#real pokemon

[bones-poison-and-pokemon]

Why

[bbleague-crispin]

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe 🥺

DRAY HIIIIIII!!!!!!! what's up? :DD

[zygarde-the-guardian]

... Also I recommend treating everyday like Earth Day but sadly I know that wouldn't convince massive corporations.

[ranger-danger-tokio]

[pokemoncontestprodigy]

It was an unusually warm day yesterday, so me and the boys hung out in the pool for a bit. Pretty nice all things considered.

(OOC thanks @realpokemon for the art)

[frostbite-yinny]

Well im in Kanto now and there is a VERY old ninetales that has been abandoned in the daycare here. And im alone with him, we'll be traveling together and it's so weird because this old man is WAY OLDER THAN ME.

I can look at this 847 year old man and go 'Does the man want his appy slices?' and he carefully gets down from the hotel bed because it's so so high for this old old man and hustles over because the man do want his appy slices <3

[gotta-ketchum-at-bba]

Hey! It's me, Ash Ketchum! You may have heard of me, since I've participated in tons of league tournaments in almost every region (I've only won one, but all of them were really fun, so I don't really mind). Anyway, that was a few years ago.

For the past couple years, I've been at home with my mom, helping her out. Turns out while she was gone, she started dating Jessie from Team Rocket, which is weird, but Jessie (and James and Meowth) quit Team Rocket and she's actually a really good person now. She makes Mom really happy, so I'm happy too!

Anyway, fourteen and I'm ready for more adventure, so I started attending Blueberry Academy! It's a really cool school, and even the classes aren't that boring! I can't wait to make a lot of new friends here! Right now, I only have Pikachu with me, but there's so many new Pokemon here that I can't wait to meet!

//OOC under cut

Hey, it's Xander from @mira-annabelles-poke-kitchen and @sunny-xander-ooc back at it with another blog. I'm genuinely surprised there aren't more Ash’s on here, he's fun as hell. I'm not a minor, but Ash is, so don't be weird. He's baby.

I'm basing this off of @yamujiburo's because it's funny and I love lesbians. Also, Ash is aroace because I said so.

[quillpokebiology]

Fun History Fact

The original form of the Paldean rhyme, "Rub-a-dub-dub" or "The Butcher, the Baker, and the Candlestick Maker," was inspired when the author, who was from Galar and never saw the pokemon in Paldea, first saw Mabostiff, Daschbun, and Houndstone.

[bones-poison-and-pokemon]

Meet Spades, an intersex nidoran :)

[deadlydaemondraws]

So Pokemon Go (yh I still play that, I like walking, ok XD) gave us a whole day dedicated to.... chansey! Gee, wow, thanks! So anyway, while I'm walking around, wading through these eggy feckers I start thinking about how horrific it would be if these living flesh eggs were real. Ofc, if nintendo ever put it in a live action movie they'd give it fur, but the dex entries only mention tufts of fur on its head, and that's the kind of loophole I can run with. Bonus shiny chansey recolour, because it honestly just looks like a rotten egg.

Tagging this as Pokemon fan art to weird out the children :>

[realpokeman]

OOC

//Reblog if your blog accepts interactions from sentient/sapient Pokémon! Would love to interact more, but want to make sure I don't interrupt anyone's canon by mistake

[champion-of-stone]

You know what? Let's bake a cake.

If this sets my kitchen on fire I blame you

Recipe will be 4 cups total by volume, each ingredient measured by the percentage in this poll. Baked in a typical 8-inch round cake pan, if I'm confident it won't be too dangerous.

[ratt-teeth]

I couldn’t call myself a true Pokeblogger without doing an ArtFight attack for @realpokemon himself~

@notwerewolf <3

[zygarde-the-guardian]

If you may, please reblog this Zygarde Cell picture to completely "Zygarde Cell your friends". This will remind them to appropriately water and feed their plants.

[pkmnsciencej]

Welcome to

SCOLIPEDE BALL SATURDAY

[tenmadontyouknow]

Closed RP Starter with @the-drayster + @bbleague-crispin !!

The lax normal-type specialist casually, yet proudly walks into the league club room with Crispin excitedly following behind him, frying pan slung over his shoulder. "Hey, Drayton!" Tenma says while smiling and waving, as usual. "It's me, Tenma. Oh, and Crispin's here too. Cheesed to see ya." Tenma then proceeds to lean back in a chair, pulling at one of the strands of blue in his hair as Crispin runs up to Drayton, giving him a hug. "I brought David, too. As long as he's allowed, of course," he says before whispering something in Paldean and gesturing to a shiny Porygon that slowly enters the room.