Shen Qingqiu: System, what's the weather today?
System: Cloudy in the morning, turning breezy with clouds and sun in the afternoon
Shen Qingqiu: System, set a tea timer for 2 mins.
System: ...
System: Are you trying to use me as your personal assistant?!
[ Violation: Misuse of System! B-Points: -50. ]
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Tianlang-jun: Master Shen, can I offer you something? Water? Tea? My nephew's hand in marriage?
Shen Qingqiu: what?
Tianlang-jun: Perhaps wine? Some snacks? My sons hand in marriage?
Shen Qingqiu: I-
Tianlang-jun: Tanghulu? Congee? My hand in marriage?
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First bingqiu of the year! aaaah I felt so rusty, I need to draw moreee
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POV you’re LQG walking in on SQQ and SQH’s super important do not disturb sect management meeting (they’re doing a system screen share and watching the Barbie movie. You cannot see it)
Ko-fi | Commissions
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believe it or not i am reading
[ID: A meme redraw of a quote-retweet with Scum Villain characters.
Luo Binghe @/shizunliker: you see me chasing you down wyd (Attached art of Luo Binghe running on Chinese rooftops while scowling)
Peak Lord Shen Qingqiu @/peerlesscucumber: Killing myself in front of you to forever change our bond and the trajectory of our lives. End ID]
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How immortals spend time with their husbands (when they not papaing) ?
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Shen Qingqiu as The Onion's headline
Character owned by mxtx and picture I found on pintrest edited by me
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the sillies (i just read svsss hi tumblr)
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