#promotional offers

[queerautism]

Unironically I have a solution to this - Encourage young women to also read Lolita by Nabokov in addition to these books.

[opera-ghost]

phantom of the opera + twitter / (insp)

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Jazz becoming the next big Gothem villain is such a solid concept. Theres so much to explore.

She targets corrupt mental institutions. Corrupt companies who destroy their workers state of mind so they wont quit. She attacks landlords who make it impossible for people to live comfortably.

She is the staple anti-hero of anyone struggling to get back on their feet. People should have to work three jobs just to afford a crappy one bedroom, no utilities, half bath, in crime alley apartment, with a roommate.

Shelters should be aiming to gain a profit instead of using the donations to support others.

She is tired of these big name heros leaving children to clean up messes. She has watcher her own brother wither away to a shell of his former self trying to make a change and she is sick of it. Hell she herself is a child but if this is what it takes, then this is what it takes.

Enter from the left The Manipulator™️

Feared by all corrupt. People think she has mind control or something. When she targets someone they make almost a full 180 in their ways. “She will do anything to get her way or to make people into what she thinks they should be. And she mist be stopped” cries big business.

In reality she is the worlds best damn psychiatrist ever to be known. She doesn’t force anyone to change but gives them the choice to be better. To see how much more they can be. And it terrifies them. Helps them find themselves again and to move past their troubling pasts. No force and no mind control. No manipulating. No one but those who she has helped know the truth but when they tell the truth it only fuels the fire of her being controlling.

Theres one thing also fuelling the flames of mind control. Thats the fact that every single major hero to go after her can’t. Any who approach her find themselves no long near her. Superman just wants to talk, well she doesn’t, and he is then back in his city?!? Batman is stalking her to figure out how to deal with her but once he gets too close he suddenly finds himself in the batcave?

At first they think it’s teleportation but time is passing? Theres video feed and tracking of no they just went back themselves. No response from them the whole trip. As if possessed. (Lmao it’s just good brother danny pranking his sis a little by making her seem all powerful but also protecting her anyway he can. Or could be Dan instead)

[metal-redcherries]

The best part as a Latina was watching him not knowing what was going on when Lupita and the interviewer were speaking spanish. Oh and when she asked him if he knew how to dance Merengue? Not bad of a british white boy... I pay my respect

Despierta America thank you for giving Latinos this content 🙌

[valentjin]

i come bearing gifts of ascended fiend raphael holographic stickers (or a preorder for an acrylic charm, if that's more your style) + bg3 companion stickers!

*update: Etsy suspended my shop for no reason so I have a bigcartel shop now: valentjin.bigcartel.com

[eachuisge-cc]

patreon keeps hounding me with new, increasingly obnoxious ways to harass my followers into subscribing and I'm just. stop it. I refuse to be part of the system making the modern day internet completely insufferable. leave me and my followers alone they'll subscribe if they want to and if they don't it's none of my business. god.

[soshadysoquiet]

Love that S4 dropped so bad that my post S3 fic has been picking up hits like a mother fucker the last 48 hours 😂

Whilst not a complete enough view of all the siblings in my opinion to be a true replacement to S4 (Five-centric and smothered with H/C through all the siblings do get their own storyline). To anyone looking for Anything different to S4, feel free to poddle on over and take a gander. I can promise you that *things* do not happen.

[moonypears-blog]

Moody teen Sofia gets offered a promotion.

(Long incorrect quote)

A protector: Hey, Sofia?

Teenage Sofia: *Annoyed mumbles*

Sofia: Yes, boss, what can I do for you?

Protector: Well, we have some great news.

Sofia: You're leaving?

Protector: What? No.

Sofia: Oh.

Protector: I've been talking to the big boss, and we have decided to offer you a promotion!

Sofia: Really?

Protector: Yes!

Sofia: that's amazing!

Protector: I know right? You'll get a pay rise,

Sofia: Wow!

Protector: And you'll also be in charge of running things every once and a while!

Sofia: Oh my god!

Protector: So what do you say, huh? Are you ready to take this big next step?

Sofia: Absolutely not.

Protector: Great, I'll just-what?

Sofia: I would rather nail my eyelids to the floor.

Protector: But... don't you want to progress up the ladder here?

Sofia: The only ladder I want to climb here is one to escape through the roof.

Protector: Don't you want a pay rise?

Sofia: How much is that pay rise? Just out of curiosity.

Protector:...thirty pence...

Sofia: Yeah, I think I managed to get by without that.

Protector: I just don't know why you wouldn't want to-

Sofia: Be given ten times more work for next to no money, have to do with you more than I do right now, which is already too much, have to take my work home with me, open at five am and close at gods know what time, be stressed 24/7 over something you've made a big deal out of but ultimately means nothing. Yeah, real head scratcher that one, isn't it?

Protector:....So you don't want the promotion?

Sofia: Oh, for the love of-

[damistrolls]

behold, captain strisc terlot, aka... the solution

[earthspark-shockwaves-reduction]

nightshade being inspired by the pronoun pins on sam's bag and getting/making their own pronoun "pin" that's actually a magnet so it can stick on them :)

[wonder-worker]

"Any assessment of the emotional component of the reconciliation of [Empress Matilda and Geoffrey of Anjou] remains speculation: the chroniclers are silent on the issue of whether [they] grew to love, hate, or like each other. We do know, from their movements and actions, that Matilda and Geoffrey eventually arrived at a businesslike arrangement with a united viewpoint toward the dynastic, geopolitical goals that had dictated their marriage in the first place."

"Matilda and Geoffrey effectively transitioned from a Divide and Rule model to a Collaborative Union from 1144 onwards, in which they worked together throughout their marriage to ensure rulership over their territories and gained their rightful lands, as well as ensuring the inheritance for their children. Matilda and Geoffrey’s political partnership can effectively be argued as the most successful through applying different models of rulership. Ultimately the Plantagenets regained Matilda’s inheritance through Henry, conquered Normandy, and produced several male heirs."

Charles Beem, The Lioness Roared: The Problems of Female Rule in English History / Gabrielle Storey, Co-Rulership, Co-operation and Competition: Queenship in the Angevin Domains, 1135-1230

[lonesome-witching]

Unfortunately I will not have time to write and therefore I won't finish the prompt tonight but if you want to read some ronance in the mean time, Nantasket by @dufrau is one of the most beautifully written pieces I've ever read.

[felicitywilds]

not gabriel and beelzebub going directly to aziraphale and crowley for help because they BOTH knew that if ANYONE could sympathize with helping reunite a demon and an angel who fell in love its them 💀💀💀💀

[autistic-katara]

scrolling the open atla tag nd stumbling across the weird takes i was not subjected to when scrolling only the zukka tag

[tenderjock]

What more do you want?

[wcamino-confessions]

The new PatrolClan roster was just posted and I’m genuinely confused on why Dino, Cloudy and Kunzite were randomly promoted. Dino I can understand but the other two..why not promote the unit leaders?? Were there auditions in the PatrolClan amino?

What’s the logic here?

Ig I can finally say you don’t have to be on the LT to be on the PC LT 😵‍💫

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