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Bc Rustic Spots H&R opened another flower for me! Only one this time but it’s ok. I’ll never complain about a flower from this plant.
#plantblr#houseplant#houseplants#flowers#orchid#orchids#bc rustic spots h&r#brassocattleya rustic spots h&r#brassocattleya
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I don’t really care for houseplants because once a plant is In Your House you have to like. Take care of it. Indefinitely. Forever. It’s like a pet that doesn’t do anything but if you’re good at your job it will live longer than any pet you could ever have that isn’t a reptile or a bird.
Meanwhile outside plants are only a commitment for about nine months and half of their survival is up to them. If the strawberries come back next year that’s none of my business.
#chit chat#houseplants r harder than pets because if you forget to water it it won’t come up to you and complain#my cats know exactly when their food time is and when my food time is and no one is allowed to forget it
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people on r/kidsarefuckingstupid are INSANE
#r/childfree too but that's understandable to some degree.#but r/kidsarefuckingstupid? literally just log off and go to therapy or something they're just kids#and so were you at some point#you ruined your parents' houseplants and annoyed strangers because you cried in public and you definitely said some dumb things and#did dumb things#and as an adult you're on reddit making fun of kids... on reddit mind you
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The nicest people are on the plant subreddits...
#txt#i love r/houseplants#everyone is so willing to answer#and cheer me on#and talk about thwir favorite plants...#i almost feel challenged to be just as nice#i need to spread the love
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sometimes i look at things i write and i go "huh. my mental illness is showing"
#vent in tags#<- just to be safe idk what counts tbh lmao#GIRL WHY DID I CRY ABOUT SOMEONE CALLING A SONG FROM TWEWY MID FOR AN ENTIRE DAY??????#why do i keep comparing myself to a houseplant that dies when things go A Little Wrong??????????#hm. maybe i do need to get myself evaluated...#i need to get my eyes checked and go see a psych but i! am incapable! yay! <- knows getting a diagnosis can and probably will make my life#much harder#pls at least let me see if my eyes r fucked or if i am. pls.#optometrists aren't that expensive but it's bad to go alone i think :(#im glad people worry about me but at the same time it makes me wanna die bc like...... no.....#i should not be burdening others with my issues... ya'll have your own lives and issues....#bleh. subjecting myself to the mortifying ordeal of being known sucks#i think its kinda funny that my internet friends always know more about me than my own parents...#but it's not like my parents ever take an interest in me anyway lmao#when i said i wanted to study jp i only got a very sarcastic 'good luck' like... i was at least hoping they might offer to buy me something#to study off of... but they like never take an interest in me anyway lmao#they weren't even here for my birthday. and made plans over new years without me knowing#i only learned when i asked to go see my family for new years bc they hold a celebration and this might be the last time i can go#for like... 4 years. and i don't think i can take myself bc the route is over very windy mountain roads :(#and i... do not trust myself that much in the car... and it hurts me to drive even the 10 mins to and from school sometimes...#my knee and ankle get stiff and my hip starts to hurt... its bad :(#it sucks tho i miss my family i'm lucky if i see them once a year... but its not like the adults give a shit.#sighhhhhhhhhhh. ugh. my life isn't even that bad by a lot of standards so i feel shitty for whining about it#like yeah my parents don't really care about me but at least they feed me and haven't hit me since i was little?#idk man. i should stop talking i think.
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no seriously besties I have been ovulating this entire time with a boy actively pressing against me for hours and I didn’t do shit I DESERVE A FUCKING TREAT
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#plants#aesthetic#phillodendron#alocasia#anthurium#houseplants#r/houseplants my beloved#plant identification
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nope. nope nope nope nope. fuck this.
#gcwtual#i very well may not come into work tmrw physically i feel awful and i cant keep up.#we just got in 3 more palettes of houseplants and ive been helping customers all morning#just put out signs havent even touched a plant cart lol#going to work on clearance too. which isnt my job. but i can clear carts if i do it so.#let weekend crew and whoever works tmrw fuck it up. come in monday and let my boss see the damage.#also one of my fav ppl is leaving. its her last day :( ill miss r a lot#im trying to motivate myself to work. its not working.#also debating when to tell mn that the japanese maples will die lol
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had a random burst of energy so I cleaned my whole room in like 20 min. except for the carpet, I’d need fucking divine intervention to fix that. or a zamboni
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AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF. at midnight standing on the edge of your couch. and you may find yourself. sprinkling cinnamon on your houseplant. and you may ask yourself, well, how did i get here?
#one of the Areas of Interest for our insane helicopter birthgiver is that we are incapable of caring for our houseplants by ourself#and tldr guess who overwatered our plant like we knew she would last time she was over and made it grow mold<33333#the internet told me cinnamon helps the mold . since its midnight and we cant go outside to scrape it off or buy hydrogen peroxide#we r trying to feel humorous about it so we dont spiral over the literal dumbest thing ever#cecil speaks
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i love love love r/paranormal cause it is literally never paranormal. the other day someone posted a picture of the reflection of their own houseplants in their tv screen. they said it was houseplants in the title. everyone was so confused about why they would post that picture knowing it was just plants. someone recently posted a picture of an empty jar with some triangles drawn on the lid claiming that they had trapped a demon inside. a commenter told them to poke holes in the lid so it could at least breathe. and then there's the people who do the most obvious photoshop on earth and attach what is essentially an r/nosleep story. it is a beautiful beautiful place.
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One of the Neato things about Bc Rustic Spots ‘H&R’ is that it’s one of those orchids where the bloom changes color as it ages! It will probably continue to turn more yellow/golden before it drops.
First picture was taken on 9/16, second is this morning 9/21!
#plantblr#houseplants#flowers#orchids#bc rustic spots#brassocattleya#bc rustic spots H&R#orchid flower#orchid
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Yet another personality shift I did not see coming as of 10 months ago
#my posts#like. I don’t want my room#or my future apartment to be overrun like I see in some people on r/houseplants but#I know I’ll end up having a helluva lot soon#there’s a couple potted ferns outside I’ll be taking with me too when I move out#but yeah. now I have to dedicate a special plant space or two whenever I sign a lease and start laying out my stuff#not til late next year but. y’know#I used to kill these plants so easily. look how far I’ve come 🥹#also SORRY I’ve been so absent#life bro. good stuff tho. just busy and tired
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#Check out Sansevieria The Snake Plant: Your Ultimate Natural Air Purifier and Pet-Friendly Houseplant Resource Guide via /r/NaturesUprise ht#IFTTT#Twitter#uprise_s
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going on r/houseplants to accuse people of lacking love and sincerity in their hearts
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