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apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB
apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally
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ilovethebittertaste · 1 month
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Behind every mentally ill person
Is a secret tumbler account they vent on to strangers
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book-of-summer · 15 days
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God loves you.
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[Yes this is a reference to that one superman pic]
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*sniff sniff* Is-is that a boy I smell?
*sniff sniff* Mmh yes, I smell it! Boy Smell!
I smell a boy!
Ah! what is a boy doing here?!
Oh my gosh. What am I gonna do? There's a boy here!
I'm freaking out so much!
Calm down, calm down! Calm down and take a nice deep breath.
*sniff sniff* Mmph it smells so good. I love boy smell so much!
It makes me feel so amazing~
I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boy scent!
IT'S DRIVING ME BOY CRAZY.
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dnamoo · 4 months
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mokiii..👅🍑💦💦
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shootingstarrfish · 1 month
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it was funny watching people lose it yesterday on twitter over this one asmo quote HAHA i couldnt help myself
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coldcutfruit · 7 months
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“And in that moment, we could really sense that it’s the beginning.”
“It felt like we opened the gates into the universe.”
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incorrectpeterparker · 3 months
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Peter: I accidentally ate MJ’s sandwich… How long do you think I have to live?
Ned: Ten
Peter: Ten what?
Ned: Nine
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zuko: why are we laying on the floor?
sokka: you tripped down the stairs and blacked out. i laid down so people thought we were just chilling.
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livstarlight · 1 year
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Namor: *painting a giant wall of Shuri beating his ass* Our babies will be smart AND beautiful
Namora: Not to mention imaginary
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dragonnnfly · 5 months
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Tuffnut: Remember kids! Be yourself, stay healthy, commit arson, steal from the government, and eat the rich-
Hiccup: Okay, that's enough
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mom, would you wash my back this once? and then we can forget
Beyoncé Accountability (Lemonade Poem, Part 6) / unknown / @/queensummit (tumblr) / Ocean Vuong On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous / Lady Bird (2017) dir. Greta Gerwig / unknown / unknown
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callhimbrowneyes · 11 months
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merlin: ok what do u want
arthur: nothing
merlin: 😐
arthur:
arthur: i want more attention
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book-of-summer · 14 days
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the overwhelming love of God
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nymph-of-books · 4 months
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returning to my roots…
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tainebot01 · 3 months
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A silly little drawing from January last year, based on the difference between book and movie Toothless.
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