#random-twst-things-incorrect-quotes

[random-twst-things]

*Walking to class together*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu notices his backpack: Why do you have a backpack of Mr. Trein's cat?

Idia, turns around: Why you such a fucking bitch? 😒

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Jesus fuck dude 😨

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Rude much!

Idia: 😑

*Mc/Y/N/Yuu turns around to show a Hello Kitty backpack*

Idia: ...

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[underqualified-human]

Yuu: You're just saying that to make me feel better.

Vil: Aww, Yuu, when have I ever said anything just to make someone feel better?

[hanafubukki]

Glasses

~*Prefect looking for something*~

YN/MC/Yuu: Where are my glasses?

TWST Boy: Here you go, Prefect. 

YN/MC/Yuu: *Puts on glasses* Thank you, without them I’m blind as a ba-

Lilia Vanrouge: *Smirks*

YN/MC/Yuu: You heard nothing. 

[cupids-chamber]

Deuce : You're failing all of your classes

Ace : I got all S's and G's last semester....

Ace : In English..

[kiragghar]

TWST incorrect quotes

Ace: I'm incredibly fast at math

Deuce: Alright, what's 30 x 17?

Ace: 47

Deuce: That's not even close

Ace: But it was fast

♠❤♠❤♠❤

Leona: Fuck

Ruggie: We've got to work on your cursing

Leona: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already

🦁🍩🦁🍩🦁🍩

Idia: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE!?

Yuu, losing blood: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Idia: YOUR BLOOD TYPE!

Yuu: Oh, B positive

Idia: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP AND TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE!

Yuu: ...

💀🦐💀🦐💀🦐

Ace: *walking into class 1A and sits next to Deuce* Sorry I'm late... I was... Doing things

*Sound of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Yuu: *out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS!

(Can be the other way around)

❤🦐❤🦐❤🦐

Random person: How many kids do you have?

Crowley/Trein/Crewel: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

🎭📚⚗🎭📚⚗

Ruggie: That's one of my biggest fears... Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Jack: You would eat yourself?

Ruggie: I wouldn't even question it

🍩🐺🍩🐺🍩🐺

Jamil: This is a mistake

Kalim, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Jamil: But not today

Kalim, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

🐍☀️🐍☀️🐍☀️

Yuu, coming over Silver's for a sleepover: So, what's for dinner?

Silver, knowing damn well what Lilia is cooking: Regret

🦐🗡🦐🗡🦐🗡

Jade/Azul: Is that whiskey or perfume?

Floyd: *chugs entire bottle*

Floyd: It's perfume

🦈🦈🐬🐬🐙🐙

Riddle: Is something burning?

Floyd: Just my love for you

Riddle: Floyd, the toaster is on fire

[eynnwwyjth]

Hello! Welcome to my pinned post! Thank you for stopping by<3

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Rules for Requesting

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M.List

Genshin

Albedo

The White Prince- Albedo x gn!Reader

Genshin characters and S/Os with similar personality - Xiao and Albedo

Modern au! Albedo x (nerdy) reader drabble

A peck through the books... literally

Xiao

Genshin characters and S/Os with similar personality - Xiao and Albedo

Xiao x reader- Angst/Comfort (tw- suicidal ideation)

After the festival died down... - Xiao x reader

Scaramouche/ The Wanderer

"He just doesn't understand" - Scaramouche x reader

Wanderer x reader comedic hurt comfort

Tighnari

A peck through the books... literally

Cyno

Cyno x reader royal! au

Cyno x Nilou x jealous! reader

Kazuha

Midnight Rain

But... I want you

Childe

(hiatus, might release when I have more Snezhnaya lore lol)

Heizou

(none yet!)

Incorrect Quotes:

Wriothesly and Sigewinne

The Fontaine Siblings

Random

Just things I noticed between the genshin twins

High School hcs for the genshin twins

Xingqiu x reader

The 6th Harbinger- Signora

Genshin Characters and s/os with similar personality- Hu Tao

Multi Character Fics

For those... who's heart I broke (angst, no comfort)

How heated make-out sessions end with them (genshin and twst)

Twisted Wonderland

Riddle Rosehearts

(none yet!)

Vil Schoenheit

Your Scars are also Beautiful (sh comfort fic with Vil)

Multi Character Fics

How heated make-out sessions end with them (genshin and twst)

Twst Dormleaders with a reader who fights very elegantly

Incorrect Quotes

Azul

Leona |2|

Idia

Overblot Boys Incorrect Quotes

Anime

Kazutora headcannons where Kazutora and yn are buddies at school, not knowing the other is a delinquent...

Miya Chinen as your little brother

Basketball Date with Shigino Kisumi

Baku Squad incorrect quote

Akashi: DID vs DDD

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[writingfool001]

I posted 548 times in 2022

That's 548 more posts than 2021!

354 posts created (65%)

194 posts reblogged (35%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@adrianasunderworld

@twistedoverbloat

@twisted-wonderland-but-gayer

@shankss-magnificent-ass

@willowwhispersspeakeasy

I tagged 440 of my posts in 2022

Only 20% of my posts had no tags

#twisted wonderland x reader - 328 posts

#twisted wonderland x mc - 277 posts

#twst x reader - 231 posts

#twisted wonderland - 212 posts

#newt!mc - 138 posts

#twst - 125 posts

#twst incorrect quotes - 109 posts

#leona kingscholar - 46 posts

#malleus draconia - 40 posts

#leona x reader - 37 posts

Longest Tag: 95 characters

#any time... art or fic inspired or set in the same universe or 'oh this song reminded me of it'

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Based off of true events that I have experienced

Azul: “MC, what are you doing?”

*MC proceeding to braid Idia’s hair while he was on his phone, watching something*

MC: “I learned how to braid hair and then cut off a majority of my hair, so I’m practicing.”

Azul: “On Idia, I thought he was against people touching his hair?”

Ortho: “Yes when it comes to most, but Oni-chan seems relaxed when MC braids his hair.”

Azul: “...simp.”

Idia: “You’re jealous your hair isn’t long enough.”

2,133 notes - Posted June 12, 2022

#4

In the future,

Random Student: "What made them so special?"

Sam: "There was never a monster that MC couldn't love."

2,325 notes - Posted May 5, 2022

#3

Sebek: "All humans are pathetic!"

MC/Yuu: "Aren't you literally half human and fae...? So, you're just half as pathetic."

Sebek: "....."

Later in time

Silver: "How did you get Sebek to stop calling you pathetic human?"

Yuu/MC: "I one uped him and made him realize his mistake."

2,588 notes - Posted April 26, 2022

#2

After the Ghost bride event and MC proposed/convinced Eliza to marry them.

The boys: "How did you do it?"

Mc: "I told her things I'd want to hear."

[Favorite boy(s) immediately start scribbling down what you said earlier.]

2,826 notes - Posted July 12, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Vil: "Did someone forget to tell Malleus about this week's meeting?"

Kalim: "Perhaps if we text him?"

Azul: "No, he doesn't really work well with technology."

Leona: "We'll be fine without him."

Riddle: "No, it is important that he should be be here."

*Newt!MC gets up and opens the window of Crowley's office during a dormleader meeting*

Newt!MC: "MAAAALLLLLEEEEEUUUUUSSSSS!"

Crowley: "Mr.Draconia could be anywhere on the island, it not like he'll just show up."

*Malleus appears*

Malleus: "MC, you called?"

Idia: "....you were saying, Crowley."

4,353 notes - Posted April 3, 2022

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[twistedikon]

Malleus: I've never had a best friend before.

Ikon(MC), smiling: I'll be your best friend!

Malleus,blushing: ...

Malleus: I've never had a partner before either.

[mythicaldiva]

Aoi:Sex is like math.

Y/N:Explain.

Aoi: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don’t multiply.

[spiderling-space]

As I mentioned before, I'm doing a piece for Balkanoid MC. It's something I can %100 relate. This will be a mix of headcanon, scenario and incorrect quote. Also each different scenario/hc/quote is separated with ----

There are a lot of countries in the Balkans. This work will focus on things that everyone living in the Balkans can relate to. I'm avoiding certain stuff because it would be too heavy for [tumblr]

Setting: MC is from the Balkans

——

MC is just thrown into a whole new world, no friends, no family, just all alone. There is nothing that resembles their home and it doesn't seem like Dire is going to do find a way for them to go back so they decide to make Ramshackle a homely place. It took them over 2 weeks to clean the entire Ramshackle with the help of Ace, Deuce, Jack, ghosts and Grim.

After the cleanup, MC wiped the floors clean one last time and then they were done. Now they were just chilling on the couch.

"Oi prefect!" Ace opens the main door and just walks in. "Let's go an-"

MC isn't listening to what he is saying. Their focus is on Ace who just walked into their house with shoes on.

"Take your goddamn shoes off and wipe the floor you stepped in."

"Don't be ridiculous, I-"

"So you've chosen death..."

Ace is confused why they are so insistent on not wearing shoes inside. "What are you talking about?"

The closest thing they have is their house slippers. They took it in their hand and hit it on their other hand, making a slapping sound. "I won't hesitate to go over there and teach you manners."

Ace gulps as he sees the look on MC's face. "I'LL DO IT!" He takes off his shoes and leaves them outside, then asks where the mop is.

After MC tells where the cleaning supplies are, there is only one thought in their head "Mama, I'm making you proud!"

———

Random TWST cast: 90s were the best years!

MC, remembers the 90s of Balkans: Lol what?

----

MC and the rest of the first years go on lunch in a restaurant. They eat it and it is time to pay

MC: Waiter, please give me the receipt, I'll pay for everyone

Ace: Niceeee

Sebek: HUMAN! DON'T INSULT ME! I HAVE MONEY TO PAY AS A KNIGHT!

Deuce: I cannot let you pay by yourself 

Jack: Thank you MC but it is not necessary

Epel: I can't either, I can pay for my food

MC: So none of you is going to fight for paying for all? 

Everyone gives them a strange look: What are you talking about?

MC, taking out their wallet: It is the Balkan way

----

Ramshackle dorm is perfectly clean and everything is well organized but there is something that's missing. MC couldn't point out what it was until they managed to get a second-hand TV in the lounge.

"My grandma's white knit thingy!" Oh boy, Mc is so happy to find the missing piece. For the record, they have never understood why their grandma would knit a square-shaped balloon net but now they just missed that homey feeling. "I'm going to knit myself as I cannot afford to buy."

After a few days and countless tries, MC manages to knit a few balloon nets and they put it everywhere in the living room such as on the coffee table, on top of the couch's backside, over the fireplace and on side tables. As the final touch, they put one on TV.

"Now it feels like grandma came over!"

-----

MC is arranging a bag that has basic needs; bottled waters, crackers, canned food, whistle, blanket, first aid kit, sleeping mat, flashlight with extra batteries, some cash, wet and dry napkins and the medicines they use

Deuce: Are you planning on going camping?

Ace: Deuce, go get us two tents, I'll be in the same one as MC and you can have a tent for yourself

MC: What? No! Where did you get that idea? Also, Ace ewww!

Ace: Hey wait a sec-

Deuce: It's because of your bag...

MC: Oh! This is my bag for an earthquake. Everything in this essential if I get stuck under the rumble

Deuce: Eh?!

Ace: Silly magicless MC, every building is protected with magic here, there has never been any damage on structures or people

MC, cries in Balkan

-----

MC, internally: Hmm, interesting, dorm members resemble their dorm's icons so much. Hmm, Ignihyde is based on Hades who is a Greek God. I heard their dorm leader is from Isle of Lamentation which is from Greek myths so he must be a Greek!

Later

MC: Idia!

Idia, silently: Oh shit

MC: My fellow Balkanoid! *tries to greet him by kissing his cheeks*

Idia, freaks out and retreats: I have no idea what they mean!

MC: Well, you are Greek

Idia: I have no idea what that means either. I'll pay you to stay away

MC: Wait, you have money?

Idia, nods

MC: You know what, I'll just leave... Clearly, you are westernized! Here I thought I met a chad Balkan fellow!

----

MC, learns that Malleus and Leona are royalty

MC: Wait, there are non-corrupted country leaders?!

Leona: Tch, there is absolutely no chance that Ferena is corrupted. You thought I was?

MC: No?

Leona: Tch herbivore...

Malleus, offended: Did you mean my grandmother?

MC: Nope! That’s why I said non corrupt

Malleus: I'm saddened by your statement. What made you think this, child of man?

MC, laughs: Bro, bro... I lived in Balkans

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One of the foods that MC would miss dearly is burek/börek.

They would pause and ask for a moment when someone asks about the relationship between MC's country and its neighbours and the history behind it. They only say the good parts and don't get into details much.

MC would slap the watermelon to understand if it would taste good.

MC would be overjoyed when Divus doesn't call them a useless tool for giving him the wrong tool while fixing his car.

They would secretly miss those "good morning" pictures with flowers or babies on the background sent by elderly people around MC.

If MC has to stay more than the academic term, their choice of residence would be Land of Pyroxene as it is likely to resemble Germany.

They would find it weird that countries getting along with their neighbours.

It is a weird feeling to live on their own as they expected to live with their parents until marriage or until they found a job outside the city.

MC would find it basic that people are driving automatic shifted gear.

MC would get weird looks when they tell that their mom also calls them "mom".

MC is used to greeting people by kissing each cheek so it is weird to not do that in Twisted Wonderland.

[random-twst-things]

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight moon.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu Goodnight tree.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

Ace: We can see the ghosts too ya know?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, turning around very slowly to face Ace:

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Let me feel fucking special for once okay? 🙂

Ace: ...okay, so-rry 🫤

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: As I was saying *Turning around towards the big window*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: and goodnight to the tall man with horns who watches me sleep every night

Ace, whipping his head around so fast he could break his neck: IM SORRY, THE WHAT?!

Malleus, outside the window: Goodnight my child of man ☺️ *waving*

Dividers from @/cafekitsune

[arklayraven]

Welcome to my chaotic little blog of wonders (and sometimes horrors).

(Making this post to be pinned, since I've been getting new followers more here lately. Expect this post to be edited often. No reblogs are necessary for this.)

Basic Blog Info

This is my personal blog for my impulsive/chaotic posting. Which includes often many reblogs of things that interest me or I like, writings from my side blog, artworks whenever I make any to share finally, or just personal posts of my random thoughts (or venting/ranting).

All likes and shares of my artworks/writings are greatly appreciated always btw! Thank you super much if you share them especially! 💜

Current Series Interests

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Thank you if you do understand this all and listen too.

That's pretty much it for now. Thank you for reading!

[halloweenismyfav]

【 𝐂𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐝 𝐒𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 】

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ “How lovely it is to meet you! I’m Cupid’s apprentice, Hallow Philautia.” The girl’s eyes brightened at the sight of a new face. “Cupid, Eros—whatever you wanna call him—has left me in charge of making people fall in love down here in the human realm! Something seems to have happened to his bow so now it’s up to me to make sure people are with the right person~” With a proud look, she then led you to a mystical spring. “Now, tell me, who is it that you love?”

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Masterlist (being updated) | Rules | BYF/DNI | Fluff Alphabet

About Me | Love as Stages of Life - Genshin

Requests: Open!

Number of Requests: 14

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I wanted to make sure this blog stayed more writing like it started off as, so I made side blogs to clean it up a bit!

-> The blog @webrinth-dorm is my TWST fandorm blog. (This blog is on hiatus but I wanna have it make a comeback cause I miss my Webrinth children)

-> The blog @polere-academy is my TWST fanschool blog. (This blog is currently on hiatus/innactive. It may be active in the future but idk)

-> The blog @incorrect-quotes-of-teyvat is my Genshin Impact incorrect quotes blog.

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I genuinely hope you all enjoy the content I make and if there's ever a problem for some reason, please message me and we'll sort it out! I hope you enjoy your time here <3 - 💘 Hallow 💘

[random-twst-things]

Part 2 of this!

*After the interview, it was cut short*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Mal?

Malleus: ...yes?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: HOW?! how is it that we're even married?

Malleus: Well-

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: We haven't even dated each other?!

Malleus: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Look, it's not that I mind, really but-

Malleus: Really? ☺️

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Not the point Mal! How did this even happen? And for an entire year?!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, turns to Mal: Mind explaining?

Malleus: Well, you were the one to court me

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...Me?

Malleus: Yes, do you remember around a year ago the time you gifted me a new tamagotchi, coupled with a pretty rock with a small card saying "love you"?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Yes? It was a while ago, but yea

Malleus: Well, I thought that was you courting me, dear

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Malleus: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: You thought that I was courting because I gave you a rock? A simple rock?

Malleus: Correction, a very pretty rock, but yes

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Please don't tell me this is the way faes court?

Malleus: Well, not exactly. Instead of the, VERY, pretty rock you gave me we usually find or buy an unpolished emerald rock and give it to the person we wish to court.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: AN EMERALD?! UNPOLISHED EMERALD?! I gave you nothing close to that!

Malleus: Well, I assumed that given your living situation and expenses you sadly had to use a pretty rock you found instead of the emerald

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Mal, you do know that our way of "courting" is very different, right?

Malleus: I am aware, but I assumed you knew

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, sighs: Okay, okay- wait- this was when?

Malleus: A month before we got married

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: A MONTH?!

Malleus: Yes, a month, I wished to do it sooner but thought I'd wait to respect your human traditions. Lilla also said patience is key ☺️

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: MAL A MONTH IS TOO SOON?

Malleus: It is? 😔

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: YES BUT-

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, sighing: WHEN?! HOW DID WE EVEN HAVE A WEDDING?

Malleus: Dear, the event I held a year ago in Diasomnia's courtyard was our wedding

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I thought that was some fae holiday or tradition you guys did?

Malleus: It was not, it was our wedding

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, pacing the room: wait- you need a marriage officiant for a wedding to happen though? What about the vows? The walking down the aisle?

Malleus: The vows we said we're done in private, remember? when I poured my heart out telling you how I could never imagine you not being in my life? The marriage officiant was Lillia and the walk down the aisle I chose not to do as I couldn't wait any longer.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Okay, so I remember the "vows" but when did I even sign the marriage license?

Malleus: As soon as you walked into the dorm doors

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I thought that was a paper to see who came?

Malleus, worried tone, happy face: My, dear, you really should read something before you sign it 😊

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: yea, I really should

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: what about the wedding attire? I didn't wear a wedding dress/suit? The ring?

Malleus: The outfit of garments I sent to you the day before our wedding and the ring I'm assuming you thought was a "simple" gift 😞

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: THAT WAS MY WEDDING DRESS/SUIT?! And wedding ring?!

Malleus: Yes, I must say you looked positively gorgeous/beautiful/handsome and I chose the ring very well, it suits you tremendously

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Thank you-

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: okay, okay- No big deal- I'm just married to the prince of Briar Valley, descendant of fae, the most powerful mages in the world.

Malleus: I prefer to be called "Mal", by you

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Oh by the Seven, I can't believe we got married all because I gave you a SIMPLE ROCK

Malleus: As I said before, a very pretty rock

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Mal, we don't even live together

The rock You/Mc/Y/N/Yuu gave to Malleus:

Authors note: (this turned out longer than I thought 😭)

(FINALLY! DONE! No next part... Unless a part 3 where they talk it out better? Nah.... Unless)

Dividers by/from @/cafekitsune

[random-twst-things]

*Talking about their relationship with Malleus (interview)*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Yea, I'd say me and Mal are pretty close

Interviewer: Oh? You have a nickname for him?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Well, yea, It used to be Horton but that was when we first met haha

Interviewer: Nickname on the first day of meeting, my, you two must get along swimmingly.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Yea, we do!

Interviewer: No, back to you Malleus

*Malleus, who was staring at Mc/Y/N/Yuu the entire time*

Malleus, turns towards the interviewer: Yes?

Interviewer: Hmhmhm How close would you say you and The Perfect are?

Malleus: Very close

Interviewer: If you had to put it into retrospect?

Malleus: The Perfect and I are so close we share a toothbrush

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...We what?

Interviewer: Oh?

Malleus: Yes, we are so close we both have matching wedding rings, as the humans call it

Mc/Y/N/Yu: HUH?

Interviewer: oh my! So you two are married? Engaged?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Neith-

Malleus: Married

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Interviewer: Oh! Congratulations! When did this happen?

Malleus: 1 year ago, our anniversary was a few weeks ago ☺️

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: WHAT? OUR WHAT?

Malleus, turning to Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Yes, remember the diamond necklace I gave you?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, pointing at their necklace: THIS IS DIAMOND?

Malleus: Yes?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I THOUGHT IT WAS FAKE?!

Malleus: Now why in the Seven would I ever give you something fake?

Interviewer, whisper: Oh my...

(TO BE CONTINUED...)

(Not actually to be continued, unless 👀...)

Divider from/by @/cafekitsune