#rhyming

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My mom and I had watched the Nun 2 the other day, so I suspect this is where this came from, but I just woke up from a dream where like this village or common was being terrorized by a smiling shadow demon, and I had teamed up with an ex sniper to try and hunt the demon, idk if he was also a priest or anyone who was qualified to hunt demons, but if it showed up you had to not look at it and hold your hand out like you were Swiper, no swiping, and you had to say a rhyme that was like, go away or whatever, but I made up one and the demon just kinda stared at me then it said that I had technically fulfilled the requirements so he was going to leave but he wanted me to know that the rhyme I made up was terrible. Then the dream randomly changed and suddenly I was at work talking to my manager…. On second thought maybe the demon lied and killed me when I tried to leave and I was immediately transported to Hell where I would have to work my grocery job for all eternity.

[webdiggerxxx]

꧁★꧂

[lovebloodandmonsters]

I imagine spring arrives black dress, thigh boots, satin glove begrudging and disinterested for 𝒫𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓅𝒽𝑜𝓃𝑒 has left her love. I imagine she's kept her habits from the dark depths of hell blowing smoke in the face of daffodil and bluebell. The world opens up with sweetness and glee and she rolls her eyes muttering "yeah... It's me."

— Carolina Outcrop

[deepwaterwritingprompts]

Deep Water Prompt #3028

The rhyming river is cool and clear, it bubbles and breaks past my home. Wade into your knees and the river will speak, through your mouth, in prophetic poems.

[marionthegeek]

I've seen it mentioned that Stede managed to be incredibly smooth with that "You wear fine things well" line so it'll be amazing when he's trying to flirt intentionally.

I'll raise you that it absolutely will not.

Mr. "I may be landed gentry, but I'm thrilled to be granted entry" and "talk it through, as a crew" is not going to be smooth at all. It's going to be perpetually worse rhyming couplets all the way down.

And Ed is going to love them.

[grokebaby]

The seamstress was a lady of great beauty and skill.

But unfortunately it wasn't her skills that paid the bills.

Any spider good at weaving webs would hope that's the part that attracts flies. But when you come in a certain shape, the web is only good for covering lies.

Ribs, waist, hips, legs - her body soon infested with eggs. And she felt, over a time: "This body is no longer mine."

But within her plight, from the dark of the night; a generous stranger came to her lane - and alas, set her poor little heart aflame.

Unlike any man or person she'd met thus far, for you see - it was no man at all.

Noticing her strain, the kind stranger made an offer of change. And the crafty seamstress would settle for nothing plain - being already dehumanized, an insectoid wouldn't feel strange.

To her predators, the seamstress would only be a beauty when they first met; so any man pushing over the line would end up quite dead.

And thus many of them would find themselves infested with flies instead.

Eventually she did run away with her mysterious stranger, leaving humanity behind.

And you'd find that the world of monsters can be surprisingly kind.

She however, was not. Not anymore.

...

"I'm sorry you had to save me"

[danskjavlarna]

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[artbycs]

@razatronz @featherlight-whispers and i wrote this in a chat in a span of 20 minutes

Food is good, food is great

It's better to eat it with a mate

and maybe even eight

Probably 7 cause ill be late

but dont bother to wait

Now im standing at the gate

Waiting to participate

but sadly. yall chose to hate

Yet again i took the bait

And now i sat in my fate

With nothing left to do but masterb-

The public did not fascinate

Could not even think straight

Brain cells declining at an expedited rate

Getting awkward with their date

No more mental room to capacitate

raz's messages make me regurgitate

No longer needing to urinate

clinging on to the waste drainage grate

No more experiences to create

Damn, I wish that i had ate

And bonus ending line with help from @nikogane

now im dead just like klance the queerbait

[env0writes]

NaPoWriMo Vol. 3, 4.12.24 “Tall Tales"

He’s six foot and charming And does what he’s asked He’ll say please and thank you And he’ll do what is tasked To the music, he’s dancing Sanctimoniously Effortlessly romancing Unintentionally He’s uncertain with his sanity And isn’t sure if he’s real He’s doing what he can Which is everything; what’s his deal? To the moonrise he is staring Filled with gumption Filled with caring Constant are his thoughts, cautious in assumption He’s the author and writer and hides behinds words Sending out calls to the morning; he’s brained with the birds

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[rrrauschen]

(1) Maya Deren & Talley Beatty, {1945} A Study in Choreography for Camera (2) Hilray Harris, {1967} 9 Variations on a Dance Theme

[evilhorse]

Life must sometimes be played on that base level.

[pricc]

WHO THEY THOUGHT I WAS

They thought I was crazy.

Aren't we all a little insane?

They thought I was stupid.

I've heard all the names.

They must've thought I was emotionless,

When they said my dad wasn't dead.

They must've thought I didn't know,

Everything that was said.

They thought I was so different,

Now they want me around.

They must've thought I wouldn't know

Who made every sound.

They even called me white

Because of the way I act.

They even called me foolish,

Thinking that I didn't like black.

They thought so many things,

It's no wonder I've changed,

Because they thought so much shit,

I'll never be the same.

He said, she said,

Yes, that really hurts.

If only they'd think for once.

I've tried it and it still works.

What do they want to know?

Because I think I'm a simple man.

It's such a shame that they thought,

That I'm more than what I am.

[pnkq]

fill in the blanks

Roses are red,

Gas is pumped,

____: *humps y/n* y/n: *is humped*

be honest who'd you put

[furniture-leporid]

A sheep dog guards a wolf

I promise he's harmless if you learn to sit still

It's all he has known, he can't help the urge to kill

He's way far away, hunting some new type of thrill

I give you my word, my own wounds are just not real.

[ask-numberjacks]

If you're wondering why the question is an image - some silly microsoft thing isn't allowing me to answer it for some reason, so I had to make do with a screenshot of it.

The link showed a video of the Puzzler saying "No more fun, it's such a bore! All the things are back to nor...mal." And looking rather disappointed.