The Creature from the Grease Lagoon feat. Gustavo
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me knowing i could have been an aries but i was born a week too late
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listen. padme amidala is a freak, okay. ever since aotc i’ve had to listen to bullshit arguments about how awful the prequel romance is, how anakin’s a red flag, blah blah blah. that’s a smooth brain take. first of all, of course he’s a red flag. that’s the point. you think padme doesn’t know anakin is ten pounds of mommy issues in a five pound bag? you think she looked at soggy weeping anakin begging her to love him and didn’t immediately think “yes i definitely will peg him” ?? you think just because she’s a queen turned senator that she isn’t just as horny and feral as he is? anakin wasn’t even pushy about it. he was just “oh btw i’ve been obsessed with you for a decade and live in a perpetual state of emotional agony but thats okay whatever you want is fine with me haha” and padme goes “yea okay i’m into that.” two minutes after he’s assigned to be her bodyguard she gives an obligatory little “i have a bad feeling about this” and then just fucking marries him. this is a woman who wore white to a blood bath. come on.
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star wars week 2023: costumes
text from Dressing a Galaxy by Trisha Beggar (part 1, part 2)
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HE BURNS LIKE THE SUN INSIDE!! I WOULD BEAR YOUR BURDENS FOR YOU IF I COULD!!
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I wish them nothing but the VERY best! After the tower, they deserve it.
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One of my headcanons is that, after the whole Pizzamancer thing is resolved in my AU, Aldo and Gustavo end up becoming friends, and Aldo tries to get Gustavo to be more comfortable with himself (I headcanon both he and Peppino have body image issues). One day, Aldo talks Gustavo into going to the beach with him...
Gustavo: I can't believe I let you talk me into this. This is so embarrassing...
Aldo: Gus, relax! You're fine!
Gustavo: I am NOT fine, I'm fat and hairy and-
Aldo: Gustavo, we're gnomes, fat and hairy is unavoidable. You look quite handsome.
Gustavo: Huh?
Aldo: I mean, I would...
Gustavo: *blushing furiously* Aldo!
Aldo: grinning hugely Shh, hang on, we have some admirers!
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Almost too prescient with the rollout of the awful recent Silent Hill streaming game? I know nothing about it other than they seem to keep missing the mark on what made the original series so good in the first place.
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