#queenposting

[catnipfelix]

[sword-grandma]

Huh, I outlived the queen. Particularly surprising considering the lifespan of a mouse.

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[spamsandsuch]

a conversation with Queen herself

[rudjedet]

As an Egyptologist, I cannot help but notice some similarities

[grootficguy]

my brothers and sisters and neither-misses-nor-misters in christ please pray for me, an irishman, who has to go to work tomorrow, about 50 feet away from where the new king will be on his visit

[crystal-gems-stuff]

[sneefsnorf]

"how come you're sad about the queen dying? what has she ever done for you?"

she gave me the best blowjob of my entire life and i'll never experience aything like that again. o7 lizze you sucked so bad

[thomrainierskies]

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

knuckles did it

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

and what's this? it's kING ARTHUR WITH A STEEL CHAIR

[thequeenofsodor]

Oliver's Reading List for "Ultratrain" Comics

*dusts off the 'ol blog* i think a lot about @mean-scarlet-deceiver's excellent headcanon (from an excellent fic) that Oliver loves comic books. i choose to accept this as reality. but in that case...

i think oliver would be the number one reader of this guy's book every month as soon as he discovers it. he has strong opinions about every story arc and event crossover and retcon. maybe he gets james really into it too since he seems to be an enjoyer of the whole superhero fare too lol

(also, i chose to believe oliver's favorite 'people' heroes are the X-Men. he wouldn't have had the hardest-hitting stuff while he was on the run since that came about in the mid-late 70s, but he would definitely understand to working hard to help people that don't appreciate him or his kind lol)

[jacefair109]

[spamsandsuch]

my acid theory is that one day i think spamton broke into queens mansion dressed as swatch (as in: his normal attire) and on its way to the basement he accidentally bumped into queen and was like "H H H HOW [[Howdy]] QUEENIE !!!! [Don't mind lil ol' me] JUST YOU R PAL BUTLER [[Easels]] I MEAN [[Ea-]] [Ea-] [[E] S W A T C H. MAKING HIS WAY. [[Through the corridor]]!!" and theres like a deadbeat silence until queen goes "Oh Hi Swatchie (Sip) (I Have A Drink Did You Know That) (Ho Ho Ho) Didnt See You there. Say Did You Get Shorter" and spamtons just sweating profusely and goes and goes "[[Erm, what the scallop]] I I I I [Eye] I F3LL INTO [[Story of Undertale]] ACID!!!!!!! LAKE !!!!!!!!!!!! AND I THINK MY [[Lower than heavenly]] AMAZING BODY [[Cause of Shrinkflation]] FROM THE ACID TUNNEL. AHEHHEHHAEHAHHAEHAHHAHAEHAE" and then theres another dead silence and queen goes "Oh Damn I Did Not: Know That. Ill Run A Diagnostic For That Thank You For Telling Me Swatchie Hope You Feel Better Soon" And Queen Oh Ho Hos and goes "See You Later Alligator" and scuttles away

[catnipfelix]

[grootficguy]

loyalists getting mad that we’re making jokes about the queen is peak irony to me bc i’d do it in irish so you wouldn’t understand but you took that option away from me didn’t you