#probably gay sex

[amtrak-official]

That's right ya'll, Gay Sex is now legal on the trains and we encourage you to do it 24/7 on your trips

[handcat]

where’s that catcrumb of a cat screaming UNLOVED UNLOVED UNLOVED pls i need to post it for attention

[translawlight]

based off of this !!!

[floralsapphics]

They look at each other like this and you’re telling me I’m supposed to believe they don’t secretly want to scissor on the stone war table?

[1spooky-dad]

Always and forever thinking about the day they got the eggs and got paired up, and other people being maybe a little awkward cause they still don't necessarily know the person they've been paired with, a little unsure of what bits they can get away with, and then Mariana, i imagine, is like "damn this is my chance for an actual ship for once let's fucking go let's not be To Weird so my partner won't be creeped out" but then charlie runs up and assigns him as Bitch Wife and immediately starts a bit where they've been married for years and he's trying to get a divorce and Mariana is just like 😍 YOU! You are The One. We are going to have so much sex. And he was right.

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

I think if Arthur just got raw dogged for like a solid 16 minutes he'd be completely fine and all his troubles would go away

[lotus-pear]

idk if this has been said yet but the fact that chuuya was lucid this entire time means he heard EVERY WORD dazai was saying while he and fyodor were being drowned. the "there were times we did connect..like that time when.." AND while dazai was pleading with him to break out of the vampirism with "chuuya, our fate will not end here. because you and i are destined to-" BRO WAS ACTUALLY PERFECTLY CONSCIOUS AND ACTIVELY LISTENING WHILE DAZAI WAS CONFESSING HIS GAYASS TO HIM

[ofmd-ann]

Prioritising my mental health in the workplace ✨

[good-to-drive]

When someone says they wanna fuck that old man and it's a rock star who's been drenched in sex appeal for decades and has fucked hundreds of women I do respect and enjoy that, but when someone says they want to fuck that old man and it's Conan Christopher O'Brien, a man drenched in sexless Catholicism who is 90% leg and 100% heart, well, I just think that's pretty darn neat.

[pisshandkerchief]

why do you mean you have trouble discovering new music. back in my day we got our obscure music recs from the welcome to night vale weather and we fucking liked it

[the-lost-profile]

Reminder that Ah Duo is okay with Jinshi being bi.

The two guards who had come in trying to restrain Ah-Duo covered their eyes with their hands and peeked out between their fingers.

As for Ah-Duo, her eyes went wide and her mouth dropped open.

“Ah!” she said.

“That’s right. You don’t have to choose a flower. I guess I was mistaken.”

With that she backed out of the room and politely shut the door.

Neither Jinshi nor Basen said anything, but after a moment of silence, the darkened You manor was filled with the sounds of two men shouting at each other.

[sparkling12]

I'm curious, in general do we prefer Poison Ivy with Green Skin or Nah?

oh reblog for more responses please lol

[depeshemode]

never forget what they took from us: Almost Human (2013) starring Karl Urban and Michael Ealy

[watery-melon-baller]

theres people who only have one ship and people who don't have any ships and multishippers well im inventing a new kind of shipper and it's "all of these people are gay and a little in love with each other but the romance is up to interpretation"

[monstrousdesirestudy]

I’m writing about the queer subtext of Dracula and its SEVEN PAGES LONG just talking about the complicated history of a probably closeted Bram Stoker and how the culture at large helped to shape his monsters 😮‍💨 I’m not even at the part during the 1930s in which Hollywood censorship aided in queer-coding monsters either

[smallsies]

the horror