Eddie is filming a reminder to his fans about Corroded Coffin’s limited edition merch but gets interrupted when Steve storms into their bedroom and starts digging through the closet.
Eddie, mid-promo: What are you doing?
Steve, pulling the nail bat out of the closet: I’m going to kill our neighbor
Eddie: Diane?!
Steve: Wha- No, Dan.
Eddie: Oh… why?
Steve: I know that fucker popped Ozzy’s swimming pool
Eddie: Steve-
Steve: No, that asshole has complained every time I’ve blown that pool up for Oz. I go inside for ten minutes and suddenly it has a hole in it? It’s the middle of fucking summer, Eddie, and a hundred degrees outside. If I want my dog to be able to cool down in some water while I do yard work then he should be able to!
Steve: I know he popped it so I’m going to *twirls bat* pop his head off his goddamn shoulders
Eddie, reluctantly because Steve’s kinda hot when he’s seething with rage: …why don’t you cool down and let me talk to Dan.
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pastel pool room (art by @elektrakute on IG)
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the window leads to a pretty paradise where it's just you and the tropical nature.
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Jaw Dropper of the Week: Catalina Elena
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back on my neopets bullshit, so here are two of my children
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Among Us [Rainbow Pool]
among us has big flash newgrounds energy tbh
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first date idea: we'll watch "Anyone Can Play Guitar" Radiohead - Live at the MTV Beach House (1993)
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“I guess we’ll see you around, Pinkie!” The blue pegasus called out to her from the front door of Sugarcube Corner. Wings spread out like a majestic hawk, prepared to fly off to Celestia knows where.
“And next time, don’t try cloning yourself. One Pinkie Pie is enough for this village.” Rainbow winks. She then takes off into the sky, the sky filtered with so many shades of red. Slowly turning pink as Celestia lowers her sun and Luna rises her moon. Birds chirping outside the bakery, alerting all fellow avians that the time has come to rest.
Pinkie smiled as she watched Rainbow take off with slight haste. Leaving her in the dim bakery to watch the blue pegasus disappear into the distance. Pinkie’s mind wandered back to the Mirror Pool of all places. The stunning glow of the pool made her feel at ease. An odd sensation for her to feel after the mistake she has made in the village.
Pinkie did feel horrible for what she’s done and she learnt her lesson too. But something stuck out to her the most. One of her clones. She bumped into one of the Pinkies when she realised things had got out of hoof. Despite all her clones looking identical to what she looked like now, this clone did not look like her. What she meant to say was, that it was not Pinkie Pie, but Pinkamena Diane Pie.
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