#realpokemon

[mermaidchan05]

Hey @ace-mimikyuu-trainer567 remember the time you got photobombed by your own umbreon?

(HUGE thank you to @realpokemon for this amazing comission)

[nakedcupcake]

@realpokemon just made me the most precious art of a gulpin “helping” me in the kitchen. I’m completely in love

[realpokemon]

realpokemon opening commissions for the week!

helloooo!! for the next week (august 8 to august 15) i'm going to be keeping my commissions open before i move!! dm me to get started (or ask for my discord)! for pokémon commissions that fit the blog's continuity, i'll reblog the finished product C:

i take payment through paypal or my ko-fi!

i also do non-pokémon work!! for any non-simple backgrounds, please bear with me as the price varies wildly based on complexity. chat it out with me!!

[your-fave-is-being-blended]

Please blend @realpokemon please

@realpokemon from Tumblr is being blended!!

You cannot save him.

[theonlyren]

@realpokemon

I'm pinned.

Send help.

[trolley-problem-polls]

@realpokemon has been caught in the Trolley Problem

Barreling down the tracks is a runaway trolley. The trolley is heading directly for Bart the Gulpin and a random Salamence who are tied to the track. On an adjacent track is realpokemon. As a bystander you have the following options:

Flicking the lever, diverting the trolley onto the second track killing realpokemon

Doing nothing, causing the trolley to kill Bart the Gulpin and a random Salamence

Submission by @mothwingedmyths

[turboclown]

Today’s warm-up is; BART Satin Pillows For The Prince Of All Things @realpokemon

[realpokelypse]

sohan tewari -- 6

Sit in front of the door for 30 minutes. Wake up Bart and convince him to bring you the folding chair.

Your ear is pressed up against the door and you can hear the shifting behind it. The back of his head makes a dull thud against the board. You stay there.

“Bart. Bart.” You hear him whisper, loud enough for you to hear. “Buddy. Wake up. Hey. Idiot. Bart. Wake up.” A scootch sounds, pressure still on the door. A shoe thrown. “Damn it.”

Your palm forces yourself further from the door, now standing detached. Like an island. The bag you packed weighs heavy on your shoulders, stuffed with all the worldly belongings you thought necessary. He’s still against the door. “No, don’t eat— Bart. Put that down. Don’t try it. Bart.”

Your fingers flex, then relax. It eats at you.

What were you thinking? Of course he wants nothing to do with you. You blew it. Completely. Utterly. You came all the way here, you don't even know how many miles, and you blew it. Now you've got nothing. The pokéball in your pocket, your bag, and a dumb expression painting your face.

[nimbasa-librarian]

Artfight for @realpokemon //

Drew is angry because RealPokemon insults Galar. Anya is rather indifferent, and Daniel is just being Daniel

Idk I just thought this'd be funny

[rioluenthusiast]

she likes to be squished next to me on the couch

[notwerewolf-art]

painting brush experimentation :)

[notwerewolf]

Are taking a break with realpokemon? Or are you just done with it?

i was wondering when i’d get an ask like this ✌️ i’m certainly not Done With It, it’s just been a little more difficult for me to get inspiration or motivation to put towards it recently and i haven’t had really Any time to execute it anyway. been dwindling in activity since i started college last semester, even more so this semester. do not worry, it’ll be back eventually!! you’ll know it’s dead when a newspaper clipping of rodney’s obituary shows up on your dash

[realpokemon]

realpokemon/pokémon irl discord server !!

primarily a roleplay server simulating an in-universe discord, but also a place to engage with others in the pkmn irl community

[cloudydayjoy]

A meme edit from my time on the @realpokemon roleplay Discord.

Free to repost as long as the watermark remains.

[paraster]

(Original video from @realpokemon: https://realpokemon.tumblr.com/post/738336018137300992/shes-hatching)

[cinderpaw11]

...hello fellow human... what human activities do you like to partake in?...

(@realpokeman)

Uhhhh I'm not sure what you define as human activities, but, definitely power soccer! And cooking, and... Wait is writing and reading human-exclusive? Baby can read, and Toto can type. Um. Well I dabble in the fiber arts, like embroidery and knitting. Oh, I draw and paint sometimes!