#raccoon istg

[irl-morros-account]

hey just so you know, raccoon chewed through you floor. she's plotting to kidnap you

not maliciously they just dislike the ninja, and even more so hate wu.

you have been warned, good luck.

-🐝

Wha- I'm SORRY? Planning to non-maliciously kidnap me? Are you fucking insane?

Raccoon I know you're seeing this. If this is true, then may the FSM help you because I will tear you limb from fucking limb.

[that-one-raccoon]

so uhhh

how we feeling about the new chapter?

[lugwen]

cat socks idea by @thatonewatercat, bless their soul

[ace-n-mooch-daily]

Today's Ace n' Mooch are listening to music

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

would you rather have an angel & devil, or two sports announcers on your shoulder

SPORTS ANNOUNCERS MY GOD

[feral-ass-raccoon]

some of you guys would be fixed by just being a multishipper n it shows. btw.

[basicallyjustmuggleremuslupin]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvMJ_LhIoth/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

so what if i tell you the raccoon is barty in his animagus form and the person filming is evan who put him up to that to prank their fellow students who don't know about barty's animagus? what then?

[hjonko]

Some Vamp Finn sketches I made in Art and Chem today B)

[listenupcupcakes]

I found a raccoon for you! It keeps trying to jump off stuff though so carful with the lil guy! I called em "Private Jumpy"!

HE WILL BE A GREAT ADDITION TO THE SANCTUARY!

AND MY RACCOON ARMY!

HE MAY EVEN REPLACE THE SCOUT ONE DAY!

I JUST GOT THEM NEW BEDDING!

[nogendergoblin]

Ken from the Barbie movie be talkin bout how "Anywhere else id be a 10" LIKE BISH- I've seen better looking guys school textbooks✨✨

[madame-fear]

No one knows about Jaces 6 raccoons at first, but one by one, all the kids figure it out. The first being Luke and Joff who went to investigate in the attic bc they heard a “ghost”. Poor Joff ended up with a raccoon jumping on his head. Lots of screaming, flashlights thrown, “manly” tears fell. They had a terrible time. Jace will never let them live it down 😂

PLEASE THIS JACE AND RACCOONS MADNESS HAS TO STOP IM CRYING 😭😭😂😂😂 Poor little Joffrey getting a raccoon on top of his HEAD DKKEKEKDKDKFK

[tardis--dreams]

Gonna start bouncing balls against the wall at night :)

[ichayalovesyou]

Infinito Carlos Rivera: Como Andrés Salinas en El Hotel De Los Secretos (2016)- Ep.4, Part 4/5, Hesitations and Congratulations

Anterior <- -> Próximo (El Hotel De Los Secretos)

Anterior <- -> Próximo (Infinito Carlos Rivera)

[eager-wolfboy]

Someone remind me not to listen to praise or listen to anything hot right after I cum. My cunt fucking ACHES right now goddammit

[masked-jazz]

Sleve McDichael

This Human Sorcerer is definitely not a Fey Raccoon pretending to be a human with the aid of stilts and Disguise Self because he is a sought-after material component. He fled the Feywild, spent time in Wildspace, and has come to Faerûn only to find out there's a giant war and an impending apocalypse. (we're playing Storm King's Thunder). He's reserved, inquisitive, and suspicious, but believes in freedom. He washes his food before eating it, but is weak to intoxicants of this new land. His favourite thing to do is cast Dancing Lights while using Mage Hand to create something he calls "Seen Servant"

Reskinned Kitsune

Bard College of Valor (lvl 6)

Far Traveler background

AC 17(with shield)

HP 57

STR 14

DEX 18 Expertise SoH

CON 16

INT 13

WIS 14 Expertise Prc

CHA 18 Expertise Dcp Prs

"Long"sword +7 hit 1d6+4 prc dmg

2 attk/a

[feral-ass-raccoon]

hey if anyone thinks being the same size as a family member is fun please know it actually is fucking horrifying. btw