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Fellow manga readers…YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!!!!

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OMG CAN YOU CAN YOU please pretty please write headcanons about how you and I and Barou, Shidou and Karasu beat up Igaguri!!! And then we call Saul for legal help

Ich werde eine sketchy fic schrieben statt headcanons weil das hier sich passender anfühlt (3rd person :D)

"Shiiiittt he's all bloody..." Shidou gritted his teeth with a sharp-ish inhale. He licked the blood from his fists. Barou looks down at the beaten and bruised boy. "If he tries anything we just coerce him, right?"

"But you know his playstyle in soccer, faking Fouls... I don't think we'd get away with this so easily. Maybe we should get a lawyer or somthin'" Karasu looks at everyone, stopping at Claire and raising an eyebrow when their expression brightened randomly.

"I know! Hold on-" they desperately search for something in their pocket, eventually finding it, judging by the facial expression.

Barou snatches the little card from their hand. "Saul Goodman? Attorney at law... in legal trouble? call blablabla- this guy looks so sketchy"

"But he's affordable!" "But we're all fairly well off, we don't need to cut corners..." Mao said, giving Claire an 'ehh!!?! ggrhrh!!?!'-look.

"Plus!" Claire raises a finger, eureka-style "i know him! he owes me a favor, we're basically married." a proud look on their face.

"Tch, fine" Barou looks down at Igaguri "What about him tho? do we just leave him here? do we take him somewhere while he's still out cold?"

"We should kill him!" Shidou chimes in, with a happy, lovey-dovey tone.

"Naahh that's just gonna make our situation more complicated." Mao and Claire nod in Agreement to Karasus statement.

"How about, we just go to this Saul-guy, we take Igashitty with us and see what advice he can give us." Mao nudges Igaguris flaccid body with her foot.

"Fiinneee~ who carries him tho?" an eerie smile rests atop Shidous lips.

Barou looks at Shidou "I guess you since you asked."

The situation settles and Shidou ends up carrying Igaguri. The group takes the train to Saul's office, if anyone asked what happened to Igarashi they'd say something along the lines of 'our friend fell down the stairs'.

The six of them sat in the fairly small waiting room, all squashed together in one of the Sofas, Mao on Barous Lap and Claire practically on Karasus. Igaguri Was hanging over the side awkwardly, like a Kadaver or something.

The others in the waiting room were looking at them a bit... weirdly, you could say, but wouldn't dare ask any questions. Not after seeing Barou and Shidou being intimidating as always.

Some weird, bald man with a beard walked out of Sauls office. A suspicious duffle-bag in his hands.

"Send in the next one." Saul poked his head out of the door, before disappearing again. The woman at the front desk nodded. "Alright, next up is... uhhh, you guys!" she points at the group of 6.

They get up, Shidou throwing Igaguri over his shoulder, and enter Saul's office.

"Helloooo you guys!!" Saul greeted them enthusiastically. "Great to see ya again, Claire! Are these your friends?" a wide smile on the attorneys face, until he saw the bloodied Igaguri.

"Likewise! Yeah, so, uhm," she pauses, looking at Igaguri and then back to Saul. "We beat up this piece of shit and now we don't know what to do, since it is a felony, right?"

"Well yeah, beating up someone isn't necessarily very friendly." Karasu chuckled.

"True that!" Saul pauses for a moment "Sooo, did anyone see you guys beat him up? Any cameras?"

"I don't think so." Mao looked at Saul. Then taking a moment to look around the office. A sketchy looking sofa on the side. A bookshelf to it's right, and next to the bookshelf, a pillar. Material unknown, but more pillars in the room, forming a semi-circle. In the midst of this semi-circle was Saul's desk, probably made of Coco Bolo. Two Leather Chairs were infront of this desk, for clients to sit on. Between the pillars were muddy-orange colored walls with writing. Mao started reading the text, getting distracted fast.

"So, what do we do?" Shidou got sick of carrying Igaguri and let him flop onto the floor.

"Make sure he doesn't leave any stains on my pretty carpet." He gave shidou a Stern look. "But, uhm, if he doesn't have any direct proof of you guys beating him up, well besides his bruises and whatnot, it's word against word. Plus it's five against one, so in any case he'd be dumb to try anything."

"But the thing is, he's really dumb." Mao said, emphasizing the 'really'.

"Hmmm... well in that case, I think the best idea right now would be to wait until he does anything. Maybe, I dunno, give him a scare, threaten him a little so he doesn't try anything."

"We were gonna do that anyways." Shidou smiles and Barou nods in agreement.

"Well in that case, I think you're fine. If he does try anything tho, reach out to me right away!! 10% discount if you bring my card!"

"Alrighty, Thanks Ji- uh, Saul." Claire jumped up and hugged Saul with vigor.

"Well be leaving then." Karasu smiles at Saul and then looks to Barou and Shidou, signaling they should carry Igaguri.

"Barou, grab his legs." Shidou spoke, after firmly gripping Igaguris hands. Barou understood the plan and carried Igaguri by his Legs, Together Shidou and Barou carried him out of there while Mao held open the door.

"Byeee! Have a good one!" Claire waved at Saul as they left the office. "You too." the attorney said as they all left.

"Sooo, we just drop him off somewhere and wait?" Mao asked. "Yea pretty much." Karasu replied before looking at Claire. "Whats your relationship with that guy anyways?" he questioned.

"Good question..."

They dropped Igaguri off in a place he was, at least somewhat familiar with. It was surprising he was still unconscious, but oh well.

The five of them went out to eat someplace nice afterwards.

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