#pvz headcanon

[xnxblogge]

Hii!! I'm back after my goney!! (ref a little bit old but ok)

[shalotheaxolotltheadventurer]

I noticed a lack of art today and so here, have some of Edgar being a good parent (against all canon I like to think he's good to the zombies)

(So I was kinda nervous to post this lol)

[pawzofchaos]

What kind of Plants vs Zombies players I think the reboot cast of Total Drama are (I’m slowly losing my mind)

Priya- definitely played and completed every single game. She still plays the first one for Endless and Last Stand and sometimes plays the second one for Penny's Pursuit. Has every single plant except the ones you have to buy for real money.

Bowie- Has played and completed the second one, has almost every $5 plant. Played the first one for a bit but then got bored. Has tried Heroes and enjoyed it (he's a Rose and Electric Boogaloo main)

Caleb- Has heard of it, but never actually played it. Priya FREAKED when she found out and is trying to get him into it.

Raj- Has played both 1 and 2, but enjoys 2 more because he loves Frostbite Caves; has a 100+ win streak in Icebound Battleground. Favorite plant is Snowpea.

Wayne- Same exact thing as Raj; they like to play side by side together on their phones. Favorite plant is Iceberg Lettuce.

Millie- Has played a little bit of 1 but stopped at the Night levels. She likes the design of it.

Julia- Only played the first one so she could use the Zen Garden and post about how "ethical" she was. Now that she revealed her true self, she doesn't do it as much but she sometimes likes to come back to check up on her plants.

MK- Uses weird mods and hacks for 1 and 2. Probably has some bullshit deck in Heroes like the Soul Patch Forcefield one or an insanely powerful Pet deck.

Ripper- Og player, has beaten 1 but not 2. He only really remembers it every few months and comes back to play some minigames. Still regularly plays GW and Heroes though. Super Brainz ahh main.

Chase- Definitely only plays the Xbox version. He makes weird challenge videos like "BEATING PVZ WITH ONLY WALNUTS AND POTATO MINES 😱💥" and does insane Heroes deck gameplay. Plays GW with Ripper sometimes.

Zee- Has only played the second game but has somehow beaten it over 60 times on multiple different accounts. Didn't know the first game existed for a long time. Somehow also remembers playing the 3rd game.

Axel- Literally only plays the first game, Endless and Last stand only and has the highest streak ever for both.

Emma- Played the first one and had beaten it, just getting into the second one. She likes watching people play it rather than playing it herself.

Nichelle- Couldn't beat Zomboss in the first game and ragequit.

Damien- Only plays PvZ Heroes. Professor Brainstorm and Green Shadow main; has almost every card in the game and has a really high rank in arena.

Scary Girl- has played EVERY game. Has a super mega high arena rank in 2, only plays minigames for the 1st one. Has also somehow played the 3rd game. Probably ships Peashooter and Sunflower. Favorite world is Modern Day.

[janthecrow]

Crazy Dave Headcanons

AuDHD

Trans (FtM), xenogender and achillean

Ex husband is Zomboss /JO-…/halfjo-?

“The cool uncle” as Patrice would call him

He’s usually the one who takes care of Patrice when her parents aren’t around or when she visits him

He’s a father figure to a good amount of the plants, for some of the other ones they probably just see him as an uncle/cousin or just a general family member even! They mean a lot to him and vice versa :] (yes even if he is a bit chaotic)

Head empty

Always has a bottle of hot sauce hidden under the pot on his head or in his pocket

Eats hot sauce with a lot of random foods, Douglas tried to give him an intervention once because he finds it concerning on how much stuff Dave has eaten hot sauce with, it doesn’t work obviously (this is based off an inside joke w/my friends)

Sometimes he lets Patrice put stickers on the pot hat

Since he has like- 4 places to live in at this point, he usually lets the plants occupy them. He’s obviously not gonna be able to live in 2 whole mansions and 2 houses by himself

Has a scrapbook with pictures of all the plants

Sometimes lets Stinky the snail chill on the pot on his head

There are times where he invites Harvey to visit Neighborville so that they can play Vasebreaker again like old times, they’ll even play Wall-Nut Bowling if they feel like it

Was given the family mansion because out of all of the family members who actually stayed in Neighborville, he’s the most trustworthy one (surprisingly) to own it and the others who have stayed in town don’t really want the mansion

He was the one who made the Peashooter pillow, Sunflower blanket and Wall-nut plushie that can be seen in one of the graphic novels

Has made battery acid spaghetti before and despite the fact that he regrets trying it, he continues to still make it whenever he can (much to the dismay of Patrice and the plants)

[rosiefairlands]

This. Because going back to old fandoms is my hobby.

So here’s gijinkas of pvz blorbos, Magnet Shroom and Infi-Nut. Two of my favorite plants because I’m neurodivergent.

I don’t know what else to say. I’m proud of the force field in the Infi-Nut one though since that’s something.

[ozzies-perch]

Lately, I've seen lots of people posting their headcanons about the zombies, so I thought to show some of mine!

here's some human hc designs I made for the soldier class (although this was more of a character design study than anything lol)

[kkkirriii]

headcanons on sb!

[braind3adbeetle]

Erm I got bored so here’s my headcanons for my fav lil guys from pvz2 (spoiler warning, I’m right) HHSSHFHJSJS TRANS ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE RAHHHH :P also I’m so mad I couldn’t find a transparent png for the adhd symbol AUGHH

[ut-girl666]

Headcanon: if Wing were to ever meet Hot Rod/Rodimus, he would call him ‘bunny’ as a pet name, like he calls Drift/Deadlock ‘kitty’.

Wing just really likes using animals as pet names.

[rozex21]

Alright! I guess it's time to show you some doodles I have done with BBU. I'll try my best to explain because I don't remember exactly the reasons I created the arts.... So let's get started!

The first art is based on a headcanon that most? Few? People think... I like the idea of Fantoccio and Billie being siblings, so I decided to create this and make angst... If you ask me about the meaning of the angst, well.... I dunno-

The second one is for Barnaby. I decided to mixed his alive self with his dead self, y'know, just to see how to turn out. I must say it could be a redesign or something.

This is what happens when you let your chimera to be so mad and traumatized at the same time-

Ok... There's a theory that saying Dimitri might cursed Arthur and made him into a monster and I was thinking "hmm what would happen if Arthur use uno reverse?" I don't know why I thought that 😭😭😭

Third one but not least is that I create experiment! Fantoccio. That's right. I made Fantoccio as experiment... And yet, I don't remember why I created this....

If you play Minecraft that means you know the deep dark. I make an au where deep dark exist in BBU universe but is working a little bit different... If you're interested you can ask me what this au is. I will be very glad to tell you about this au!

Hehe, I put my BBU and PVZ ocs together. Hehe🤭🤭🤭

Anyways, that's all folks! BYE!!!!

[viktoriavika67]

Day 22. Scratchy

Cactus doesn't understand, why and how she was put on a scratchy sweater.

(Honestly, Idk why I came up with such a strange idea)

[electronix-arts]

pvzh headcanon that is totally something i made up and NOT from me:

electric boogaloo has long nails that have some nice ass designs but is an active danger to himself and others (scratches himself or others by accident doing regular things)

the amount of times ive scratched my face because my nose was itchy is heartbreaking

[typkayt15]

(Image unrelated)

I think of to share here more about my PvZ1 (every zombie), PvZ2 (some zombies) and PvzGW (I'm not sure how many zombies) headcanons. But I should think how do maybe you'll ask me with which zombie should I start?

[junkyardisles]

skylanders fans need to be more amatopunk now

[argumentativeaxolotl]

Hello again! Could I make a request? I would like you to write headcanons about lightning being that young racing driver in the modern world, I don't know why, I can only think of the fact that he spends a lot of time playing mini games on his cell phone lol. You could add doc too, I love the dynamic

I love this! I gotchu! I’ll likely add more later down the line too if I can think of any!

“Modern” Cars(Humanized?) Headcanons!

- Lightning is 100% an iPad kid and nobody can tell me otherwise

- He would 100% be the Gen Z racer 😭:

“McQueen! McQueen do you have anything to say after you won today’s race?!”

“I’m standing on business.”

“…what?”

- Doc keeps a book of slang because he can’t understand what the fuck Lightning’s saying half the time 😭

- Lightning will doom-scroll all day if you let him

- he needs to have something playing on his phone or he needs to watch something in order to eat

- I feel like he’d livestream on Instagram while he’s racing and make some dumb commentary

- He 100% makes Twitter posts bashing Chick Hicks and Francesco Bernoulli

- He has an extremely popular YouTube channel

- He did an apology video(one “Logan Paul” styled one for PR and one genuine one after Radiator Springs)

- His favorite mobile games include: Fruit Ninja, Temple Run, Candy Crush, and Plants Vs. Zombies

- Doc actually insists Lightning play Candy Crush and Fruit Ninja since 1) Candy Crush is Doc’s favorite and 2) Fruit Ninja could help with Lightning’s hand-eye coordination

- He 100% bullies people on Roblox and goes into those Roleplay games to become “pretty princess / don’t touch my tail / weird kid / cute but doesn’t know it” type shit because he finds it hilarious(me too)

- He 100% downvotes other players in the fashion games so he can get a perfect score

- Lightning sits in the weirdest fucking positions when he’s engrossed in his little phone games. Like he’ll be broken into a croissant in the back seat while playing PvZ. Doc one time found him scrunched up in a small corner of the room, on his stomach, with his legs over his head and pressed into the wall in a giant L-formation while watching YouTube

- He’s really, really, really bad at Mario Kart

- Lightning and Mater will play games on call over Discord

- Lightning doesn’t know shit about technology, but whenever Doc needs help with something involving a game console or his phone or a game or something of the like, Lightning will always somehow know how to fix it or beat the level or whatever

- He’s an Apple user and does not fuck with any other brand for phones(he hates Apple computers tho)

- He 100% buys and uses all the phone cases of his merch(including the knock-off ones)

- Doc is a boomer and Lightning always has to help him set things up on phones

- Lightning has spent 107 hours on the Olive Garden app

[cerosin-bis]

I need to know niktos exercise routine. His pvz wallnut build gives me the feeling that he's really into bulking

In my headcanon it doesn't rlly work as I personally hc Nikto to have issues with eating regularly to begin with. He uh... accidentally bulks and cuts in the way he forgets to eat for a whole day and then eats the equivalent of three meals at once once night falls because a man his size with his muscle mass needs a LOT of protein.

I imagine him to hit the gym regularly mostly because he uh. likes lifting heavy objects. It creates endorphins :) he's a bench press, dumbbell/bodyweight exercises, lat pulldowns and occasionnally deadlifts kind of guy.