#regulus black

[augustuscaesarsalad]

RIP Regulus I guess

[my-castles-crumbling]

clay - jegulus raising harry - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 431

“...no, he needs yellow hair!” James heard Harry yell indignantly from the kitchen, and he smiled to himself as he walked through the house, having just come home.

“Ah, of course. Yellow hair. Let me just…” Regulus replied softly, his back to James and his body blocking whatever he and Harry were working on diligently at the table, their attention completely absorbed in their project.

“My two favorite boys,” James said in fond greeting, moving to circle his arms around his boyfriend’s waist and press a kiss to Regulus’s cheek before peering over his shoulder. “What are you and Regulus up to, Haz?”

“Regulus is teaching me how to get my anger out,” Harry said seriously, eyes focused on a small clay figure in front of him with light blonde hair and pale skin. Though the blob wasn’t the most distinguishable, it was clearly a human.

Regulus, meanwhile, was creating a just-as-poorly-made figure with long black hair and gray eyes, and little black squiggles all over his body.

“Who are those supposed to be? And how does that get your anger out?” James asked slowly, stepping forward to get a better view and frowning at the ‘art’ in front of him.

“That’s Uncle Pads,” Harry explained, gesturing to Regulus’s sculpture, as if it was obvious. “Reggie’s mad at him for being bramatic.”

“Dramatic,” Regulus corrected, smirking. “He cursed at me for eating the last biscuit. Isn’t that mean, Harry?”

“Cursing is wrong,” Harry nodded solemnly. “And this,” he gestured to his blond-haired figurine, “is a boy from my playgroup. He’s all…” the four-year-old scrunched up his nose and waved his hands in the air while making a snobbish expression.

James chuckled at the boy. “Okay, but that doesn’t answer my other question. How does this help with your anger?”

Regulus gave James a mischievous look. “Ready, Haz?” he asked the bespectacled boy.

“Ready!”

“Three, two, one!”

Bam!

Together, Regulus and Harry slammed their hands down on their creations, smushing them completely under their palms and giggling together.

James gaped. On the one hand, only Regulus could come up with something so…unique to take out his anger. But on the other? Seeing his son and the love of his life laugh together like this made his heart melt.

“Wanna make one, Dad?” Harry asked after his giggles subsided, gesturing to the unused clay.

He tilted his head. But really, the whole thing was adorable, and where was the harm? “Yeah,” he said decisively, reaching forward. “My boss pissed me off today.”

“No cursing!” Regulus and Harry shouted at once, making James laugh.

[cryingoverdeadgaywizzards]

Sirius getting in trouble and McGonagall not calling his parents because Sirius was disowned, but also not calling the Potters because they had to take care of talking to James.

So, she decides to bring Regulus to her office and just let him yell at Sirius.

[vinyllabean]

regulus, barty, and evan being the hottest in their grade (they’ve each rejected at least 20 diff ppl)

also headcanon reg was probably always asked to model for the hogwarts school uniform

[nina-s0]

"Don't read the same book twice, and expect a different ending."

Fuck off that's what fanfiction is for tf.

[mrmumus]

"So what do you recommend to encourage affection?"

"Dancing, even if one's partner is barely tolerable"

[its-the-vendetta]

The Black brothers getting so incredibly high before a family event they’re being forced to go to. Everyone is just so confused bc suddenly Regulus is acting out like Sirius would and Sirius is in a corner zoning out like Regulus normally does

[honeycaksy]

AU where Regulus’ karma is having a son who happens to be the carbon copy of Sirius.

p.1 | p.2 | p.3 | p.4 | p.5 | p.6 | p.7 | p.8

Masterlist of the AU

[my-castles-crumbling]

undone - april 29 - jegulus - @taylorswiftmicrofic - word count: 418

“Did you like it?”

Regulus didn’t have to see who was talking to know who it was. “Fuck off, Potter,” he murmured, not looking around to the source of the voice.

“Hm. But I have to know. When you kissed him, did you like it?”

He scowled. He knew what Potter was talking about, of course. The night before, he’d somehow found himself playing a game of Spin the Bottle with a large group at a party; a group that included James Potter. And when he’d spun the bottle and it had landed directly on Bary, he’d been all too happy to pull his friend in for a kiss that was just a bit too much for the game, knowing Potter was only feet away, seething as he watched.

“Of course I did. I didn’t stop him, did I?” Regulus asked contemptuously, finally giving in and looking over to the older boy, who sat next to him on the bench in the courtyard he was occupying.

He’d done far more than just not stopped Barty. He’d pushed his tongue in the other boy;s mouth with feigned relish, faking enthusiasm as he wound his fingers in Barty’s hair, pulling him closer. And Barty, who was doing his damndest to make Evan jealous and always enjoyed a good snog besides, was all too happy to respond.

“He kisses better than you, I think,” Regulus added, just to see Potter’s furious reaction.

But far from being annoyed, the Gryffindor just gave him a little smirk. “Yeah? You sure about that?”

He drew back, affronted. “Yes. I am,” he insisted. “What makes you think your lips are some gift bestowed on this Earth?”

James just chuckled. “Nothing. Except when you kissed Barty, you were completely silent.”

Regulus thought back, trying to remember. No, he hadn’t made any noises. But why did that matter? Plenty of people were silent during kisses. He asked Potter this question, practically spitting it in his face.

“It doesn’t. Not on its own,” Potter grinned. “Except when we kissed the other night? You know, the time you keep refusing to talk about?”

Regulus blushed and looked away, scowling.

But James just leaned forward, cupping his cheek and guiding his head so Regulus had to meet his infuriatingly beautiful eyes.

“When I kissed you, baby,” James breathed, smirking, his breath fanning warmly over Regulus’s lips, “you weren’t quiet at all. You came completely undone. Beautiful little whines and the most delicious gasps. What do you suppose that means?”

[jaspercasperthecatghost]

JUST FOUND THIS HEADCANNON !

regulus: “you have your-”

harry: “my mother’s eyes, i know”

regulus: “your father’s grin.”

SOBBING

[rimarkka]

Sirius: I hate my last name

James: oh, padfoot, do you want my parents to adopt you and we can share my last name then?

Regulus: I hate my last name too

James: marry me

[deadpoetskin]

🎨 : art.by_ire on instagram

Was your star next to mine ?

[mrmumus]

Snowy date?💕

Jegulus comission

[dazzlemebaby]

James: So whats your favourite hobby?

Regulus: Stalking

James: ... ok.

James: I like reading and listening to music.

Regulus: I know

[chaoticmultifandom28]

I need this like I need air

jegulus fic where james is a youtuber/streamer who does all sorts of pretty crazy pranks and people ADORE him because he's totally shameless.

one day he gets dared to crash a wedding and oppose it, pretending to be in love with either the groom or the bride.

and even though his editor (and bestest friend) remus told him that that's fucking insane, james still chose to do it bc he's a menace. but he does promise to cut it all off if things get messy.

james gets everything ready and, after stalking some of his old school classmates, he finds that one of them is attending a wedding (it's mulciber, who james remembers to despise back then, so it's a win-win situation), which means his plan is all set.

by fate, and fate only, this wedding is regulus' and some girl's his parents chose for him (and mulciber was invited bc his family is very close to the black's)

and obviously, this is a clear forced marriage, regulus would rather kill himself than marry a girl, he's as gay as they come.

[for sake of the plot, sirius and james don't know each other at all, didn't go to school together either, and sirius didn't run away and is also livid with his parents for marrying reg off, but there wasn't anything he could do]

so! prank day, james is live the moment he, very dramatically, stands up and proclaims his love for this.... regulus guy, and how he knows he promised to not come but he just couldn't handle the thought of the love of his life being married to someone else (his followers thought he was going to claim to love the bride, but james found the groom way too cute and he just couldn't hold himself back, he's just a guy)

the 30 seconds of pure silence and shock that follow are almost enough to make james break character and start laughing like crazy.

regulus, who's flabbergasted by the way, knows immediately that it's a prank. however, this might as well be a sign of the gods, because, what are the chances that this (very handsome) random man, chose HIS wedding out of all, and targeted HIM to be the one he "loves"? way to many coincidences.

also, did he mention the dude is unbelievably fit?

he makes a choice right there.

using all his acting abilities, he makes a whole scene tearing up and running to him. it's so well done, james for a second believes they are actual lovers.

hell breaks at that moment, walburga goes absolutely nuts along with orion and their side of the family. the bride's family start a fight, and between the commotion regulus sees his brother laughing maniacally after their mother yells at regulus to stop playing games or he will get disowned.

james, who thinks that this is now along the lines of things getting messy, is about to announce it's all a prank, when regulus sees right through him, panics, and just whispers "im going to kiss you now, sorry" before snogging the life out of him.

remus, who's the camera guy, cuts the live right there.

james, oh james, he doesn't quite hear the screech walburga lets out because this backfired so bad, but jesus chirst can this regulus kiss. this is love at first sight. love at first prank, if you may.

regulus knowing stuff is about to get bad, just grabs james' hand and runs for it. james just follows, he's dizzy. remus also follows because he's NOT getting involved in all that, he's actually quitting james.

sirius follows too, if his little brother is finally disowned, there's no reason to stay, thank you very much.

anyways, this whole idea was just because i want james followers to see his channel thumbnails going:

CRASHING A RANDOM WEDDING 💍 PRANK #56

to

how i met the love of my life ; Q&A

and

REG AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED (im sealing all entries so no-one can crash it) — VLOG

bye