#rawdog99

[avictory4upfish]

brunch has replaced church

Ron Bennington, The Bennington Show, January 26th, 2017 (SiriusXM Radio)

[avictory4upfish]

why don't you just say this? why don't you just write to her: "I saw your [tinder] pic. me likey; me licky." see if she digs that.

Ron Bennington, The Bennington Show, January 6th, 2017 (SiriusXM Radio)

[avictory4upfish]

Mittens, during the Vietnam war, was riding around Paris on a bike, trying to get fucking French people to turn Mormon. not one. in all the years he was there. the French people would say " look, we invented wine and cunnilingus. why would we want to give that up to become... check out our bread alone! it's unbelievable!"

Ron Bennington, The Bennington Show, December 13th, 2016 (SiriusXM Radio) on Mitt Romney and French culture

[avictory4upfish]

I don't mind you lying about the pizza, but you were ready to swear on your mom's soul. at Christmas time! when God is at his most vicious!

Ron Bennington, The Bennington Show, December 9th, 2016 (SiriusXM Radio)

[avictory4upfish]

I really hated the fucking list and the coal thing... when your little brother was about 3, he was very tense about the list, and not getting presents. and I said to him "if that fat fuck doesn't show up with any presents, i'll go out and get 'em." it totally chilled him out. and he got the Santa experience, plus he knew that somebody had his fucking back, you know? I'm not saying you're a good kid, I'm just saying we'll go around it, and we'll get our own presents. look at all these hundreds I got. look at these hundreds. this is three-hundred dollars!

Ron Bennington, The Bennington Show, December 8th, 2016 (SiriusXM Radio)

[avictory4upfish]

some people are on drugs, and that's a shame. but some people really need to be on some kind of drug. and that's another kind of shame. this is where we are as 2017 comes around the corner. you're either on too many drugs, or not enough drugs. but you're fucked up, and you're out of bounds

Ron Bennington, The Bennington Show, November 22nd, 2016 (SiriusXM Radio)

[avictory4upfish]

that's why you're not a zoologist. that, and the other reason is the animals complain about your smell. it isn't bullshit. it smells like horseshit.

Ron Bennington, The Bennington Show, January 24th, 2017 (SiriusXM Radio)

[avictory4upfish]

if you don't want your kid fucked with, don't name him Baron.

Ron Bennington, The Bennington Show, January 24th, 2017 (SiriusXM Radio)

[avictory4upfish]

you know what'd be the worst? if you looked over, and the cuck was eating a sandwich. you're not even fucking getting into this!

Ron Bennington, The Bennington Show, January 23rd, 2017 (SiriusXM Radio)

[avictory4upfish]

when I was younger, it wasn't so "PC." We didn't give out trophies to everyone, OK? We used to get medals, instead. little medals you could wear, or a patch. these were better times, you know? when I was little, we had Vietnam. Your dad or your brother could be killed at any second. it was great.

Ron Bennington, The Bennington Show, January 12th, 2017 (SiriusXM Radio)

[avictory4upfish]

she told me. and then we did the bathing suit test. where... I put on a bathing suit, and then I said "touch me all the places where Johnny touched you."

Ron Bennington, The Bennington Show, January 12th, 2017 (SiriusXM Radio)

[avictory4upfish]

jesuschrist, you're the biggest 24 year old ever. Can I tell you something? James Dean was your age when he died... and he could have lived in your asscrack.

Ron Bennington, The Bennington Show, January 4th, 2017 (SiriusXM Radio)

[avictory4upfish]

let's suppose an underage girl has a baby, right? babies having babies, as we used to call it, back when people cared. and let's now say she's 16 with a baby. is she a milf? discuss. 844-ROCK-GOD, 844-ROCK-GOD, discuss. 844-ROCK-GOD

Ron Bennington, The Bennington Show, November 18th, 2016 (SiriusXM Radio)

[avictory4upfish]

I heard a story... and I don't like to talk about the children, but... I heard Baron was shitting out the window of Trump Tower. from his penthouse.

Ron Bennington, The Bennington Show, December 5th, 2016 (SiriusXM Radio)

[avictory4upfish]

look, the body doesn't want to fucking microdose, k? you gotta sneak up on the fucking body and double-dose. if you want to get the results you're looking for. thank you.

Ron Bennington, The Bennington Show, November 18th, 2016 (SiriusXM Radio)

[avictory4upfish]

Frat boys are the male version of Mean Girls.

Ron Bennington, The Bennington Show, November 10th, 2016 (SiriusXM Radio)