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here-there-were-dragons · 2 years

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way i could see this going but that probably won’t actually be the way it goes is the collector gets possessed by the slime man and that’s the catalyst for understanding why turning people into dolls is bad. all it would take is a paper cut. if no one writes fanfiction of this concept i will be very surprised.

#the owl house #depression-induced showerthoughts #puritan lich just vores a space child and ironically fucks himself over in the process #didnt your puritan mother ever tell you not to eat mysterious sparkly glowing things you find lying around outside #you might end up becoming the ironic narrative architect of your own ultimate downfall #the bastard offspring of sheogorath dimentio vivec the disney standards & practices department and a vhs of bear in the big blue house #and a goodnight moon book #can't say this is a thing i'm likely to ever make posts about again #i'm only very distantly aware of the whole franchise #and my feelings on it are 'huh. i remember this exists out there sometimes.'

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