#rook headcanons

[quimichi]

Pspspsp could I request self-aware Kaeya and Rook (separately) finding out it's the players birthday?

(I think my type in men is a peacock, but a sneaky one)

. . . . . . . ╰──╮HAPPY BIRTHDAY╭──╯ . . . . . . .

ROOK AND KAEYA FINDING OUT ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY - SAGAU

Rook x Reader Kaeya x Reader

A/n: I also love myself a cute pot haircut guy ♡ I didn't know if you wanted the player in the game or not, but I put our MC in the game :) I can do it out of the game too no biggie just ask ♡

ROOK - Let the hunt begin

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Rook Hunt is the kinda person who knows everything, he's a hunter after all. He watches his prey and that is currently you

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ nothing goes by him without him noticing. So, when he found out that today is your birthday, he was more than thrilled

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ he's so ready to give you the best presents of them all. Not even Vil could compare with the designer skin care set. Rook had a watchful eye all year over you and memorized everything you enjoy and take a liking too

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ you will, no, you must notice him now. He isn't hiding, heis on full display for the day, ready to sweep you off your feet and have the attention of the MC on him for the day. Only on him, he is begging for it with what he does.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Rook made so sure you will notice he ADORES you more than anyone else. Because the truth is, nobody adores you more than him. You are the MC, the player and the main character of the story, if you ask him to warship you, he will. Without any questions he would kneel in front of you and warship you the rest of his days, because you are true beauty and perfection.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ and your birthday is giving him the best opportunity for this. You're thirsty? Have this water. Hungry? Take his lunch. Your legs are tired even while sitting down? Use him as a foot rest

KAEYA - Life's greatest illusions are the ones we believe in ourselves

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ oh~? So it's your birthday huh? What a pleasant surprise!

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ he does care a lot about you, but at the same time showing it makes it difficult. Just letting anyone near him is difficult. He loves you, adores you, is obsessed with you. And he for sure is smooth about them feelings for ya.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ he refuses to let you play with his feelings for much longer. How dare you milk him dry with that smile of yours, your kind words and generous actions towards him that he just wants to return especially on your birthday, ugh f you.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ those negative feelings are long gone because of you. He is still this closed off Worshipper of you, but accepted the feelings he has for his creator.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ and since it's your birthday he will have an opportunity to ket those feelings slip out without being to weird about them. Yes, all the others are also giving you the best absolut presents but somehow his felt special to you

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ there was a thought behind the present, something you truly needed, not wanted, but needed. You can tell he spend his sweet time and money getting that and although for others it might not be special, it truly is. No diamond ring or ancient parfume could ever compare to what he gave you

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ he literally said, "Fuck ya'll, I'm their fav now" cause yes, he is. Oh btw, he just found out on your birthday, that it's your birthday---

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ because you never told anyone really so everything was kinda chaotic and people were going crazy over the fact. So did Kaeya-he usually always keeps his cool but you make him lose his shit

[cvlutos]

“I like to Write”

| Repost: 02.18.23 | 1.1 K | Rated PG |

Malleus D., Rook H., Idia S., Azul A. X GN!Writer!Reader

| Characters18+ | Headcannons | Super Sweet | Suggestive w/ Idia | Fluff | Platonic/Romantic Relationships | Proceed with Caution, Beloved. |

T.Manor.Requests: For the Lovely @sidra-29 Thank you for the request!!

I was WAITING FOR THIS-

Ahem… Can I request Malleus, Rook, Idia and Azul with a Gn!Reader who writes stuff. Like books and all on the internet and sometimes they even write some special things for our boys

Take your time and stay healthy dear !

♡ Malleus Draconia ♡

Malleus Draconia is a lot of things, and one of them is being super supportive.

♡♡ Whether you’re his partner or simply his friend, he is guaranteed to be your biggest fan. Even if all you write is dribbles or short little things, nonetheless he’s reading. If you write fanfic, he will take it very seriously and be highly entertained by it. If it makes you happy, it makes him happier. If you want tips or constructive criticism, he’ll give it. If you just want his genuine reaction, he’ll do that as well.

♡♡ He keeps all of your work. Even if you hate it, he keeps it and stores it away, so that later you’ll see your progress, he’s super encouraging and won’t ever call your work badly, but he might allude to something not being your best piece, but he doesn’t fault for it. Anything your write for him, he wont stop talking about it. Like will casually bring it up, and if you dont write something for anyone else, he is so smug.

♡♡ He also likes to stand over you when you write. Sometimes he’s doing his own thing while you type. But when you write with pen and paper, he likes to stand over you. Silently watching your hand move back and forth. He likes your handwriting and likes seeing how you write. How your ‘a’s curl and how you dot your ‘i’s. For some odd reason, he enjoys it, and no matter how messy it is, he can read it well. [100% guarantee Lilia’s handwriting half the time is horrendous and unreadable.]

“Whatever you write, it is an absolute pleasure for me to read. Always.”

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♡ Rook Hunt ♡

Rook is somewhat of a writer himself, though he only sticks to poetry. Though finds beauty in longer length stories.

♡♡ If you write, he’s considering this a time for you and him to get snacks and read each other’s pieces. Aloud or silently, though over time, it changes into Rook wanting to act out scenes with you. Scenes with the slightest hint of romance. Whether you’re romantic or platonic, he’s going to want to act out scenes. He does love a good tragedy. But Rook is also super supportive and loves sharing your story ideas. If your write fanfic, Rook likes it too. A little too much to the point he’s subconsciously shipping people. He finds it so much fun, he won’t play matchmaker, but he loves watching it unfold naturally.

♡♡ Just like Malleus, he’s keeping all your writings. Each and every single one, half of which you aren’t sure how he found or got, but he has them. Heavily protected. But let you write him something specifically for him. He’s reading it every day, before bed, when he wakes up. He won’t tell anyone about it, but Vil knows, cause he accidentally mentioned it.

♡♡ Rook, also like Malleus, likes your handwriting. But oddly enough, has it memorized and if he wanted to, he could easily replicate it. Wouldn’t, but if he wanted to impersonate you, he could. Casually mentions it all the time. If you have a blog or any socials, he’s always in your comments sections acting up. Writing full poems and paragraphs.

“Oh ! Ça doit être la meilleure histoire écrite à ce jour~ Je dois en lire plus !”

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♡ Idia Shroud ♡

You and Him fanfic when?

♡♡ He’d never ask. He would rather let his HP drop to zero and face the final boss with low-grade weapons. In fact, Idia would never talk about you writing, and would simply leave you be. Not out of not caring but more out of fear that if he tries to talk about it, he’ll seem like some normie who knows not a damn thing.

♡♡ Idia had read fanfiction, that’s it. Has tabs saved, so if you do “official writing”, he’s going to be unsure of what to do. If you write fanfic though and post online, he’s sending in anonymous requests, anonymous commissions of his favorite characters. If you write for a fandom he doesn’t know, he’ll binge it.

♡♡ If you write anything for him, he’s done for. K.Oed. Zero Health, and he lost all his EXP. He’s at the beginner level and has to mass farm everything back before he can even read it. He’ll thank you, but won’t touch it for days before he forces himself too while screeching. If it’s cute and sweet, he’s a mess, snot bubbles and tears. If it is remotely sexual—well—he might need a new copy. Though unlike the first two, he doesn’t really care for you handwriting, it’s yours, but he likes to see you type, especially if you type hella fast.

“—YOU WHAT—I mean… Thank you for the… For the… Mm—Thank you for the story….”

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♡ Azul Ashengrotto ♡

*Cue him thinking of ways to make money with your writing*

♡♡ He views it as an admirable talent. Azul only writes essays, reports, documents. And a lot of contracts, so idle writing really isn’t his thing. He’s tried, but most of it comes out messy, so he sticks to reading. So if you write, he’s requesting something to pass the time. He also enjoys it when someone, especially your friends, asks what he’s reading. He will brag and be like “[Name]’s work. Oh, you haven’t read any.. Well then…” He’s an instigator.

♡♡ He will definitely mention your writing to his mother, especially if it was a gift from you for him about him. He’s rambling to his mom about how talented you are. He refuses to tell the twins about it, but they undeniably know and tease him about it. Any chance they get, they’ll use it as ammunition. But it won’t be just Azul, but you, too. I mean, you wrote it for their dormleader. You must love him~

♡♡ Other than that, Azul won’t interfere. If you want to share and write in his presence, you can. If you want to tell him your ideas and plans, hell gladly listen. Hell gives critics on overused ideas, views him as your personal editor. He will host events in the Mostro Longue for you, to give you more exposure. [A third of the event was the twins giving out threats if they didn’t support you.]

“I mean, you are, uh, dear to me. So your success is mine of course I would and will provide all I can.”

ⓒ 2023 love-thanatopsis — all rights reserved. Any sort of plagiarizing, copying, modifying, translating, editing of my works are strictly prohibited.

[prefect-of-memes]

Rook be like “Mon cher Trickster, may my flèche d'amour (arrow of love) reach your heart.” 😌🥰

Yuu: 💢 *eye twitch* ROOOOOOOOOOK! 🤬

[karter-xoxoxoxox333]

TWST CHARACTERS REACTING TO LIGMA JOKES!!

POMEFIORE

CW: French, light cursing, pencil as w3apon 😨😨

Epel:

Epel had finally escaped Vil and came to ramshackle for freedom. Knowing in the state it was in currently, Vil would most likely steer clear of entering. He sat with you on the crusty and oddly crunchy ramshackle couch, finally free from the “torture” that was etiquette lessons.

“No no prefect you don’t get it . Do you know how hard it is to be all prim and proper in pomefiore??” He groaned,” all the ‘elbows off the table Epel’ and ‘Epel that’s not the salad fork that’s the fish fork’ What even is a fish fork??? Why do you need more than one fork one fork works just fine!!”

…

..

…

You looked at epel with the most dead serious expression you could muster ,

“Do you know how hard it is to live with ligma Epel? You don’t understand MY pain. So stop complaining 🤧🤧”

“…What’s ligma..?”

You couldn’t break character now, you were too far in..

“Ligma balls”

…

…..

…

As Epel’s expression melted from confusion to disgust to you couldn’t help but start giggling.

“Prefect. what the fuxk”

ROOK:

Today sucked. Legitimately. So you lie your head down, prepared to fall into a lovely sleep. And suddenly you feel a pair of eyes on you.

That’s not cool.

But out of fear you decide not to move, then you hear quiet footsteps coming from behind you.

You have a pencil in hand , and your grip on it tightens.

They get closer and closer and you can almost hear their heartbeat they’re so close. Then you strike..?

Someone grabbed the pencil out of your hand before you could get a good stab in.

“Ah Trickster…tu as blessé mes sentiments!! How could you ever intend to wound a poor hunter such as me?”

You sigh as loud as possible, just to really rub in your annoyance. “Rook you scared the shit out of me. I can’t stand guys with ligma.”

Rook stares at you for a few seconds, and you can’t really tell what he’s thinking until he says,” What might ligma be?”

“Ligma balls”

You , burst out in giggles. Rook however, only lightly chuckles.

“My trickster your humor is as melodic as the sweet singing of a bird,” he pulls out a creepily perfect rose from out of thin air,” Would you care to join me in seeing the film Bofa?”

“Bofa?? What???”

“Both of these nuts in your mouth.”

Your face only expresses pure shock.

He takes a picture.

VIL:

(Odd choice.)

Vil told you to come over so he could do your makeup for some publicity event NRC was doing . So obviously you showed up because let’s be real , you didn’t have a choice.

“Thank you for being punctual prefect.”

“Yeah yeah.. So what do you need me to do?”

He stares at you for a second like you asked the dumbest question he’s ever heard. “I need you to sit.”

You walk over to the vanity seat and sit down (it’s very comfy 😼😼) ,” Dang dang I’m sorry I’m sorry I had too much up dog this morning for breakfast.”

“Potato. Don’t consider me so stupid as to fall for your silly ploys.”

Then he starts doing your makeup, “Vil do you know why I need to go to this event in the first place?? It feels kind of ligma to me.” You ask.

“Potato, the headmaster invited you. So you must go,” he pulls your hair out of your face a bit rougher than needed,”- now quit asking questions and be still you’ll crease the foundation.”

…..

When he finishes you look like you eat 3 healthy meals and day and have your life together, like the embodiment of perfection ,” Thanks vil !! I look so pretty-“ you lift your hand up to touch your face.

..

He smacks it away. “Yes yes I know. Now if you had used the skincare I gave you, you wouldn’t need makeup to look as stunning as you do now.” He grabs for a hair curler.

You never got to make your joke.

[liliths-missing-pen]

Epel and Rook With A S/o That Is Usually Quiet and Calm Become Unhinged

Idk what’s happened to me, I’m becoming a simp for literally every first year- What’s next, I GO CRAZY FOR ACE??? 😰

Characters: Epel, Rook x Reader

Warnings? None.

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Epel Felmier

Epel is overjoyed, be needs someone else to be as unhinged as he can be sometimes. He loves you being calm and let’s be real you’re the reason why Vil hasn’t totally lost at times, being able to calm him down and what not.

He does feel bad sometimes though knowing he’s the reason most of the time for you getting in trouble. So it was nice when you went unhinged since you two were having your chaotic moment together and Epel didn’t feel like you were babysitting him.

The sound of your laugher makes Epel smiles more… God, you have an enchanting laugh right?

The back and forth playful banter? That’s what he loves.

Don’t get him wrong he loves you just as much when you’re more calm and taking care of everyone, making sure no one gets into too much trouble. It’s refreshing to him though when he sees you enjoying truely enjoying yourself and actively being cheeky and mischievous with him. It might have something to do with you to planning your prank on Vil whilst you were on your high

Epel feels like that night will be the night he treasures for so many moons. One of his favourites that’s for sure. He won’t ever forgot this day, and… He might’ve fallen in love with you all over again.

Rook Hunt

I’m not even gonna lie he probably at least had a slight clue about this unhinged side of you (In my own opinion though I feel like almost everyone has a little chaotic side to them) Rook isn’t the type to be easily surprised.

He’s happy to see yourself happy, as well showing more of your authentic self. It warms him to know that you trust him enough to show it to him.

Rook may know a lot about you but when people are relaxed, and chaotic doing what they want to do without judgement it makes people show sides of them that some might not even know about so he’s happy how he’s learning new things about you, even if some might think it’s boring he’s slowly put pieces together how your head works

He will admit that he never thought it would happen but still. The fact that you allowed him in and showed this side of yourself wanted his heart also piecing together your brain

[usernamemybeloathed]

My personal Rook headcanon is that in the early days Vil had to give him many, many fashion pointers or he'd get carried away. His motto would be 'more is more', much to Vil’s sophisticated despair. Marie Kondo? Don't know her.

[omenics]

𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒! , vil, rook, leona, malleus .

› ..basically since its halloween, u have a movie night full of the shitty classics <3 . gn reader. — HI IM BACK FROM THE DEAD I FORGOR TO WRITE AND IGNORE HOW I PROBABLY MISCHARAVYERIZED EVERYONE LMFAO (i havent played in a month)

VIL.

i think u’d watch carrie

idk why. i just think u both would :)

it would not necessarily be unenjoyabke wiyh him but hed probabpu be bored…. i think hes one of those mfs who SLEEPS YHROIGHOUT THE MCOIE

ROOK.

PET SEMSTARY!!! YOU WOULD WATCH PET SEMATARY!!!

SPECIFICALLY THE OG ONE

do i have a bias towards rook bc i like him? yes. do i think in general hed be kinda cool to be around or just hang out with? yes. so watching movies with him would be fun

he would literally not fall asleep smh but if you do then thats okay he would enjoy it by himself ☺️

he’d pro

LEONA.

youd probably watch incantation

this bitch is not phased one bit

like oh the kid gets sick? damn. she gets weird ass holes on her body? eh. like he just doesnt care. like he would make fun of it because he thinks its so stupid.

cant take him anywhere smh. probably another mf who falls asleep not even three minutes into the film

he probably forgets what happens even if he stays awake LMAO

MALLEUS.

hes just happy to be there tbh

you would watch halloween…. by his choosing…

he would not fall asleep smh. hes sitting there with the worlds best posture like this is a mf royal meeting or some shit. like hes just paying attention to it

i think hed enjoy it. also why hes happy to be there ☺️ would he be scared? no but he would be curious like why is this considered good or a classic in your world

he’d enjoy it too i think.. but he’d probably be a little curious (he has the spirit)

anyways he wishes to have more movie nights with you. why? because they r fun and he gets to spend time with his favourite human 😊👍

[munv]

𝗣𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗙𝗜𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗫 !𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗢 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥

𝗩𝗜𝗟-

He was flabbergasted.

You had the sheer nerve to stand before him looking like you just came out of a literal yard of trash?

This is not going to work. Vil is going to do everything and anything in his power to make sure that you look more than this so called “decent” you speak of. Decent is not in his dictionary.

I see him as your boyfriend who combs out your hair and washes it every day because of how long and thick (I think) it is. Expect him to put only a tad but makeup on you because he thinks you look quite beautiful already.

𝗥𝗢𝗢𝗞-

You could tell he had his eye on you ever since you stepped into the building but not in a way of admiration. That was until he started coming up to you and praising you which boosted your ego a little too far.

He has the worst habit of touching your horns every time your alone and it’s on purpose too. Not like you really mind but not like you actually really like it either.

Rook loves your outgoing personality believe me.

𝗘𝗣𝗘𝗟-

Listen to me when I say you two as a couple is not something you see everyday. Imagine it with me homies.

A giant oversized red horned oni with a little guy who wishes to be manly while looking like a whole darn girl. Really not something you see everyday now is it.

Epel infront of you trying to look intimidating and you literally behind him looking like a whole demon.

Fight me if you wish but I think he had to try and restrain himself from cuddling into your chest at times. Fight me on this claim you won’t win.

He stole your shirts.

[kimbap-r0ll]

Hi!!Hi!!! May I request pomefiore react to their s/o being the daughter/descendant of the fairest queen? Thank you in advance!!!

Ooh, this is interesting. Thank you for the ask!

Pomefiore with a fairest queen descendant as their s/o

Vil

If he knew about this, he will be very honored to be your lover. Maybe you have tips for him on how to make himself more beautiful?

But overall, I feel like he wouldn’t really look at you any more different from before he knew you were a descendant or after. If anything, he still sees you for you, not that you’re the descendant of one of the Great Seven.

If you show traits that are similar to the fairest queen, he will find it very interesting. The two of you are definitely the top students in Crewel’s classes. Not to mention you guys are probably a power couple!

Just know that the s/o will never have to feel that Vil is just dating them for their bloodline, since Vil really only cares about you. He truly admires you though since you likely have amazing beauty secrets.

Rook

He figured it out before you told him (he’s very observant!). He will say that it’s beautiful and that he’s honored to date you

He would be interested in how you feel about your bloodline and how much of the fairest queen influences your daily life. Expect lots of times where he just watches you doing random things.

You two definitely spend time styling hair together, he would love it if you do his hair!

But similar to Vil, he would care for you as a person more than your title as a descendant of one of the Great Seven. He loves your personality, your quirks, honestly everything that makes you, well, you.

Epel

I feel like he would be amazed if you told him, but it won’t go any further than that. He might ask for tips on how to avoid Vil’s scrutinizing whenever the housewarden checks Epel’s appearance or so haha.

He didn’t want to be in Pomefiore to start with, and he only cares about you as a person more than your title as a descendant.

He might try to keep you safe from people that attempt to pry in your life more than you want. He’s a strong guy and he wants to protect you!

But overall, he cares about you for who you are. He loves spending time with you, and admires you for your strengths and weaknesses alike.

[yurimochi]

I saw ur isfp hcs, can u do vil, jamil, rook and idia with and infp s/o pls?

i already wrote jamil with an infp reader here! but i'll write for the other three ^^

♡ with an infp reader headcanons ♡ ♡ fluff and romance ♡ ♡ fem!reader ♡

♡ vil schoenheit ♡ ♡ he loves how helpful and outgoing she is, she’ll gladly help anyone with anything and she's friendly to everyone. ♡ when they're together they'll reenact scenes from movies, shows or theater and just have fun, she'll also help him prepare for his upcoming roles. ♡ he was surprised when he found out that she likes fashion, she's really knowledgeable about it and even designs her own clothes, he'll gladly give her some criticism and if she makes clothes for him, he'll gladly try them on. ♡ he was surprised when he saw her daydreaming, he accidentally brought her back to reality the first time and after that he never did that again, he'll let her daydream and sometimes he asks her what she was daydreaming about when she comes back to reality. ♡ he doesn't mind that she naps or sleeps a lot, but he'll make sure that she doesn't nap or sleep for too long since it's not good to oversleep.

♡ rook hunt ♡ ♡ he loves everything about her but what he loves the most is how caring and loyal she is, she helps anyone in need and she's always supportive of others. ♡ when the two are together they'll go exploring, walking through the forest or just learn new stuff at a museum, they love to learn and discover new stuff about the world. ♡ he was slightly surprised when he found that she likes photography, he's always interested to see the new pictures she has taken and will always compliment them and her skills. ♡ he knew that she starts daydreaming randomly and doesn't mind it at all, he thinks it's really cute and loves to watch her daydream, when she gets back to reality he'll always ask her about the world she was just in. ♡ he doesn’t mind at all that she takes a lot of naps or needs a lot of sleep, he'll make sure that she's comfortable before going to sleep and also makes sure that no one disturb her.

♡ idia shroud ♡ ♡ he loves how understanding and kind she is, she doesn’t get uspet and she's nice to everyone. ♡ when they're together they'll watch a lot of anime or read manga, they like to discuss the current episodes or chapters and theorize what will happen on the next epsiode or chapter. ♡ he was really shocked when he found out that she loves cosplaying, she just loves making the cosplay and get in character, which impressed him and he'll sometimes shyly ask her if she could cosplay any character he likes. ♡ the first time he saw her daydreaming he accidentally brought her back to reality, making him apologize to her a lot and promised he'll never do that again, he does think her daydreaming face is cute though, but he won't tell her that. ♡ he's understanding when she told him that she naps and sleeps a lot, he'll let her sleep on his bed since he'll be awake all night anyway and he makes sure that no one bothers her.

[xanuchi]

Hi! If u dont mind can u write the pomefiore trio with an s/o who has a demonic sneeze idk if this made sense but i thought it would be funny 😭😭

LMAOA TIME FOR ANOTHER ONE YOU LIL GREMLINS 🔫🔫🔥🔥 I CNAT I JUST IMAGINED THIS IN MY HEAD TOO SOFJEKFK&/a/&:@/&;

i have so many ideas for thisJkksskkdd !1!:&2@:& (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)!!! but ty for requesting i had fun with this, darling <3 !!

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characters included ; vil, rook, epel 🌹🏹🍎

vil schoenheit ; 🌹

First of all, what the fuck— and second of all.

How the fuck???

Vil was causally doing his makeup when he was about to pick up his brush to blend the contour. However when reaching for the lipstick, you sneezed like a fucking elephant.

HE FLINCHED BACK SO HARD HIS LIPSTICK TRACKED OFF HIS LIPS, SMEARING OFF THE EDGE AND NOW HE LOOKS LIKE A CLOWN. 🤡🤡🤡

He turns around so immediately, almost in tears as he felt his heart fucking drop from how colossal the sneeze was and how demonic it sounded

IT WAS DEAD SILENT TOO-

Vil thought a demon had somewhat possessed you and would probably fuckin' call Pope Francis to exorcise your soul iN thE naMe of thE fATheR, sOn aNd the hOLy fuCkIng spiRIT—

Nonetheless he laughs afterwards, but frowns at how he has to start all over again over the bottom half of his face.

Probably would grab the lipstick and ruin your face with it. Though, you both end up laughing, and it's very wholesome at the end of the day.

You owe him the next few weeks ahead for that satanic response of a sneeze. also for ruining his makeup-

rook hunt ; 🏹

Honestly, this man wouldn't fucking flinch.

He's not scared of anything, and if anything beyond doubt, you should be scared of him.

Rook looks at you the moment you let out the most satanic shit of a sneeze, ever known to mankind.

......

"Non non, let me show you how it's done."

🧍 ...

RUN FUCKIGNG RUGKRKCJ RUN BITCH— 🏃🏃💨💨💨💨

Proceeds to sneeze so fuckin loudly that you become paralysed with your eardrums bursting in the process, the glass panes of Pomefiore have shattered and wildlife has scattered. Assert your dominance, dear Rook.

epel felmier ; 🍎

Laying on the grass, wind softly blowing strands of hair outside Pomefiore's dorm.

Apple trees bloom beautifully above you both. Everything seemed so serene and peaceful.. and Epel loved these moments between you two. It was always perfect, where for once he'd not have Vil nagging and constantly having him at his very edge, every single day about perfecting his stance, looks, voice and everything else.

He falls asleep..

*Insert the most FUCKING LOUDEST SNEEZE HE HAS EVER HEARD, HEART DROPPED DEAD AND THERE ARE AIR RAID SIRENS 🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️EQUIVALENT TO YOUR SNEEZE, DAD SNEEZES, ELEPHANT NOISES. 🐘🐘🐘💨 ALL OF THE ABOVE.*

shawty, you good?

He ends up punching the fuck out of the air and suddenly his fist reached your nose.

"ARGH;; W-WHO THE HELL— oh.."

HE PANICS SO MUCH&;@@(@4@(@;&

"O-Oh my gosh- (Name), I'm so sorry- What the hell was that noise? You know what, forget it— Let's go to the infirmary. Oh god i'm so sorry, i'm so sorr—"

He is mumbling apologies as he reached for the bandages and tries to fix your broken nose bUT THERES MORE BLOOddd JSJDJWKDJ

He panics more.

Suddenly realises that cry of satan was your sneeze.

He doesn't know whether to laugh- or cry because you have a manlier sneeze than he does- And the babey sneezes like a kitten.

Honey, why do you do this to him—?

heldpej I couldn't stop cackling at this imagining circus vil bye IM GONE IM ASCENDING 🏃💨💨

[x-mentally-eel-x]

Twst Headcanon - Rook and Dogs

If Rook were to ever to get a dog at some point in time, he would probably most likely get a bloodhound.

I say a bloodhound in particular both as a homage to Walt Disney as he had more of a liking towards bloodhounds and used or referenced them often in his movies and characters, and to suit Rooks theme as a huntsman, being that bloodhounds are rebound for their hunting and tracking.

I also like to believe that Rook would also put in a lot of effort in taking care of his dog to look elegant and fashionable, even for a breed that is normally stereotyped as as wrinkly country dogs. He would give his dog daily baths and grooming, and is fed a specific diet, as well as put it in more fancy attire akin to the Pomefirore style, and is often trained like a show dog. Rook would take care of his dog as much as he takes care of himself, putting in a ton of emphasis on looking presentable while also being a good hunter, and giving it tons of love and affection.

(Its also definitely not bias by any means because I also have a bloodhound)

[sunsguilt]

ROOK HUNT AND MC AS ONE OF THOSE REALLY SHITTY SITCOMS┊starring: rook hunt

notes: i was talking to my best friend in the whole world... had an idea. a true epiphany. you are the mc xoxo!

FADE INTO SCENE: THE LOVELY COUPLE IN THE KITCHEN, THEME SONG ENDS AS THE CAMERA GETS CLOSE.

mc is seen stirring a pot over the stove, presumably a soup of some kind. they seem distracted over whether they should add more of a particular ingredient.

rook hunt is pouring himself a cup of black coffee, clearly giddy with joy for some unknown reason. he's peculiar like that.

rook hunt approaches mc after taking a sip of their broiling hot coffee.

rook: good morning, mon cher!

rook leans in to kiss mc on the cheek. mc dodges the kiss without looking in his direction, opting to stir the pot instead. rook appears unaffected.

rook looks into the pot and chuckles. mc spares him a questioning glance at the sound.

rook: poison again, ma belle?

a canned laugh track plays in the background, the camera pans between rook hunt and the mc to properly show their expressions.

rook hunt is visibly amused while a dead fish has more expression than mc.

mc: yeah, if you die, i'll kiss your headstone.

rook hunt: may i recieve the honor of your kiss in life?

mc: i would sooner die myself before i do.

another canned laugh track.

the soup is scorched at the bottom. mc does not seem to care, calmly removing the pot from the hot stove.

rook hunt: burned again, mon amour?

mc: i hope that one day you get food poisoning from my cooking.

rook hunt: ah, but i would gratefully eat anything you put in front of me.

mc looks unreasonably frustrated, a face twisted with a distaste for the man. rook hunt pays no mind to it, finding a sense of pleasure in messing with mc.

mc: if it means you'll be out of my life sooner rather than later, I'll be happy.

rook hunt: how cruel of you! how could you say this to me, are we not to be wed?

mc: i've known you for a week. you just show up in my kitchen and you hid my phone so i can't call the cops.

rook hunt laughs unabashedly, throwing his head back and clutching his stomach.

rook hunt: you make such delightful jokes, amour.

mc: i hope you die.

rook hunt: if it's for you, then i shall do so gladly.

mc: why wait?

the conversation between the lovebirds abruptly cuts out, a gratingly catchy theme song fading in over their discussion. mc appears to look increasingly frustrated while rook hunt looks delighted at this new emotion on their face.

why are they together, again?

[chenyann]

Missed kiss 💋

All you wanted was to give your friend a kiss on the cheek but Rook has other plans!

finished product ♡

__________________

You lean up to him and give Rook a peck on the cheek. Mwah 

"non non mon ami you missed"Rook  said with a sigh and frowned.

"What" you stare at him like a deer in the headlights "what did I miss?"

Mwah.the sound of a kiss and the warmth on your lips lingers in your mind… did he just…

Psst this is gonna be a sfw~yako♡

Mon ami means my friend

[ratpoison2]

Kisses; Rook Hunt

Rook seems like the type of partner to not be able to give one kiss to his lover, if he kisses them, it's all over their face, kiss on both cheeks, forehead, nose, lips, you name it.

[youandmedead]

Hello! Its me again!

If its ok, may i ask for a rook thathas a demon slayer s/o?

Like, they are agile and can feel his stares?

Rððk Hµñ† wï†h å Ðêmðñ §lå¥êr §/ð

Warnings:

Requested by: @raimusmilktea

Notes: I'm not 100% familiar with Rook's character so this may not seem like much and I'm so sorry this was late a lot has been on my plate atm

𖤐 Rook would be fascinated and enamoured by your swordsmanship

𖤐 Constant compliments will be thrown your way by him with a 90% chance of them always being yelled in order to let everyone know what he thinks of you.

𖤐 I think he would definitely ask loads of questions based upon how your technique works and how you managed to perfect it

𖤐 If you can feel him gazing at you from so far away, the guy is stunned. He can't believe he let himself get caught (your senses must be exceptional).

𖤐 Additionally he is amazed but also perplexed at your inhuman reflexes despite you being a human.

𖤐 He'd love to hear you ramble on about the history of the breathing techniques as well as the demon slayer core.

𖤐 Definitely watches you train from time to time - perhaps he may even join you.

𖤐 Even if your a powerful/skilled being (maybe even stoic and extremelt serious) you're still not escaping his flirtatious remarks what so ever, so be prepared.