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jestroer · 2 years
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Man, I love minecraft redstoners, like, they can have stacks upon stacks of redstone components, they can have farms that produce redstone to no end, they can be on the server where they do not even need to do redstone, but when being offered redstone at any moment they always are like “!! Redstone??! For me??? Redstone for me????”
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savrenim · 2 years
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VERY excited about tumblr blaze but even more excited about
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[id: screenshot from the tumblr blaze faq, reading: Q: Can I choose who is going to see my post? A: No. We don’t offer a way to target your audience with Tumblr Blaze]
of just!!!!! yes!!!!!!! correct!!!!!!!!!! tumblr should be a wild west hellscape of a site!!!!!!!!! no targeted sponsored posts!!!!!!!! if you want to throw $10 at them to advertise a post, let it go to a completely random audience, chaos!!! rules!!! here!!!!!!!!!
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tom-is-online · 4 months
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HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY TO (checks scribbles on hand) Shadow the Hedgehog (2005) one of the games of all time!
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opera-ghost · 3 months
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phantom of the opera + twitter / (insp)
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randomprose · 3 months
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he tian literally the most jealous man mo guan shan knows
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sockendrache · 8 months
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Headcanon that the Tsaritsa is perpetually crying
Hear me out:
for some reason I imagine that the Tsaritsa is constantly crying- not even with the typical ‘crying noises’. Just, always shedding tears.
1, because it makes me feel all mushy to imagine the Archon of Love constantly crying for her people
2, because it’s kinda funny
Y’know. Snezhnaya is fucking COLD, Childe says you ‘freeze to death’ if you keep standing around. So her tears just freeze instantly and fall on the ground like little glass pearls, and whenever the Tsaritsa goes you just hear the constant clatter of her tears
Imagine if she really just can’t control it, and she’s having some kinda serious meeting with her Harbingers, while the space on the table before her just slowly fills up with frozen tears.
(Dottore keeps reaching over and grabbing a few of them to snack on. Pierro thinks it’s inappropriate to consume the tears of her Majesty, the Tsaritsa doesn’t mind; she’s got plenty to go around.)
People slip on them all the time (most notably Childe lol) because the whole floor in the Palace is covered in them.
Imagine if she has to leave Snezhnaya for some kinda diplomatic bullshit, like. She’s meeting up with Zhongli in Liyue to, idk, discuss their contract, and Zhongli invites her to some tea.
So, they’re sitting in like, idk, Xinyue Kiosk and do important business talk. Xiao squats out on the roof incase something happens (wasn’t Zhongli’s idea. Xiao just showed up and he didn’t have the heart to turn him away.) Childe and Signora sit on either side of the Tsaritsa. Awkward doesn’t even begin to describe it.
Then... her Majesty clears her throat. “This... tea.”, she says, staring at the cup with an expression that could be disgust or curiosity. Or both- probably both.
“...yes? Is there something wrong with it? It is a herbal blend from-”
“No, no, it’s quite lovely. But... is it just me, or does it have a slightly... salty note?”
Zhongli looks stunned. (Salty Herbal tea?? Xiangling might be interested in this)
 Next to her, Signora does that ‘nose exhale’ laugh.
Childe slowly puts down his chopsticks (he’s not eating anything. just... practicing.), looks between the cup of tea and her Majesty.
“...your Majesty. The tea is salty because you’re crying right into it.”
“Ah. Yes, I suppose that’s the case.”
Zhongli pours her a new cup of tea. Signora wordlessly starts freezing the Tsaritsa’s tears before they ruin her tea again. Childe (not so subtly) collects the frozen tears in a bag for Dottore to eat later.
Xiao is still sitting on the roof.
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gumm1defloor · 2 months
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There is a theory out there on the internet of Velvette secretly being Carmilla’s third daughter whom she had a fallout with and separated from, which is why they don’t see eye to eye with each other in the present. And while I’m still personally on the fence about this particular interpretation, it does make every previous fanon about Velvett's found family dynamic with the other Vee's infinitely funnier.
Like Vel really just said fuck you mom actually I'm gonna move out and go live with my two shitty drunk, gay college roommates who don’t pay rent and they will be my new family we're GONNA BE RICH TOGETHER AND I’M NEVER COMING BACK like wow ok-
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ineffablelvrs · 3 months
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may 2024 be the year people give a chance to movies and shows that aren't american or british
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nbnbd · 10 months
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Next gay I see with H*rry P*tter in the bio, I'm shaving their gay little mustache right off
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bakersfield-row · 7 months
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the FUCK is THIS BITCH doing here??????? get the fuck off my dash you clown ass BITCH
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jestroer · 2 years
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I find Xisuma endearing but like in a specific way where he is like.... He IS a lot like a dad on a server but not necessarily because he is responsible one(thats kinda too tho but he is not alone there) but because he seems so confused about what the hell everyone else are doing and is just kinda embarrassing in a confused father who wants to hang out with the kids and help but absolutely does not understand what he needs to do way.
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sonicexelle-junkary · 5 months
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
I Uh…. I don’t have any art planned for today so um….
Oooooo you want to give me money!!!!! Ooooo go into your bank account and give me $5!!!!!
I can make you cool art for only a few Canadian dollars!!!!!! OOooOOooOoO!!!!! Go give me money now OOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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alienfuckeronmain · 9 months
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there are so many books out there I would probably enjoy if I read, but I cannot stomach the new trope-first, internet-speak, memefied promotional tactic EVERY indie author uses these days to advertise their wares. Like is the whole book written like that? Are you gonna use the phrase “disaster lesbian” in your actual book? Are the characters who’s sexualities you’ve listed in the summary going to self-describe as aforementioned sexualities in a cheeky way complete with a pride flag hung in their room? Are you writing a retro-futurist novel or does it have a “retrofuturism aesthetic?” because those things are different!!!  I dunno maybe I’m just a pretentious asshole I feel like I’m going fucking insane and there’s an actively anti-literary veneer onto so many contemporary written works in the indie/self publishing sphere that just infuriates me.  And I really want to give indie/self published works a go because I’m planning on taking that route, but i JUST CANNOT even feign interest for books so deeply embedded in online “queer” culture!!!!
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eemoo1o-animoo · 26 days
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What.
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kaitobromota · 25 days
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i think the idea of Byakuya being the one to step up to be the future foundation leader after Munakata makes sense. imo Makoto would want to be away from public eye after everything + Kyoko is a detective at heart and only leads when she needs to. to quote @izurulovesboats: “If he does not have his conglomeration from home, store bought is fine.”
HOWEVER, the survivors would absolutely need to put in a better checks and balances system than the previous iteration of the future foundation so something like Tengan and Munakata’s dynamic never repeats itself. all of them need to have the ability to usurp the leader’s power, because despite his development he’s still Byakuya Togami and has a massive ego. Aoi Asahina NEEDS to be able to kick his legs out from under him when he gets on a pedestal.
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gaywatermelonbread · 8 months
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“ 8 Tickets to see the Barbie(2023) Movie please!” A funny collab with @rubytalks​
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