Death and Puss' dynamic is literally I WANT TO STRANGLE YOU BUT ALSO YOU ARENT REALLY THAT BAD ANYMORE AND I KIND OF LIKE YOU SO I PHYSICALLY CANT BRING MYSELF TOO vs I AM EXTREMELY SCARED AND ALSO INTO EVERYTHING HAPPENING RN AT THE SAME TIME AND I DONT KNOW IF MY HEART IS RACING BECAUSE IM GAY OR BECAUSE I AM LITERALLY ABOUT TO DIE
Check off even one goddamn reason why I shouldn’t hit you right in the face:
Puss: I took the oath never to get punched.
Kitty: My face is filled with boiling hot water that will shoot out everywhere if you hit me.
Perrito: Your fist is so pristine!
Death: I’ll open my mouth and swallow your whole arm.
Goldi: When you move in to punch me, I’m going to hold up a bucket in front of my face and then your fist will just punch the inside of an empty bucket and you’ll look ridiculous.
Baby: My mom specifically instructed me to have a good day.
Mama: The scheduled walloping time isn’t for another half hour.