#rat rambles

[ftmwillz]

i love that ranking outfits with patrick is really just story time with patrick followed by an arbitrary score that in no way aligns with whatever story he just told or opinion he just expressed. like yeah girl it’s your god given right to be utterly nonsensical

[imthatweirdratinthecorner]

i am both endlessly afraid and incredibly excited about the kotlc movie

[coypurat]

take a closer look at that scream

[arolesbianism]

Was flipping through my japanese text book the other day and found this funny. Eat nothing drink nothing go nowhere meet nobody do nothing go king give us nothing

[gingermaple]

Hmmmm blazeborn Grian... But rat...

I'VE BEEN SECRETLY HOPING THIS ENTIRE TIME SOMEONE WOULD ASK FOR A NETHER RAT

tiny and nimble, grian is able to hide in the smallest of places and escape the stickiest of situations. this greatly increases his pranking capabilities and he takes full advantage of it.

[whisperwillyou]

It’s so funny to me that whenever I force art out during an art block my style will just completely change 😂😂

Clings to big brother like a backpack

[ratspaguetti]

Smollusk is literally marina and pearls love child, and I want to see them in more comics completely gushing over their little ai baby, who will undoubtedly commit various warcrimes when it grows up (aka gets updates in which it slowly becomes more and more mature)

Smollusk being lawful evil is just the perfect mix of Chaos from Pearl and Order from Marina

[golden-rats]

I'm tired of giving my big boy mountain abs. It's belly time.

[ghostsbimbo]

hot take for the cod fandom: NONE of these Traumatized Folks are Hard Doms. I like to imagine them as soft doms, or somewhere down the middle. Like yeah, it's hot to think about one of them manhandling us - I'm all "kill me next, daddy" for Simon tbh - but after the traumas of deployment, missions, and just their Backstories in general, do you really think the oingo boingos, the skrunklys, the blorbos from the video games are gonna wanna come home and call you a dirty little slut all the time when you're raw doggin it? no, they're gonna be gentle and treat you how they want to be treated. like yeah, it'll be hard, but it'll still be slow and romantic and sweet, and then do the best aftercare in the world - even though when it's not the sweet, slow, careful love making they also take the time to do the aftercare - and i just ?? ye.

[ftmwillz]

pete + the snarl

[imthatweirdratinthecorner]

oh my god i just realised this means we'll finally get kotlc edits!!! ive been wanting this for seven years oh my GOD

[coypurat]

oh to be carefree like this. theyre both so fucking epic

[arolesbianism]

Sun and moon dynamic but the sun depends on the moon. When no one else can see me you're the only way my light reaches them. You need my light to shine but despite that it's your light that the people around us most admire, it's a light they can look at without pain, and even in my biggest spectacles you are the reason people will look at me in awe. It's only in you that I may see my reflection. It's only in you that I can prove myself real.

[rabiesram]

ok but hes perfect

[gingermaple]

design concepts for the watcher etho au!

[whisperwillyou]

Oh great, I’m being spammed followed by bots again 🫠

Raise your hand if you’re an actual follower ✋ cause at this point I think I have like 10 human followers and the other 8000 are my personal Roomba army

What are the qualifications for bots to be like “oh this persons worth a follow” I don’t feel like I post enough to warrant this 😂😂