#re8 incorrect quotes

[sicklegirlvanna]

Daniela: hey savannah can I ask you a question

Savannah: yeah what's up

Daniela: can you roast anyone you get mad at like you did miranda

Savannah: oh Angelina Jolie off whish

Daniela: yeah

Savannah: why

Daniela: roast me you'll never get this chance agian

Savannah: ...

Daniela: comon now

Savannah: you got a death whish

Daniela: maybe

Savannah: OKAY BET YOU OFFBRAND ICE SPICE FOOL ME ONCE FOOL ME TWICE LOOKIN ASS, LET ME COOK YO BOOKWORM ASS, MATTER OF FACT YOU LOOK LIKE ICE SPICE BUT IF THE ICE MELTED, YOU NOT SEXY REDD YOU CUTE CRIMSION, YOU THOUGHT THE GRIMACE SHAKE WAS A TICKTOCK DANCE, YO LIPS FAT AS FUCK KILEY JENNER ASS LIPS, STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE FROM ROMANIA IN THE VICTORIAN ERA LOOKIN ASS, YOU NOT WEDNESDAY YOU CRIMSION MONDAY, FUCK OUTTA HERE ARIEL FROM TRANSYLVANIA WITHO YO DELUSIONAL ASS, YOU WALKED UP TO A MAIDEN YESTERDAY SINGING WITNEY HUSTON WITH YO GODDAMN 🎶 ANNND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILLLLLL ALWAAAAAYS LOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUU🎶 LOOKIN ASS

Daniela: okay damn okay

Savannah: eggs bacon grits sausage the spiders in you room held you hostage, WITH YO BLOODY ARACHNOPHOBIC, ASS HOW YOU KILL PEOPLE AND YOU HATE SPIDERS, YOU GOT SOMBODYS PERIOD BLOOD ON YO FACE ,YOU PALE AS SHIT YOU RADIATE SUNLIGHT, YOU WENT TO THE APPLE STORE LOOKING FOR BANANAS, YOU THOUGHT SMASH BROS WAS A GAY PORNO MAGAZINE, YOU THOUGHT THE SUPER BOWL WAS A ACTUAL BOWL, YOU BROUGHT A BOOGIE BOMB WITH YOU TO THE BALL JUST INCASE YOU RAN OUT OF DANCE MOVES ,CHUCKY CALLED HE WANTS HIS HAIR BACK ,YOU LOOK LIKE A GENDERBENT ED SHEERAN ,IN FACT YOU NOT ICE SPICE YOU WATER SUGAR you want me to continue

Daniela: um no I'm good

Savannah:are you crying

Daniela(holding back tears): NO

Daniela asked Daniela received

[ctitan98official]

I’m mean.

Masterlist

[ironicfury]

Karl: "Alcina comes with so many red flags, you might as well call her a one woman communist parade

Y/N: "She would hate that on so many levels."

Karl, smirking: "I know."

[rosestarlightkatarina]

Someone: How do you imagine your future life?

MC, going through Donna, Miranda, Alcina, Angie and Bela’s routes: Bold of you to assume I have any.

[mikasa-imadebiscults]

Incorrect quotes- part 1

(Modern AU)

Alcina: I want to be a therapist one day.

Y/N: Ohh.

Alcina: I’m gonna give you therapy.

Y/N: Yeah for free.

Alcina: No for double.

....

[donnas-dollface]

Y/N: There's literally no way she likes me back.

Bela: Cassandra would walk out into the cold for you.

Y/N: Cass would walk into the cold just because she's done with everyone's shit.

[messy-gemini1]

More RE8

A/n: sorry its short, my allergies are kicking my ass :/

Reader: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three. Reader: One... two... three. Mother Miranda: ... Reader: ... Reader: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us. ______

Donna, gently nudging Angie aside with their foot: Angie, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you. Angie, their eyes enormous: You kick Angie? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Donna! Jail for Donna for one thousand years! ______

*working in the garden* Donna: Reader, we tried things your way. Reader: No, we didn't. Donna: I did it in my head and it didn't work. ______

Lady D: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation. Donna: So you're just gonna wait until Reader is in danger and save them? Lady D: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them. Donna: ... Donna: You're insane. ______

Reader: I'm very scary. Heisenberg: You're about as scary as a wet kitten. Reader: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me. Heisenberg: And small. Reader: Reader: …Yeah, yeah. I guess. ______

Reader: I was put on this earth to do one thing. Reader: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

[sicklegirlvanna]

(Savannah, bela, Cassandra, and Daniela staring at the TV like they're hypnotized)

Sonya: what the hell is on my TV screen

Savannah: we are watching a work of art

Cassandra: yeah this is art

Daniela: this deserves a oscar

Bela: fuck that a grammy

(Alcina suddenly sits down next to savannah as sonya stares at them in disbelief)

Alcina: scratch that dearests Nobel piece prize

(The five of them nod in agreement)

Sonya: this is a video of a FUCKING TURTLE EATING WATERMELON ITS 3:00 IN THE MORNING GO TO BED

[ctitan98official]

Moreau breaks one of Heisenberg’s inventions

Karl: *Standing in the middle of the village next to something covered with a tarp* Folks, I’ve really outdone myself this time! Behold! My latest creation.

The villagers: *Huddle around, eager to see what it is*

Karl: *Removes the tarp, unveils some kind of industrial-looking vehicle* Viola! Think of it as the tractor of the future! It can harvest crops with hardly work. You just drive it up next to the plants you want produce from and it gathers it for you!

The villagers: *In awe, clapping and cheering*

Karl: *Proudly places his hands on his hips, basking in the accolades*

Sal: *Comes up to Karl* Wow, this is amazing! Mind if I get a better look, Karl? *Is a curious little bean, starts pressing buttons and moving levers*

Karl: *Panics* Wait, Sal! Don’t-!

The machine: *Powers on, starts moving, gains speed, plows right through multiple buildings*

Karl: Holy shit!

The machine: *Crashes into the maiden of war statue, gets crushed*

The villagers: *Complaining, yelling*

Sal: I’m sorry… *Cries*

Karl: *Seething, looks at Sal* You- you… *Pulls on his hair, rages* You stupid motherfucker!

Y/N: *Immediately walks out of Mother Miranda’s house nearby, only wearing their underwear, confused* Did somebody call for me?

Miranda: *Stumbles out her front door, comes up behind Y/N and wraps her arms around them* Coming back to bed, draga mea? *Kisses their cheek*

Sal: *Wipes his eyes, starts giggling, points at Y/N* Ha! A stupid “Mother” Fucker!

Karl: *Cringes* This village is a nightmare! I-!

The machine: *Suddenly whirrs to life, shifts into reverse, hauls ass in Karl’s direction*

Karl: *Gets run over violently, groans in agony*

Y/N: *Shrugs* Cheer up, Karl. That’s probably the most action you’ve seen in months!

Karl: *Rolls his eyes at Y/N, huffs* You really are a stupid motherfucker.

Miranda: *Grabs Y/N’s butt, smirks* The best in the business.

Note: For as dumb as Y/N is, I still hc them as a total Chad XD

Masterlist

[ironicfury]

All the Lords at a meeting:

Alcina: And this is Y/N, the love of my life! I'm so-

Angie: Another one?

Karl: Are you a cat? Because that's the ninth one this year!

Y/N: *blinks in confusion* Isn't that nine lives?

Alcine: *swings claws*

Mother Miranda: *shakes head and sighs*

[rosestarlightkatarina]

Donna, making a dress for Y/N that seems a bit new for them: Remember, I need your honest opinion. Don’t be afraid of showing how you truly feel about it.

Angie in her “Make-Donna-Cry-And-You’re-Gonna-Die” mode: Yes, Y/N. Tell us your honest opinion.

[hxzedhxzxrd]

Ethan Winters, walking through the halls of Castle Dimitrescu: 🎶making my way down town, walking fast 🎶

*high heels clicking*

Ethan: wALkiNG fAsTeR-

[cherryxsapphic]

Literally nobody

Mother miranda: I'm a she, I'm a her, I don't get into that mentally ill stuff