#queue for dinner again hunny?

[callsign-bunnie]

Soap: Stop flirting with my boyfriend, Alejandro.

Alejandro: You don't get it, Soap, it's cuz we have a bromance

Soap: A-

Soap: A bromance.

Soap: You have a whole ass husband, you do not need a bromance.

Alejandro: You just don't get it. You and Rudy are not as close as me and Ghost.

Soap: ...

Soap: Okay. Nah, that's fine.

Soap: I guess Rodolfo and I will have to just... see what the fuss is about, then. Oh, Rudy!

Alejandro: Yeah, exactly-

Alejandro: *realizes*

Alejandro: Soap, Soap, wait-

Alejandro: Soap, please don't fuck my husband

[hyperbole-smut]

Healing ointment

I was just about to enter the apartment when the neighbor’s signaled me over to their place. When I came up, she complained about shoulder pain from doing housework, asking if I could help massage her for a moment. Not one to deny help, I stepped inside and together we went into their kitchen.

She sat down on a tall bar stool and I stood in front of her as she pointed to the front of her shoulder where it hurt, and I started to massage her. As I worked with my hand, she pulled down her dress, just barely giving me a peek at her areola as she wasn't wearing a bra.

Her skin was soft and tender, and it was hard not to stare at her chest as I saw the dress slowly slide further and further down as my hands moved across her shoulder. There was no way I could keep from getting a boner and I got nervous that she'd notice it.

Just as her nipple just barely became visible under the dress, I was almost certain that she had noticed that I was hard, as her gaze seemed fixed right at my crotch.

She turned around, blushing slightly, and asked if I could massage her back instead for a while. I agreed, glad that my rock-hard dick wouldn't be right up her face anymore. But as my hands moved over her shoulders she pushed back on the chair, stopping with her ass just barely brushing against me.

"Harder." She said, smiling as she pushed against me fully. My dick throbbed as I felt it square between her cheeks as I kept massaging her, acting like nothing happened.

"You want to put it in?" She asked abruptly, pulling up her dress to reveal her panty-less crotch before my pelvis.

"Yes." I whispered, not entirely confident that she was actually being serious. With one arm around my back and her other hand grabbing my cock she pulled me in and steered it right into her already soaking wet pussy.

Without a doubt this was what she had expected to happen, and she started riding up and down on my dick when suddenly the phone rang. She stood up, making sure to keep me inside of her.

"Follow me." She led on, slowly making our way over to the phone.

"Hello, hunny!" She answered, signaling for me that it was her husband who called. With my dick still inside her she kept talking to her like normal, talking about her day and what plans they had for dinner. After a while she pushed against me, grabbing my ass and pulling me into her, then back out and repeating until I caught her queue and started to fuck her.

She let out a soft moan but kept going like normal. As my cock went deep into her, she moaned harder and with my body tight against her I could hear her husband's voice in the phone.

"What's happening?"

"You know the guy next door." She started. Was she going to reveal everything?! "I hurt my shoulder so he's kind enough to help me out by massaging it." She moaned as I pushed in again, going fast and faster as she kept talking.

"Are you alright?" I heard him say. "You want me to pick you up when I quit and take you to the doctor?" She pushed harder against me, moaning just as deep as my cock went up her soaking pussy, and increased her tempo greatly.

"Don't worry." She said, going on with the clear intent to make me cum. "I have this healing ointment." She moaned even harder. "You have to apply it hard, and push it in deep and well, but it works wonders."

No longer even trying to hold back she almost purred in pure lust as I felt closer and closer to cumming. My dick twitched, ready to fill her up with my seed.

"He's applying it right now!" Screaming as my cum shot deep into her I felt her muscles tense and twitch around my cock as she came with me.

She kept talking as stream after stream of my cum poured into her, holding on to me to keep me deep inside of her. Even after my cum had stopped pumping she kept the conversation going, holding me in place, until several minutes later when she hanged up the phone.

"I'll call you over the next time I hurt myself." She took a step forward and I could see my cum slowly pour down her leg. She shooed me away, smiling, and pushed me to even further usher me to leave. I left, slightly confused but was happily thinking about next time she'd call me over.

[asterinjapan]

It’s a small world after all...

Good morning!

As predicted, I didn’t get to update my blog yesterday anymore, because  it did indeed get a little late, haha. Thankfully it was for good reason: yesterday was Disney day!

I just finished trying to stuff all my souvenirs into my bags to see if it all fits, so I’ll give you yesterday’s report without further ado. Today’s report will follow later, as will yesterday’s photos. There’s a lot to sort through ;)

We got up early to get the 8:30 AM train to Tokyo station, from where we took the Keiyo or Musashino line down for Maihama, the closest station to the Disney Resort. However, the Keiyo had a delay of about half an hour (!), so when we got there, the train that was supposed to leave 25 minutes ago just entered the station. Lucky for us, and not entirely unsurprisingly, it was a rather full train, haha.

Fifteen minutes later we hit Maihama station, and off we went for Disneyland!

My friend really likes roller coasters, so we first went to Splash Mountain to get her a Fast Pass. The park had barely been open for an hour and a half, and the fastpasses were already at the return time of 5 PM, whoa. We secured her one and then moved over to It’s a Small World, which had a queue of 45 minutes. That sounds rather ridiculous for It’s a Small World, but it’s been closed for over 8 months for rigorous restorations and for some very important additions. You see, this year marks Tokyo Disneyland’s 35th anniversary. For the occasion, they’d renewed It’s a Small World and inserted new dolls, all of Disney characters placed in their home countries. They went up as recent as Moana, and it was a lot of fun spotting all the characters. The ride looks mint new now too – I couldn’t go last year, but from what I remember from 2016 and earlier, it did look rather old compared to other attractions. Can’t say so anymore now!

That was super fun, so with that earworm stuck in our heads for the rest of the day, we decided to take a rest with an ice cream and figure out our plan for the rest of the morning. We were approached by a cast member, who told us about this being the anniversary year and then decided to reward us with special medals for the anniversary year. To top it off, she also gave us a fast pass for whichever roller coaster ride of choice, no time slot or waiting time required!

So that was really super neat, and as it turned out later, we really were lucky, since we spotted maaaaybe 2 other people in the entire park with the same award. We kept being congratulated by other cast members too, so we felt very special all day, haha.

My friend had become interested in the Star Tours attraction – we could use the fastpass for it, but it was only a 30 minute wait, so we took the bystander entrance and walked on. I have to confess I eventually noped out, since only the very final warning before boarding warned for sudden drops, and I really don’t do well with those. The attraction was apparently very nice, though if you’re, like us, not a Star Wars fan, it’s probably not going to be your favourite.

I was very happy when my friend mentioned she wanted to try the Philharmagic attraction next, because that one is one of my favourites, haha. It’s a 4D attraction of what was supposed to be a concert conducted by Mickey Mouse, except Donald Duck takes over and messes up, taking you on a wild journey through various Disney songs. It’s really tons of fun, and luckily my friend really enjoyed herself too.

We had lunch then and my friend went into Space Mountain, for which she thankfully also managed a fastpass, because I noped out there as well, haha. I strolled around to do some shopping and we met half an hour later, which was well-timed for the both of us, so that was good!

We were in time to catch the full daytime parade Sansui, which eh, has a lot of water. It was fun, but I wanted to take photos, and I really had to take refuge under the trees. The wind was picking up and Donald Duck had sprayed me with his water hose before,  but I could avoid it this time and managed to take some pictures while my friend just enjoyed getting splashed with this weather, haha. (It was sadly 33 C again and sunny. Sunny’s nice! The temperature less so.)

Next up was Pirates of the Caribbean, which I’m sure was underwhelming for my friend after those wilder rides, haha, but it’s still fun. When we got out, she went on to use the free fast pass for the Big Thunder Mountain while I went to find a place for the next big event: the Dreaming Up! Parade, which is new and should be very spectacular.

My friend made it back in time and we settled in. I eventually got up for better pictures, which was a shame, because I got sandwiched between someone who made pictures with her iPad still in one of those book-like covers, and someone else who felt compelled to wave at every single person passing, which is nice, but less so when you keep getting that hand in your frame.

Either way, the parade definitely lived up to the hype. There was even a float for Big Hero 6, which is a rarity and maybe a first for Disney parks, as far as I know. I think I managed to take a couple of decent pictures despite my place and the setting sun, so you’ll get to see those later.

While my friend made it to Splash Mountain, I did some more shopping and made it back so early I was fairly sure I could still catch her. I thus went up to the ride, switched to my big lens and managed to indeed take a picture while she plunged into the watery depths of the ride, haha.

So we both had lots of fun! We walked over to the castle to take some much needed pictures with it as a background before the sun completely set (I’d scored mouse ears by this point, so clearly I needed to pose with those), and then we went out for dinner. We learnt a wise lesson there about leaving food out in Disneyland, because out of nowhere, a huge crow swooped down onto the trays with trash and scooped up a piece of bread, whoa. I’m almost tempted to think it was a raven, it was that big.

So uh, don’t leave your food out unguarded in Disneyland, kids!

My friend was happy she’d done all her roller coaster rides, and I was happy with the attractions I’d been on and the shopping I’d gotten done. We went on a repeat next: Philharmagic. Luckily it wasn’t as busy as the first time around (it really was a busy day considering it was Wednesday), and once we got out, it was almost time for the nighttime parade, so we caught that one because we could, haha. They updated it last year and it’s really gotten lovely. (But I’m biased, I really love the Rapunzel float.)

Another repeat as we rushed to It’s a Small World – the queue was at 20 minutes now, but a lot of other people had the same idea, hohum. Luckily it did still turn out to be 20 minutes, more than enough to get the song stuck in our heads again, haha.

We still had some time left, so we went over to Monsters, Inc. Ride & Go Seek, which I’ve never been to because it’s one of the most popular attractions, but the waiting time was down to 50 minutes now and we were planning on being swept out of the park by closing time anyway, so what the heck, haha. I haven’t actually watched Monsters Inc., but the ride is very fun. You get thrown into a car with 2 or 3 people and you get flashlights. The ride itself is pretty fast and drives you through all kinds of scenarios featuring blue helmets with eyes on them. You have to hit the eyes with your flashlight to reveal monsters, or in some cases, the little girl Boo.

So that was super fun! We still had about half an hour left, so I dragged my friend into Pooh’s Hunny Hunt, which is unique for Disneyparks and also one of the more popular ones here. The wait was still about half an hour, but that’s much better than the average of 90 minutes during daytime. Pooh’s Hunny Hunt doesn’t have a set track, so every time you ride it, your trip is different. Mine was a lot different from the previous couple of times too, so we had a lot of fun and it really was a nice way to end the day.

Even if we did get chased out by the announcements kindly but sternly reminding us that the park was closing, oops.

The train back to Tokyo was busy as expected, but we could sit on the Yamanote line to Ikebukuro (still busy though, despite it being 11 PM at this point), and we made it to our hotel rooms at 11:30 PM.

So yeah, that’s why I didn’t update my blog yesterday, haha.

The pictures will take some time to sort through, so I’ll get those to you tonight. For now, I’m logging off to go into Ikebukuro one last time. We’re already checked in for our return flight tomorrow, but I really don’t want to think about that…

See you later tonight again!

[lassieposting]

So u did this send me an OTP thing , Valdug hunny !!! (Love ur blog x)

favorite non-sexual activity: bickering.

who uses all the hot water:  val. she argues that hot showers didn’t exist when skuldug was alive so he’s not missing anything. 

most trivial thing they fight over: who has to cook tonight

who does most of the cleaning: skulduggery. he’s military. he likes everything in exact order and gets all stressed if val messes up his organizational system. so val just throws her shit wherever and lets him get on with it.

what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: val has pretty much 100% TV control. skulduggery has a shit ton of big, expensive electronics, but he bought them for her. he only really watches television because it’s a way of spending time with her. 

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: I headcanon Val moving in with Skul rather than vice versa, and he owns his own home, so he has to deal with that shit himself. But val makes him make all the Adult Phone Calls. 

who steals the blankets: valkyrie. she wraps herself up in them like a burrito and is toasty warm. it works out pretty well, because skul hates shit constricting his movements, so he tends to kick the blankets off pretty quick anyway

who leaves their stuff around: val and it makes skuldug want to scREAM

who remembers to buy the milk: skulduggery. he just doesn’t remember to throw it out again. so val is, reluctantly, in charge of garbage.

who remembers anniversaries: they both do? but val usually remembers like. the night before. when her phone reminds her. whereas skuldug remembers weeks in advance and usually has something planned

who cooks normally?: neither of them can cook for shit, so they fight over it, loser has to cook. or they turn up at ghastly’s house with sad faces, just in time to be invited in for dinner.

how often do they fight?: like, constantly. but serious fights are very rare. they’ve had like. maybe two in over a decade of being together day in, day out. 

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: skulduggery calls every five mintues because he has the attention span of a goldfish and he misses her. valkyrie sends him a series of really shitty selfie messages on snapchat. he literally only has snapchat for her shitty selfie messages. also. phone sex. skul doesn’t have that voice for nothing. 

nicknames for each other?: skul calls val “dear” and “darling” and sappy shit like that. skul hates getting his name shortened, so usually val doesn’t nickname him. but she gets away with calling him “skul” in the bedroom while she’s otherwise occupied, because he’s usually kind of distracted at the time.

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: skulduggery. hands down. he pays for everything.

who steals the covers at night?: val, while she’s asleep. she’ll wake up in the middle of the night and throw them back over skulduggery because she doesn’t want him getting cold. five minutes later he’s kicked them off again because he hates constricting shit. and so it continues.

what would they get each other for gifts?: skulduggery spends ridiculous amounts of money on val. he renovates his house for her. jewellery costing hundreds of euros is “just a little something”. money is no object for skulduggery. val gets him accessories, mostly. a lot of the shit she gets him is ridiculous but it always makes him laugh and that’s the point. 

who kissed who first?: val kisses him. he’d never have made the first move, he’s too afraid of coming off as creepy. it’s a big age gap. so she has to start it. 

who made the first move?: skulduggery? technically? he started kind of. gently flirting with her in death bringer. but val was completely oblivious to his 17th century courting attempts, so

who remembers things?: skulduggery. he remembers all the anniversaries and Adult Tasks and who has to be where at what time and all that shit. val’s happy to let him handle it. 

who started the relationship?: val is the one who wants to put a label on it. skul will kind of take whatever he can get, he never expected her to want a relationship with him. but he absolutely refuses the term “boyfriend” because he’s 400. 

who cusses more?: skulduggery. frequently and in multiple languages.

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Actual Murder Spree

[callsign-bunnie]

I love your crack hcs, do u have more?

Oh boy, do I

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Rodolfo can throw knives. Not as well as Ghost, but he can throw them decently.

Alejandro can catch knives. They both learned when they were children doing exactly what you think they were.

Everyone finds out Alejandro can catch knives when Ghost throws one at him when startled and Alejandro just catches it on instinct

Gaz has a hello kitty bucket hat. He got it as a joke for Price and got attached to it

Gaz and Alex are trying to hide their relationship. (Price already knows because any time Soap gets in trouble, he throws Gaz under the bus by telling him about it. Price figures 'eh, they're going through all this trouble' and pretends.)

Alejandro is not afraid of Ghost. They've become friends and Ale's seen Ghost be a total fucking dork about random dumb things and he's just not afraid of him, though he tries

Price is fairly pretentious about the difference between a fishing hat and a bucket hat

Gaz doesn't care and will buy him more bucket hats, regardless

Laswell considers Alex the same as Price considers Gaz and will yell at Price for being mean to Alex

She will also shove that 6' motherfucker behind her when defending him and Alex thinks it's fucking hilarious

Valeria will call the base and just say "Alejandro's a bitch" and hang up. Twice a week.

They don't know how she keeps getting his extension because he keeps changing it

She's careful to listen to make sure it's Alejandro answering, too, because she's gotten Rodolfo a few times and deeply regretted it

Farah is usually a levelheaded person.

Alex can get her to do stupid shit by going "it's only because you think I'll do it better."

They have -Stolen a wild assortment of animals -Put Price's bucket hat on a goat and would only talk to it when wanting to refer to Price -Played 100 with a hand grenade -Played soccer with a brick -Blown up so many things -Alex took his leg off and Farah bound her leg so she could only hop and then they raced (Alex won and Farah cussed him out)

Look, she didn't really get to be a dumb teenager and her best friend is fixing that. Malika and Gaz aren't the most happy about it but neither are going to exactly stop them

Graves will randomly show up in other parts of the base, show everyone that he's out, and then return to his cell

Alejandro is sick of everyone in his fucking base, GO HOME

[callsign-bunnie]

Random Crack headcanons I’ve collected

Rodolfo teaches Gaz how to break his thumb to get out of cuffs, gets yelled at by Price over it, does not care. Threatens to teach Gaz how to dislocate his arm to get them around to the front if he keeps it up

Rodolfo has a stuffed bear that Alejandro bought him when they were kids that no one is allowed to talk about, lest they suffer the consequences

Alejandro has a stripper pole in the ranchhouse. Refuses to elaborate on if he or Rodolfo uses it. (Neither use it, it came with the ranch house, but he thinks it is so unbelievably funny when people just stare at it and then at him questioningly)

Someone made the mistake of getting Soap a hoodie with way too long of sleeves and it rained and he got soaked so he started to slap people with the wet sleeves

Ghost calls himself an Empath

Unironically

Roach has a pokemon card collection

Valeria is basically the Vodka Aunt of Los Vaqueros. I can elaborate on my theory that Alejandro works with her, occasionally, to keep the peace in Las Almas, but I truly think she’s just randomly there for no fucking reason

I actually think she becomes kind of like a big sister to Gaz just due to how Rudy and Alejandro treat Gaz like a younger brother, and I think she teaches him how to eloquently threaten people in Spanish

Price glares at all coffee drinkers, this includes Laswell and Alex. Graves just gets straight up ignored when he asks for coffee

Laswell actually kind of likes tea but Price is so fucking petty that she drinks nothing but coffee around him just to spite him. And her kidney.

Don’t tell Price, Gaz actually kind of likes coffee

Laswell is trying to quit smoking by switching to Herbals, but it’s not working

Has also tried vaping

Gaz has a baseball hat collection that keeps growing. He did not start it, it’s a default gift from everyone and he’s too shy to tell them no more

Alex owns a cowboy hat that Gaz has put on several times, Alex refuses to let anyone explain to Gaz why that’s a problem, but he’s not exactly stopping Gaz either (Gaz knows what the cowboy hat rule is, he’s trying to hit on Alex and Alex is not getting it. Farah’s about to smack both of them.)

Malika regularly falls asleep on top of Farah and she refuses to move until Malika wakes up, like Malika’s a cat. Will glare at people when they try to wake Malika up

She also regularly makes dirty jokes and everyone still acts shocked about them, every time

Malika has a hello kitty doll collection. 

Malika has a beanie baby collection

Malika headlocked someone and broke their arm in one move and had Farah hyperventilating

She’s little slow on pop culture but she’s getting it

Graves is only still at the Las Almas base because he’s a POW and, as such, has decided to make Alejandro’s life as difficult as possible by -Flirting with his husband -Needing something every five seconds -Riling Rodolfo up with petty things -Riling Ghost up with petty things -Breaking random stupid things that still have to be replaced -Encouraging Soap to do random stupid things -Encouraging Gaz to help him -Eating their food and praising Rodolfo’s cooking so Rodolfo gets super flattered and now Alejandro feels like he has to outdo him with the compliments -Existing -Save Alejandro, pls

[callsign-bunnie]

Soap: What are you going to do if I learn how to drive and go to my friend's house when we have an argument?

Ghost: You're going to come home to a very bloody bathtub

Soap: *stunned silence*

[callsign-bunnie]

I'm thinking of Alerudy, who is still my favorite ship. To be fair, I'm pretty much always thinking of them.

I'm thinking of Rodolfo, who has spent most of his life loving Alejandro, silently. How, even when they are together, does everything in his power to show Alejandro how much he loves him.

Of Rodolfo, who tears through any threat to Alejandro's life. Or, hell, anything that threatens Alejandro's proximity to Rodolfo, including himself. Belittles himself for every little thing, out of fear it may push Alejandro away. And who has committed acts of unimaginable horror against those who have just threatened Alejandro.

People yell Colonel Vargas's name, but they whisper Sergeant Major Parra. Rodolfo is the one people aim at, not because he's an easier target, but out of fear what may happen if Alejandro is the one to be hit with the bullet. One gringo made the mistake of targeting Alejandro and letting Rodolfo get away, and Rodolfo did not fail in getting the Colonel back.

Thinking of Rodolfo, who spends most of his days with the knowledge, the fact that he would do everything for Alejandro. He stays in Las Almas for Alejandro, he helps to save their home for Alejandro. Who worries that Alejandro will never love him as much Rodolfo loves Alejandro.

However, I'm also thinking of Alejandro, who may not have loved Rodolfo nearly as long as Rodolfo has loved him, but who fell much much harder than Rodolfo did. Of Alejandro, who woke up one morning with the certainty in his head that he would never love anyone else quite as much as he loves Rodolfo.

Of Alejandro, who values Rodolfo's opinion above all else, who has taken Rodolfo at his word, even when everyone knew Rodolfo was full of shit. Who tells everyone exactly how long he and Rodolfo have known each other, who never mentions himself as Colonel Vargas without the mention of Sergeant Major Rodolfo Parra. Who has let his SIC get away with murder.

Alejandro Vargas, who every single Los Vaquero knows will choose Rodolfo over them, even in the matter of life or death. Who will never let themselves be on the other end of the scale. Colonel Vargas knows each of their names, he knows their birthdays, he personally tells their family when they die, and he will still choose Rodolfo.

If Rodolfo were to walk away, everyone knows he will follow. They know that while he is Colonel, his priority is Las Almas, and he will fight for it until he dies, but the minute Rodolfo Parra decides to be done, so is he. Las Almas sits at the mercy of one man, who they pray will never learn of the power he has, of how much his dedication to Alejandro determines the fate of Las Almas.

Who every. Single. Person. In Las Almas knows, every narco, every citizen, every member of Los Vaqueros knows that if it had been Rodolfo Parra and not Valeria Garza who had left, who had taken over the cartel, that Alejandro Vargas would have sat back

and watched Rodolfo burn Las Almas to the ground.

[callsign-bunnie]

Ghost: I want to kiss you.

Soap, not paying attention: What?

Ghost: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

[callsign-bunnie]

141 and friends reaction to getting blanket burritoed? -3HN

Rodolfo: Just sighs and accepts it. He's used to this fuckery by now

Alejandro: Laughs but eventually squirms himself out of it

Soap: Accepts it, but doesn't like not being able to move his arms

Ghost: Threatens to knife whoever is trying before they can manage

Roach: Loud giggling, wiggles to get comfortable and naps

Valeria: Nobody is brave enough to try

Price: Shrugs and naps

Laswell: Nobody is brave enough to try

Gaz: Deeply upset about it, but just accepts it

Alex: Races Farah around by moving like a worm

Farah: Laughing maniacally as she tries to headbutt Alex and people's shins

Malika: Deeply confused

Graves: Threatens whoever did it

Koenig: "Hey, my friend, I do not think this is working as well as you think it is" since it's just around his arms

Horangi: Loud Korean cussing and threats

[callsign-bunnie]

Ghost: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Soap: What- how?

Ghost: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

[callsign-bunnie]

Soap: Wow, Ghost, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Ghost: We literally slept together yesterday.

Soap: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

[callsign-bunnie]

I’d love to read some more of your Soapghost ABO headcannons! I can’t seem to get enough of them 🥰🥰

Sure!

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Soap does not mind being an omega. Like he does not give a shit. He does wear scent blockers and it's solely for his own safety and also to be discreet

Ghost actually does kind of mind being an alpha. He fears his own nature

Soap thinks that's bullshit and has stated it so many times

Ghost has tried to distance himself from Soap during his ruts and Soap has said "absolutely fucking not" because he doesn't fear Ghost

Oh yeah, Soap does not fear Ghost at all. He just doesn't. Fear is not in his vocabulary

Soap can be kind of a pick-me, sometimes, but he's trying to unlearn the behavior. Even still, he enjoys being friends with omegas and will seek them out to be friends with. Hence his friendship with Gaz and Rudy

Ghost will beat up everyone who makes derogatory comments about any omegas, especially Soap

Soap will beat them up first, though

Do not fucking whistle at Soap

Ghost adores Soap. He very much calls him his Soap and his omega

I don't really see Soap as being that big of a brat, though. I think Soap can get cocky and Ghost had no problem taking him down a peg

Many times has someone fucked with Soap and expected to get their ass beat by Ghost. However, they were shocked to see Ghost grab a chair and popcorn, ready to watch his boyfriend kick ass

They didn't mate until many years into their relationship. Soap isn't too traditional and honestly, neither is Ghost, but Ghost does have a fear of making someone stuck with him

Kids are a no-go for them

Soap is aggressive on his heats. It is a lot to handle, but Ghost has big enough hands and a big enough co-

Soap likes being spoiled, but he also likes spoiling back, so Ghost isn't allowed to give too many gifts or Soap has to give them back

Ghost bites.

[callsign-bunnie]

Hey :)

Just asking, do you have any Valeria x reader Headcanons?

It would be greatly appreciated

Also I love your works *Chef's kiss

I have a few!

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Right off the bat, this woman takes care of her partners

Money? You got it. Jewelry/clothes? You got it. Love and affection? You got it.

She will protect you with her dying breath.

Definition of would sacrifice the world for you

Very dominant in bed but is still gonna make sure you feel good

Kind of mean, but she makes up for it later

Doesn’t take anything slow, you get with her and you are diving in

Very private for your safety.

Not really into PDA, but very affectionate and touchy when you’re alone

Obsessive/possessive. You are hers

She’d kill for you, obviously

If someone flirts with you, they’re gone, immediately

God forbid someone hurts you

Uses lots of nicknames, the main being Hermosa and Príncipe, Princesa

Will cook for you, but rarely. Prefers to order or go out

Loves seeing you naked, says she’d prefer you naked all the time

Very domestic during her down time

Doesn’t want you involved with the cartel. Even if you were involved before, she won’t let you once you’re together

It’s for your safety, dw

Would buy you a pet for Christmas but only if she was sure it would be taken care of

Makes sure you take care of yourself

[callsign-bunnie]

Alright, I invite you all to consider: Alejandro with naturally curly hair

Even Rodolfo didn’t know

They find out one morning when Alejandro decided he was way too tired to deal with it. He’s in his thirties, damnit, he can just not spend an hour on his hair

He walks into the dining area where everyone is eating breakfast

Dead silence

It was actually decently loud a moment before, so this is startling

Everyone just stares at Alejandro 

Laswell, Alex, and Farah make a “huh” face and go back to their conversation

Valeria isn’t sure what to say, so of course her first instinct is to ask what the fuck happened to his hair

Ghost immediately covers Soap’s eyes and glares at Alejandro, because goddamn, he needs at least a fucking chance.

Soap thinks it’s cool but Alejandro still isn’t really his type. Still jokingly flirts with him when Ghost uncovers his eyes to make Ghost jealous

Rodolfo has not said a word or blinked this entire time by the way

Price is about to have a conversation with him about changing his looks because “goddamnit, there’s a rule against that!”

Gaz is... not coping well. Every time he gets a moment to breathe, someone is reminding him just how gay he is

Alejandro definitely notices and flirts with him in Spanish and Gaz turns dark red

Price tells him to stop messing with the poor kid and Alex is about to beg Alejandro to straighten his hair again, “please man, I have so little

Roach is also bright fucking red and he just kind of excuses himself

Rodolfo still has not said a fucking word

Valeria pokes him and he screams and immediately covers his face, embarrassed, and runs out of the room

Valeria laughs loudly 

Graves speaks up and says he liked it better before

[callsign-bunnie]

Ghost: I don't fear anything, I am the fear, I make-

Soap: It's clowns isn't it

Ghost: Yeah, I fucking hate those creepy bastards

Alejandro: *walks in*

Ghost: *screams* there's one now

Alejandro: God, I hate you