#red's friends

[koifishanonymous]

15 questions 15 tags

ty @drowninglnstars for the tag !!

-nickname: red

-height: that's good question

-last thing i googled: ''malevolent transcripts''

-song stuck in head: antibiotics we're wonderful pills but dont ever think we'll cure all your ills and willow by tswift

-# of followers: at least 10

-amount of sleep: usually 4-6 hours (begrudgingly)

-dream job: librarian/historian

-wearing: shirt, grey sweater, black coat

-movie/book that summarizes you: all of them

-fav song: too many, right now probably constellations by the oh hellos! and faroe's theme from malevolent

-aesthetic: changes everyday, but personality wise eldritchcore/oddcore

-fav authors: alice oseman and any romantic author ever

-random fact: i can bend almost all of my joints backwards

not tagging 15 people because that is too many but -> @aroaceupmysleeve @galxgal @gothicwolf125 @arakhnee @lesbian-hannibal @transgenre-music and whoever want to join in :P

[arthurtaylorlester]

D, K and U for the fandom ask game? :D

D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t.

back when i was in the hamilton fandom, i just didn't get why people shipped lams (john laurens/alexander hamilton). like sure irl they were an item (probably) but like! laurens is barely in the show, he has no canon personality and the fanon one sucks. anyways i shipped hamilton and burr instead lol (i still do lowkey)

K - What character has your favourite development arc/the best development arc?

ooh, this is a tough one, i'm not sure. i really like cecil's progression throughout the whole show, going from a government yes-man to standing up for change and not trusting the government blindly multiple times. it's lovely to see people be changed by the ones they love, because i'm certain that without meeting carlos, it wouldn't have been as easy for him to change :)

U - Three favourite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favourites.

ok ok let's get into it

john doe malevolent ; do i even need to say? he's like. my blorbo-est blorbo. he's done absolutely wrong in my eyes. he's fucking fantastic, he's stupid but he's also really smart! i relate to his lack-of-humanity-yet-still-trying thing very much. i like mostly because i feel like he does most of time.

ty betteridge WOE.BEGONE ; ty betteridge the man you are !!! i went from not caring about him to hating him circa s7 and fell in love with his character during season 9 when outlaw!ty became a thing! mostly i like him a lot because of clinical he is with his friendships, but like it's not a façade that's just how he is with everyone

aziraphale good omens ; outlier because he isn't a podcast character (but he is technically an audio-drama character) but aziraphale has my whole heart. from collecting books to indulging in food to always trying to save everyone, he's just sooooooo. i love him very much.

conclusion? i like characters that are functionally me

thanks for asking ^_^

[stickyvoidpaper]

Dick : Jasons been more, relaxed lately. It's unsettling.

Tim : Yeah, I've started spiking his water with mood stabilizers.

Dick : What

Tim : I've been thinking of doing it to the wider gotham water supply. Think about the crime rates.

[redactedrem]

Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.

Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.

He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.

He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.

Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"

"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.

[bowowark]

This took way longer than it should’ve

[greenapplebling]

Tim: Who suffers more, God or us?

Jason: God will suffer when I get there

Dick: And that's why he won't let you die for real

Jason: Cursed with immortality? Outrageous...

Tim: Or cursed to spend your other life in the limbo

Jason: I'm banned from Hell too??

[crazy000567]

numerical

[oatoast]

I saw this stupid ass video and got reminded of the sneak peek of this weeks episode. Charlie and allan beef the girls r fighting.

[ditzybat]

jason in titans tower staring at bruce: how’d you know i was alive old man?

bruce: robin - tim - is an avid follower of your tumblr blog that has mysteriously updated after years of you being deceased

tim: mhm, at mrsbennetluvr88 started quoting hamlet and titus andronicus after years of radio silence, it was the only rational conclusion

jason: … at least you know your shakespeare…

[vespertilionis]

Tim: “Hey, where’s that scar from? I don’t remember you ever being in any fights that would cause that type of injury.”

Dick: “It’s something I prefer not to talk about. My memory of it is blurred anyway, so I couldn’t tell you if I wanted to—“

Jason, who got into their coms channel a few seconds ago: “HE GOT NAILED IN THE FACE DURING PE!”

Dick: “…How about we focus back on the stakeout.”

[meziniart]

Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

[koifishanonymous]

tagging some folks js cause @glauces-notebooks @smallsies @bearjam @fridayyy-13th @aroaceupmysleeve @aroacee-of-spades @rabbitsinwonderland

[vigna05]

Dang, making people smile seems really difficult these days

(idk what they have done but i think Is not that bad)

[emirrart]

24,07,2024

allan self care cards allan self care cards

bonus:

edit because people won’t shut up about it: yes floss your teeth at least once a day if you can, and wash off the toothbrush when you’re done brushing. ok? ok.

[duckdodger]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLEP !!

[blondeaxolotl]

Me when I finally get my cheese back from the little mousie cheese thief