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ask-genocide-route · 2 days
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@theshiningdiamond
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@thehumanofjustice
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message from Sans: sleep increases your health to the maximum.
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devpalmer · 1 year
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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps
enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it
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todays-xkcd · 2 months
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I'm sure the building inspectors will approve my design once they finally manage to escape.
Log Cabin [Explained]
Transcript Under the Cut
[The floorplan of a log cabin, with a fullsize layout on the left, while on the right is a sequence of increasingly smaller versions of the same layout, like a golden rectangle.]
[Caption below the panel]: Log cabin
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viktheviking1 · 5 months
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The reason why Go Piss Girl isn't an option, is because I had genuinely never heard of it until all of y'all let me know.
Reblog for more people to give their answers!
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reactionpicarchive · 1 year
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greekmythcomix · 9 months
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To explain my chicken obsession:
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Me: I’m enjoying drawing chickens for this commission.
Husband: ha ha Greek Myth Chickens!
Me: 🤔
I now present to you,
🏺Greek Myth Chickens 🐓
ILIAD EDITION
(drawn and originally posted in May 2021, coloured and reposted Jan 2023)
1) Egg-chilles and Patro-cluck (Achilles and Patroclus)
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2) Mene-lay-us and Al-eggs-andros (Paris) (Menelaus and Alexandros [Paris])
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3) Egg-amemnon (Agamemnon)
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4) Aph-roost-ite and Helen of Spur-ta (Aphrodite and Helen of Sparta)
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5) Nest-or (Nestor)
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6) Androma-beak, Peck-tor, and Astyan-egg (Andromache, Hektor and Astyanax)
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7) At-hen-a and Egg-dysseus (Athena and Odysseus)
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8) Preen-am and Peck-uba (Priam and Hekuba [Hekabe])
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9) Brood-seis (Briseis)
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10) Diom-egg-es (Diomedes)
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EDIT: Greek Myth and Roman History chicken MASTERPOST - https://www.tumblr.com/greekmythcomix/725538723329179648/greek-myth-roman-history-chickens-master-post Here Be More Chickens Cosplaying
(See next post for last 3 Iliad chickens- https://www.tumblr.com/greekmythcomix/722218945873051648/iliad-chickens-continued-11-lay-jax-tel-capon )
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thoughtportal · 11 months
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sleepy-bebby · 2 years
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punstars · 10 months
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crabussy · 1 year
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nonbinary robot call that androidgynous
(this post was made by @silly-solar-robot!!! please check reblogs for a version of this post without the credit, just thought at 14000+ notes I should mention it on the original post. no clue why they used my account, maybe cause I have more followers but please check his account out!! he’s wonderful)
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chibird · 8 days
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Some capybara puns! The cap-tea-bara and capy-bara are available as next month’s pin and sticker for my positive mail clubs!
Join by March 31! ✿ patreon.com/chibird
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occasionallysubtle · 2 months
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pikachu ~ mini archival prints available here
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goobersplat · 5 months
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1970s “Rock Concert” Paperweight
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retrogamingblog2 · 4 months
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