#riverdale crack

[bittershade]

(I made this year's ago I'm so sad no one thought it was funny 😢😢🥲🥲🥲😭😭)

[kangaruthi]

[incorrectringsofpower]

Sauron: Let me back in. You won’t have to work another day ever again. You’ll be my wife again. Galadriel: Over my dead body. Sauron: That can be arranged. [Galadriel slaps Sauron] Sauron: Was that foreplay or punishment?

[loveisloveisacomplicatedgirl]

crack fics save lives

[laylakeating]

archie’s all american the song of the century ???

[transexualbutchfagdyke]

he's so pretty

[jhsharman]

weird mysteries

The auto generated captions at YouTube produce interesting results, don't they? Also note the "e/i", a creative use for this if there ever was one. The educational content on a "monster of the week" (day) cartoon is -- lesson learned against jealousy or something. Unless there is something to be gleaned from Dilton's techno-babble on splicing through a dna matrix in his lab? (Riverdale High let's him have a personalized lab at the school, evidently.)

An interesting enough episode. An allusion that comes hit over your head if you know it -- they re-enact the first sequence in the very first Archie story. Also at the end Riverdale's pioneering founder is identified as Bob Montana. har De har. And if I squint I can swear they have future Archie a member of a time police contraption -- narrative of the show does not make sense for Jughead to be placed there -- but that may be an accident. These make for interesting call backs, as YouTube commenters appear to show one group of people who think of the Riverdale Show as a retooling of the Archie's Weird Mysteries cartoon, and have no frame of reference beyond that.

Years before the Riverdale series, there was a goofy sketch video. It is what immediately popped into my head when I first learned Riverdale was coming on the air and the very basics of its high concept, that it would be "edgy" -- "okay, they are doing that -- basically". And to be sure, this movie teaser parody has no "Twin Peaks meet Archie" in it, so I guess not quite. But still --Everything clean cut and mundane is moved into the fantastic and gritty or edgy, everything fantastic gets the slice of life parody treatment -- or, you know, Jeffrey Brown does Darth Vader and son. Eddie Murphy has Gumby say "I'm Gumby, damnedit." Harvey Kurtzman and Bill Elder have Archie with a less than ideal family life arrangement.

And here is the stuff of parody -- the latter Riverdale lands on a piece of the former Riverdale by some crooked logic.

The first item here is marked as "most viewed" segment of the old Riverdale movie trailer parody video at youtube, as I guess you would expect, and is a few seconds tacked at the end -- purely gratuitous and disconnected from the rest -- that is the joke. It received some agitated comments in the comments section marking it against the way homosexuality was joked about with concern to Jughead. The second one apparently was at the end or toward the end of the series. I do not know what the show was doing -- like, I know they kissed on the first episode to the eye-roll of Cheryl Blossom who called out their faux-lesbian display. And I know the show runner said the last season of Riverdale was going to be its "queerest" ever -- which since they aren't about to attach Archie to Jughead probably should have been seeable as landing on that. I do not believe I would be aware of the plot twist if I were not sitting on this Tumblr page -- everything starts to have the feel of fan fiction hereabouts.

[withacapitalp]

Maybe I should make HTRAJ end with a quad of Steve/Nancy/Jonathan/Eddie

I mean if riverdale can do it

[godheadjones]

everyone on insta is like so mad there's no bughead or varchie and are like "what are these GARBAGE PAIRINGS 🤮🤮 we want bughead roberto! make riverdale good again!" and like. no one understands that the crack ships are literally just that. crack ships. they are not going to be endgame nor will they be endgame material, they are plot devices and there's still scenes between the three big ships as of season 6 finale in the trailer so like. also people are like "a gay man with a straight girl????? that's so fucked" (and vice versa) but being gay wasn't as open in the 50s and it was shamed so like yes lets have cheryl make out with women publicly and not be hated on for it. same with kevin. and they are in high school again so they're figuring out their feelings again and its like. the crack ships are not serious they are not real pairings that actually have a really strong love between them lets just let riverdale season 7 be silly pls thanks

[green-cinnamon-stick]

All my shows are on hiatus except Riverdale 😩 I need recommendations. Preferably something easy to binge so less than 3 seasons.

I have shows I still need to watch but I don't want to. And my rewatch list is currently at 5 shows so I need new sh*t. I highly doubt anyone is going to see this but just in case, I tagged all the shows I've already watched. I'm open to anything truly, if you can sell it well enough I will watch it.

[incorrectringsofpower]

Galadriel: I'm not crazy. The guy is still out there. It's just for protection. [She stares at her sword] Elrond: Sure, Galadriel. Whatever you say.

[shiploverr]

😍😍😍

Betty is his favorite character 😭

[rhododaktyl]

exceedingly rare vughead w??

[lexxieannie]

kill the part that cringes riverdale season 6 is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen