on the other hand? Totally chilled out like 90% of the time. He's had a couple of bad days where he'll scowl at someone annoying him and the very rare occasions that he does lose his cool. Ghost has witnessed this once, and the rant Nik was on wasn't even directed at him, but he's still traumatized by it (@cod-dump has an incorrect quotes that definitely inspired this. In fact! Mike is the fucking reason I'm obsessed with Graves now! So *angrily stomps but it's more like a cute puppy* damn you! This is your fault!)

Gif that sums up their relationship?

I dunno I tried. I searched too long and this is all I could come up with

[jgvfhl]

As a sucker for pricegravesnik, I gotta know what's the theme for the one you're writing. Spicy? Angsty? Fluffy? I'm very curious

OKAY SO HERE'S THE VAGUEST OF IDEAS:

Graves crawls out of a flaming tank, slightly crispy (very crispy). Soap and Rudy are not amused.

Kate: Well. He worked with Shepherd most recently, he can help us find him at the least. But. He won't stay alive in the US, so congratulations on your new ward.

Price: Kate what the fuck--

Kate, wiping her hands: Bye!

So Graves gets to de-crispy in the UK while the 141 bitches about it. To everyone's horror, Nik (who is sticking around for [insert Plot here]) and Graves have the same bone-dry sense of depricating humor. No one suffers more than Price.

Until he gets in on it, and then it's all a mess. If Gaz, Soap, and Ghost were horrified Nik gets along with Mr Yankee Doodle Traitor, they are downright SCANDALIZED AND BETRAYED when Dad I mean Price starts seeking out his company too.

But as I said I really need to beat up Graves so yknow Shepherd's gonna do that for me. By yoinking him :)

Oh noooooooo 👀 what will happennnn

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[cod-dump]

gaz, soap & ghost: we're not calling you dad...

graves: what?!

price, muttering: jesus christ....

nik: *wheezes*

One of them calls Graves "Not Father" and then they all committed to calling him just that. Price and Nik honestly find it hilarious and Graves gave up on fighting it, it was better than the alternatives.

[cod-dump]

Ghost: Captain- John... what the FUCK!?

Gaz: Self-sacrifice? No no- We don't do that shit

Price: Wouldn't have made it out even if I tried. Good thing the bomb was a dud

Soap, with tears streaming down his face: A FUCKING MIRACLE THE FACT IT WAS

Gaz, now starting to cry: You could have DIED

Price: I didn't-

Ghost: ORPHANED AGAIN. DO YOU WANT THAT??

Price:

Price: Don’t dog pile me

Ghost: I'M CALLING NIK AND TELLING HIM EVERYTHING

Price: T-That's not necessary-

Ghost: AND GRAVES

Price: ABSOLUTELY NOT NECESSARY

[cod-dump]

Soap while staring at Ghost: *under his breath* I'm gonna make that mascara run tonight

Ghost: *snaps his pen and whips his head around to stare at Soap*

Gaz: *disgusted cry*

Price: *concern/disgusted*

Soap: ... oh my god I said that out loud

Price, to Gaz: I don't want to hear any more complaints about Nik and Graves

Gaz: I'm going to go throw up

[cod-dump]

Price, grumbling: You two always pay...

Graves: Because we're stupid rich and like to spoil

Price: What if I want to spoil? What if I want to provide?? Why won't you let me provide!?

Nik: Love, you spoil us in other ways that don't involve money

Price: ... I what-

Graves: You could do some providing later, too~

Price:

[cod-dump]

Graves: John's captain called him Jonathan?

Nik: Jonathan is his legal name. But he only used it when John pissed him off. Now whenever someone uses that name with him he just freezes, like he's expecting some form of berating

Graves: Ah... that explains the other night. I never saw him get so pale before

Nik: Yes, Kate keeps the conditioning fresh

[cod-dump]

*after a rough mission*

Price: That’s it- I’m fucking retiring! I’m done! FINISHED! This is the last you’re ever seeing me, if any of you show up on my property I’m shooting first and leaving your bodies for the fucking maggots

Laswell: Hm, ‘kay. See you in two months

Price: Kate I’m serious-

Ghost: I’ll make sure to bring you your groceries. So you can avoid the public or people in general

Price: Simon-

Nik: Of course he won’t be avoiding me I bought his house :)

Price: Wait-

Soap: Can we have game night?

Gaz: No Monopoly

Soap: Fuck you I love Monopoly

Price: Why isn’t anyone respecting my desire to disappear?!

Laswell: You can disappear, just not from us

Price:

Nik: I’ll bring Phil over when I get around to… ‘borrowing’ him from Shadow Company

Price: … how did I get here?

[cod-dump]

*in the lounge*

Price: My back hurts... Simon, guard the door I need to lay down

Ghost, standing: On it

Gaz: Uh-?

Soap: Why is Ghost guarding the door? We're on base

Price as he lays on the couch: Nik's on base and if he sees me with my guard lowered he's going to pounce

Ghost: Thought Graves was the one who pounces?

Price: They both pounce. I don't know what peace is

Gaz: I don't envy you one bit

Price: I don't envy me either

[cod-dump]

Graves: I'm back, bitches!

Price: YOU WERE IN PRISON! HOW ARE YOU HERE!?

Graves: High security my ass, it was a overcrowded escape room at best

Nik: ... John

Price: No!

Nik: JOHN PLEASE-

[cod-dump]

Ghost: They say it gets harder to make friends when you’re forty or older

Price:

Ghost: Just a thought… old man

Price: You’re not that far behind me, son

Ghost: But you’ll get there before me, and that’s what matters

Price:

Price: It may be hard to make friends but it sure isn’t hard finding people to date

Ghost:

Price: Just a thought

[cod-dump]

Gaz: So you have to approve who we're dating- Price: I never said that Gaz: -but we have no say over the American? Price: No because, technically, that was Nik's doing. So take it up with him if you have a problem Gaz: Gaz: Cap, on a unrelated note, which one of these KorTac guys do you hate the most? Again, completely unrelated Price: