And to these two, that means more than all the power in all the world.
Donna: We got to get to the hospital and we got to get there fast!
Dick: Then I should drive.
Garth: Why you?
Dick: I have nothing to live for and I drive like it.
Roy: Okay, let’s do it.
There is nothing I want more in the world than for the Titans to be hunting down a mad scientist supervillain and they narrow the trail down to a cutting edge lab that's had suspicious activity and purchases that match the supervillain's tech. One of the scientists has a suspicious record of leaving randomly throughout the day so they break into the lab to stake it out and it's... it's literally just Wally.
Wally, walking into an empty lab in a full lab coat with a bowl of cereal: ....
Wally, looking at a vent in the ceiling: 'Sup dude
Dick, under his breath: Oh goddamn it
Dick: Hi, Wally
Roy, popping out from behind a plant: Hey, Wally. What're you up to in this totally normal and unsupervised lab?
Wally: Science stuff.... and things...
Garth, rolling out from under a desk: Any of that science stuff happen to be of the 'mad science' variety?
Wally: I like to call it happy science
Dick, muffled from the vent: Wally-
Wally: Totally bored approved happy science thank you very much
Donna, casually leaning behind the door: ... Wally, your lab purchased twelve sonic audio emitters and a miniature wormhole generator for... it's written on the sheet as... 'extreme guitar hero'
Garth: The ethics board approved that?
Wally: It is bored approved.
Roy, sighing and walking out: Great so we're back to square one. Later, West.
Wally, waving as the Titans leave: Bye guys! Love you!
Dick, kicking open the vent and jumping down to glare at Wally: B-O-A-R-D approved or B-O-R-E-D approved?
Wally: I think if we're being honest with ourselves you already know the answer to that one.
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GREEN ARROW #1 cover!
Art by the awesome @SeanIzaakse with colors by @rfajardoj! It was hard keeping this cover secret since we announced #DawnOfDC!
And just like the Superman #1 cover, this is full of clues as to what happens in the Green Arrow series!
Launching in April!
COVER FOR THE NEW GREEN ARROW SERIES. THEY'RE ALL BACK! CISSIE IS BROUGHT INTO THE FOLD! CONNOR, ROY AND OLLIE WITH NEW COSTUMES. PEACEMAKER IS HERE? IT'S ALL HAPPENING!
The chaos of them. 🏹💙💚❤️🦇
I've gone from "regular guy enjoying a relaxing night" to "dad to two bickering children."
Dick: No weapons, no plans, no backup. We're in a truly hopeless situation. We would need a miracle to get out of this alive.
Dick: A completely random, totally unpredictable, out of left field miracle.
Wally: Why is everyone looking at me?
Roy: Because you live and breathe sci-fi bullshit, Flasheroo.
Donna: I expect the unexpected from you daily.
Wally, rolls his eyes: Right. Well, let me just vibrate into a sound wave dimension to pick up my childhood imaginary friend who can defeat the villains with the power of love and song like a carebear.
Donna: Is he waiting for us to take the bait...?
Roy: Oh. Wally, come on man. We've all known you long enough to know that you aren't being sarcastic.
Dick: I think you have to retire the whole 'say something outlandish sarcastically and then go do it' bit, buddy. It just doesn't work when we've personally seen you do crazier things before breakfast.
Wally: Dang. Well there goes like half of my material