FrankIero: first day of tour:
i just ripped my only pair of shorts getting out of the trailer and now my balls are hanging out the side.
#sik 👊
[July 20, 2019 | 9:26 PM]
amandaveyart: you really do just smash that ‘send tweet’ button sometimes, huh
FrankIero: it is entirely possible my newly freed testicle swung out and smashed said button. 🤷♀️
[July 20, 2019 | 9:31 PM]
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Fool Who Ripped His Pants (Octo-Kidets Edition)
Junior: Did have to be a fool to get Megans' attention, AM I THE BIGGEST LOSER ON THE BEACH!?
Daisy came up to Junior all red and burning, Junior got up and looked at the cub,
Daisy: No, I am, I forgot to put on sunscreen.
She puts her paw on her belly and it leaves a sounding mark, which vanishes,
Junior: Ow...
AJ came up to Junior and her sister with sands on her burger buns,
AJ: No, I am, I got sand in my buns,
She shows them two sandy hamburger buns. suddenly, Periwinkle pops his head out of the sand,
Periwinkle: No, I'm the biggest loser on the beach, Orson buried me in the sand and forgot me,
AJ, Daisy & Periwinkle: What happened to you?
Junior: I lost my Girlfriend
AJ, Daisy & Periwinkle: How?
Junior grabs his father's guitar and sings he is front of the sandcastle and a sand telephone he built earlier,
Junior: When I ripped...
his swimming trunks start ripping,
Junior: my pants. *SINGING* 🎶I thought that I had everybody by my side, but I went and blew it all sky-high, and now she won't even spare a passing glance,🎶
The curtain comes down and a spotlight shines on Junior,
Junior: *SINGING* 🎶all just because I...🎶
rips his swimming trunks again
Junior: *SINGING* 🎶ripped my pants.🎶
the other three assemble on a sand stage with sand instruments and sing,
All: *SINGING* 🎶When Mark the Fox came round just to put him down, Junior turned into a clown, and no girl ever wants to dance with a fool who went and🎶
AJ turns around and suddenly, her bottom then rips, splitting open, revealing her pink underwear,
All: *SINGING* 🎶ripped his pants!🎶
a crowd of girls begins to gather around Junior,
Junior: *SINGING* 🎶I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse, but the pain feels so much worse. 'Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun than a burn from the sun...🎶
All: *SINGING* 🎶Or sand in your buns!🎶
instrumental break. AJ scrapes the two buns together to make a rhythm then the curtain shows waves crashing about,
Junior: *SINGING* 🎶Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget...so listen and you won't regret. Be true to yourself; don't miss your chance...and you won't end up like the fool...who...ripped... his...pants!🎶
the whole group comes together one by one in sync with the music and they rip their pants. By now, a huge crowd has gathered and is cheering the group onstage. A blimp flies by with Junior's name on it. It's revealed that Junior and his band were having a concert.
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