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razorblade180 · 4 months
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Me:I’m a pretty normal person.
Also me: I’m surprised nobody has drawn Lyney and Lynette in Andy and Leyley’s clothes.
Friend:Why would you want that!?
Me:Low hanging fruit is sometimes very hilarious when it’s cursed.
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razorblade180-heated · 5 months
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It’s always like this.
Me: *slowly thinking about got to craft a tense, somewhat sensual conversation to gradually lead towards the inevitable smut sc-
Brain: And suddenly her face is pressed against the silk sheets! Her panting breath raging with the anticipation as her hips raise and back archers to accept the lust of a raging-
Me:HOW DID WE GET HERE!? WHAT IS HAPPENING!? WHOSE ROOM IS THIS!?
Brain:They are on round three!
Me:Round three!?
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deck0fcards · 9 months
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I really need to re-make my oc storage blogs
I probably won't make blogs for every fandom this time since I sold a lot of my fandom ocs lol
I might make separate ones for my ocs that have 100+ bits of art bc I need more places to store their stuff lmao
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modeus-the-unbound · 2 months
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Yeah know we really devalue razor as a knife women by making everything about stabbing for her like she has other things! She falls in love quickly, despite being a liar and jokester she’s blunt on what she feels,she easily gets bored, she’s a 10/10 with the birdmen, she doesn’t have a bad word to say on anybody she’s met!
We really shouldn’t be ignoring these wonderful qualities just because she stabs stuff a lot!
(Genuine)
The Razor is the ultimate version of autism creature covered in blood meme.
I think if you could find something in game that was capable of distracting her from stabbing you for even 1.5 seconds she would be the most chill of all the Variations. I think specifically something like slieght of hand tricks would amaze her.
She is very curious as her "come on, show me something new!" And how eagerly she seems to enjoy you displaying a new attempt to avoid death. So I could also see, in a world where she could exist outside the cabin, her running from interesting sight to interesting sight with almost manic wonder.
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salty-an-disco · 19 days
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Considering her connection to stranger and similarity to nightmare/MoC what do you think razor says about slim shifty personally?
Both relentlessness and joy.
Razor is an almost unstoppable force, capable of incredible acts of violence, and she knows that and loves it.
She also finds your own struggle against her to be fun, entertaining, even as you fail again again, you keep coming back and trying again. And she also loves that.
You are the only thing willing to stand up against her, and she likes you for it (very openly)! She’s cruelty but also joy, she finds fulfillment in your eternal dance. And you can either grow into something that can match her relentlessness and finally dance on equal foot, or you can become more, so connected to your own nature that you’re capable of humbling her.
To me, this just goes to show how Shifty truly enjoys when you stand in opposition to her, even in that final battle (especially in that final battle), struggle is what makes things interesting, after all, and she takes great joy in this aspect of your relationship.
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aeroplaneblues · 1 year
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Cold Lady, Desert Wolf ❄🐾
They would have one thing in common and that's Razor. So Here is my theory bc im dying on this hill idc hyv
After the Weinlesefest event we get crumbs of everyone's deadbeat parents, Varka is to Razor and Rosaria a father figure and he knew Razor's parents who were adventures from Mondstadt.
How does Cyno fit here? weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell I don't think they are bio related but since Cyno doesn't have any voicelines about his family lets assume its the same case as Rosaria, since Razor's parents are adventurers they probably went to Sumeru and met Cyno before Razor was born. Sounds like a stretch i know~
But listen Cyno and Razor's constellations are similar, and both have "spirit possession" as their kit. The other theory, that will make them brothers in canon, is if those spirits ARE the brothers. Its just kinda sus we get this even just as Cyno gets released, and it wasn't during Nilou's run as I thought they'd do but right after we met Cyno.
The issue here is that we have almost to nothing about this, and won't have more about Razor (i assume) until Varka gets back to Mondstadt whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich I think will happen when we go to Fontaine which is through Mondstadt. Unless we get something from Cyno, eh we'll have to wait a long time🤷‍♀️
Ok so for now I'll treat this as an AU, I absolutely love it, Razor was one of my first units and Cyno is one of the newest so I'm happy to play with both and I hope y'all enjoy my silly AUs haha thanks for reading✨
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46hasu · 1 year
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The biggest difference between the mondstat kids and the liyue kids is that the mondstat kids would unironically think someone like Scaramouche is cool while the Liyue kids would shove him in a locker
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opultea · 8 months
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Genshin Character Interactions I'd Love to See
(AKA some headcanons)
Kazuha & Razor:
Seems like a random combo but hear me out:
They both have a connection to nature and especially smells
Imagine Razor meeting Kazuha for the first time
"Smell like... cool breeze,"
"Thank you, my friend, you carry the scent of rock warmed in afternoon sunlight"
Instant besties
Razor's eyes light up, and whenever he's with Kazuha he likes to point out smells even more then usual because he feels like they're bonding
Although Kazuha uses a lot of words and phrases that Razor doesn’t understand, the poet is very patient, and is always willing to teach his fellow nature affiliate something new
Razor feels like he's gained a new teacher, and observes the way Kazuha seems so connected to nature but is still very much human, which helps the wolf-boy explore that balance in himself
Kazuha admires the simplicity and honesty with which Razor carries himself, never needing more than what the world provides him
Also Kazuha always understands what Razor's trying to say or do no matter how few words he uses
Kaveh & Bennett
Bad luck babies
They find out their mutual bad luck when Kaveh off-handedly complains about his debt, and Bennett immediately goes to comfort him, saying how he’s sure it’ll get better eventually, and hey! Everyone has avalanches chase them sometimes, and the occasional lightning strike to the skull!
Kaveh sighs: “Thanks, but I don’t think any metaphor will equate to my problems,”
“What do you mean metaphors?”
“You were using metaphors, right? Right, Bennett?”
He was not
But I imagine that once they get talking about their luck and especially their attitudes towards it, they really find a lot of interest in each other
Kaveh would hugely admire how Bennett always bounces back, always smiling and never afraid to keep going and keep feeling despite all the terrible occurrences he goes through each day
Bennett finds such solidarity in knowing an adult who’s plagued with bad luck, who is still incredibly successful. Bennett admires how Kaveh is renowned and famed throughout Sumeru for his work, and is a kind soul in his daily life, even with the troubles he has. Even though Bennett doesn’t think he needs to be famous, it’s nice to have real proof that even if he’s unlucky, he could still lead a great life
Klee & Xiao
Xiao would obviously be a bit standoffish at first
Klee views him as another one of those weird adults that doesn’t smile or talk, but she still trusts him innately
I like to think Klee is genuinely a good judge of character, and even if she finds someone weird, she feels that it doesn’t mean they can’t be a great person
Klee once asks Xiao to hold Dodoco for her while she tries to catch a frog in some mud, since Albedo’s always telling her to be careful with things she cares a lot about
Xiao is slightly stunted by the request and the bright smile that comes with it, but nods dutifully and carefully takes the little plush in his hands
Klee runs off to play, and when she gets back she’s more than pleased to see that Xiao is holding Dodoco to his chest, cupping him carefully and keeping him upright
Some adults just don’t respect Dodoco like Xiao does (Klee has had the terrible experience of people tucking Dodoco under their arm like a book! Not a good holder; one star review)
Upon returning to reclaim her friend, Klee gives Xiao as big a hug as her tiny arms can muster, and though Xiao’s eyes widen and his shoulder stiffen, he lets the small girl embrace him
Klee appreciates the respect Xiao shows her, even though she's small and young
Xiao is careful of how his karmic debt might affect this innocent child but lets himself relax at how Klee unabashedly loves the world. It inspires him to try loving more openly
Venti & Kaveh
So what if I’ve already put Kaveh on this list this is my post I do what I want
Sadge alcoholics with ✨dramatic tendencies ✨
You know they have the best stories tho
When these two come together, every room they enter is a party or every room they enter is a crying support room filled with regrets
Either way the room is filled with wine
Their energy is contagious and they can lead crowds of people to begin partying on a random Tuesday afternoon
But when they're in their feels, they look at each other with the understanding and empathy that they each wish they could gain from others in their lives
When Venti's soft voice carries out a melancholy ballad, Kaveh is the first to start crying
When Kaveh begins drunk rambling about his life, Venti's the one to pat his back, smiling softly despite the deep and old emotion his eyes hold
They hold a mutual and quiet understanding of the simultaneous pain and wonderment that living can bring that I think would be really interesting to see play out
Jean & Kokomi
I feel like if they met initially it would be all business
Discussions on foreign trade, sharing experiences from issues that have arisen in the past
All very professional
That is until either of them slips just a tiny bit about how freaking tired they are, and the other perks up and starts trying to subtly find out more
“Hm, it is a great honour to serve the people of Watatsumi Island, although I wish I had the energy to do more in a day,”
*cue Jean realising she may have just found an overworked buddy*
“Yes, I feel the same about the Knights of Favonius, there is always more to accomplish, though Lisa is always telling me to take more time to myself, although I don’t know how I could.”
“Exactly!” *cough* “I mean, yes, I understand how worrisome that must be.”
They silently sip their tea simultaneously, carefully fixing their posture
And then suddenly begin ranting and confiding in each other about how much they always have on their plate
🎶You’re just like me, I’m just like you~
Overall very cute relationship, they start off distanced by duty, and then become besties once they realise their common ground
Imagine them each making sure the other isn’t working too hard!
And they always listen to each other even if they don’t listen to others who tell them to take breaks because they know the other understands completely just how much they have to do
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pink-november · 3 months
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here's your daily stp trivia
cheated is the only voice that prevents you from turning around and leaving the cabin during a chapter 3
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the-witchhunter · 3 months
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DPxDC Ramble: "Lazarus Green"
So there's something that's been on my mind, and another post kind of just reminded me of it, but a lot of fics involving the batboys and Danny rely on the batboys being bad detectives... vvhich is kind of vveird?
vvhat do I mean by that?
there are certain conclusions they make in the fandom that rely on something looking like something else, and these are kind of staples of the fandom. Jumping to clone in tvvin au's, the VVayne bait joke despite half of gotham having those features, and of course Lazarus green
This mostly comes up in reference to Danny's eyes, or looking at ectoplasm and saying it's Lazarus vvater based on the color. Sure, Lazarus pits are green, but literally so are half the chemical batman rogues use. Venom? Green. Joker Venom? Green. The vat of acid/chemicals joker fell into? Green. And more! There are so many green and vaguely glovving chemicals in Gotham that the tap vvater is probably green. There isn't a "Lazurus green" because them being green is the least notable thing about them
it's fine to headcanon them as the same because vve as the fans and creators for this fandom can totally just say it is, but it's bad detective vvork for the family of detectives to make that assumption. It's literally having chemists only identify a chemical by it's color and not any of it's other traits. How it reacts/behaves vvith other materials is infinitely more useful, plus the actual chemical composition
Occam's razor guys
there are more normal conclusions they are going to rule out first before jumping to extreme conclusions
Tvvin au? Mistake them for the other or just think they look alike, clone isn't totally out of the question, but it probably shouldn't be the first conclusion they come to
Glovving "Lazurus green" eyes? Odd to make the comparison, plenty of metas have glovving green eyes
Ectoplasm? An unidentified chemical until it is identified.
there are just simpler conclusions the bats are going to come to first is my point. They are detectives, you don't have to vvrite a detective story, you just need to remember that they are actually good at actual deductive reasoning. Let them explore more logical options first before spiraling into paranoia and conspiracies surrounding Danny
(if you're vvondering about the spelling, I either got bit by a vampire or my VV key is broken and I didn't feel like copy pasting VV's)
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m1d-45 · 1 year
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(i wanted to do one last one im sorry (/_;))
Dear Razor,
I hope this finds you well in the lands of Wolvendom. How have you been, dear? And how is Bennett? Not in any more cuts and bruises, I hope.
I know you always take care of Bennett whenever you adventure together but don't forget to take care of yourself, too! Both of you are like little brothers to me and I would hate to see you two injured. We are lupical, as you would always say.
I will return to Mondstadt soon, rest assured bringing gifts of course. Until then, I wish you bountiful hunts for you and the rest of your lupical. Can't wait to see you soon, dear. And pass this along to Bennett will you?
signed,
avo
(A tiny keychain crocheted version of him and Bennett lay inside the letter. Along with a small illustration of you and him)
(I love Razor sm btw. He's best boy and I will protect him at all costs)
razor sat among his pack, absentmindedly picking leaves or shedding pieces of fur from their coats whenever he got bored. night watch was quiet, peaceful, an easy time to think when opposed to the busy bustle of daytime. though it wasn’t good for him to take every watch, he did volunteer for them more often than the other wolves.
the night was calm, the trees thin enough to allow enough light through that he could see, but thick enough that no enemies should see him sitting up in the cave. occasionally a wind would sweep through, a chill creeping up his arms, but he would simply sink them into whoever’s fur was closest and wait for the wind to pass. it always did, even in mondstat.
razor stood up, carefully picking his way out of the cave. at the mouth, he stretched, feeling his gloves brush the stone at the top. one downside of night watch was the tension that came with constantly being on alert. it was a necessary evil, as a sleeping pack was a vulnerable one, and he was always sure to rid of any excess. the last thing he needed was a cramp or a strained muscle when an enemy-
leaves rustled, and he barely had to think before reaching for his claymore, already on the handle and ready to pull.
the bushes were still. it could be a squirrel, or a bird. something harmless. small. it was rare, but it had happened before, and that detail alone kept him from waking the others.
when the intruder appeared, it was not a clear threat. but, it was no squirrel either. it came from above, a second sun falling from the branches in slow motion. it spun in midair as he watched, ridding itself of the leaf that had landed on top of it.
razor hesitated. did he call it? it… seemed harmless, drifting towards him at a lazy pace. the wind picked up, from the star towards him, carrying a familiar smell. so it was from someone he knew…
carefully, he let the ball fall into his cupped hands, looking up at where it came from. the leaves would occasionally part, but he didn’t see anybody or anything up there. just the night sky, with a few falling stars streaking across the thin patches he could see.
stars…
he looked back down at his hands, but the ‘star’ was gone. two small doll-like plushes rested in his hands, attached to hooks and laying on a bed of paper, with lettering for sheets. the figures looked familiar, but he quickly turned his attention to the words themselves.
your letter wasn’t long, but with the amount of times he reread it it might have been. he knew you—just because he lived with the wolves didn’t mean he wasn’t aware of the one who made them, boreas would have his hide otherwise—but not why you would send him a letter. he did not need your writing to know he was one of your favored. he did not need a star to tell him he was cared for. you had done that on your own, with your kind words when bringing him and bennett on your journey, when you blessed him with claws of iron and teeth of thunder.
still, he held your gifts close, smiling slightly at your drawing. maybe, you would come visit him in wolvendom, and his lupical would be complete.
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razorblade180 · 3 months
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For the longest time I thought I was an ally of the LGBTQ community. However through a series of many events…..
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I’m pretty sure I’m just on the team and hadn’t quite put that together.
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I’m getting an AO3 account soon.
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if-loki-was-a-fox · 8 months
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Headcanon that c!Ranboo would be genuinely very intimidating and dangerous if it weren't for the fact that they'd cry if they hurt a fly
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modeus-the-unbound · 5 months
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I just posted the final chapter for my Thorn focused fanfic in my "What If" series.
I'm gonna make a poll to see which of the three variations I'm gonna start making a fic about next. Because I am limiting myself to only writing 4 at a time and I already have the Witch, Adversary, and Tower.
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salty-an-disco · 2 months
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I wonder if razor liked being a princess?
None of them actually got to be Princesses tho. Since, y’know, they just kinda spawned inside the cabin lmao.
Tho, if you mean like, having the appearance of a princess, I imagine Razor was mainly indifferent to the meat sack constraining her, considering how nonchalantly she cut off her own arm. I do think she likes getting to do all those expressions tho, she seemed to have be having fun with those funny faces (or maybe I’m just projecting idk).
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