#red robin

[birdiedoesdc]

robins posting

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian, reading his fortune cookie: "You will commit a crime in three minutes."

Tim: That's pretty direct, right?

Damian, to Dick: What does yours say?

Dick: Mine says, "You will witness a crime in three minutes."

Damian: Drake, what does yours say?

Tim: "You will die in three minutes."

[frownyalfred]

Dick: why aren’t we freaking out more about ras stealing Tim’s spleen?

Bruce: well I think everyone who’s trained with him has lost at least One “unnecessary” organ. I mean where do you think my gull bladder went?

Dick-did not know Bruce was missing an organ: I hate this family sometimes

Bruce: I can't believe Ra's took Tim's spleen. This is insanity. When I see him again, I--

Alfred: If I'm recalling correctly, didn't Ra's Al Ghul take your spleen during training?

Bruce: --well. Yes, but that's not the point. He took Tim's spleen.

Dick, wide-eyed: Ra's Al Ghul removed your spleen and you never mentioned it?

Jason: You don't have a spleen? Are you fucking kidding me?

Tim, slumped over Jason's shoulder: Ayy, no-spleen buddies!

[ohno-its-sucrose]

my babies oof

conner is so me i swear (or maybe im just a tiny bit obsessed)

[theusernameiwantisntavailable]

I know I have other WIPS but I saw the reference on Pinterest and I RAN to do this. Icarus! Tim is a concept I am SO obsessed with

As usual version without overlay is under the cut :D

[ky-landfill]

Don’t fucking move.

[thatcutenerdygirl]

I half feel bad for Bruce. Like, look at the man's face.

[dragonfanplaugedr]

these helped my depression so fuck it you little fruits get them too (got them off of pinterest)

[inkbagel]

Older sibling things

[marzfartz]

Happy DPxDC Bang Posting week!

I got to do some art for @fuckyeah-phantom's Your Heart's My Heart (You Know Me Best). If you've got as much Tim x Danny Brainrot as I do I recommend giving it a read and finding out what's actually happening :-)

Thanks @dpxdcbigbang for running this event <3

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 33! I, too, would riot if Gotham's dirtbags made me miss Jason's homemade food

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[im-not-short-i-swear]

As a choir kid myself, i had a funny ass thought that came to mind regarding Alfred unintentionally forcing the kids to join some sort of music elective.

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When Dick sits down and asks Bruce for his thoughts on an elective Alfred casually goes “oh, i would love to go to your event/concert/play”

Dick hears this and chooses Theater. Alfred goes to EVERY play, Bruce only misses 2 plays because a villain is near by and he will not let them ruin his son’s play.

Jason, as much as he loves the classics, chooses some music elective. Because “I’m not Dick.” And even then Alfred makes it to every concert and Bruce also only misses a few meetings to deal with JLA stuff that he can’t miss.

Edit: Jason is a choir kid. He will not be like Dick, he will not do theater. But he loves musicals too much, so choir it is.

Unsure what the others would pick. But i feel like Damian would also choose Theater because “Richard will not stop saying i have to follow in his footsteps” even though he was going to pick that regardless. Because he in fact wants to follow in Dick’s footsteps and be a theater kid.

Edit: Damian gets more lead roles than Dick did. Dick is proud and not at all upset that Damian is a better actor.

Feel free to add more~

Edit: Addition from @leechlets as well as some extra from me

Tim is a band kid. Specifically Jazz band and concert band. (He hates marching band because he is always too sleepy)

Tim is smart, he learns every instrument possible. Trumpet, sax, tuba. He will play it all.

Duke is the first triple threat. Choir, band and theater. Lowkey makes everyone else jealous.

Cass does color guard. So Alfred is at every football game. It does not matter if it’s a home game or an away game.

[hiroyildiz]

Fanfic idea:

When Jason inexplicably gets out of his grave and starts wandering the streets of Gotham it's not Talia who finds him, it's John Constantine.

Jason: *Zombying*

Constantine: Ah! A zombie!

Jason: *Holds his hand*

Constantine: Ah! Attachment!

Tim: What'cha got'cha there mr. Magic User who isn't supposed to be in Gotham?

Constantine: *Holding a dangerous artifact he stole from Tim's house*

Constantine: *Shoves Jason forward* The old Robin.

Tim: Holy overreaction, magic man.

Featuring tired-single-mom-of-two Constantine™, magical side of Jason, Tim's house full of cursed artifacts, League of Assassins in distress and bat-kids making Bruce re-evaluate his life choices by getting involved with sorcery.

[donnatroyyyy]

Cass, because being the only girl in an all boy family is hard: this is worse than the wolves

Her brothers, cuz wtf: the what now???

[cateyam]

Do you think that Bruce sometimes refers to Dick as Robin? Because Dick's late mama would affectionately call him 'little Robin' and it is the only thing that is left of his mama. Bruce wants to let Dick know that despite not being Robin anymore, he'll always be Bruce's Robin too.

And imagine the kids' confusion when Bruce does it unconsciously, thinking he's referring to the current Robin.

——————

Bruce in his Batman suit: Robin has yet to answer me. He'll probably be busy and won't be joining us in this investigation.

Robin!Jason: I'm here though????

Commissioner Gordon: Is he okay?

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Batman: Robin. Robin.

Robin!Tim whispering to Nightwing: Why did he say my name twice?

Nightwing: He's not. He's calling me Robin too.

Robin!Tim: ??? Why

Nightwing: *shrugs*

——————

Batman: Robin will be here shortly.

Robin!Steph: But I'm already here WDYM????

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Bruce, sitting at the head of the table with his children sans Dick: Where's Robin?

Damian, sitting on Bruce's left: I'm right here Father. I thought we are not allowed to call each other persona's in the Manor?

Jason: Ohohoh, Bruce breaking a rule that he made?!

Tim: Is Bruce okay?

Cass: Maybe sleep deprivation got to him.

Bruce: I'm fine. I just asked where Robin is?

Cass: Yes, he's right beside you, Bruce.

Duke: Maybe he got concussed on patrol last night.

Bruce: I did not.

Jason: So why are you asking about Robin when Damian is right there?

Dick, appearing out of nowhere: I'm here.

Bruce: Hi Robin.

The Batkids: ???????

Jason: Right, I forgot he does this sometimes.

Tim: Same.

[englandamericaitaly]

BIG BANG TIME!!!

You can read my fic here!!

And you can find the wonderful art for it here!!!

After moving to Gotham for work, Jazz is in for a rude awakening. Not about the crime or the people or even the sad state of the city, oh no. She expected those. What she didn't expect is that every single time she ends up getting mugged or attacked or stuck in a situation because of Gotham Being Gotham, she just doesn't seem to get any chance to defend herself. And for a fully liminal person who has a constant itch to fight in her very DNA, that can lead to some interesting consequences.