that was the first randy orton match i've seen in probably 15 years. i'm not surprised he's hall of fame level now, i remember that exact same cockiness and even the same poses, but it came off differently earlier in his career. it was awesome to hear that song again.
does anyone remember when he kidnapped matt hardy and interrupted a jeff hardy match on the big screen? he was shouting in the camera "JEFF! HEY JEFF!" he looked fucking nuts
that was somewhere around 2009 and is something that always comes to my mind when i think about randy orton
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I can’t wait to see my sexy husband Randal Keith Orton this Saturday and guzzle his cum down my throat like the slut that I am, kneeling between his legs where I belong.
He’s coming back from the warrrrrrr!
Niceeeeee.
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the basics:
full name: randal keith orton
nicknames: the viper, the apex predator, the legend killer
prefers: randy, rko
birthdate / age: april 1, 1980, 44 yrs old
pronouns / gender: cis male, he/him
residing: st. louis, mo
relationship status: single
sexual preference: often
headcanons / personality traits:
twice divorced, still unable to commit.
randy’s still got a few demons he hasn’t bothered to tame. one of the biggest being his wandering eye. both of his marriages went down in flames when he got caught cheating, and he owned up to it without a second thought. he’s quick to admit he’s the problem, but old habits die hard.
his first divorce? that happened when his wife came home early from a trip and found him entertaining a couple of weekend visitors.
his second divorce? that kicked off when his wife found photos and videos of (tba) on his phone.
sexuality: frequently explored.
randy avoids labels and serious relationships because he’s torn between wanting freedom and craving closeness. his hesitation to commit and tendency to cheat usually result in short, dramatic flings. even though he doesn’t want to settle down, he often ends up falling hard for people and dealing with serious jealousy. at times, he struggles with treating people as if they were possessions.
dedicated family man, fiercely protective and private.
despite his divorces, randy stays devoted to his children. he makes quality time with them a priority and is actively involved in their lives, including those of his stepchildren. he works hard to keep a respectful and supportive co-parenting relationship to provide a stable and loving environment.
while this portrayal acknowledges them, he won’t post photos or media of his children and i ask you respectfully do the same (reblogging gifs or photos with them visible). they’re underage and it’s a little weird if they were ever to come across them.
loyal friend, highly selective inner circle.
randy has been in the business for many years, yet he can still count his closest friends on one hand. despite having a small inner circle, those who are close to him describe him as fiercely loyal and caring. he places a high value on trust and loyalty in his friendships. however, once that trust is broken, he is quick to sever ties without hesitation.
confident, reserved but unyielding.
randy’s confidence can come across as arrogance, and though he’s mostly quiet and reserved, he doesn’t shy away from confrontation. he has little tolerance for disrespect and can have a short temper, though he's improved in managing it. despite this, he deeply values loyalty and respect and is quick to defend himself and those he cares about.
completely sober.
since announcing his sobriety in 2022, randy has been proudly maintaining it. he is committed to staying sober and will not be breaking his commitment. while he doesn’t avoid events with alcohol, he hopes you respect his journey and refrain from trying to tempt him. all his shitty decisions are made sober.
proud video game nerd.
throughout his life, randy has been vocal about how important gaming is to him. for him, it’s a way to disconnect from the world and clear his mind. injuries have also given him plenty of idle time, making gaming a welcome escape. some of his favorite games include call of duty, starfield, elden ring, and assassin’s creed.
shipping and other ooc notes:
my direct messages are open for plotting. randy is a polarizing character, either loved or hated with no middle ground. i’m interested in exploring messy plots with him, even if they’re in the past. if you need an ex who broke your heart, randy can fit that role (preferably 26+). keep in mind, randy isn’t a prince charming; any ship if at all will require chemistry and effort. writer is 21+ and on est.
connections wanted:
• friends friends friends friends
• the person he was lusting after that caused the demise of his marriage
• people he has hooked up with throughout his career. one night stands, crazy hookups with no holds barred
• people he has beef with from his past
• someone he doesn’t want to admit he has feelings for but is extremely possessive of them (and vice versa)
• any relationships/situationships that ended badly
• younger talents he mentors within the business and treats like his children “do as i say, not as i do”
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