#random-twst-things-incorrect-quotes

[random-twst-things]

*An Overblot happens (again)*

Sebek, jack, epel, Mc/Y/N/Yuu, grimm and ace in the cafeteria: ....

Sebek: GET THE SMALL HUMANS!! THEIR WEAK SMALL LEGS ARE ABSOLUTELY USELESS!!

*Sebek, picks up epel*

Epel: SMALL?! PUT ME DOWN!!

*Ace carrying grimm*

Grimm: YOU ARENT THAT TALL YOURSELF!! PUT THE GRAND GRIMM DOWN!

*Jack turning to Mc/Y/N/Yuu*

Jack:...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Don't. You. Dare

[underqualified-human]

Yuu: You're just saying that to make me feel better.

Vil: Aww, Yuu, when have I ever said anything just to make someone feel better?

[hanafubukki]

Glasses

~*Prefect looking for something*~

YN/MC/Yuu: Where are my glasses?

TWST Boy: Here you go, Prefect. 

YN/MC/Yuu: *Puts on glasses* Thank you, without them I’m blind as a ba-

Lilia Vanrouge: *Smirks*

YN/MC/Yuu: You heard nothing. 

[writingfool001]

I posted 548 times in 2022

That's 548 more posts than 2021!

354 posts created (65%)

194 posts reblogged (35%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@adrianasunderworld

@twistedoverbloat

@twisted-wonderland-but-gayer

@shankss-magnificent-ass

@willowwhispersspeakeasy

I tagged 440 of my posts in 2022

Only 20% of my posts had no tags

#twisted wonderland x reader - 328 posts

#twisted wonderland x mc - 277 posts

#twst x reader - 231 posts

#twisted wonderland - 212 posts

#newt!mc - 138 posts

#twst - 125 posts

#twst incorrect quotes - 109 posts

#leona kingscholar - 46 posts

#malleus draconia - 40 posts

#leona x reader - 37 posts

Longest Tag: 95 characters

#any time... art or fic inspired or set in the same universe or 'oh this song reminded me of it'

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Based off of true events that I have experienced

Azul: “MC, what are you doing?”

*MC proceeding to braid Idia’s hair while he was on his phone, watching something*

MC: “I learned how to braid hair and then cut off a majority of my hair, so I’m practicing.”

Azul: “On Idia, I thought he was against people touching his hair?”

Ortho: “Yes when it comes to most, but Oni-chan seems relaxed when MC braids his hair.”

Azul: “...simp.”

Idia: “You’re jealous your hair isn’t long enough.”

2,133 notes - Posted June 12, 2022

#4

In the future,

Random Student: "What made them so special?"

Sam: "There was never a monster that MC couldn't love."

2,325 notes - Posted May 5, 2022

#3

Sebek: "All humans are pathetic!"

MC/Yuu: "Aren't you literally half human and fae...? So, you're just half as pathetic."

Sebek: "....."

Later in time

Silver: "How did you get Sebek to stop calling you pathetic human?"

Yuu/MC: "I one uped him and made him realize his mistake."

2,588 notes - Posted April 26, 2022

#2

After the Ghost bride event and MC proposed/convinced Eliza to marry them.

The boys: "How did you do it?"

Mc: "I told her things I'd want to hear."

[Favorite boy(s) immediately start scribbling down what you said earlier.]

2,826 notes - Posted July 12, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Vil: "Did someone forget to tell Malleus about this week's meeting?"

Kalim: "Perhaps if we text him?"

Azul: "No, he doesn't really work well with technology."

Leona: "We'll be fine without him."

Riddle: "No, it is important that he should be be here."

*Newt!MC gets up and opens the window of Crowley's office during a dormleader meeting*

Newt!MC: "MAAAALLLLLEEEEEUUUUUSSSSS!"

Crowley: "Mr.Draconia could be anywhere on the island, it not like he'll just show up."

*Malleus appears*

Malleus: "MC, you called?"

Idia: "....you were saying, Crowley."

4,353 notes - Posted April 3, 2022

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[spiderling-space]

As I mentioned before, I'm doing a piece for Balkanoid MC. It's something I can %100 relate. This will be a mix of headcanon, scenario and incorrect quote. Also each different scenario/hc/quote is separated with ----

There are a lot of countries in the Balkans. This work will focus on things that everyone living in the Balkans can relate to. I'm avoiding certain stuff because it would be too heavy for [tumblr]

Setting: MC is from the Balkans

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MC is just thrown into a whole new world, no friends, no family, just all alone. There is nothing that resembles their home and it doesn't seem like Dire is going to do find a way for them to go back so they decide to make Ramshackle a homely place. It took them over 2 weeks to clean the entire Ramshackle with the help of Ace, Deuce, Jack, ghosts and Grim.

After the cleanup, MC wiped the floors clean one last time and then they were done. Now they were just chilling on the couch.

"Oi prefect!" Ace opens the main door and just walks in. "Let's go an-"

MC isn't listening to what he is saying. Their focus is on Ace who just walked into their house with shoes on.

"Take your goddamn shoes off and wipe the floor you stepped in."

"Don't be ridiculous, I-"

"So you've chosen death..."

Ace is confused why they are so insistent on not wearing shoes inside. "What are you talking about?"

The closest thing they have is their house slippers. They took it in their hand and hit it on their other hand, making a slapping sound. "I won't hesitate to go over there and teach you manners."

Ace gulps as he sees the look on MC's face. "I'LL DO IT!" He takes off his shoes and leaves them outside, then asks where the mop is.

After MC tells where the cleaning supplies are, there is only one thought in their head "Mama, I'm making you proud!"

———

Random TWST cast: 90s were the best years!

MC, remembers the 90s of Balkans: Lol what?

----

MC and the rest of the first years go on lunch in a restaurant. They eat it and it is time to pay

MC: Waiter, please give me the receipt, I'll pay for everyone

Ace: Niceeee

Sebek: HUMAN! DON'T INSULT ME! I HAVE MONEY TO PAY AS A KNIGHT!

Deuce: I cannot let you pay by yourself 

Jack: Thank you MC but it is not necessary

Epel: I can't either, I can pay for my food

MC: So none of you is going to fight for paying for all? 

Everyone gives them a strange look: What are you talking about?

MC, taking out their wallet: It is the Balkan way

----

Ramshackle dorm is perfectly clean and everything is well organized but there is something that's missing. MC couldn't point out what it was until they managed to get a second-hand TV in the lounge.

"My grandma's white knit thingy!" Oh boy, Mc is so happy to find the missing piece. For the record, they have never understood why their grandma would knit a square-shaped balloon net but now they just missed that homey feeling. "I'm going to knit myself as I cannot afford to buy."

After a few days and countless tries, MC manages to knit a few balloon nets and they put it everywhere in the living room such as on the coffee table, on top of the couch's backside, over the fireplace and on side tables. As the final touch, they put one on TV.

"Now it feels like grandma came over!"

-----

MC is arranging a bag that has basic needs; bottled waters, crackers, canned food, whistle, blanket, first aid kit, sleeping mat, flashlight with extra batteries, some cash, wet and dry napkins and the medicines they use

Deuce: Are you planning on going camping?

Ace: Deuce, go get us two tents, I'll be in the same one as MC and you can have a tent for yourself

MC: What? No! Where did you get that idea? Also, Ace ewww!

Ace: Hey wait a sec-

Deuce: It's because of your bag...

MC: Oh! This is my bag for an earthquake. Everything in this essential if I get stuck under the rumble

Deuce: Eh?!

Ace: Silly magicless MC, every building is protected with magic here, there has never been any damage on structures or people

MC, cries in Balkan

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MC, internally: Hmm, interesting, dorm members resemble their dorm's icons so much. Hmm, Ignihyde is based on Hades who is a Greek God. I heard their dorm leader is from Isle of Lamentation which is from Greek myths so he must be a Greek!

Later

MC: Idia!

Idia, silently: Oh shit

MC: My fellow Balkanoid! *tries to greet him by kissing his cheeks*

Idia, freaks out and retreats: I have no idea what they mean!

MC: Well, you are Greek

Idia: I have no idea what that means either. I'll pay you to stay away

MC: Wait, you have money?

Idia, nods

MC: You know what, I'll just leave... Clearly, you are westernized! Here I thought I met a chad Balkan fellow!

----

MC, learns that Malleus and Leona are royalty

MC: Wait, there are non-corrupted country leaders?!

Leona: Tch, there is absolutely no chance that Ferena is corrupted. You thought I was?

MC: No?

Leona: Tch herbivore...

Malleus, offended: Did you mean my grandmother?

MC: Nope! That’s why I said non corrupt

Malleus: I'm saddened by your statement. What made you think this, child of man?

MC, laughs: Bro, bro... I lived in Balkans

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One of the foods that MC would miss dearly is burek/börek.

They would pause and ask for a moment when someone asks about the relationship between MC's country and its neighbours and the history behind it. They only say the good parts and don't get into details much.

MC would slap the watermelon to understand if it would taste good.

MC would be overjoyed when Divus doesn't call them a useless tool for giving him the wrong tool while fixing his car.

They would secretly miss those "good morning" pictures with flowers or babies on the background sent by elderly people around MC.

If MC has to stay more than the academic term, their choice of residence would be Land of Pyroxene as it is likely to resemble Germany.

They would find it weird that countries getting along with their neighbours.

It is a weird feeling to live on their own as they expected to live with their parents until marriage or until they found a job outside the city.

MC would find it basic that people are driving automatic shifted gear.

MC would get weird looks when they tell that their mom also calls them "mom".

MC is used to greeting people by kissing each cheek so it is weird to not do that in Twisted Wonderland.

[rubystarraven]

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[random-content-anon]

I do art for fun and i cant draw men because im used to draw women—

BUTTT I’LL TRY MY BEST TO DRAW ALL TWISTED BOYS except those fucking details—

Send me any memes, drabbles, brainrot or anything really— especially character interaction, but keep it pg yall. I’ll try my best too to try not made the character ya want to interact ooc 💀

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killing/ dead character.

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[twistedikon]

Malleus: I've never had a best friend before.

Ikon(MC), smiling: I'll be your best friend!

Malleus,blushing: ...

Malleus: I've never had a partner before either.

[abluesalvia]

Aoi:Sex is like math.

Y/N:Explain.

Aoi: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don’t multiply.

[halloweenismyfav]

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[random-twst-things]

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Won't you come in, Malleus?

Malleus: you- you know who I am?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: But of course! You were the most handsome man in twisted wonderland! And I was very lonely...so I thought "Tonight I'll have an adventure, I'll make the acquaintance of of the distinguished Malleus"

Malleus: how do you know my name?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: it was not difficult to find out

Malleus: How did you know I wouldn't hurt you?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I took that chance *Chuckles*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu:...are you angry?

Malleus: ahahahahaha noo, no I am not angry *smiles*

Malleus: if some kind fate wishes to send a beautiful/handsome human to dine with me I can only be grateful *smiles*

Malleus: ....you will do me the honor, won't you child of man?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I would be delighted!!

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(YALL THIS MOVIE HAS A TIGHT GRIP ON ME THESE DAYS PLZZ)

[random-twst-things]

Mc/Y/N/Yuu meeting crewel in class for the first time:

Ace: WHY'D YOU RUN OUT OF CLASS LIKE THAT!?

Epel: YEAH, YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: *looking at ace and epel like they just grew 2 heads*

Ace, Epel:?????

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: you mean to tell me, you don't see a problem with the teacher!?

Ace: HUH?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: NAH, DON'T YOU ACT DUMB ON ME NOW LIKE ALWAYS

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: BC WHY IN THE WHATEVER WORLD THIS IS DOES HE HAS A F*CKING WHIP!?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: WHY!? TELL ME THAT ISNT WEIRD I DARE YOU!!

Ace: ....

Epel: ...ya know, now that I think about it-

[random-twst-things]

*When Mc/Y/N/Yuu finally connects the dots to their dreams*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ......

Deuce: Are they okay? They've been staring at nothing for 10 minutes

Jack: Actually it's been 16 minutes close to 17

Grim: idk, they've been like then ever since they looked up after taking a bite of their lunch food

Ace: Was lunch that bad?

Grim: HEHE no it was delicious, not as good as tuna of course

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: -ie

Deuce: they spoke!

Epel: Yeah but what did they even say?

Jack: Mc/Y/N/Yuu can you repeat that?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: We're all gonna die

Epel, Jack, Ace, Deuce, and Grim: .......

Ace: ...huh?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, slowly turning to face ace: We're. all. going. to. die.

Grim: looks like they finally lost it

[random-twst-things]

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: All right, it's best I go home now. It's getting pretty late

Lillia: Yes, time sure does fly when you're having a nice talk over tea

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: *Chuckles* Haha, sure does

Lillia: oh, before you go, take one of these, it's pretty dangerous put there these days~

Mc/Y/N/Yuu:.....

Lillia who was referring to Malleus as "one of these": :)

Malleus: Yes, It is very dangerous out there, My child of man 🙂

[random-twst-things]

Ace/deuce: I did a bad thing

Mc/Yuu/Y/N:.....

Mc/Yuu/Y/N: Does it affect me?

Ace/deuce:...No

Mc/Yuu/Y/N: Good, then suffer in silence and leave me out of it

[random-twst-things]

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, watching the news: Someone was stupid enough to try to fight a squid at the aquarium today

Floyd: *walks in covered with ink*

Floyd: Well, maybe if the squid wasn't being such a dick they wouldn't try to fight it