DIRK: Let's test something. Describe your gender in a way that'll baffle cis people, but other trans and enby people will get. I'll start.
DIRK: I prefer not to be perceived by others.
ROXY: ooohhh a void w thigh high socks and a beanie
KARKAT: I DUNNO. PICK A SLUR
KANAYA: I Drank Too Much Gender Juice
SOLLUX: ii wii2h ii wa2 an ab2tract concept.
JADE: oobleck!!!! my gender is oobleck
ROSE: I am a grand, old piano. I am painted black, shining and somewhat glossy. Covered in vines holding beautiful, golden flowers, I sit in the middle of a forest; forgotten, yet not lost. A cat sits atop me, staring into the distance with a glare in its tiny, marble eyes. The sun lays itself on top of my base in streaks, like looking through swaying, almost open blinds. I am a grand, old piano.
DAVEPETA: B33 < seven goblins in a trench coat, each with a diffurent hypurrfixation
HAL: David Bowie, as played by Tilda Swinton.
NEPETA: :33 < none gender with left boygirl X33
FEFERI: A s)(apes)(ifting tentacle monster t)(at takes t)(e form of your gay aunt's wife!! 38)
CALLIOPE: if gender is a performance, then mine is the cUrtains which are drawn in to block stagehands switching props and the backdrop.
JANE: I'm a girl in a man way...
DAVE: i dont know what im doing leave me alone
CALIBORN: BOOBY MCBEARDY FACE.
DAVESPRITE: rooster
ERIDAN: im all the genders but also none of the genders and evverything i wwear is drag and evvery crush i havve is gay
EQUIUS: D --> If Gerard Way was a sport bike
TAVROS: wHEN YOU ORDER A MAN FROM wISH,
VRISKA: I'm genderfluid 8ut not in a "sometimes a girl, sometimes a 8oy" way. Sometimes my gender is Wesley from Princess 8ride, a sexy cow8oy, pir8 temptress, greasy gamer entity.
GAMZEE: An OlD vEnDiNg MaChInE tHaT oNlY gIvEs YoU nIcKeLoDeOn SlImE aNd GrApE sOdA :o)
JAKE: I want to be able to see my gender in the forest after weeks of camping and get scared away. Then the next night wander into the forest searching for it again but disappear without a trace. Like those horror movies you watch sometimes you know?
JOHN: i'm a person?
ERISOL: ii think of gender a2 iicky 2tuff that ii dont wwant on me, attached twwo me. that2 another wway of 2ayiin i dont wwant gendered terms twwo define me. iim agender
JASPROSE: No matter who you are, if you have sex with me, it's gay!!
ARADIA: i d0 n0t exist 0u0
TEREZI: BOWL1NG 4LL3Y C4RP3T
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list of songs that i didnt feel like making into a playlist down there
color represents POV and no color means it can go either way or its alternating
The Buttress- Brutus
Young Fathers- Toy
of Montreal- Paranoiac Intervals/Body Dysmorphia
Radiohead- Bodysnatchers
Fugees- Killing Me Softly
The Dresden Dolls- Coin-Operated Boy
They Might Be Giants- Birdhouse in Your Soul
Miracle Musical- Isle Unto Thyself
Lauryn Hill- Ex-factor
Nina Simone- Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
Cibo Matto- King of Silence
Radiohead- How to Disappear completely
Slint- Don, Aman
Gang of Youths- Achilles Come Down
Yael Naim- Coward
Car Seat Headrest- Sober to Death
American Football- I'll See You When We're Both Not So Emotional
Cosmo Sheldrake- By Being With You
Gregory & the Hawk- Two Faced Twin
Cults- Always Forever
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