#regulus black incorrect quotes

[the-great-1989-cheese-disaster]

Regulus: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Peter: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Remus: Drunk.

Sirius: Wasted.

James: Dead.

[siriuslylovejegulus33]

Regulus and Remus: *Reading books and cuddled up together*

Sirius: Oh my god, James *teary eyed*

James: So precious *hand on his mouth*

Remus: I'm a fucking wereworlf

Regulus: I can put a dagger in you in less than a second

Sirius and James: *Hug eachother and sob*

[chasingthestarss]

Regulus: *writing poems*

Sirius: Are you writing sad boi poetry again? Just talk to him!

Regulus: You told me yesterday to not talk to him.

Sirius: Well now you’re writing sad boi poetry so I take it back!

Regulus: It’s not sad boi poetry, it’s literature. Leave me alone.

Sirius: That’s what someone who is writing sad boi poetry would say.

[z0mbieb0ys-incorrectquotes]

Evan: I trust Barty.

Regulus: You think he knows what he’s doing?

Evan: I wouldn't go that far.

[saintchaser]

james: would you still love me if i was a worm

lily: i would put you in a jar and give you leaves to eat every day

regulus: i’d step on you.

[milesmoralesluvs]

*playing wizard chess*

regulus: how the hell am i losing?

y/n: ...

y/n: *crunch*

[m00nagegaydream]

James: I, uh, heard you like bad boys?

Regulus:

James: I stole chocolates from Remus.

Regulus:

James:

Regulus: Marry me.

[druidspellsvxq]

My favorite Jegulus headcanons

Regulus fell in love with James after the first Gryffindor VS Slytherin quidditch match, when James helped him to the infirmary in the pouring rain 😭I LOVE THIS ONE

Regulus hated his nickname 'Reg' and so he named James 'bunny' but that didn't stick

Regulus left James after learning about the prophecy (that Lily and James had Harry who defeated Voldemort) but still went to look for a way to defeat him so that he could get back to James and explain.

James always gave Regulus rocks that 'reminded him of Reg's eyes' and Regulus had a whole collection that he carried with him every day (Remus knew this and made sure his gravestone was made out of those rocks (there was no body buried but there was still a burial with only close friends))

Regulus always read Muggle books (got them from Pandora)

They would have movie nights and James was absolutely terrified of horror movies so he'd manage to end up in Regulus' arms like halfway through (yes, Regulus knew this and he would intentionally pick scary movies)

Before quidditch matches they would do a wizarding version of rock paper scissors (pebble, parchment, wand) and whoever won got to grab the snitch. However, Regulus let James win most of the time.

[soleil-black]

*Remus sits on the Hogwarts express staring at two young boys who look just like his dead best friend and his crazy ex boyfriend*

Remus: Who are you?

Harry: oh, I'm Harry Potter, sir.

Regulus: and I'm Regulus Black.

Remus: Are you really?

***

Remus: So you're Sirius' thirteen year old son. Raised in France. We'll pardon my french but who the fuck spawned you because I CERTAINLY DID NOT

[lustsickforyou]

James: (extremely sarcastic) Oh, I’m sorry! I was slightly drugged and kidnapped at the time.

Regulus: (under his breath) Unbelievable.

James: Also in case you forgot I’m a normal guy! Why didn’t you just ask me what the torturer was torturing me about??

[siriuslylovejegulus33]

Young Harry talking to visitors: My papa is the best with knives

James, laughs awkwardly: Yes, dear. Reggie is the most delightful cook.

Young Harry: No I meant his dagger-

James, shoving cake into Harry's mouth: Here, sweetheart

Regulus, grinning: Harry, darling. Do you mean my tricks? Your daddy especially likes it when I use them in the bedroo-

James, shoves cake into Reg's mouth: Love, stop joking around. We have guests.

*Later*

James: Reggie, you can't SAY that infront of people.

Regulus: *takes out James' fav dagger*

James, inhales sharp breathe: Ah fuck it. Come here.

[chasingthestarss]

James: You won’t kill me?

Regulus: go

James: Great!

Regulus: Before I reconsider

James: Not great

[z0mbieb0ys-incorrectquotes]

Barty: Bye Evan! Bye Regulus! Bye Dorcas! Bye Pandora! Bye Evan!

Regulus: You said ‘bye Evan’ twice.

Barty: I like Evan.

[saintchaser]

regulus: sirius, how does one confess to the person they are infatuated with?

sirius: you just go for it? just tell them i love you and if that doesn't do the trick, do something nice for them

regulus: okay thank you i'm going to do just that with your best friend now

sirius: what

regulus: what

[graktung]

Sirius: i thought you didn’t like facebook anymore?

regulus: don’t be silly. i’m a fan of anything that tries to replace actual human contact.

[justahawkinsgirl]

Sirius: just… be yourself

Regulus: "Be myself?" Sirius, this is Y/N’s father and I have one day to win him over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Y/N: right away

Remus: two weeks

Lily: 4 months

James: Jury’s still out

Regulus: See? “Be myself” what kind of garbage advice is that?