#ror hera

[yukisnowowl]

Meme for @luxthestrange

Marriages in Record Of Ragnarok be like

Zeus And Hera be like:

Shiva And his Wive’s be like:

{This  includes to fanfic}

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#141 SCROTUM FACE

Zeus: You're the ones who are killing eachother… by leading eachother down the wrong path, Because you're weak. And stupid,It's time for the Gods… to rise once again to glory with a new era…God father of the cosmos!?!

The Gods against humanity cheer and applaud...but among them a voice is cutting thru laughing and wheezing...they all see you standing next to Brunhilde

Y/n: I'm sorry- Your naming yourself...GFOC?

Zeus: That's right

Y/n: Arent you like the youngest sibling...agewise from "The Big Three"?

Zeus: It's metaphorical!

Y/n:..For what?

Zeus: For it is a name what strikes fear… into the hearts of anyone what hears it!

Y/n:PFF-Okay… whatever you say~

Zeus: You shut up,You're next... Humans, I have waited a long time to do-*Sighs and Groans hearing you STILL snickering*… What?

Y/n: I'm sorry. I am so sorry! I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir*Mockingly calling him so*… looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself… *Starts to imitate his voice and manner of standing*"You know what would be a really kick-ass name? "GFOC!"-

Gods alike start to snort but holding their laughter in fear of Zeus...and allowing themselves to laugh at a mortal insulting one of theirs-

Y/n:-THATS how I hear you in my head! What was your second choice!?Scrotum FACE!?!?

Humans and some Gods alike LET THE HARDEST LAUGHTER they ever held...Hera on the otherhand-

Hera*Is holding her sides on the floor*HA-AHAHAH!?~

Zeus: New plan- We're killing you first

Y/n: Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire immortal life… as a moronic shitbag who thinks GFOC is a cool nickname

EVEN Kronos must dying of laughter-

[sketchy-owl]

The queen of Olympus is back with a new design!! Too bad that her strict attitude is still the same, I can say that she is not a very loving mother.

I have no regrets redrawing her design, now I can say that I'm really satisfied.

[justamegafan]

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #11

Y/N and Zeus Chat

After Y/N wins over Hera, Zeus is not happy since he’s being filed for a Divorce all for a human, but wants to prove he’s… ‘nice’

Zeus (Gets a phone call and sees the contact is ‘Home Wrecker’): Hermes! It’s Y/N!

Hermes (Surprised): Answer it, I want to hear!

Zeus (Answers): Mx. Y/N, how…nice of you to call

Y/N: Hello, I really enjoyed my time last night with Hera, Zeus

Zeus: Oh…Hera told me all about it…in great detail

Y/N: …Or should I say, ‘Douche’?

Hermes (Surprised):

Y/N: Ha ha ha!

Hermes (Looks at his father and is trying not to laugh):

Zeus (Anger rising): …Yes, congratulations… you won fair and square… very impressive for a mortal

Y/N: Do you like brain teasers?

Zeus: Oh, I love brain teasers

Y/N: What does Zeus and a Black Hole have in common?

Zeus and Hermes (Looking at each other confused):

Y/N: They both suck!

Hermes (Bursts out laughing): Ha ha ha!

Zeus (Murderous look): ….

Hera is in the other room trying not to laugh

This is based off of @luxthestrange RoR Hera Quotes with Y/N, go see her stuff! And @sketchy-owl Hera artwork, check them both out!

[nicasdreamer]

Record Of Ragnarok Barbie meme: Round 2 + Eve

Well….looks like I’m turning this into a series 😁

[tinyy-tea-cup]

It’s Mothers Day y’all (In my country at least 💀)

I did a little something for today lol

Drew @lady-pani-dabaddie ‘s ocs, Amphitrite and Persephone 😈🤌

As well as my OC and my design for Hera

We got the Olympus bros wifeys in da house!

Yes I did make a wife for Adamas 💀 please don’t bully me

Why? Idk 💀 he seemed lonely plus… I like him 😋

If the authors can make original gods then so can I 🤨

Anyways basic info ig

Narkissa is obviously the wife of Adamas. She is the goddess of dreams (yes ik Morpheus is the god of dreams or smth but shush) She is also the daughter of Nyx 😈🤌 what a baddie!

Considering this is a Mother’s Day post… well yeah you can guess she and Adamas had kids 💀 mhm she did the devil’s tango with a green man 💔

Anyways I hope to properly introduce y’all to Narkissa soon! Also feel free to ask anything about her

[katt0w0]

I made this 2 versions of Hera for RoR and idk what to do, both likes but the 2nd call me more idk what do you think?

Record of ragnarok OC - Hera

[deniseseine]

Everywhere I go I keep her picture in my wallet

Part 1 of RoR men having a picture of your face inside their wallet!

Hades ⚰️

He was proud that he had your picture in his wallet, he showed it to all his brothers

His brothers ended up having a long 5 hours sitting on the chair while Hades tells stories about you and stuff!

He loves you so much he probably made a face like this (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤ while showing the pics to his brother's

When he told you about the picture you just patted him since you had a hangover from Aphrodite and Hera's sleepover which caused Hades to rant to Ying Zheng

"Does she not like the picture?! Does she not want me to put her picture inside my wallet?! Am I looking like an obsessed god?! Or worse! Does she want to divorce me?!" after longs hours of overthinking Ying Zheng just ended up replying "Hào!" to the god's rant

When you were sober you owed him a lot of kissies everywhere! ಠ⁠ ⁠೧⁠ ⁠ಠ

Poseidon 🌊

He was very quiet about it, he thinks it's foolish to brag about such a thing, he loves you yes but why would he shove your picture right into everyone's faces right?

That's simply absurd! He doesn't even want anyone to see the picture, not because he's ashamed but because he believed your beauty is only meant to be seen by him only

Although he won't lie, he does sometimes intend to open his wallet wide so anyone could see your picture

He even volunteered to pay the bill as he opened his wallet widely to reveal your picture

"Oh this?This is my beloved wife... Oh wait my bad, future wife for now"

He said that with a smug face as he smiled ever so slightly

Apollo ☀️

Everyone was a bit intrigued, they're not shocked he has a picture of you in his wallet, but they are just expecting the picture of himself since everyone knows he's a narc

Despite him being a narc he thinks you're pretty, gorgeous, beautiful, heavenly! And what does a being with such divine beauty deserve?

A man who has a divine beauty too of course! So in Apollo's perspective you are a match made in heaven!

He then talked about how your beauty and his reflect to one another

"See how I have such intricate and delicate face while my beloved has defined and also has a porcelain like face! We literally compliment each other you know!"

No one knew if he just wanted to bring up his beauty while bringing up yours, or he just wants to end up bringing his beauty to talk about himself, either way he loves you truly!

Thank you for reading (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Hello!

So toddler reader and ror family watch disney movies and when they watch hercules movie reader just look the tv hades and papa hades and say "why did this movie make papa hades look granpa zeus" ahh and everyone just laugh at it

Female reader or gn oket bye

-Your eyes were glued on the screen, a small scowl on your lips, your eyes narrowed, watching a movie, Hercules, and you couldn’t help but pout.

-This movie was WRONG!! Hercules wasn’t the son of Zeus and Hera, Hades wasn’t a bad guy, Hermes wasn’t short and blue, Ares wasn’t red and chubby looking, and Poseidon wasn’t blue and didn’t look like a fish, and Zeus didn’t look young like in the movie.

-Despite the music being fun and you enjoyed listening to it constantly, you didn’t like that this movie was completely wrong!!

-Hercules, whose lap you were sitting on, couldn’t help but grin, “Y/N- you’re glaring again.” You turned to look up at him, “Everything is wrong- nothing in this movie is correct!!”

-Laughter filled the room from your other family members who were watching it with you- you had this complaint every time you watched this movie.

-You inhaled deeply, looking back at the TV, seeing Hades on the screen, “Why did they make Hades look so… he looks icky! Hades is handsome- like Prince Charming! And Zeus isn’t big and muscley like that- he’s a fossil!”

-Roaring laughter filled the room, Buddha cackling loudly, as he had been the one to teach you about fossils.

-Zeus was quickly pouting while Hades was preening, happy that you thought he was so handsome, a warm smile on his face.

-You sighed deeply, leaning back into Hercules, watching the Muses sing again, nitpicking everything about the movie, but you kept watching it.

-Your family didn’t know what was going on in your head.

[11queensupreme11]

here's a sneak peek of chapter 23 coming out waaay later

(and yes, this is ror!hera not pjo!hera)

[bones4thecats]

Hello, I would like a request for Ror from Hades x Female Anubis from Hades meeting the parents of Anubis and Seth, his father threatening the god for setting his eyes on his “baby” please

Hades Meets His Anubis! S/O's Parents

Type of Writing: Request Name: Hades Meets His Anubis! S/O's Parents Character: Hades Requester: @anubis-ror

A/N: Apologies for this taking so long to get out, I'm currently undergoing a lot of stuff at once with my classes and whatnot. But, I do hope you guys enjoy this! By the way, the Reader here is Anubis' twin sibling

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💀 You always were committed to your family, from watching over your siblings, Horus and Anubis, to trying to help out your uncles, Set and Khepri, you were always there to help them out

💀 It was because of your willingness to help that lead you to offer your assistance to Anubis, your twin brother, in leading the many dying humans to the underworld and getting them fully settled

💀 It was because of this that you had met your future husband, Hades, the Greek God of the Underworld and the King of Helheim

💀 When you had taken both your brother's and your shifts one day, due to him getting slightly ill from no doubt doing something stupid, you had learned from your helper, and niece, Kebechet, that you had a meeting with the King

💀 During your meeting, Hades thought to himself about how similar you appeared to his ally-in-work, and he learned from your introduction that you were the Deity of the Soul, meaning you would watch over and mold someone's soul correctly before they came to life, and you would take them down alongside your brother

💀 Hades may not inherently like how your brother acts, but whenever you look at him with big puppy-dog eyes, his heart melts

💀 You mainly became close due to your jobs working together and gossiping about your families (the Greek and Egyptian Pantheons), you now know a lot more about Poseidon and Zeus

💀 You and Hades eventually began to court one another a few centuries after your first meet, which in a God's life is like knowing somebody for around a few months, depending on the amount

💀 Due to how close you had gotten, you wanted Hades to meet your parents, Osiris and Nephthys. And he always reacted the same; maybe after you meet mine first

💀 Respecting his wishes, you had met Hades' family on a number of occasions, your most memorable being when Zeus tried hitting on you, but before his sons could pull him back to reality, Hades grabbed his ear and scolded him like a mother would. Though he did also glare at him with nothing in his eyes... maybe that was why he almost pissed his toga...

💀 And over time, your requests began to get more frequent. So, respecting your wishes as well, Hades agreed to meet your family, much to you and your brother's delight

💀 You hopped that this would go perfectly, but hope doesn't always work out...

" You're kidding me. " " Osiris! Be nice. I apologize for my husband's harsh words, Hades. I'm Nephthys, Y/N, Horus, and Anubis' mother, it's so nice to have you here. Oh, by the way, Y/N, the rest of the main family is coming by soon. " " Including Uncle Set and Uncle Khepri? " " Yes. Now come, I must show you how he redesigned your room. "

💀 Hades watched as you walked away with your mother, smiling gently as you groaned and you slide your upper-jackal head mask down to cover your burning cheeks as your mother ranted

" So, what are you planning to do with my youngest, huh? "

💀 Your husband's eyes widened as your father pointed his Shepard's crook at his neck. His green skin clashing with the gold and wooden item

" Apologies, but I do now quite understand what you mean by 'doing with them'. " " Are you gonna hurt them like Zeus hurts Hera? After all, you do have the same genetics. "

💀 Hades had to resist grabbing Osiris' crook and snapping it into splinters with his hands. Instead, he took a deep breath and lightly nudged the item away from his neck and began looking at you across the room with hearts in his eyes as he spilled said organ's love and devotion out to his Father-in-Law

" Osiris, your youngest is by-far the most spectacular person I have ever met in my many centuries of living. In both physical appearance and how their personality and beyond is, they just... they just feel so right to have by my side, you know? I cannot stand the mere thought of laying harm to her, mental of physical. It makes my stomach plummet to the depths of my immortal soul. Seeing them happy and smiling on the other hand? That is one thing I would never change nor rid myself of for the world. "

💀 Looking up and down at Hades and contemplating his words, Osiris sighed deeply and held his crook lighter than before as a smile slightly covered his face before it turned into a teasing yet dangerous scowl

" I shall allow you and my child to prosper in your love for one another longer. But, know this, you hurt them, I will dispose of you like how we do here in Egypt. Understood? " " Completely, Father. " " Don't call me that. "

[demigoddessqueens]

Hi there, hun! May I have some headcanons for Ares (BoZ) having a amazon wife? She's a complete badass, muscular and slightly taller than he is, but she’s also a sweetheart with who she likes/loves? Hera would love her, nobody changes my mind

I just see him as loving having a wife taller than him, especially if she's powerful - kinda like Raiden and Thrud from SNV/ROR

Awww! Ares does love his powerful women

A/N - So traditional Hellenism had Ares as the father of the Amazons, but for the sake of HC’s here, neither are related

It’s a true match made in the heavens for the god of war and his warrior love

She can best him in a duel but also weave eloquent poetry to speak sweetly and softly to him.

Apollo and Hermes, though they give him grief, are fiercely loyal and supportive of their brother’s love

Hera, despite her cool resigned exterior, offers the slightest bit of support for her eldest. At least he has the option and luxury of being happy in his union(s).

Bandaging each other up is a ✨love language ✨

So is sword training

Gifts are not necessary but Ares has gifted you a dagger - not too elaborate but not useless as well. Carved with runes and markings that ensure your protection

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#138 I LOVE YOU!!!

When Adam enters the arena...no one was expecting a shout so much louder than both sides to cut them off-

Y/n*Seeing that Adam is leaving to go on his fight, As he Superhero lands on the arena*...I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

Adam*Smiles as he sees you with Eve and His sons*I love you!

Y/n: HAVE A GOOD DAY!

Adam: Have a great day!~

Y/n: BYEEEEE!~

Zeus*Look back and forth the interaction*...

Adam:Byeee!~*Blowing kisses in your direction along with his sons and Wife*

Y/n*Covers cheeks and giggles then uses them to "amplify" own voice*I LOVE YOUUUU!?~

Adam I LOVE YOU TOO!

Y/n: I LOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUU!?~

Adam: I LOVE YOU TOO!?~

Y/n*In a high-pitched voice with tiny wings fluffed behind him happy waving at them*I LOVE YOU SO MUCCCCCHH!?!?~

Adam*Snorts at your excitement as you soon tell the other humans to chant with you*Oh my...

Humans: WE LOVE YOU DAAD!

Zeus*Looking back at his children*?~

Ares:...

Heracles:...

Hermes:...

Ares:...I love...mother...and your her...husband?...

[sketchy-owl]

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense😌~

Episode 21

-This is what happened before episode 20-

Hera:*got cheated again by Zeus and is crying* that bastard....

Y/N:...*stands near her* Girl instead of crying over a lost love remember this....

Hera:*looks at them*

Y/N:If he made you lose your mind with his lies....As the poet once said: To the next girl he will tell her the truth and only the truth. That's bullshit. If one is a liar, they are born as a liar, grow up as a liar, get old as a liar and die as a liar.

Hera:*surprised*

Y/N: So what you should do now is get up...Dry up your tears and thank heaven that you are finally fucking free from him.

Hera:.....You are right.

Y/N:...Of course I am. Also...who stops you to get a little revenge?*smirks*

Hera:*surprised* You...What do you have inside that sick mind of yours?

Y/N:Nothing exaggerated...

Hera: Somebody will get hurt?

Y/N: Only that cheating ass of Zeus

Hera:I'm in.

Y/N: Good *smirks*

[justamegafan]

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #24

Hera and Zeus

Y/N is welcoming Hercules to join her, Hermes and her ‘surprise’ guest to have dinner, with Ares tagging along to get ‘dirt’ on Y/N

Y/N: Welcome! I’m your host, Y/N L/N

Hercules: Oh, it’s very nice to meet you!

Zeus (Storms over): Get away Human! Your not taking my children!

Hercules: Zeus?

Zeus: The Gods need Hercules on our side to fight. He’s one of our top fighters, and he’s very popular with the children

Hera (Slams door open): ZEUUUS!!! (Looks at Y/N and smiles) Y/N…

Zeus: Hera?! What are you doing at… the human side?!

Hera (Annoyed): Zeus, as goddess of Marriage and Women, I supervise everyone within my area

Zeus: You’re. . . overseeing other people?

Hera (Sarcastic): I’m sorry if you misunderstand our arrangement

Zeus: What am I supposed to tell our children?!

Hera: They Hercules and Hermes already knew, and they’re happy for me

Ares only came along to find some ‘dirt’ on Y/N to show his mother that she’s not right for her… only to end up liking Y/N and is actually looking forward to seeing her again…

Still based off of @sketchy-owl Hera!

[princessmeepa]

Is it me or dose Pink RS and Toxic Princess from the princess’ jewels feel similar

Note the authors in two different webcomics are different, RS has an unhealthy celebrity crush and a Lolita Fetish and while the Princess’ Jewels author Alove is a disgusting human being and she is a pedo.

Both of them are sexy and beautiful Mary Sue girl boss and they show toxic femininity and girls look up to them as role models, for example Pink RS bullies all the nymphs for liking her man meat and Toxic Princess treats men like toys and she forced one of them to join her “Jewelry Box” and she bullies and fat shames her fiancé (because he’s not hot).

They have beautiful art style and cute clothes. 

The Red guy with great personality and he’s a 10, but He’s a simp to the main Mary girl.

Look we got POC with no personality and not treating them like they are real humans and they are there for points (sick)

The only likable characters (don’t know about Toxic Princess’ mother though)

We got toxic relationships like Christian Blue and Pink RS, and Toxic Princess and her poor Jewels.

Sex sense that some how not getting censored or banned from breaking Webtoons rule which is no sexual themes and romanticize abuse and it is on app that his for kids to look at.

Another girl boss like Hera and Yellow queen who are friends with the main girls who are way worse then them.

And again they are the role models of very young girls to up to which it’s bad, because there are no beautiful, sexy and girly female characters in today’s American entertainment and they flat out go to Webtoon, because they have beautiful and sexy female characters on here, so they can look up and they look up Pink RS and Toxic Princess, because they are pretty and didn’t look past their pretty faces to see how awful they are. If you want to look up to any female characters then I would recommend you to watch Japanese anime and read manga, because they have a hand full of amazing writing female characters who are feminine and the opposite of a Mary Sue/Toxic feminine here are the list.

Mitsuri from Demon Slayer

Eve from ROR

Duck/Princess Tutu from Princess Tutu

Nana Komatsu from Nana

Yor Forger from Spy x Family

Usagi Tsukino/Sailor Moon from Sailor Moon

Najika Kazami from Kitchen Princess

Anise Yamamoto from Kiss of the Rose Princess

Kaede Sayano and Yoruka Hanzawa from Magical Girl Apocalypse

Diamond (I know that she dosen’t have a gender in the manga and anime and I only see her as female) from Land of the Lustrous

Rem from Rezero

Lum from Urusei Yatsura

Ami from Ultra Cute

Kuon Shinzaki from High-Rise Invasion

Yammy (just kidding) is Komi from Komi can’t communicate 

Yumeko Jabami (kinda) from Kakegurui

And many more