It’s about a week after their trip down to the sewer that Eddie tells him about the placebos, and Richie sees fucking red.
“She made it all up?!” he nearly shrieks, and Eddie hushes him, looking, of all things, embarrassed.
“It’s fucked up, right?” Eddie asks, and it pisses of Richie even more, knowing Eddie can’t even trust his own feelings of betrayal because the manipulation has gone so far. “I dug around, right? And I found a whole folder of all my health records. No sign of chronic illnesses, no allergies, no asthma. I wasn’t even born premature; I was late, even! I did have a small bout of pneumonia not long after my dad died, so maybe that freaked her out and started all this shit but—” He sighs and turns his big doe eyes to Richie. “I’m…normal. All these years worrying…and I’m actually healthy.”
Richie’s heart aches, and for once he lets his face do whatever it needs to do to let Eddie see it. “Dude. Fuck that. Fuck your mom. And not in the good way.”
“Beep beep,” Eddie sighs, and it lacks its usual bite. “It’s just… What now, ya know? What do you do when everything you know about yourself is a lie?”
Richie thinks about it for a second, then reaches into his backpack and pulls out an open bag of Reese’s Pieces, wiggling it temptingly. “You eat some goddamn peanut butter, Eds,” he tells him.
Slowly, Eddie grins and grabs the bag.
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whenever i’m bored i go “uh oh! guess i have to watch the IT musical again!” when i have genuine responsibilities to attend to
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YOUR TAGSSSS EDDIE CYBERBULLYING RICHIE TO THE POINT OF SUSPENSION IS SO UNBELIEVABLY FUNNY TO ME
he'd be so mean. he'd like sit down and watch richie's show and he'd be live tweeting the entire time responding to every single joke. its like. eddie. buddy. if you hate him so much why won't you stop thinking about him please go for a jog or something.
richie gets in trouble with steve for replying too. like he just gets into long arguments with eddie where he pretends to humor him and it all leads up to a "doing your mom" joke. they are literally "you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up" "you want to kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid"
YEAHHHH!! eddie, extremely heterosexually: i am going to watch three hours of this greasy asshole telling bad jokes. and im not going to enjoy it. and he does this every time richie releases something
he has like 4 followers on his twitter that agree with his takes. it was 5 but he blocked the guy that called richie ugly. this was after eddie called out richies receding hairline too. he was really like "only im allowed to make fun of him"
bonus: eddie kaspbrak has secret letterboxd account in which he reviews all of the shitty movie roles richies had over the years (all rated 1 star)
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"Eddie, look at me! Look at me!"
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i need someone to be the Eddie to my Richie
the Hannibal to my Will
the Wylan to my Jesper
the Aziraphale to my Crowley
the Simon to my Wilhelm
the Lawrence to my Adam
the Marvin to my Whizzer
the Lego Batman to my Lego Joker
the Husk to my Angel
the Stede to my Ed
the Remus to my Sirius
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Stede killed people for Ed
Richie ripped off Pennywise's arm for Eddie
Loki gave up his free will for Mobius
Aziraphale left to protect Crowley
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for everyone who wanted to see the richie eats shit meetcute <3
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Eddie: Truth or dare
Richie: Truth
Eddie: Do you want to kiss me?
Richie: Dare
Eddie: I dare you to kiss me
Richie: Never have I ever-
Eddie: THAT’S NOT THE GAME!
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reddie if you can hear us please reddie please save me please save me reddie please I'm asking you please save me please
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