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eurydicees · 10 months
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oh my god ok not to be insane but based on that last ask i got, i now bring you:
haikyuu characters* rated on the likeliness that they watch the blue lock reality tv show (BLTV).
*there are so many characters in this story. i am including a random number of them.
KAGEYAMA. -5/10. definitely not going to watch. he does not care for reality tv and he does not care about soccer. a reporter once asks him for his thoughts on the blue lock project and he asks what soccer is.
ALL OF SEIJOH. 10/10. ranking them as one, i promise i'm going somewhere w this. iwaizumi doesn't really have an opinion on reality tv but he does like soccer, and oikawa has a guilty pleasure of reality tv but doesn't really have an opinion on soccer. they thus find common ground and watch blue lock together. oikawa gets into making the fantasy league. iwaizumi gets into tracking stats for each player. between the two of them, they win the fantasy blue lock league. they then also rope the rest of seijoh into BLTV and the team gets stupidly into it. they all have favorite players and make bets with each other on their favorite teams. kyoutani has a knack for guessing scorelines. watari loses nearly every bet. he owes hanamaki so much ramen.
SUNA. 15/10. yeah. he watches that shit. i just know this in my heart. that kid is terminally online and was convinced to watch it by a twitter mutual who knew he was into volleyball and "its basically the same thing right." it is not basically the same thing. it is not at all basically the same thing. he watches it anyways.
HINATA. 2/10. not going to watch, similar to kageyama. simply does not care about either reality tv or soccer. but unlike kageyama, he does know what other sports are. he just doesn't feel the need to watch random high schoolers play them while trapped in soccer prison.
ATSUMU. 9/10. he pretends he doesn't. but he thinks that it's an insane project and it's kinda funny. he watches highlights when they're on water breaks during practice. if asked, he is watching "real soccer" and "psschhtt ofc it's not that ridiculous tv show whaaat."
USHIJIMA. 4/10. goshiki is into it so he knows about it just based on goshiki talking about it in the shiratorizawa group chat. goshiki denies talking about it so much, but everyone in shiratorizawa is consistently kept updated when big things happen. so he watches by proxy.
KUROO. 11/10. he thinks this project is genius. he wonders if the JVA could set up something similar. he is insane.
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liyuee-qixing · 2 years
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“Noble Princess”
You're the tsaritsa daughter and the snezhnaya princess,after you finish your study on Sumeru academia she decided you're mature enough to be married with one of her Faithful Servant Harbinger.
Note:I thought the last one wouldn't blow up and I could just leave it be but hey, here's second part😟,I think I might as well up this on AO3 and WP and make it as series or a singular fanfic
Scaramouche is a little pathetic but that how I like my men
Character: Scaramouche,IL Dottore,Sandrone
PT.1 (la Signora, Tartaglia, Pantalone)
Pt 3:
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scaramouche
Look. He definitely,100% and absolutely not the type of person to have a crush on someone, especially you,yea you. But- BUT YOU MADE HIS STONE HARD HEART ACHES SO BAD
he tries to look calm and collected when you're around. He try to look like he didn't care about what are you talking about. (Keyword:try) but then failed miserably
The fatui agent and subordinates have been talking about him being so soft recently. THAT ALL BECAUSE OF YOU FAULT.
He know he's not on your rank. He won't try as much as raises his voice to you,he try to change his personality when you're around,the harbinger already notice about his personality change.
He only join the fatui so he can achieve the gnosis for himself,but now that you were introduced to him,he want you. More than how he want the gnosis
Jealousy issues lmaosudoshdi
HE'S VERY AND VERY VERY VEYR TOUCH STARVED. JUST GIVE HIM A HUG AND HE'LL BE BLUSHING AS SHKT
"you piece of shit,can't any of you do a simple work done for once-" the balladeer shout angrily at his subordinate who kneeling in front of him.
"my lord scaramouche,the princess has requested to meet you,do you-"say a fatui subordinate. Kneeling behind him.
"approved, dismissed! All of you" he shouted once again,the fatui subordinate was gone. He had a glimpse of happiness when he heard your step
"Your highness,what do I owe you the pleasure?"he offer you a small thin smile painted on his face,a genuine one.
"don't be so formal,balladeer. This is sort of random,but have you see the ninth?" His smile never faded away so fast,he frowned. What Business do you have with Pantalone? Do you like him?
"I'm sorry for my rudeness,but why do you need him?" He asked,it now obvious he's jealous. Because of what? Because of Pantalone being your favorite Harbinger? Because of someone he doesn't own hanging with other person?
"isn't he's free today,I thought strolling around the palace with someone is so much better than alone,ah. I must have disturb your work longer,I apologize. I'll leave now" you explained,you quickly picking you speed going away from the sixth
"wait no! I'm free,I can accompany you if you want,I can take you anywhere you want" out of the sudden he reached for your hand and linked his hand with yours
"out of the sudden? I don't see why not though"you smiled at him,it bought a glimpse of happiness to his face as well also maybe a LITTLE blush definitely didn't spread all over his face. Yes definitely not 😊
Il Dottore
He was never loved. All he get in life is discrimination and hate. But now he's craving for your attention. no,no,no he shouldn't fall in love with you.
He's probably too shy or hesitant to talk to you. You're not on his rank so he has to be careful with his word
He doesn't really have time to spend,so he only see you whenever you pass by. But it was enough to make his day
He got jealous whenever you spend more Time with his clone
He often caught you staring at him a little bit longer than you supposed to. He'd be panicked,is it a hint of something? Did he do something wrong? Is there something on his face? Is he too handsome? No that out of line,he just pretend it never happened and that he never saw you staring at him. Yeah definitely not..
He saw you multiple times braiding Signora and Pantalone hair. He always craved that,ugh. Even damslette and Childe get that treatment,how come he doesn't???!?!?!?!
It all until he saw one of his clone in you lap under a tree,you were braiding his hair slowly and carefully.. that when jealousy burst into him,the closest things happen to him was an eye contact,how come his clone get to take a nap on your lap
It's currently a good weather on snezhnaya,it not really snowy as it always do. You were currently sitting under a tree by your self alone. It until the fourth of the harbinger pass by. Your eyes was locked on his back, without of you realizing,he was aware you was staring at him "your highness, you've been staring at me way too long,is there something I could help you with?" He asked,his flat and cold tone was like the usual. The only difference is that his voice was lot softer
"ah. I'm sorry,I didn't realize I stared at you for way too long to the moment of your discomfort"you was startled at first,not expecting him to be aware of you staring at him
"I'm interested in your thoughts actually,So go ahead,tell me what you have in mind" he asked, walking closer to your sitting figure. Waiting for an answer
"I wonder if I could braid your hair,but if you don't want to, it's fine. I could move on,I mean I always do it to another harbinger and i-"you finally spit your thoughts out. Hearing the name of 'other harbinger' make Dottore ear burn. Do he own you? No. THEN WHY DOES HE FELT THIS WAY,WHY DOES HE FEEL SO JEALOUS
"so you're interested in them? Then go ahead if it what you desire" Dottore look a little hesitant at first,but he can't just let you slip out and ask other harbinger to braid their hair lovingly!
So you did, you lay his head on your lap as you braided his hair,at first he was hesitant and nervous as heck. But as the time passed he become more relaxed
You probably just made him fall for you even harder. Poor man just wanna be loved
Sandrone
When she first met you,she stares at you way and WAYY to long.
She'll write every single of your special interest,your preference, everything about you,she even draw you on her journal
She's a quiet and Mysterious lover. . She rather watch you from afar than to approach you.
Buttt... If a harbinger ever made her felt jealous,she should not lose you. Especially if it tartaglia,she couldn't lose you to him! Heck no!
When you requested for her assistance, she is more than happy to accept it. Through the whole assistance process she compliment you all the times,it make you felt very flustered. Your heart would aches when she say good things about you
That royal uniform you were today? Hey! That perfectly matches you! Your jewelry,your make up,your touch? Everything about you is perfect on her eyes.
"your document have something wrong with it"she said as she look through your documents,your eyebrow knitted together,what possibly goes wrong?
"What wrong?" You asked, looking a bit in panic as you looked at Sandrone frowning face.
"Your name doesn't have my last name in it,is it a technical issues?" She said along with a small giggle,you sigh,it just Sandrone being Sandrone.
"Don't be so panicked, darling,sooner or later, you'll have my last name on your name"she giggled once again,you also giggled at it,but deep inside you know she was being dead serious me when
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THIS IS SO BADLY MADE AND LIKE 20 MINUTES LATE TO BE UPLOADED,I HAD TO RUSH BEFORE THE CLOCK HIT 00:00 BUT IT WAS 00:20 AS I WRITE THIS SO IM SO SO SO SORRY.
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flippinfins · 7 months
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My Ranking Of All Mako Mermaids And H2o : Just Add Water Characters
Disclaimer(s) : these are all just my personal opinions! You won’t like some of the spots I’ve placed these characters. I’ve defended my decisions as best I can! I may have left a couple random people out. If I’ve left out anyone major please let me know! I’ve purposely left out any animals haha. The list is from favorite to least favorite! Enjoy (or don’t haha).
Cleo Sertori - you all probably saw this coming. I have always loved Cleo because I’ve always seen myself in her. Her sensitivity and insecurities in the beginning of the show are all things I’ve struggled with deeply. Even when she makes mistakes I want to defend her. I want to say well I might’ve done something if I was in her position even if it isn’t true. She’s so important to me because she’s one of the first characters I ever related to on a deeper level. I don’t think I can like any character more than I like her. Maybe it’s just pure nostalgia but I’m okay with that.
Rikki Chadwick - the most mentioned character whenever i see anything h2o related. She is everything to everyone. She IS h2o to some people. I love how the mermaid secret pushes her to be more vulnerable since she shares it with two other people she barely knows. I like that even though she has friends she still doesn’t take shit from anyone. I love how funny she is. I don’t have a lot to say I just think the level of iconic she is puts her near the top even though I don’t have good reasons for it. If I could meet any character from either show I’d want to meet her.
Emma Gilbert - I have a really long post about Emma that gets reblogged a lot. I don’t like that when people remember the show a lot of people just think she was bossy. She’s so much more than that. She’s really driven and she’s really really caring. She would do anything to protect the people she loves. Rikki once said Emma might seem tough but she’s easily hurt. I think that’s the best way to encapsulate her. I would’ve loved to see her in season 3 and I’m sad we didn’t get to.
Cam Mitchell - he could burn Mako Island to the ground and i’d still find a way to defend him lol. I’m kidding. I just think he’s a character that has made me realize how deeply I value loyalty in a person. Even when he’s fought with Zac and made mistakes, no matter what Zac needs he’s there for him. No matter what. I love how kind and gentle he is with people even though he seems like he wouldn’t be. I just think he’s one of the best characters either of the shows have and I would put him even higher if not for nostalgia.
Charlotte Watsford - all she wanted was to be loved. Having a crush on someone doesn’t make you a villain. Reacting poorly to being treated like shit doesn’t make you a villain. You would’ve done a lot of the same things she did if you were in her position. People try to act like she’s one of the worst characters in either series but she’s just a girl that liked a boy and thought he liked her back. It isn’t her fault that he didn’t have the guts to be honest with her. I love how curious, smart, and artsy she is. She could’ve been such a big part of the show in a positive way. I don’t know why they did what they did with her character.
Evie McLaren - I don’t love that the show starts off by acting like Evie is annoying for caring about her boyfriend. She had every right to be suspicious of nixie, lyla, and sirena. I would be too and I know you’d be as well. She is incredibly patient and loving with Zac but doesn’t allow him to treat her like shit. I love how intelligent and kind she is. I know I’ve said this for a lot of characters but it’s true. She’s one of the best parts of either show and she’s so memorable. I cried when she got her own moon ring! She deserved it! I’m so sad that she lost her tail. I really hoped the show would give it back to her.
Lewis McCartney - Lewis Lewis Lewis. He has made so many mistakes. I don’t like the way he has selective loyalty when it feels right or wrong to him. One day he’s loyal to Charlotte and then next he doesn’t care if she lives or dies. I don’t like the way he can’t just be honest with his feelings. Though on some level I’m sure the whole thing just made him feel really confused. Cleo breaking up with him seemed to kind of destroy him. It destroyed all of us because it seemed so out of the blue. The way she acted like she didn’t need him. He knew that she didn’t “need” him and that she’s strong on her own but he enjoyed helping her. He not only liked her but he cared for her because he’s known her for so long. He was the first person that knew their secret and he kept it at all costs. Anyone that figured it out was an accident. I love his role in h2o and I think he’s incredibly iconic but I also can’t excuse him being shitty for a lot of season 2.
Zane Bennett - sometimes I wonder if Burgess Abernethy truly understands the impact he made on h2o fans. Really the only time I’ve “bought” the bad boy turned “good” trope because he sold it so well. Hook, Line, and Sinker best episode of any show of all time. I like that the show doesn’t really seem to blame everything bad about him on his horrible father though that is a contributing factor. Nate is a shitty influence as well. I think Zane finding Rikki was one of the best things that ever happened to him whether they stayed together or not. She really made him see that he’s worth something. Not that you need someone else to tell you you’re worth but she’s the first person that ever gave him a shot. I like that he does stay loyal and doesn’t tell their secret even though he almost threatens to. I think even though the show tries to rip apart his character development he’s still the same changed person deep down.
Mimmi - one of the best mermaids in either show. She’s so intelligent and probably could’ve taught Lewis so much. I think it would’ve been such a fun dynamic to have her show him mermaid magic and potions when he almost always stuck by the scientific route. I love how kind and welcoming she is to everyone. I love her friendship with Ondina. I love how she immediately opens up her heart to Zac after only just finding out they’re siblings. She’s just such a good character and I can’t believe I had to watch the show myself to find that out lol. People need to talk about her more.
Carly Morgan - a literal angel. She’s reliable in her work life and her personal life. She’d do anything for Evie. She respects herself enough to not put up with Cam’s shit if she feels he doesn’t respect her. She’s resourceful. She’s not full of herself when she totally could be. I love her relationship with Cam. I think it’s so fun and sweet. I wish she’d known about the mermaids sooner. I wish she was in more of the show!
Bella Hartley - sweet baby girl that just wanted a fucking asshole to like her for who she is and was never given that. She’s incredible. She became a mermaid on her own when she was so young and got through it just fine. She’s stronger than she seems and the show doesn’t really seem to emphasize that. I wish her character got more development but I love her for who she is.
Byron - I can feel some of your anger through my screen right now and I just want to remind you that I said you’d be disappointed. I don’t have good reasons for liking him. I know some people don’t like how he treated Emma when she was just trying to help train him with swimming. I’ve seen other people say they don’t like that he calls her a quality surfboard stuck in a garage or something like that. I think he’s a little valid to feel that way because she was a champion swimmer. He admired her talent so much. I like him for the nostalgia and me making shit up about him in my brain. I love him in her moonstruck episode. I will say this until the day I die! I think he knew she was a mermaid and didn’t say anything about it. In my head that makes him a good person. I think he was just a chill guy that deserved to be in more of the show. He’s the character that I’ll defend for no reason at all and I think we’re all entitled to at least one of those!
Elliot Gilbert - I love his healthy relationship with his parents and with Emma. I love how he tries to treat Kim with as much respect as he can when he likes her. I just think he has such a good heart and I wish he had been in the third season.
Gracie - her story just feels so tragic to me and I think about her a lot. I don’t have good reasons for placing her so high but I wish I knew more about her.
Zac Blakely - he’s such an incredible character. He makes so many mistakes but he always makes it right. He’s a really strong main character (if you’d call him that). He’s kind and good and just tries to do the right thing. I wish he had told Evie his secret much sooner but I know he thinks he was protecting her. I feel like he’s gone through a lot of growth throughout the show. I love how strong his relationship with Evie is after season one! They’re so good together. I just think he’s one of the best Mako / h2o characters but somehow people don’t seem to talk about him as much as the mermaids.
Lyla - what a truly interesting character. She’s introduced as being really cold and distant but she’s really not. I love episodes where she seems really happy because I feel like she never felt quite that way living with the pod. Nixie made some comment that Lyla seemed to keep to herself and it seemed like Nixie and Sirena didn’t even know her that well. I feel like a big part of season one was showing Lyla simply opening herself up to friendship. We can look at her friendship with Zac at so many different angles but I do believe he was just the first person she ever really fully allowed herself to care about. Maybe she did like him, who knows? I don’t believe that was the driving force behind her kindness towards him though and I think it’s wrong to feel that way. She cared about him because she got to know him. She trusted him so deeply. I think that says a lot about her.
Weilan - she deserved to be in more than one season!! One of the best mermaids! I love how funny she is. I love how smart she is. She brought the show back to life a little bit in my opinion. I like her friendship with Zac. I like when she argues with Ondina. She’s a great addition to the show and we need to talk about her more. Love her to death.
Ondina - I like her partly because I see some of myself in her. I don’t want to go too far into it but I just really appreciate her as a character. She isn’t fully good all the time and makes so many mistakes. I enjoy her flaws. I enjoy how much she changes in little ways. I feel bad that she’s been so hurt by people she thought cared about her (mainly Erik).
Nixie - the episode of her distracting everyone with the story of the turtle and the crab will live in my brain forever. I love the humor she brings to the show but I also like that she isn’t just comic relief. She trusts Cam to help her because she’s desperate to get everything back to the way they were. She has NO reason to trust him. I think it says something about how she may have wanted it more than Sirena did despite it being painted like Sirena wanted it the most.
Sirena - I love her. I love how in the beginning it seems like she’s just like Cleo but she really isnt. She’s able to “stand on her own two feet” and say when she doesn’t want to do something. She doesn’t just let herself be manipulated all the time. Sometimes she does but I feel it’s only when she secretly wants to to the thing she’s being asked to do. I love how much she loves to sing! A mermaid named Sirena that loves to sing is just so CUTE. I love how she fell in love with David so much so that she didn’t go back to the pod even when she had technically had opportunity to after Nixie and Lyla left. I joked on here while watching it that I would’ve stayed on land with David instead of being with the mermaids my whole life. I just think it’s cool she found someone she cared about outside of the pod. Someone that treats her with 100% respect at all times. I love how kind and helpful she is to Evie in later seasons with the mermaid lessons. It’s just so nice to see 💞
Miriam Kent - she’s iconic and that’s the only reason I placed her where I did lol.
Rita Santos - doing more than anyone should ever have to haha. She takes in how many mermaids throughout the show?? She didn’t have to do that. She’s kind and understanding in ways Veridia could never be and that’s because she’s been cast out of her own pod. I don’t think you should have to have something bad happen to you to be a good person though.
David - the show underutilized him and it frustrates me. I think he’s so sweet and such a hard worker. I love how dedicated he is to running his cafe despite his brother being so shitty. I think he should’ve been one of the first people to find out about mermaids. I think he would’ve been a huge help to them.
Neil and Lisa Gilbert - the parents that have been praised so many times in the h2o fandom. The whole family just seems so functional and that must be due to good parenting at least a little bit.
Doug McLaren (Evie’s dad) - I like him because i love his relationship with Evie! I also like that he has my dad’s name haha. Something about him feels familiar idk why though.
Rob and Lauren Blakely - I loveeeee any time they’re in an episode! I love that they tell Zac the story of how they wished for him and that they found him. I know they love him so much and idk it’s just so nice.
Julia - I love her part of the story. I don’t fault her for falling in love or thinking she had. I feel
bad that it led to a huge falling out between them all but all she wanted was to trust her boyfriend.
Don and Bev Sertori - I added Cleo’s mom into this though I don’t have much to say about her. Don might not ever know what’s going on but he tries his best and I feel like that gets so overlooked by both of his kids. He just wants to do what’s right.
Tiffany - I just miss her that’s all.
Terry Chadwick - we don’t know much about him but he seems kind enough to Rikki. I think if he had been the only parent to know about the secret it could’ve been really interesting.
Amber (juicenet girl) - cutest sweetest girlie.
Max Hamilton - I like him because I love his episodes which seems like a dumb reason haha but I don’t have a deeper one.
Aquata (Sirena’s sister) - I’ve said this before but she really could’ve been in big trouble for giving away her moon ring. In fact, isn’t it mentioned at one point? It took her a while to be given a new one? I think that was amazing on her part to even think of doing that for Sirena. Maybe some people feel she should’ve tried to stay with Sirena but that could’ve been a dangerous choice. She did the best she could by giving her the ring in my opinion. And she stood up to the mermaid council and tried to get Sirena back. She’s an incredible sister.
Kim Sertori - I don’t like how disrespectful she is towards her father. I know she’s just a kid but I wish the show had given her the teensiest bit of growth in that respect. She just expects him to give her things he can’t afford and then treats him like he’s some useless bum. I don’t like it. She’s also annoying but I think younger siblings generally are. She’s not the worst character as much as people like to joke that she is. She’s iconic and I don’t think the show would quite but the same without her.
Miss Chatham (Louise) - unpopular opinion perhaps but I don’t love her that much. The way she stays so vague when warning the girls about stuff feels irresponsible to me. You know something horrible can happen so be direct about it. She could’ve done more. I don’t think she’s bad, it’s just that some things about her make me upset.
Sam Sertori (Don’s new wife) - I am appreciative that the show thought to give Don a new spouse that seemed to make an effort with Cleo and Kim. She could’ve just not given a fuck but she does seem to care.
Annette Watsford - she just seems like such a kind and caring mother to Charlotte. I love her conversations about Charlotte’s grandmother, Gracie. I love how honest she is with Charlotte.
Wilfred (Juicenet) - my juicenet bestieeeee. Thinking about him makes me sad lol. I love the place being the Juicenet cafe and once he’s gone.. it feels like the end of an era.
Chris (dolphin boy) - I like him but I just don’t think we had enough time to get to know him. He and Mimmi are very cute together.
Laurie (marine park worker) - he’s a vibe! I don’t have strong feelings on him because we don’t see him much but I’m always happy when he’s in an episode.
Nerissa - interesting story. Don’t know her that well and don’t really care lmao.
Veridia (head of mako council) - I’m kind of struggling with this placement. It isn’t that I dislike her but I don’t agree with a lot of the things she’s done in the show. You’re supposed to be head of the mermaid council sooo… fucking act like it. I didn’t like how she asked Ondina to do something for her behind Mimmi’s back. I don’t think that’s something that someone in a place of true leadership should feel comfortable doing. I don’t like that she banished three young mermaids from her pod because they made a mistake. I understand they needed to leave Mako but take them with you! Genuinely what were they supposed to do on their own? Without Aquata giving Sirena the moon ring they may not have fully survived. I don’t think Veridia even grasps that or gives a fuck. And she sends Aquata to give the message that they’ve been cast out instead of doing it herself?? Idk she just disgusts me.
Karl (Chris friend) - at first he was fine, then he irritated me, and then when the show tried to put him with Weilan I got mad lmao. It was only a couple episodes but eh I don’t really care for him. He’s just whatever.
Nate - we love to hate him but how bad of a person is he really? I believe if the show continued he could’ve changed. Now, that shouldn’t influence my opinion of him at all and I should just go off of who he is. I’ve just always felt that Zane continuing to be friends with Nate must say something about him that we just aren’t seeing. Anyway, I think he’s really pushy towards women. I didn’t like his attitude towards Elliot in that soccer episode. I just think his presence in the show is more annoying than it is memorable. There are much worse characters.
Joe (David’s brother) - he’s a piece of shit but there are worse characters.
Sophie Benjamin - I hate to say it but at the end of the day she’s just trying to make money so she can support her and her brother. She’s not a good person but I can see the reasons she does SOME of the things she does. I don’t like that she pushes Will to dive but she did think he enjoyed it. I think some people assume she’s just money hungry but how much money do you suppose they really even have? I’d try to make as much as I can in any way possible. I don’t like the way she treats Rikki and how she kisses Zane but that’s a given. I don’t hate her as much as I used to but she’ll never be someone I can 100% respect.
Angela (cousin) - I just don’t like her lmao. She’s a shit stirrer and I can’t stand her episode.
Ash - I think people that haven’t watched the show in a long time forget his faults but I’m here to remind you 💞 Imagine thinking someone is afraid of the ocean / water and then picking them up and standing in it. People are really insensitive when telling others to face their fears and to bring Emma into something he thought she was afraid of? That’s not a good person. I hate his superiority complex when he was manager of the cafe. I hate how sure he was that Emma liked him. He just rubs me the wrong way.
Erik - I’ve said this before on tumblr but I do see things from his perspective. Imagine being a solitary merman your whole life and then suddenly finding out there’s some history relating to mermen and being told you’re not allowed to have anything to do with it. I wouldn’t listen to anyone that told me no. But that being said, I don’t like the way he went about it. He could’ve just been pushier for information without getting into the merman chamber at all. Besides all of that, I don’t respect him. I can’t stand how he treats everyone but Ondina like they’re unimportant. He shows up late for work and he leaves work early like he’s volunteering and it’s not an actual job he gets paid for. And then he gets mad when Ondina is late! That sent me over the edge. That being said, I like him more than Will and I know that’s going to upset some people. I felt like Erik has more motivation for the shit that he pulls whereas Will is just an asshole. Erik bothered to treat Ondina with kindness a lot of the time and did seem to really like her whereas Will acted like Bella could be anyone and it didn’t fucking matter. Erik did betray Ondina in the end but I can see his motivations. I loved watching him swim with Zac and I loved that their friendship felt so authentic even though it was short lived.
Ryan (geologist) - I know some people are going to wonder why I bothered to place him so low but I’ll tell you why. I don’t like that he seems to be a college / university student but the show implies that he’s hitting on Cleo a little bit. They didn’t push it that hard but it’s implied and even Kim wonders why Cleo prefers Lewis. I think the whole thing is extremely inappropriate and I can’t respect him.
Will Benjamin - what can I say about Will that hasn’t already been said by literally everyone? He will back Sophie up no matter what shit she pulls because they’re related. I will defend him a little bit and say — she’s who he knows the most so of course he trusts her. But that being said, he was ignorant to the kind of person she can be. I don’t know where their parents are but I’m sure no one wants to be like, “Yeah the one person that makes sure I stay alive is a piece of shit! I agree!” That wouldn’t feel good to do. He doesn’t care about Bella and never ever does through the whole season. Any semi interest in her is him pretending. I don’t know the exact quote but when she wants them to get to know each other he says something like, “You’re a mermaid! That’s all I care to know!” or something like that. That’s disgusting. Throwing water on her to find out she’s a mermaid should have painted him as a villain but the show didn’t want to do that. I agree with the post on here that says the show made zane worse in season 3 to make will look better because that’s exactly what they did. There was no reason for Zane’s character to decline like that. And I know people are human and make mistakes but it’s just so drastic. I will also admit that part of my distaste for him is that I think the actor does a terrible job lol.
Dr. Denman - I hate to do this with every villain but I can see things from her point of view. She’s a SCIENTIST. Imagine thinking you made an incredible discovery! Wouldnt you stop at nothing until you figured it out? But I don’t support her methods and I think she’s a bad person. I often say she’s the worst h2o character and I do stand by that. I just want to say I understand her desperation.
Harrison Bennet - I cannot respect a man that treats his son like shit. I don’t know whether he really deserves to be at the bottom or not but thinking about him makes me sick. I know he kind of patched things up with Zane but I still hate him.
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Hey there, it’s me again! Now my questions are:
1. Aside from “The Crow”, which Brandon Lee movie is your favorite and which one is your least favorite?
2. How did you get into “The Crow”?
3. Favorite movie in general?
4. Favorite actors in general?
HIII!!!! I LOVE YOU AND YOUR QUESTIONS YOU’RE THE SWEETEST!!!!
YOO this is a good question im gonna rank and review all the brandon lee movies now just cause i can..
1: the crow.. for obvious reasons my whole blog is dedicated to it
2: rapid fire!!!! so this is my favorite brandon lee movie apart from the crow. brandon didn’t get the chance to do a whole lot of movies but this one was actually really good!!! the action was soooo amazing (he choreographed it of course it's amazing) and the story was compelling.. its just a great movie overall i feel like it’s one of those movies you’d watch with your dad randomly just a feel-good action movie thats nice to watch. brandon was sooo charismatic and my favorite fun fact about this movie is that in the love scene, the actress he was doing it with didn’t wanna show her butt cause she had only agreed to show her top half nude. so you know what brandon did? he suggested that they should just show his ass instead! so the ass that’s shown in that scene isn’t hers it’s actually his and i find that so silly and so nice of him to do… don’t ask me the amount of times i’ve replayed that scene.. then there’s also the fact that while filming the scene his toe was broken and he was in a lot of pain and she kept accidentally stepping on it LMAOO poor guy..
3: showdown in little tokyo, now this movie was certainly.. interesting!!!! the amount of naked women in the first half had me flabbergasted but it was a pretty entertaining movie.. brandons character was really silly but it was fun to see him fight and a lot of questionable things were going on in this movie but pretty good what can i say! brandon’s the comedic relief in this one and he plays this wasian guy that’s out of touch with his japanese side and he’s the police partner of this white guy thats SUPER in touch with japanese culture cause he grew up there and yea its a goofy comedy action movie
4: legacy of rage, this one was actually pretty good, i loved hearing and seeing brandon speak cantonese. the only version of the movie that was easy to find was the english dub but that sounded so goofy so i spent HOURS searching for one where it was only subtitled and not dubbed and by the time i finally found it i was so mad… then as i was watching it kept BUFFERING a million times and it took me i kid you not 3 hours to get to the 40 minute mark of the movie ohhhh my blood was boiling.. but then i found another wesbite and everything went smoothly from there on. anyways my review of the movie was that it was pretty good, but the action didn’t really start until the end, so it was kinda slow.. also there were so many funny scenes.. brandon (who’s character is also named brandon for… whatever reason??) ends up being framed for a murder cause his best friend wants to bang his gf… then while in prison all of a sudden a bunch of white guys (ONLY white guys even though they’re in hong kong) start attacking him verbally and a bald bulky one screams ‘’EITHER YOU KISS MY ASS OR CALL ME PAPA!!!!!!!!’’ HUH????? I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD WATCHING IT HELP then brandon flips him off with his middle finger and all of the white guys JUMP HIM and then he gets put in solitary confinement.. then the white guys attack him again and a bald guy with an oddly square shaped head attacks him but he does cool martial arts moves and wins the fight.. he attempts to escape prison but fails and lalalalala. meanwhile his best friend who wanted to bang his gf tries to attack his gf but shes like no and this random old man thats in love with her take her to brazil?? and shes pregnant with brandons child btw. and yea a lot of shit happens… the movie was certainly an experience!!!
5: laser mission, this movie……………….. i don’t have any words.. i have no idea what was going on in it like genuinely. i love brandon SO MUCH but i couldn’t sit through this movie without skipping every 5 seconds.. i think there’s a reason brandon never liked to talk about it and apparently even forgot he was in it at one point cause what even was that.. although brandon’s charisma shone through and was the movie’s only saving grace, the bad script really ruined everything. but of course i rated it 5 stars everywhere just for brandon!!!3<3<3<3<3<3<3
6: kung fu: the movie, i havent watched it cause im scared of bald brandon lee. maybe i will one day who knows!!!!
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2. i actually got into the crow not that long ago… i’d say a little less than a month ago??? even though i haven’t known this movie for a long time my love for it is immense and i’ve rewatched it more times than i can count. how i found out about it was that i was just scrolling on pinterest a long time ago… as one does… and i come across this photo
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and i’m like wwoooooaaaaaa… okay… wow… who’s this??? i do a little research and find out he’s from the crow, so i put that on my watchlist and the movie just sits there and rots along with a million other movies i’ve planned to watch but never gotten around to actually watching. then randomly one night i get this sudden urge to watch something and pick the crow out… and the rest is history!!!
3. this is a hard question… i have a ton of favorite movies from all different type of genres but one of them is.. despicable me. I KNOW IT’S SILLY but what can i say how can you NOT like minions? the storyline is also heartwarming and i love watching it with my little sister… another favorite is ‘’train to busan’’ it’s this korean zombie movie and it’s SO SCARY and SO GOOD and SO SAD it’s just amazing in every aspect… you really care for the characters and it makes me cry everytime i watch it.. another favorite of mine is ‘’grave of the fireflies’’. if you’re ever in a mood to cry your entire heart out and be depressed for at least a week this movie is for you. this is a studio ghibli film about japan in world war 2 and before i watched it i heard a ton about how sad it is but i never expected the SHEER AGONY i would be put through as i watched it. this movie is so so good but not for the faint of heart i assure you..
4. this is a hard one… SORRY I DON’T KNOWWW there’s so many i do love anya taylor joy she’s so uniquely beautiful… olivia cooke is amazing and yea there’s probably a million other actors i like but right now my brain is just: brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee brandon lee
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(i made this pic for the sole purpose of this post btw)
THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME THESE STUFFF!!! i kinda went overboard LMAOOO but i was boreddd..
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So, given you are interested in DC, or at least aspects of it and RWBY I am curious what your thoughts were on the recent crossover? I assume positive given the art, which s amazing by the by. Also low key curious if you have any "born in DC" headcanon for superhero RWBY. No pressure though.
THE MOVIE YOU MEAN??? well first off thank you hahahah
& for #2 i don't really have any headcanons like that ... somehow i struggle with conceptualizing rwby crossovers w my other interests in general. (maybe it's because rwby's language is so specific to me i struggle to translate in or out of it????)
i do think however we should rank dc characters on how competently they could solve the salem situation /j*
the movies... i watched them back to back in the same night of course, so it was very funny to like, go directly from v7 to post-v9. they were like Guys you will not believe the shit that happened to us since last time we spoke
of course it's crossover spinoff material and not that important to me in the grand scheme of things. so my mode of interaction with it is mostly Enjoying A Light Snack. i can't say i have many capital t Thoughts that are worth posting about individually bc of that. but i DID enjoy the post-v9 aspect of movie2 bc like--altho obviously they can't dig into this shit in a crossover spinoff film--it still gives somewhat of an inclination towards what the writing room is thinking about. ruby especially i had a great time with. how's figuring out the summer rose shit going for you girl (BADLY) (LOL)
oh and omg invoking raven's name ... RAVEN MENTIONED... (to yang no less. heh)
a lot of salem namedrops in movie2 as well which i did chuckle about every time. speaking of, salem not going to vacuo Bolstered... hee hee hoo hoo... pleaaase give me evil gang meetup at beacon pleaaase
movie1 was a special treat for me because i loved all the "this doesn't make any sense this doesnt add up" Memory/Continuity/Spatial fuckery. i could've genuinely watched two full movies about rwby characters going "wait, that doesn't make any sense" at each other. i REALLY enjoyed that. very good show. pyrrha moment very fun also
i think zatanna shouldve showed up in movie2. for me.
i thought i was gonna miss bat ears brucie baby from the RWBYxJL comic more than i did. i think of him so fondly. but wings were kinda fun .... 🦇
movie1 had a little too much diana characterization disease for me to enjoy her. but that's so common its barely worth leveraging as Specific To This Movie. and i feel like she barely talked in movie2 so jury's still out on that. but of course there's a fair bit of wriggle room for the dc characters (in movie1 especially) as well given the "its a random ass crossover so the meta stakes have never been lower + they all got Genuine Teenager Brain for the whole first movie anyway"
movie2 had some pretty cool animation moments that i really noticed. movie1 wasnt like Awful but movie2 was the one where i perked up like "oh, that animation looked cool", you know? also i really liked the models they made for team rwby. the stylization felt nicely balanced to me?...if that makes sense. i hope we can see more models like them in the future just for me. idc who uses them but its my christmas wish RT please
final evaluation: better than DC/RWBY the comic. here is my favorite screenshot
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so true girls<3
*wonder woman could fix everything i know this about her
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Random Ace Attorney thoughts, opinions, and ideas I have.
Ace Attorney Spoilers for the original trilogy
I swear to Jeez Maya is trying to kill Phoenix. I feel like at least once in every case she's in she's making an attempt on this mans life with it be mentally or physically
My favorite character changes all the time between Edgeworth, Phoenix, and Maya. At the moment Maya is my favorite.
Godot has the biggest fattest crush on Phoenix. Bro dropped a whole case because Phoenix wasn't on it and then when Phoenix is back on the case all of a sudden he's back. That's the gayest shit I've ever heard (Not really but still)
I heard someone say that Morgan Fey didn't *really* have a motive for the mess she did and that annoyed the crap out of me.
My favorite villains are Damon Gant, Dahlia Hawthorne, and Matt Engarde. In that order
If I had to marry one villain from the pure evil category, so no accidental or sympathetic villains, it would be Gant I just feel like I'd be fine if I don't say anything about the mess he be doing.
Gant had/has a romantic relationship with Manfred Von Karma. He also ships wrightworth. (As do I)
Lowkey, like lowkey Maya x Phoenix shippers weird me out. I'm all for people shipping whatever they want but...he met her when she 17 and he was 24. And they constantly refer to each other as family and give that vibe. But that's just me.
Lana Skye, Mia Fey, and Adrian Andrews give me very gay thoughts.
I think Turnabout Samurai is better than Turnabout Sisters. Whenever I watch case raking videos they always rank Sisters over Samurai which is fine. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion but I just wanted to say I disagree.
Whenever Maya is gone for a long period of time. I like to sing My Everything by Ariana Grande to show how much I miss her.
I lowkey hate Godot he just gets on my everlasting nerves. But I can appreciate him flirting with Ron and some of the things he says.
My top 5 favorite cases are- Bridge To The Turnabout, Farewell, My Turnabout, Turnabout Goodbyes, Rise From the Ashes, The Stolen Turnabout (I think not sure on number 5)
Max was going to be my favorite defendant but then he decided to be a pedo so no.
Farewell, My Turnabout suffers from lack of new character. I can go into more detail if you want
One of my favorite character themes is Dahlia's "A Distant Trance of Beauty.
I'll probably do another one of these. I really like Ace Attorney. I also appreciate any thoughts you may have
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Video Games I played in 2023 (and maybe even enjoyed)
A completely unorganized list of games I played this year that I wanted to talk about because they were great.
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1. Ultrakill - My biggest time sink of the year. Found out about this game about a year ago due to FUNKe talking about it a lot. Was hooked from the first level, and after beating it I replayed several levels until I mastered the mechanics, then looked for all the secret levels, then P-ranked all of Act 1 and then the P-1 boss fight several times over (Act 2 is hard to P-rank). However enjoyment did kinda dry up for a bit after I actually got good at the game but then Hakita dropped the first part of act 3 a while ago and it started all over again. Here's hoping the last 2 chapters stick the landing and keep scratching that itch (which they probably will let's be honest)
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2. Metal Gear Solid series - Played all of the games aside from 4 which couldn't run on my PC (had to watch a long play for it) and Peace Walker just cause I got distracted by other stuff. The first game didn't really resonate with me on a deeper level but its storytelling, gameplay mechanics, and 4th wall breaks are amazing, especially for the time. 2 and 3 hit far harder and are some of the best games I've ever played. I could talk for hours about every facet of 2's creativity with its meta narrative and constant questioning of reality but then I wouldn't have time to talk about other games here. Just know that it is now my favorite game ever made. 3, while not quite as crazy and predictive with its plot, is just a really good story about a small group of characters that is incredibly written and told. I also really enjoyed 5's gameplay and a lot of the more subtle storytelling, and while 4 has an utterly incomprehensible plot with tons of holes, the character writing, voice acting, and graphics are phenomenal. I want whatever Kojima smokes when he comes up with these.
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3. Red Dead Online - I played this with my brother and encountered a modder on my first day. Think that really informed my take on this game because he gave me a shit ton of money and I was able to use it to get a bounty license which took up most of my time in that game. We'd just queue up a bounty mission and play some Oingo Boingo and Talking Heads while we ride, do the bounty, then watch random videos while we waited till the last minute to drop off the bounty bc of how Rockstar decided to set up the system. We also met a couple people online and overall just had a great experience bein a rootin tootin shootin cowboy. Also my guy looks doofy as fuck.
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4. The Artful Escape - Impulse bought this game after I watched a vid by Jexonite where he played every game published by Annapurna because the premise seemed fun and I thought it looked cool. Turns out the game does look cool, incredible even. But the art style is kind of all this game has going for it, aside from some solid voice actors (Jason Schwartzman and Lena Headey were cool and Mark Strong was completely unrecognizable). Gameplay is basically just a walking sim that occasionally tells you to press buttons to play notes on your guitar and the story took a pretty generic turn. Has absolutely zero replay value but I did enjoy playing it.
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5. BPM - The first roguelike I've ever gotten into, probably because it has a guns in it. I got all the way up to the last level then died to a low level enemy and have not gotten that far in the game since. The OST goes insanely hard though and is part of the reason why I keep coming back to it. It's also insanely addicting so be warned.
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6. Hotline Miami - Probably holds the record for the game that pissed me off the most this year. An insanely fun and fast paced shooter game where your reaction timing is everything and that every nerd with a YouTube channel has already picked apart. Even though some of the AI is complete jank it is so satisfying clearing rooms in this game. The art style is also quite good and the soundtrack introduced me to a ton of new artists. Also is a strong case for environmental storytelling needing to be more prevalent in games. I can figure out what's going on I'm a smart guy.
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7. Katana Zero - A very Hotline Miami inspired game aka a game with a pixelated art style and a synthwave soundtrack where the goal is to clear rooms and you die in one hit. I feel a bit more mixed about this game compared to Hotline honestly. I really liked the time slowing mechanic, the mobility, and the way you can reflect bullets with your sword. I also like how the enemy AI actually stays consistent through each run of the level, whereas with Hotline there were some enemies who could move erratically and fuck everything up even if you plan a solid route. However, I think because of how the story was told I don't think it had as much of an impact on me. I can't really remember a lot of the important details but I can remember that a lot of plot threads were left unresolved. Also, while I do like the combat a lot, I feel like it's missing the sandbox approach that Hotline had. Honestly not a game I would necessarily come back to, but if the dev made a sequel I would buy it (especially if we get to play as Dragon more he was cool as fuck). I'll also give the game props for actually having an OST unlike Hotline.
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8. Undertale - What could I say about this game that hasn't already been said by the entire population of South Dakota? It is very fun and I am glad I finally took the plunge and played it. Now I just have to finish the other routes at some point lol
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9. Lethal Company - I played this game with multiple friend groups and it was incredibly fun but also terrifying. If you haven't played yet, the best advice I can give is to just go in completely blind and figure shit out on your own. Also, try to actually go into the buildings instead of staying in the ship like a goo goo ga ga dingus.
Other stuff I played worth mentioning (Smaller stuff or games I revisited/haven't finished a full playthrough of):
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1. A Hat in Time DLC - Played the original game late last year and loved it, but didn't get the DLC so I didn't play it for some time. Played it this year and had a blast. The Nyakuza Metro level is so detailed, you can really tell the devs poured their heart and soul into making this game look as great as it does. Made me rediscover my love for the base game.
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2. Titanfall 2 - Not my first time playing it but replayed the single player on PC for the first time (played on Xbox before) and realized the characters and level design were way better than I remembered. I then started pestering everyone I knew to play it and the ones who did seem to like it too. I also popped off multiple times in the multiplayer so it was nice to have a multiplayer game that I'm good at.
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3. The Magic Circle - Played for a few hours and then stopped, but the premise is quite fun and I am eager to revisit at some point in the future.
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4. The Looker - This one was just funny idrk what else to say. (I have not played The Witness)
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Round 1 - Resurrect Bracket (Losers Bracket) Side A
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ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in sure and certain hope of the Resurrection to [make it to the finals]
Propaganda below ⬇️
Temenos
so his whole thing is he's an inquisitor who is just fundamentally bad at being a priest on account of he does things like forgetting scripture and not being able to help but doubt the institution which gets everyone hes ever cared about killed. he's gay. he says shit like "careful, i bite". he's in yuri with a holy knight. he's one of my favorite characters and i want to beat him over the head with a cast iron skillet
fucked up gay little cleric who was supposed to grapple with the fact that the institution he serves is corrupt except he has been in doubt from the very beginning and very clearly doesnt put much stock in the scripture hes made it his lifes work to preach. hes kinda a freak with it. every line he speaks is said with the cadence of a gay guy checking under his nails while ignoring you as he talks. i have to hit him with mallets and shatter him into pieces.
This man is the world's worst clergyman. He's a high ranking member of the holy inquisition, but nobody respects him and he mostly just uses his position to investigate random murders for fun. He regularly forgets how the bible goes and little kids have to correct him on how the plot goes of the jrpg equivalent of jesus's resurrection. He has a holy knight for a boyfriend. He tortures people for information any other character can just ask for. His best friend out of the rest of the main 8 is an assassin and gang member. He tries to get people to commit crimes with him. His story is about uprooting the corruption in his church and killing high ranking church members and also Literal Fucking Jrpg satan. He regularly blasphemes and everyone around him looks in horror as he shouts at god and encourages people to become atheists. His catchphrase is "doubt is what I do." He is still somehow the most devout character in the entire game despite being a total fuck up of a cleric who does not deserve to be here whatsoever. Pls let him win it'd be SO FUNNY
Hes genuinely just the funniest guy. Very little about his story has to do with the faith but like. He routinely roasts the entire pantheon of in-universe gods. He beats people up (metaphorically of course) as one of his main game mechanics. He got stamped as the resident gayboy SO fast. His starliner definitely has higher intelligence than wisdom even though clerics use wisdom. Every chapter he appears in he solves a mystery by zoning out so hard his god blesses him with extremely vivid hallucinations. He's so deeply fucking traumatized. One of his battle skills is fully just beating his enemies up with his staff. He ends up defunding the police. He can very casually become a thermonuclear bomb but in a very holy way. His best friend is a 23-year-old assassin that exclusively calls him "Detective". Is he Catholic (ish)? Yeah, but he certainly doesn't always act like it.
He constantly commits heresy and doubts the gods but is still the not-Pope's right hand man
Listen, imagine you'd go to church and your priest gets roasted by kids for forgetting how the bible goes. That's him, canonically even. He's like if a redditor who wants to be a detective was cosplaying as a holy man. He's someone whose whole thing is doubting the gods and the church, to the point where he makes another person question his faith too, even though he is technically The holy man. He's absolutely unhinged and gay. He's 30 years old and absolutely does not look like it. He's traumatized, and cannot be sincere and honest about his feelings even once. He should go to therapy actually. Like desperately. For his sake and everyone around him.
he is from the faith but he doubts everything around him to find the truth through it........ also i'd like to see him torment the crotchety priest i had to do a face-to-face confession with in high school. it'd be funny.
FATHER BROWN BUT MAKE HIM GAY AND PLAGUED BY TRUST ISSUES. This man will forget his own sermons, beat people up for infos and, at the same time, gets to be the fantasy equivalent of a youth pastor. He somehow manages to be the most unhinged person in a party that includes a vengeful math professor who can and WILL mug people. He might not be the most devout Catholic of them all, but he is definitely the *funniest* one. Give it up for the world's shittiest priest!
i’m gonna be honest temenos is a TERRIBLE catholic but he’s funny and i love him. he also has a weird gay thing going on with a paladin it’s great.
Link
Well, maybe not specifically catholic. But behold, OFFICIAL ART: https://cdn.wikimg.net/en/zeldawiki/images/a/ab/LinkPraying.png
in the original legend of zelda game there’s a bible (localized to the book of magic due to nintendo of america’s guidelines), a cross in the adventure of link, and in a link to the past, there’s art of him kneeling in front of a crucifix. hyrule has its own religions but there are undeniable christian roots.
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For this ask -
HOPE ANDREA MIKAELSON AND ELIZABETH JENNA SALTZMAN!!! The only characters to have ever character’d EVER
already did lizzie so hope <3
favorite thing about them: how much of a deeply pathetic loser she actually is like its literally so funny when people write her as someone whos like badass or like doesnt go to therapy because like that is literally not her she goes in canon to therapy every week or so or well she did in s01 but anyways lets not get into THAT lmfaooo but umm yeah so she goes to therapy weekly and she has like plants that she tries really hard to take care of and she bakes like every other day and she like watches.. wait ill conitnue this in the headcanon part so sorry
least favorite thing about them: literally nothing shes the most perfect girl thats ever existed:)
favorite line: when she said Who cares what lizzie saltzman thinks :( because like shes who :(
brOTP: hope and kaleb forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and everrrrrr :) also her and jed :) she would never fvuckinv talk to penelope park STOP trying it. and handon when not romantically. omg also halyssa altho i also ship them romantically :)
OTP: hizzie :) and handon because hope has two hands like landon said :)
nOTP: hosie literally the most disgusting fucking rotted bitch ive ever laid my eyes upon. stupid ship stupid fandom terrible fuckin vibes just rotted disgusted and gutted. i wisgh hope mikaelson had killed that girl so bad my god... hope literally gave josie the only thing that could kill her bc her ass KNOWS she not gonna see that bitch again so shes fine PLUS if she does see her she dies immediately after:)
random headcanon: ok so back to what i was saying before!!! hope like watches the randomest fucking cooking shows there are like she knows all of them and she can rank them by season and she knows so much fucking random shit and random information about the most random things and she like goes to the gym everyday and she like lowkey uses Pinterest and pins a bunch of random workout routines and art tutorials and shit like that like god shes so annoying i love her so much :)oh and shes so autistic actually
unpopular opinion: um i have so many :) i think she actually is a bottom sorry :) i dont think she can flirt either she just says things wholeheartedly because she is an autistic individual and people think shes flirting but shes just like that. she thinks shes really cool doing those one liners and stuff shes like im a hero and so i have to do my one liners :) and thats why landon and lizzie are obsessed w her because shes just like that.
song i associate with them: do you realize?? by the flaming lips
favorite picture of them: this one that she drew:)
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send me a character and i'll tell you....
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mermaidsirennikita · 1 year
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I saw your ranking of Kresley Cole's IAD women. Do you have a favorite male character?
Yeah, I have a few. I mean, it's cliche to say this because he's like... an obvious fan favorite... But if I was really being honest, Lothaire is likely my favorite. I mean, I think he's the most developed character in the series (and once Nix gets her book, God willing, maybe she'll junior or exceed him). But he's also just so funny, and so insane, and unfortunately, very hot. How can I not love a dude who, when his pseudo-girlfriend (at the time) gets mad at him for mercilessly beheading a bunch of shifters, says it's "not like I'm going around cockslapping gnomes"? How can you expect me to not love someone who describes skull-fucking randoms as his "mischievous youth"???
And while I do think his romance is INCREDIBLE and part of why I love Lothaire is that he loves Ellie so much and I also love Ellie so much... I mean. He's one of the best parts of Dreams of a Dark Warrior, an UNDERRATED CLASSIC. He gets tortured by Declan Chase and talks about how long it took someone to cut his dick off with whip lashes once, because it's sooooo big (and since regenerated). He kicks Thad off a cliff and then Thad becomes HIS ONLY FRIEND LMAO. He wears a Panama hat??? Like Stede in that episode of Our Flag Means Death??? He blackmails Declan Chase, a man who hates all monsters, into letting him tap his blood on demand and GETS A BONER WHILE DOING IT (bi Lothaire confirmed). Regin screams to Declan about how Lothaire drinking Declan's blood means he now has Declan's memories of Declan and Regin fucking, and he walks up like "Oh nO WORRIES, I have already WATCHED YOU TWO FUCK A MILLION TIMES IN REAL LIFE LIKE A CREEP". The entire WEIRD boy's club scene where Lothaire gives Declan advice about negging Regin into forgiving him and everyone goes "Oh shit, that's great advice actually" and iT WORKS.
(And then later he gives Trehan advice about Bettina... and it works. And he gives Munro advice about Kereny... and it works. The point is that Lothaire can not do his own relationship to save his life which is why he literally lets his lungs explode in order to win Ellie's favor back, he doesn't even know how to get Ellie to forgive him without near-death.)
But I mean. There are so many heroes I love in that series, just like I love so many heroines. Like I said, I haven't given an IAD book less than 4 stars. They really work for me.
Other standout heroes for me would be like... Garreth MacRieve who I think is probably one of the best boyfriends? Of the series? Like, does he hunt Lucia across the world for a year while she's desperately trying to evade him? Sure. Does he sorta try to seduce her into breaking her supernatural vow of chastity? Yes, he does. Does e not care about her god-given mission at all because women shouldn't have to have jobs? Yeah, and maybe HE WAS RIGHT. But he's also soooo sexy, and sooooo wolfy and sooooo loyal and sooooo romantic. The butterfly he named after her! Garreth SMELLING Lucia masturbating and having a freakout because he's in a cage and she's upstairs and SHE SHOULD NOT HAVE TO GET HERSELF OFF NO SHE IS PRINCESS! Him holding his werewolfitude back as long as possible until he's like "fuck it I can't deal" and runs howling through the jungle for her??? The ENTIRE VALKYRIE PLOT OF "OH WE'LL JUST HAVE LUCIA FEEL PAIN ON PURPOSE SO THE WOLF GUY COMES TO SAVE HER"??? "She was born to be found by me"??? "Werewolves are natural investigators" lOL I CAN'T. Child-free by choice, but would have Garreth MacRieve's 7 werewolf children.
Conrad Wroth, who I think is just like.... a ragged open wound of insanity and romantic longing and pent up sexual energy... Like, Conrad has one of theeee hottest biting scenes in the series, imo. And also, just the sad hilarity of him swearing his chastity to a cult of vampire hunters, then getting forcibly turned into a vampire by his brothers and doomed to centuries of virginity??? And then he does meet his Bride and she's a GHOST??? *Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays*
Rydstrom Woede is.... really hot... I love a morally upright man driven to horrible crimes. The minute Rydstrom THE GOOD BROTHER showed up in Cade's book, shirtless, tired, scratches all over his chest, with a woman screaming in the background like "HELP!!!" while he goes "don't. ask." I was gone. Then he turned out to be a legit DADDY who's into spanking and punishing Sabine and he feels gross and weird about it? Please. Theeeeen his first real smile in his own book is when she flips him off? PLEEEEEEEASE.
And of course, Uilleam "Will" MacRieve, "MacRieve", The MacRieve, of the novel titled MacRieve. I mean, listen, he's hot. He has such rough animalistic sex CONSISTENTLY that they call him Bucket List. But he's soooo sad. And don't get me wrong, he does some fucked up shit and I won't deny it. But his backstory. Made me cry lol. His entire journey. Made me cry. Him on his knees crying into Chloe's stomach because he wants to be better and heal for her but he can't??? Made me cry. His journey isn't for everyone, but I found it gorgeous. And also, did I laugh so much when they were like "well MacRieve, your woman needs sex healing, and we can't trust you to do it, so I don't know man maybe she needs to be double-teamed by some incubi" and he literally flinched because his inner werewolf instinct went SCREAMING at him??? Yes I did. He had no thoughts for like a solid five minutes. Just static.
... so those are my top 5... I also very much love all the other Wroth brothers (my 1D), Lachlain MacRieve (crazy werewolf king turned "Mature Dad Friend"), Bowen MacRieve (the original fuckboy/BEAST FAMILIAR), Trehan Daciano ("babe look I got you this bag of... severed heads... oh.... that wasn't...... the request..."), Rune Darklight (cue the TWO STANDING OVATIONS HE GOT FROM BITCHES HE'D FUCKED LMAO), and uh......... Declan Chase (..... I won't be defending this choice). And THAD, even though Thad isn't a hero. YET!
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I hear fans saying that ladrien sucks because canon doesn’t give us any crumbs but ummm hello? How is marichat the most popular ship then because marichat is also not very much prevalent in the show. Ladynoir and adrinette have always been the primary focus. And ladrien and marichat have been equally shown. Like in s1 we had evillustrator and Simon says and volpina, in s2 glaciator and befana and style queen and gorizilla, in s3 weredad and desperada, in s4 glaciator 2 and ephemeral and strike back. I think the only time ladrien got less than marichat was in s5 but even then there was deflagration. So I definitely don’t understand the narrative that ladrien is given less attention than marichat. It’s just that mc stans dgaf about canon and make outlandish claims.
(I think I submitted this ask before but I’m not sure it reached. So I’m sorry for ranting in your inbox twice.)
It did not reach me the first time (yay tumblr!) So good call. I was actually thinking after I responded to a previous ask recently about how people want Adrien and Marinette to breakup to restore balance, and my thought was: what balance? Because you're right the love square has never been "balanced" between the sides. LN and Adrinette always had the most screentime and development, and up until s4 MC actually had the least. Yet, it was the most popular ever since Evillustrator aired. It's only been in the last couple seasons that Ladrien has had less screentime than they had been getting (s4 and 5 didn't have a designated "ladrien" episode like prior seasons, I mean), but we still had some pretty big moments with them.
It's just always some people's excuse to shit on Ladrien because they see it as a threat to their favorite side because instead of recognizing that the love square is the same two people, they view each side as its own ship that's competing with the other 3. That's why the Ladrien tag gets filled with bullshit rankings and favorite ship polls because people don't understand what the love square is or how it operates. The sides aren't working against each other. They're all working in tandem toward one goal: an eventual post reveal relationship between the two where all sides converge and form a singular dynamic. But peoples response to Adrinette being canon just proves that people don't understand that. I think that's the most annoying part of it to me is that it so clearly demonstrates that people don't understand the show/this ship. Like it's one thing to be a bit bummed your favorite side wasn't the one that got to be canon official (and stick for longer than an episode) but it's another thing to claim the show is ruined, it's bad writing, bad for the characters, toxic, unfair, unhealthy, boring, etc.
Honestly, it's so wild to me how this fandom treats the requited sides of the square. Up until s5, people didn't like Ladrien because it was requited and "boring" and "they don't even have to try" and "all they do is blush and stammer" (which isn't even the Ladrien dynamic at all, but I digress) and now that Adrinette is canon I see those exact same arguments being flung. Interestingly, I saw posts after Elation aired from MC stans whining that MC is boring and "like Ladrien" now, and it honestly melted my brain a little. Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the point of ships that they get together? Is that not what we want? I'd get it if it were some random background ship with no hope of ever coming to fruition but this is the flagship of the whole show. We are supposed to want them to like each other back and get together...
This fandom is a cesspool honestly. I see people hurt themselves in confusion every day about this ship. Ladrien has always gotten the short end of the stick in this fandom, for no real reason other than people are weird and lack the ability to comprehend the media they consume. It's annoying, but that's what the block button is for. 🤷‍♀️
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My top 10 Voltage Guys. Ordered as favorites and as most likely to get along with in real life (2023 Version)
Now that so many stories I have been waiting for are out, I can continue my tradition with this top. I can't believe it took me so long to do it. Yet, I had a hunch Togo Daimon would be a bias wrecker. So, yes. Here we are again.
P.S. In the “Most likely to get along with me in real life”, the first brackets are the comparison with the results from the last year. The second bracket shows how the characters changed places compared to their rank in my favorites.
P.S.S. You can request fics with all characters on this list. 
2021 Version; 2022 Version
My Favorite Voltage Inc Guys
Dropped out from the last year: Taro Akuchi, Takaomi Tsugaru, Toshiki Kasumi
10. Mikoto Amamitsu (New Entry)
9. Jun Araki (-6)
8. Sui Claude Saigu (New Entry)
7. Suzumu Mado (-1)
6. Kuranosuke Kiba (+2)
5. Hyogo Kaga (+5)
4. Hideki Ishigami (-2)
3. Munechika Takado (+4)
2. Toshiaki Kijima (-1)
Togo Daimon (New Entry)
My favorite Voltage Inc. guys ordered as I’m most likely to date/get along in real life:
10. Hyogo Kaga (=)(-5)
Don't get me wrong, I do love him a lot, especially in his newest seasons. I think he has the biggest character development out of all the characters I have read their stories for. However, he is working well with MC. He would work awful with me. I'm stubborn, independent, and bratty to rely on someone else as he wants his love to do. 
9. Sui Claude Saigu (New Entry)(-1)
This one is strange. If you ask me about his main story, I will struggle to answer. All I know is that I loved him the most out of all PLUST members, which was unexpected because I didn't even want to read his story. But from what I remember, he is empathetic and hard-working, with a secret soft side. However, we both are too stubborn to work well together. 
8. Jun Araki (-4)(+1)
Wanna laugh? When I started doing these tops in 2021, he was in this place. I won't change my words from last year about us two having a similar approach to work. Yet, the others are too good for this alone to make him higher. Plus, his sex-centered characteristics scare the shit out of me, considering that I don't like touches from men. 
7. Toshiaki Kijima (+2)(-5)
Toshiaki is the love of my life, and I adore him to death. Recently, I don't even remember in which story, he said something along the lines that he can also be naughty and full of surprises. And this is what made me put him higher this year. I am the biggest homebody in all my groups of friends. However, I'm that crazy friend who is up for nearly everything. So, discovering his naughty side made me want to "corrupt" him a little. 
6. Mikoto Amamitsu (New Entry)(+4)
He is one of the characters I have the most in common. I'll say something strange, but after reading the first three MSs for PLUST (I haven't read Wataru's yet), I headcanon that all PLUST members are introverts. And here is Mikoto, the center, the flirt, the favorite. Damn, this man reminds me of myself due to how many random skills and knowledge he has. Also, his love for literature is gold. Plus, he's super empathetic, smart, ambitious, and ready to help everyone. Can I marry him? He is one of the characters I want to be most like. 
5. Suzumu Mado (-2)(+2)
I will never stop yelling from every hill that this man has one of the healthiest ideas about love and relationships I have seen. Okay, maybe only in my opinion. If I were his girlfriend, we would be a couple of lazy cats, randomly helping our friends while pretending we don't care. Can you see the pattern? If not, wait for Kuranosuke where I explain it. 
4. Kuranosuke Kiba (+2)(+2)
It's pretty strange how Kuranosuke with his dominant nature is higher than Suzumu & Mikoto, who are more carefree than him. At least they don't show everyone how much they worry. And taking into consideration my personality that dislikes to listen to others' rules, it doesn't make sense, does it? Yes, because we have the same family dynamic, and both are family-orientated (in a way). That's the thing that overturned Suzumu & Mikoto. Also, the reason why these three are so high is that they are a lot like me. I can understand how they are working, their ideas, and their plans. But this also means that we have similar cons and even traumas. We would work well together, but not the best. 
3. Hideki Ishigami (-1)(+1)
Is someone surprised? Not me! During every top, he was pretty high on this list. As always, his only problem is he has a dangerous job while I'm a worrywart. But his humor, hidden kindness, and attitude towards MC = gold. Love him till death.
2. Munechika Takado (-1)(+1)
This is where you have to be surprised because for two years he was the first. He is everything I want in a man: kind, smart, funny, stoic but soft with you, serious about his relationship, supportive, and caring. Plus, Takado is taller than me and a doctor! If I met a doctor like him, I would fall for him more than definitely. Poor thing he is fictional. But you know what thing makes him fall from his 1st spot? The fact that the next one isn't as harsh with words. And my "words of affirmation"-craving heart made its choice. 
Togo Daimon (New Entry)(=)
For the first time in three years, my favorite is also the first in this top. Don't even dare to tell me that the man who loves you from the start, protects you, is a feminist (at least considering his actions), can do everything for you, can take care of the house, is cute, isn't afraid to admit his relationship in front of others, isn't perfect! But why do I think that we can work well together besides the fact that he is already perfect when I'm more than definitely not? We were the youngest kids who cared for the rest of the family while bottling up their feelings. He is more in control of this trauma than me. He may be the perfect boyfriend, and I may not be the perfect girlfriend. Yet, I'm the perfect boyfriend, too (according to all my friends). There would be a war of who takes better care of each that would be even worse than in his story due to me being a lot more stubborn than MC. Plus, I have a carefree, yet responsible attitude towards life that he sometimes lacks. 
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Predicting What The DLC Emblems Will Do
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Hey. so today I wanted to go over characters that were datamined to be the remaining DLC Emblems in Fire Emblem Engage. Talk about what they might bring to the table and what I think of them. Overall, I think this is a bit of a let down of a showing that both could have been bigger but also simply had more interesting roster choices. That said this is also by far not the most boring list, many many people speculating were like "it's obviously gonna be my favorite sword lord they didn't include" and obviously, they were wrong. I think overall, the DLC Emblems could be a lot better and I do hope there is at least some kind of surprise awaiting us to improve this showing like skins or something.
That said, I am still excited for the story expansion and these, well I don't think any of them would get me to play the game again, I do think I'd consider using all of them in a fun to play the DLC story, although we'll have to see what they bring to the table.
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Veronica
Veronica is the hero who really brings the widest net of possibility to the table. Even in terms of looks she has 3 very possible looks that simply could happen to be the look they chose for her. I believe Veronica: Princess Rising is the most likely version we'll see given she was the app icon for quite a while, they marked the shit out of her, and it seems to be her new default form and it is her form when she joins the heroes.
Her main gimmick likely focuses on summoning heroes while her top end weapon is probably Enclosing Dark, the tome from her most recent weapon with her earlier weapon probably being Élivágar, and Ífingr. How these weapons translate into FEH I am not sure but I imagine them being very flashy and aggressive tomes, emulating dropping specials on foes in Fire Emblem Heroes. She will probably give proficiency for Staves and Tomes.
Summoning Heroes is such a wide pool of possibility though, it could work like the summoner class from Sacred Stones, like Tanith's signature ability on Path Of Radiance, like Duplicate in Fates. For this, I think we'll likely see it summon 2 heroes that are random, simulating a gacha. I think they work in 3 tiers. 3 Star - Embla/Asker Solider, generic weak units, probably die in one hit, scaled to the emblem wearers level. 4 Star - Asker Trio, fairly weak but more useful, able to take a hit. 5 Star - summons more popular OCs Leagjarn, Fjorn, Lief, and Thrasir who will all have little signature abilities. Perhaps her Emblem attack will lock in for sure generating a rare 5 star or maybe even multiple.
As much as there is to be critical of heroes about in terms of a DLC emblem ring Veronica is honestly loaded to the brim with potential on what she could bring to the table, a lot of emblems I'll be staining to find out what they do over already existing rings but Veronica I could pitch like, 12 different ways she works.
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Camilla
With no flying characters at all being represented in the emblem rings, it's easy to bet that Camilla will be very focused on providing fliers what they need. Camilla was a power house in her own game and with a huge fan base behind her I am sure they will want her to stand out and feel like a power house in the game. I think she is likely to add splash damage to the game as well, with her Savage Blow Skill and her personal skill allowing her to be a support unit will likely be reflected.
Camilla could bring in the Fates exclusive magic to the game. While most of that is on t he Hosido side she could be based in post game Revelations or in her Brave Alts alternative universe. In her core class she can't reach a high weapon rank of any weapon I think liberties will be taken here. Perhaps she provides Sanngriðr as an aggressive staff, Bölverk her fathers Axe, and her most basic weapon being something like Dragon Spirit. She will likely give a proficiency in Tomes, Axes and Staves.
I think the design ethos for Camilla is going to end up being duel natured where she is both an offensive and support unit with no defensive offerings outside of what she provides for others. I think her passive will be twofold, buffs nearby allies and also when the person using Camilla attacks, enemies with in two spaces of attack target are dealt splash damage. I think her Engage attack with be a reference to her Musou attack from Fire Emblem Warriors much like Marth and Corrin both taking from Super Smash bros. It'll be big damage with huge splash damage, potentially even dealing damage to every non boss enemy on the map.
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Soren
Soren is a weird choice, a character I really like but not nearly as stand out as any Laguz or Elenica in terms of what mechanics he can bring to the table. We can assume the Adept skill he gets would be carried in allowing any attack, maybe locked with tomes or maybe after passing a skill or speed check like in his games would get brave hits. This would allow Soren to be a hyper aggressive emblem, perhaps that wanted the unit to be alone given Soren is a bit more of a loner then most of the other emblems.
Soren being a master of wind tomes could likely bring in powerful wind magic like Tornado and Rexcalibur. As a reference to Ashnard he could give Gurgurant. In that spirit he could also negate criticals like Ashnards abilities and weapon both do. There could be things to do with Soren being a tactician or being part of Griels mercs, calling on other characters or allowing for some tactical shifts. Perhaps Soren could have a radius that allows people to shove each other inside of as a reference to PoR and RDs mechanic. Soren could also provide "drive' effects that provide passive buffs for allies with in two spaces depending on what type of unit is engaged with Soren.
Overall, I think that this gay tactician will be a great emblem ring for Mage units and a mostly aggressive ring with any support it might provide not being the focus. While there is potential for a more support oriented role and despite Soren being a tactician, Soren is more of a selfish character and I do think that will be reflected in his kit.
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Hector
I'm more then willing to bet that Hector brings in more support for Armors and Axes, alongside what became his Fire Emblem Heroes staple, Distant Counter. I believe the big selling point of Hector will be the ability to counter ranged attacks, I am not sure if it will be "any range" only one space away attacks, any range but has to pass some kind of check like Lyn's speed check for Vantage or just a roll with a perfect chance if on an armor unit. Regardless this passive alone if it happens would basically lock in Hector as one of the best emblems even in it's weakest form being able to simply counter attack mages and archers is a massive boon for so many units and lets them avoid using weaker 2 range physical weapons.
If any ring was going to be a purely selfish ring it be Hector. The armor lord is a brawler through and through and I think Hector will make any unit a mixed phase power house given you aggressive tools in both phases of combat. I wouldn't be shocked if at higher bound level Hector gave Unbreakable as well as "Reduces Effective Damage" abilities. Given that Hector is an armor unit It makes sense for Hector to give you all the tools to enemy phase wipe out with no worries about what tools your foe is packing, mage, archer, armor slayer, weapon triangle, fuck you, I'm Hector.
Hector will likely provide a Brave Axe for multi attacks even if your slow, Wolf Beil to be effective against Cav and Armor units and Armades to bolster your defense and provide you with effective damage against dragons [maybe corrupted instead]. I believe these weapons are the most likely since two are signature Hector only weapons and the other is a weapon he has in Binding Blade.
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Chrom and Robin
I had no idea what Chrom brings to do this duo given he is in fact, made totally redundant by his daughter, Ike and Marth all existing in the game already, yet he was here. That's when it hit me, this unit has the potential to be the ultimate support unit, representing the boyfriends love for one another that was so strong it defied fate.
Unlike Erika and Ephraim or Edelgard (With Dimitri and Claude) I belive Chrom and Robin will always be working together and not have a mechanic where you switch between them. I think they will provide a Support boost where units equipped with them gain support levels faster. I think in addition to that they are likely to provide the Liberation boost to nearby allies helping others engage faster but perhaps only when your actually engaged with this unit. Pairing well with that maybe boosting damage done with back up attacks which would have them pair well with Lucina could also be a factor. They could also give the ability to hit the weaker of defense or res as a passive ability letting them make any unit a threat to more or less every unit in the game given how rare it is to be good at Res and Def. That way this unit does offer something offensively outside of passive support.
I think we'll see Falchion [Sealed], Thoron, and Destiny's Bow. We'll see the weakest version of the Falchion in the game as a basic weapon, good against dragons, maybe heals you a bit after combat. Thorn is the spell most commonly associated with Robin being part of their kit in smash bros and in their appearance in Fates is their default weapon. Destiny's Bow comes from Fire Emblem Heroes on the Robin and Chrom V-day alt, I think it will be some kind of special bow so I figured, why not throw out that one. If it is Destiny's bow it probably boosts damage they deal by amount of allies near by and effective against armors in addition to fliers.
That's just what I think these units will do, what do you think? Do you have different ideas for these characters, do you think the Datamines are wrong, do you hope there is more secret Emblem Rings we don't know about or do you like the roster?
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unhumanrights · 5 months
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Random Store Trek character concepts:
First off, just to establish some semblance of setting, the Federation is a corporation with many smaller companies under its umbrella. Starfleet would instead be something like Storefleet, the retail branch of the corp. Oh, and this is all based on Lower Decks.
Okay, NOW some character ideas I had.
Obviously, Beta Shift would be your rank-and-file retail grunts (maybe a step up to reflect recent promotions).
Mariner is the veteran, the one who’s been at the store since it opened, or just about. She’s the one who is the queen of customer service. Part of this is because she does not care about the company in any meaningful way, and so does what is actually best for the customers who deserve it. When I say she doesn’t care about the company, I don’t mean she doesn’t care about the store or her coworkers or the good customers, because she does. She just doesn’t give a shit about the higher ups or profits or anything like that. She takes pride in doing a good job, but her definition of good job is different from the official one.
Boimler is the hardest worker who has his eye on the manager’s chair. He has passable customer service skills, but is more task-oriented. He thinks the best way for advancement is networking and sticking as close to possible to the corporate way of thinking.
Tendi rivals Mariner for customer favorite. Mariner focuses on who she considers “good,” though, and Tendi is just Tendi (TM) with EVERYONE. She will worry too much about what the bad customers think.
Rutherford is mostly in the back handling stock, or on the floor setting up displays and other big projects. He was chosen at random by FederationCorp to test their prototype for smart glasses, but they are buggy as hell.
T’Lyn worked in another branch of the company (R&D, maybe?) until just recently. She had a falling out with her boss because he did not approve of how she got a job done, and he forced her to transfer to Storefleet as punishment. She does not want to be there and prefers to not deal with customers, even though she is competent at the job.
That’s what I had on my mind. I actually wrote a lot more than I expected to. I just had some ideas for Rutherford and T’Lyn when I started typing this. The rest just came out naturally.
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For the “an ask game ft niche questions i don’t see very often” I would like your thoughts on my all time favorite: Iceman!!!! I just love him so much
have I said today yet I love you? ❤️❤️❤️here are my objectively correct personal opinions on Iceman no one COME FOR ME
an ask game ft niche questions i don’t see v often (send me a character)
Tom 'Iceman' Kazansky (more under the cut so I don't bother anyone)
a song that reminds me of them the REASON it took me so long to answer this one is precisely because I am so picky with songs and it took me FOREVER to get to this one but I finally got the right one: Be Yourself - Audioslave Even when you've paid enough Been pulled apart Or been held up Every single memory of The good or bad, faces of love Don't lose any sleep tonight I'm sure everything will end up alright You may win or lose But to be yourself is all that you can do I actually love this song so much and the entire Out Of Exile album reads Iceman to me in different ways but this one? It's this one.
what they smell like I think it's a common kinda-canon/fanon thing with the coconut scented stuff because it shows up in the movie??? Won't say I don't subscribe to it but I'll add further: I think once my mans gets over smelling axe bodyspray or some random tropical shit because it was the easiest, closest available thing, I'll just say he favors the sweet-scented stuff. Coconut, pineapple, cinnamo, cardamom, orange if we go further but mostly remaining on the sweeter side of the aisle.
an otp Yeah we all know I'm down that IceMav train but I WILL say Iceman/Slider is almost right up there for me. Almost, though. Because I just love Icemav way too much. They're meant to be, your honor. They're rivals, they're insane, they're at each other's throats 36 years down the line and love each other so much. I WILL write about it.
a notp Don't think I've read anything with Ice that physically made me recoil but as per usual: Ice with the younger folks just is a no for me because ~I don't see it~. I've recently been presented with a couple of those possibilities and it wasn't for me!
favorite platonic/familial relationships Ice/Slider (when not a ship) OBVIOUSLY, that's his brother, that's his best buddy aside from Maverick, that's his sweet cheese, that's HIS BOY. Also Ice and Goose!!!! Everyone forgets they went to school together!!! They were friends!!!! And yet again I'll die on the Iceman/Hangman hill that no one want to hear from me but I WILL die on it.
a headcanon that is popular in the fandom but that i disagree with oh boy. There's quite the handful of them but I think the most... like, how do I put it, it's just sort of a fanon consensus thing that Iceman is a full rule-abiding stickler/is somehow detached from things and I just. Disagree. I think Ice to ME reads as truly 'lawful neutral' - he follows codes and abides to things such as honor and respect but by HIS OWN STANDARDS. He also happens to have goals (i.e. rank climbing, etc) and knows what he needs to do to get there, so of course he's 'ice cold, no mistakes' when it comes to flying, because it makes him good. And he needles Maverick about being dangerous and leaving people behind but doesn't actually calls him out on his rule-following issues, he calls him out on behavior. I think people confuse those. So much so that in TGM Cyclone says Maverick wasn't even originally CONSIDERED for the list of whoever would teach the squad but Ice dragged him there because they needed someone who could: think outside the box & believe themselves able to pull off impossible features. No one, not even Ice, who flies within a strict ruleset could do it and that to me is the greatest strength between Iceman and Maverick. You've got Ice as a guy who allows himself to be limited by rules and regulations in a way because he has a goal and you got a guy who doesn't have the same goal so those same rules would limit him. And yes I rambled I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT OKAY.
the position they sleep in On his stomach, a little curved, either hugging a pillow or someone. I will not elaborate. <3
a crossover au i’d love to see them in bro, SO MANY and I think I've cited them all already but I'll say it again: PACIFIC RIM. A PACIFIC RIM THING WITH THE '86 FOLKS, on my desk, RIGHT NOW. Though maybe some kind of western too because young Val as a cowboy has me-[GUNSHOT]
my favorite outfit they’ve ever worn Ngl, the beach getup is slutty enough. But also he looked so damn good in the dress whites so, take ya pick.
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OMG WE'RE RANKING HAZBIN SONGS!?!?!?!? MY TURN MY TURN MY TURN!!!
Respectless: Carmilla and Velvette both have such satisfying voices omfg. Also the beat goes sO HARD- it catches your attention and DOESN'T LET IT GO! Also it moves the plot forward very effectively which is actually really important for songs in musicals to do so. That's nice. Tbh it's only flaw is being too short-
Stayed Gone: VOX MY BELOVED- this song is so fucking catchy. It also kinda gives me Will Wood vibes, and I love Will Wood so ofc I'm gonna love the Will Wood ass song. Love how petty Al and Vox are, like it's so fucking funny. The lore drops are also really interesting. Aaaaaaaand Alastor's bit at the end reminded me of the Nowhere King and I love Centaurworld so :)
Loser, Baby: Pretty obvious why this one's so high up; Huskerdust, Keith David, cute bonding, has a message I needed to hear tbh, and its catchy as FUCK
Hell Is Forever: God I love all the different genres they play around with in this show- like I was NOT expecting a straight up ROCK BALLAD in the FIRST FUCKIN EPISODE but god Im so happy we got it. This song goes so fucking hard. Alex Brightman should be allowed to sing more Rock n' Roll.
Poison: Once again, this song is catchy as hell! Blake Roman's vocal preformance is also phenomenal, like that man can fuckin SING!!! Of course he can he's been on broadway and releases his own music bUt you get it. Also that final verse... man. In the context of the episode this song is emotionally devastating, out of context it's uh. Still really sad tbh but it's easier to bop along to it cause you don't have the visuals- Idk it's just a fuckin banger man. Though speaking of the visuals VOX WHAT WAS THAT FUCKING LOOK WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO CONVEY HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ANGE- *gets shot dead*
Happy Day In Hell: Honestly? Pretty neutral on this song. Love Erika Henningsen's voice, I think it's catchy(no duh), and the Disney Princess vibes are IMMACULATE. Not a huge fan of the random shift in the music I wanna say half way through? But otherwise it's a good song I think, conveys Charlie's motives really well.
Whatever It Takes: Okay okay look. It's a good song. Does it's job in the episode. It's just not for me. I think it goes on a little too long, and I think that, while Daphne Ruben-Vega's voice fits the song PERFECTLY, Stephanie Beatriz was singing too high in her range to a distracting degree. Like I think there was something wonky going on because that shit gave me the same whiplash I got when Marinette started singing in the Miraculous movie, and it just. Doesn't fit the style of the song. Like Vaggie's part should've been more belty or something. Idk man I might be too out of my lane w/ this for my critique to be valid, because I have literally never written a song before, and music is VERY subjective so I don't think I can even be objectively right here, but still. Oppinions.
It Starts With Sorry: Look, I know this song is supposed to be a joke, but the first time I saw the episode that did n o t click with me, and without the understanding that it isn't entirely serious this song just feels so fucking out of place and really falls flat. Like it feels like somebody took a song from My Little Pony: FiM, made an AMV with Hazbin characters, and then threw it in the episode, y'know? And like don't get me wrong MLP has some FUCKIN bangers(Say Goodbye to the Holiday, This Day Aria, etc), but a lot of the musical numbers are still really bland and samey, y'know? So uh yeah it's a decent song and a funny joke but def my least favorite so far.
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