#punsfordays

[fretbored34]

A lambslide sounds wooly baaaad

[monthgirl]

[madfoolish]

[tigresslanzhu]

Kaze

Artica: Poor Meena just got over a cold and her trunk is still clogged up!

Johnny: Poor lass! How does she smell?

Mike: Same as always! Awful!

[An elephant trunk with a sticky slime hits Mike]

Artica: [Holding a fake trunk] Hehe! I’m glad I came prepared this week!

[doyouhavefood]

Look at this masterpiece

[giantsapple-macking]

#pun #puns #punsfordays #punsworld #punsforlife #punsarefun #punsarelife (at Clifton, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoNx69ppzT8rWMtPPvRthU3JLGjMrXrXfnC-NU0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[cclover953]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SANS!!!!

May your birthday be punny and filled with joy.

Now in order to celebrate sans's birthday correctly, here is a list of punny websites:

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8. https://www.redbubble.com/life/plant-puns/

9. https://www.scarymommy.com/fire-puns-jokes

10. https://www.thoughtco.com/chemistry-element-jokes-606028

11. https://eternalarrival.com/snow-winter-puns-instagram-captions/

12. https://thoughtcatalog.com/maria-monrovia/2018/06/space-puns/

13. https://www.scarymommy.com/history-jokes-puns/amp#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16804171465194&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com

And Lastly,

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=537274165

[bobastudios]

We're upgrading our set-up to be as hippity hop as our merch! 🐇🫡 We hope you also find it to be leaps and bounds better! 🐇🐇 Because this might fur real be the cutest addition yet! 🐇🐇🐇😉

[therandomestwriter]

I’ve been doing a rewatch of “Gossip Girl,” and the amount of puns that they make out of Chuck Bass’ name is hysterical. 😅

(This one is still my favorite though.)

[yourdaddz]

I woke up feeling low today so i took a bottle of gin whiskey and vodka and sent them to the 7th floor. I just wanted to lift my spirits

[fretbored34]

"Ooh a mallard. Ouch, my head!!"

[chatter-boxer]

[ineedfairypee]

Yeah they’re captive bread! We only source captive bread pets 🥖🍞🥯

[tigresslanzhu]

Windy Morning

[Artica comes in to Buster’s office from walking to the theater, her eyes a little teary]

Artica: Ohayo gozaimasu, Mr. Moon… [wipes her eyes]

Buster: Good morning to you too, Arti… Uh, Artica, are you okay?

Artica: Yeah, it’s just that my eyes aren’t eyes anymore.

Buster: They aren’t?

Artica: Afraid not! The wind has made them water!

[Buster stares at Artica as she smirks a little.]

Artica: Get it, Mr. Moon? The wind kind of turned my eyes into water and…

Buster: [Leaning into his chair] Artica, I honestly hope the next person I hire isn’t as clever as you, because now I want to try that on somebody!

[fandimonium]

Gonna try posting art here again, so obviously we gonna start with something dumb, anyway heres Pickleo

[giantsapple-macking]

#pun #puns #punsfordays #punsworld #punsforlife #punsarefun #punsarelife (at Clifton, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoOLg9qJAtPyWOp-rzuty6aSMu7FQwSuSVtoWs0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=