#rizz anon

[writingsbychlo]

can you read tarot cards? because i bet every card says you’re made for me.

STOP that is CUTE 🥹 funnily enough I actually can and do read tarot cards!!

[andrew-nobody]

do you wanna get rizzy 🤨

-rizz anon

Do I want to get rizzy....?

[bunny-is-cute]

Person from last post (Rizz anon) I am completely aware I have no chance with the divine legendary anegl dust but if husk ya know goes to get milk (my dad core) or something else “naturally”happens…I have his outfit ready to go (comedy)

Angel Dust: Jokes on you! Husk makes his own milk! He doesn’t need to go to the store.

Husk: *horrified* WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!

[alexa-fika]

missed u(r fics) pookie wookie cookie bear 😚😚

~ 🫦

[slowlystickynut]

im thinking about buying

a gyatt...

merry Rizzmas

(rizz)

– rizz anon

I DON'T THINK YOU CAN BUY THOSE, RIZZ ANON. THIS IS CONCERNING?? WHEN IS RIZZMAS? I HOPE I DID NOT MISS IT. I NEED TO MAKE ALL MY DARLING FANS A GIFT FOR THIS WONDERFUL HOLIDAY OF THE NEW AGE. THANK YOU FOR SPLAYING YOUR RIZZ ALL OVER MY DAY, RIZZ ANON. LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

[picnicbask3t]

putting this out here

clown I’m under your bed . watch out

[baguettes-and-biscuits]

Do you play soccer? cuz you're a keeper!

i am immune to pickup lines also are you british? i call them goalies also also i don't like soccer

[ask-embraceidv]

AUGHHHH AUGHHHHH I ATE A POISONOUS FROG AUGHHHHHHHHHH THE POISON IS IN MY BLOOD NOW AUGHHHHH I WILL DIE.....OH IF THERE WAS ONLY A BEAUTIFUL VAMPIRE TO BITE ME AND SUCK ALL THIS POISONOUS BLOOD OUT OF MY BODY AUGHHHH........... (with im dying and homeless help rizz)

[annoyingpurpleanon]

ar eyou a lasso bcuz you caungtht my heart

-cheers, rizzler

UH- FUCKIG DIE??

LIKE- GET THE MEMO AND LEAVE ME ALONE-??? [The hypocrite of all time]

AND STAY AWAY FROM REDNON TOO!!

THIS IS A THREAT!!!!

- Purrnon/Apa ( @annoyingpurpleanon ) 😇

[serpentinezzz]

I totally wasn't planning on dropping a love letter in your ask box while you were away... Ah well suppose i lost my cchance

- a rizz anon ;)

i have like. two followers, I hope you know that. so it gets apparent pretty quickly who certain anons are...

[writingsbychlo]

do you have a thesaurus? because there aren’t enough words to describe how amazing you are.

INTELLECTUAL RIZZ ok tom riddle 🤪

[noweyay]

i'm mr rizz. sigma

-rizz anon

HI MR RIZZ SIGMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN RIZZ ANON

[evelili]

girlfailing her way to success

[alexa-fika]

can you read tarot cards? because i bet every card says you’re made for me.

~ 🫦

YOOO AINT NO WAY

Ain no way you put such smooth moves after making your comebacks

[slowlystickynut]

you're right s.orry

– rizz anon

NO WORRIES MY DEAR RIZZ ANON. I DON'T MIND THE WRONG NUMBER TEXT. IN FACT, EVERY TIME I GET A WRONG NUMBER TEXT I DO MY BEST TO START A CONVERSATION WITH THE PERSON ON THE OTHER SIDE. I DO BELIEVE EVERYBODY HAS THEIR OWN STORY TO TELL. EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE GUY. YOU KNOW THE ONE. I USED TO PICK UP WRONG NUMBER CALLS TOO BUT HE'S THE REASON I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE. LET'S TRY NOT TO MENTION HIM AND PRAY HE DOESN'T SEND ME ANYMORE VOICEMAILS. LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

[cowardlykrow]

Despite herself, the Emma is wooed