#regulus and sirius

[nixnight1]

Sirius(7) and Regulus(6):

Regulus: I found something

Sirius: What did you find

Regulus: It's in my pocket

Sirius: Show me

Regulus: You have to guess

Sirius: One of mom's rings?

Regulus: Nooo, it's alive

Sirius:...wth, a bug? Reggie, do you have a spider in your pocket?

Regulus: No, it's a snake

Sirius: You do not have a snake in your pocket

Regulus: Yes I do!!!

Sirius: Then show me!! I don't believe you

Regulus: Shut up, Sirius, I'm not a liar!!

*He takes out a little snake from his pocket*

Sirius: What the fuck, Regulus, is that alive?

Snake: 🐍🐍🐍🐍

Sirius: MOM!!!!

[not-rab]

13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.

12-year-old Regulus: Okay.

[downstairs]

Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?

Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.

Walburga: Go to your room!

Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?

Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.

[propussyslayer]

midnight, remus silently leaves sirius' room and is eye to eye with regulus who is leaving james' room

remus:

regulus

remus: silence agreement?

regulus: oui

[itz-prizz]

Regulus "have you ever wanted to cry but no tears came out, so you just stare blanky into space while feeling your heart break to million pieces?" Black.

[sunny-prongs]

Sirius *show a weird and ugly animals pic to Regulus*: Look

Regulus *eyes immediately shining and taking his brother's phone to get the name and make research*

Sirius *looking at James*: Told you he would like it.

James *confused*: But this animal was so ugly??

Sirius *laughing a bit*: Uglier it is, better Reggie love it.

Sirius *stop laughing and looking at James with a smirk*: Probably why he love y-

James: Fuck off Pads!

[alexsays-no]

The judgment in the eyes

[hrlx23]

Regulus after Remus told him about him and Sirius:

Ew why would you do that to yourself?

Sirius after James told him about him and Regulus:

EWWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?

[rayssion]

Sirius: Raymond, come over here!

Regulus: leave me alone!

Sirius: Ryan, I swear if you don't come here-

Regulus: stop.

Sirius: Ray, do not walk away while I'm talking to you!

Remus: what's going on?

James: Regulus accidentally called Sirius Seth and now Sirius refuses to call Regulus by his real name.

Sirius: Robert, come here right now.

Regulus: leave me alone, Sebastian.

Sirius: I'll not leave you alone, Richard.

Regulus: Remus, tell Samuel to leave me alone.

Sirius: Robin, this's between me and you.

Regulus: whatever you say, Solomon!

Regulus: shuts his door.

Sirius: that's it! This means war, Remington!

[theprongspotter]

Sirius: I hate you!

Regulus: Okay? I hate me too, you’re not special.

[nixnight1]

Sirius: You steal my motorcycle, I DONT have you arrested, I invite my brother into your home, I open myself up to you like a brother, I'm force to wait an hour for bagels I DIDN'T EVEN WANT, and then I come home to find you chewing on my BROTHER'S FACE!!

James: *face red and doesn't know how to defend the situation*

Regulus: *deeply offended* I KISS LIKE A PRINCE

Sirius: You are grounded for...till college

Regulus: For till college?

Sirius: FOR TILL COLLEGE

Regulus: You can't ground me!!

Sirius: I can and I'm doing it, go to...my room!

Regulus: I hate you! *walks away and shuts the door dramatically loud*

James: I'm...sorry?

[reggies-fake-horcrux]

I LOVE the idea of Regulus having black and white hair like Narcissa does

[not-rab]

James: How did you get your brother to co-operate with you?

Sirius: I threatened to reveal his dark secret.

James: Which is what?

Sirius: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.

James *nervous sweating*:

[chasingthestarss]

Sirius: REMUS! I BURNT MY HAND!

Remus: Quick, put it on something cold.

Sirius, putting his hand over Regulus’ heart: Ahh, much better

Regulus: Fuck off

[yourgalgremlin]

James Potter 🤝 Michael Scott (The Office):

[none-of-it-was-accidental]

reg would wear headphones with nothing playing, just so he could avoid conversations.

[green-lights-33]