#rip yuu

[violetlunette]

(After Saving Leona from his inferiority complex Blot) Yuu: *saddles over to Silver who is helping injured with a “friendly” smile* Sooo! Now, that that’s all settled, how about you and go get to know each other-- Yuu’s hand: *tries to place hand on Silver’s hip to get close to third base* Yuu’s hand: *is thwarted* Yuu: OWW!! Lilia: *Holding Yuu’s hand away from his boy and smiling so pleasant stars appear* (Note: Stars may or may not be from the intense pain Yuu is in) Lilia: I don’t believe we’ve met! <3 I’m Lilia Vanrouge, Vice warden of Diasomnia~! And you are? Yuu: *In intense pain* Ow, ow, ow, ow! Silver: ????

[lemonandlime22]

Idk if your requests are open but if they are, could you do headcanons with [Yuu] just with the overblot people and then for [whatever reason], they scold or make fun of them and they just reply with "Says the one who got beaten by a [12 - 14] year old." (Cuz I think you have to be like 15/16 to be a freshman/first year? Idk, correct me if I'm wrong)

I thought their faces would be funny when the realization of the fact a child stopped their blot

(I did get this from when I was reading your bitey child! [Yuu] and I love the bitey child cuz I was that kid <3)

Riddle, Leona, Azul, and Jamil reaction to a cocky little Yuu

Warning(s): cussing, violence towards yuu

A/N: yeah you got the ages right, all the first years are 16. Btw I have a character limit of 4, so I just did the first 4 overblot guys.

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Riddle

Poor boys pride is already so wounded

give him a break.

Ok, what happened to lead up to this,

you, Grim, and the Adeuce duo were messing around in the heartslabyul gardens when you probably broke something or messed up a rose bush in front of Riddle

and those assholes ended up running away when he confronted you guys

leaving you to face Riddles scolding.

You got p annoyed.

So when the scolding was finally over, you just oh so quietly mumbled,

" says the brat who got his ass kicked by a 13 year old... "

"wHAT DID YOU JUST SAY-"

His face was so fucking red, it rivaled his overblot face.

an let's just say you nearly had your head cut off

and I'm not talking about his unique magic.

You got a hole 'nother few hours of scolding

and quite a tight collar that stayed on for a few days.

Ace and Grim got a good kick out of this btw

Deuce was very apologetic and even tried to help smooth things over with Riddle for you

it didn't work.

Leona

HA!

yes keep insulting the manchild >:D

*cough*

Anyway,

this starts the like most other interactions with him do

you interrupting his nap in some way or another

you can pick which way you did this time.

Now, he was having a p rough day

Ruggie wouldn't let him sleep through classes

so he was extra pissed when he got woken up and put what little energy he had left into threatening you with death or smth

and when there was finally a break in his ranting you snarked back at him,

"HA! like you ever could, your ass got wiped by a magicless kid in less than like 30 minutes!"

....

silence....

man was too stunned to speak.

I don't think I can express enough the absolute WRATH that was radiating from off him

you rly started to regret what you said

especially since he looked like he was going to actually kill you

and he was.

You got really lucky when Jack was able to catch his hand mid air

yeah...

this fucker was literally going strangle you if it wasn't for Jack having been looking for you.

Jack wasted no time dragging you out of there and far away from Leona

and for a long time it's going to be rly fuckin tense between you and Leona...

You also got one hell of a scolding from Jack.

Azul

Same thing I said in Riddle's

his pride is already in shambles

and you and the tweels are not helping one bit.

So on to what happened,

you were bored so you decided to check out the clubs after school

and your first stop was the board game club.

eh? eh? get it? wink wink nudge nudge??

ok ill stop..

Idia basically scurried to the corner of the room to play on his phone when you came in and Azul was more than happy to possibly teach a brat underclassmen.

As you know, Azul can get pretty cocky sometimes

and this was one of those times,

he was talking smack

blabbering on and on about how easy this is for him and how he should prob go as easy on you as he could if he wanted you to have any chance of winning

also kinda giving some hints at giving you lessons for using Ramshackle on the weekends

so naturally you,

being the lil sassy bitch you are <3, snapped back,

"Mhm, sure, says the fish that was outwitted and beaten up by a tween and their rat bastard band of friends!"

there was a moment of silence,,,

that was quickly broken by Idia bursting into a short laugh at Azul.

The poor octopus wasn't expecting such a clap back

epically not one regarding his overblot

he may or may not have teared up a little bit...

He was also p upset obv

so he just grabbed his phone and made a call

"Hey Floyd-"

and you booked it out of there.

Floyd did chase you a little later on at the request of Azul.

Jamil

Jeez-

he's doing best man 😔.

You were going to meet up with Ace and Deuce after their clubs and Ace's was usually finished before Deuce's so you went to go wait for him and then get Deuce together

but you accidentally got there early

and you know that means

more waiting!!

yay!

I hope you can tell this is complete sarcasm

so you were just waiting on the bleachers watching the basketball club members practice when the ball hit you straight in the face

causing you to get a nosebleed...

ouch,,

Ace and Floyd were on the ground laughing their ass's off

Jamil went to go get the ball and make sure your nose wasn't broken

dw I googled it, a nose can bleed without being broken

and even tho he is trying to be a better person he was still a very sassy person

so ofc he made a joking snide remark about you being a little brat or smth

and you ofc snapped back with,

"Well, in case you forgot, this 'little brat' kicked your snake butt with three fish and a cat!"

and he just walked away

you were very stunned, you expected him to at least glare at you

but I guess you really can't compla-

*SMACK*

oop-

spoke too soon I guess....

Now you definitely have a broken nose...

he hit you as hard as he could with the ball btw.

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[coolbattlegirl]

Breaking News!

Student is locked up for one thousands years after refusing to feed his feral cat!

Defendant states to news, “He already eaten 10 cans of tuna an hour ago! I am in my right to refuse his request!”

Link to comic/context

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

Sea bunny yuu would be loved by all especially Leona and Floyd

-fun fact

Floyd

[mrsrookhunt]

Imagine if you ask the magic mirror again and it gives you a dorm this time. How the dorm leaders + the poor unfortunate souls underneath them react

Magic Mirror: This soul now has a place within this world. Your dorm is..

Heartslabyul

*happy sobbing from some, unhappy from others* *COUGH, riddle*

Savanaclaw

*unhappy sobbing in, will never be sleeping again*

Octavinelle

*unhappy sobbing, wiping away tears with money*

Scarabia

*JOYOUS SOBBING*

Pomefiore

*Vil is throwing up* *Rook is about to faint*

Ignihyde

*mute button is off* NO GOD PLEASE NO OH PLEASE GOD NO

Diasomnia

*INHUMAN SCREECHES OF JOY* CHILD OF MAN------ ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

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[madakoka]

He aims a little squirt gun at Azul and shoots. "Aren't you s'pposed to turn into an octopus in water? That's what Yuu told me..."

He's absolutely shocked, and somewhat dripping wet now - well, a bit wet, given the small size of the water gun. "I-Is that so...? I don't turn back into one when splashed with water...." Though he supposes he couldn't fault the child for misunderstanding. He clears his throat and then offers up the most dangerous of smiles. "Where is Yuu-kun, by the way? If you want to see me turn into an octopus, perhaps we should show him, too--"

[lumdays]

heartshackle you are very important to me

[justanotherfanfolks]

Unfortunately for everyone, I love Book 1.

[mintmoth]

Jokes were made and now there's already a sequel

Will the basket ball club ever actually play basketball, that's the real question

[dreamingpartone]

Somehow, Asahi leaned closer, closer…

Threads of Gold: chapter four

[brainlessrot]

Hi! I just read the “if I jump at them they’ll catch me” series and I loved it! I was wondering if you could do something in similar format with Octavinelle where the reader grabs them by the tie, kisses their cheek and attempts to run away while saying “catch me if you can”? If not that’s totally fine-

thank you for requesting <33 it was fun to write!

Octavinelle — Grabbing them by their tie

Contents ;; GN!MC, can be seen as either platonic or romantic!

Characters ;; Azul, Jade, Floyd

Prompt ;; MC grabs them by their tie and kisses them on their cheek, then (attempts) runs away

Azul ;;

He’s working on some paperwork for the monstro lounge, you sat on the couch of the VIP room, resting after working a long shift at the Lounge. He was sitting behind his desk, and his posture had worsened the more you had looked at him. He had started with his back straight, perpendicular to the office chair he was sitting on, but now he resembled more a shrimp than an octopus, you were sure he would be sore if he stayed like that for long. His glasses were also slipping off every once in a while, and he had to push them up every time, he even had his tie skewed, he truly didn’t look like the fine businessman persona he liked to act as.

You could not resist the urge to distract him, he just looked so focused on his work! And you knew the perfect way to do it.

You stood up, walking from the VIP room’s couch and around his desk to stand to his left. He only humed, his eyes not leaving the papers that he was looking at. You were not going to have this.

Your hand grabbed his shoulder, making him look at you. The moment he pushed his glasses up to look at you better, your hand grabbed his tie, pulling at it. You bent forward, a tiny smile on your face. You left a loud kiss on his cheek, the moment your lips came in contact with his skin you could feel him burn underneath.

You had a fulfilled smile on your face as you backed away, you could only describe the expression he had on his face as short circuited, since he didn’t even respond to you waving your hand in front of his face, the only “response” you got was a bunch of incoherent mutters and babbles that left his half-opened lips.

Well, he did deserve a rest, even if in the process his brain died.

Jade ;;

Why are you doing this to yourself? Are you a masochist or something? 

You were calmly helping people around, doing your work as errand runner— err, Prefect of Ramshackle as every day, when you saw Jade. You still wondered how you befriended him, since even the way he “kindly” smiled at the poor first year he was probably blackmailing sent shivers down everybody’s spine, and you were not an exception. But that’s what compelled you to get close to him. You wanted to see what the seemingly composed eel would do if you pushed the wrong— or right— buttons. You liked to annoy him, it was a dangerous sport, but that was what made it interesting. 

So then, after working as a personal therapist, the second part of your daily routine began— annoy the shit outta Jade.

You began with simple stuff, things you did every once in a while. But then, the thing you’d been planning for weeks now was put to action.

You had observed how he never seemed to touch anybody— not even on accident. So, what would happen if you were the one to touch him?

Jade was listening to you ramble, he would be lying if he said he didn’t think of you as an interesting human, but he had noticed the way you always tried to make him lose his marbles, he sometimes indulged you, letting you do whatever you wanted, but he never gave you the reaction you were searching for, and he found the way you never gave up adorable.

However, he was not expecting you to step closer to him, not many people had the guts to do so. And when you lifted your hands up to his collar, fixing his tie, he had to resist the urge to chuckle. But you didn’t stop there, you pulled him in, a hand on his tie and the other on his shoulder, and quickly left a chaste kiss on his cheek, a small smirk on your face. 

He took a second to mask the surprise on his face with an amused look, and you took that opportunity to turn around and stick your tongue out to him, telling him that he’d never catch you even if he tried.

He took that as a dare. And you better keep in mind that he never loses.

Floyd ;;

Floyd followed you through the campus, and everytime you were not moving he was inside your personal space. Well, even when you were moving he walked extremely close to you, if you were not careful you feel as if he would put his foot in front of you to make you slip and fall.

“Shrimpyyy.” His arms dangled around your shoulders, his chin resting on top of your head. His body draped over yours as if he was a warm blanket, but he was, indeed, not one. You caved in, asking him what he wanted. “I want attention! To play! ANYTHING.” 

You groaned, you did not have that much free time, and you couldn’t afford to lose an hour, probably putting your life at risk with Floyd, so you only had one option; running away. 

A light bulb seemed to appear on top of your head when an idea popped into your mind, this could make Floyd have fun and you could get away from him!

But oh, how wrong you were, how would that work as intended?

You shoved his arms off of yourself, ignoring the pout he had. You turned around to look at him, the frown was quickly replaced seeing as you were giving him attention.

You closed the distance even more, the tips of your shoes touching. Your hand held onto his blazer, since he always wore his uniform a mess, and pulled him in your direction. He chuckled, interested in what you were trying to do, he let you move him at your wish, his eyes following your every movement. As your lips left a quick peck on his cheek he made a sound similar to a squeek, his hands making a move at grabbing you. However, you sidestepped quickly, evading him. Your tongue poked out of your mouth as you riled him up, your feet hitting the tiles as you made a run for it.

The moment you had the opportunity, you entered an empty classroom, and when you heard his footsteps blend out of hearing distance, you slightly cracked the door open. Suddenly, a hand pushed it open with enough force to make it bounce against the wall, your eyes met with Floyd’s

“I caught you little shrimpy!” He cooed, stepping towards you. It’s safe to say that you didn’t make it to any of your appointments.

[honeyuuyuu]

a quiche

GOD SORRY IM LIKE VOMMITING ART TODAY BUT GODDAMNIT NANA- @nanamisflowerfield​ post about... that dreaded costco ass lookin bitch with glasses and very green-

**TW: Dirty minded

Not seen in image: T*ey putting A*e in a headlock. @jackplushie​ your man told him that-

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[hoshimochicchi]

#3 Incorrect Quotes: Twisted Wonderland (feat. Leonayuu!!)

*Ace, Deuce, and Grim are laying down on the ground exhausted while Jack is scolding them*

Sebek: What happened to those idiots this time?

Jack: Prefect beat them up for giving them and Leona matching shirts.

Epel: Well that doesn’t seem to bad though?

*Jack points to a blushing Yuu and a smug Leona a little further away*

Yuu: *wearing a shirt that says “I’m Yuu the fucking therapist”*

Leona: *wearing a shirt that says “I’m fucking Yuu the therapist”*

Sebek: Oh.

Epel: Well to be fair they had it coming.

this is just a little filler thingy bc ive been procrastinating my other drafts, also i noticed my twisted wonderland post was getting a lot of likes (for me anyways its alot) so yeah

[coolbattlegirl]

“I wonder why everyone’s being so loud-”

In his defense, he forgot what he was doing your honor-

Small bonus of the aftermath:

[violetlunette]

Grim: Myahh~! Jamil thwarted our attempts to get Kalim to tell Lilia the bad news about Silver disappearing, so we have to do it ourselves! Not-Silver-obsessed-but-just-as-dumb-maybe-even-dumber-Yuu: Excellent exposition, Grim. Yuu: Though I’m not sure who you’re expositioning to as I was there the whole time. Grim: What are we going to do? Yuu: Guess we’re just going to have to be brave and do it. Grim: Will that be alright? Yuu: Don’t worry, I have a genius plan! Yuu: Hey, Lilia! Lilia: Yes? What--WHOA!! Lilia: *Is shoved in a closet* HEY! Yuu: Okay, so the thing is there was a lab accident wiuth your priecious and beloved son Silver, who vanished! And we dunno if he was like teleported somewhere, shrunk, or was just completely obliterated in a blast of fiery hell! ~Silence~ Grim: You think he heard us? Yuu: Yuu isn’t sure. But I think we should take the opportunity to—ACK!! Grim: Mwahh! Lilia: *Holding Yuu’s throat after teleporting out of the closet* Lilia with an overly pleasant tone: Sorry! These old ears aren’t what they used to be! Would you be a dear and repeat that? Yuu: Guck!

[mrsrookhunt]

Epel: Hey, Yuu! Are you a snack? Because I could just eat you up.

Yuu: Are you a snack?? Because you look like you got crushed in someone's backseat on the way home.