#roxy when its being annoying about art

[fleshdyke]

i love john brosio paintings bc theyll be an absolute gut punch that forces you to consider your own morality like two earthlings and they will also be Big Crab

[blackholedjester]

I just realized that i can use this as a place to post the Plushswap AU, so, i'mma be annoying about it for a while.

Yo yo hello! for most if not all of you who are here and dont know what the Plushswap AU is or need a refresher, I'm here to ramble your ears off about it!

So here's the

Celestial Idiots Plushswap AU Masterpost!

Tags : Plushswap will always be underneath the following tag : #Plushswap au If you're looking for a specific character, it'll be!: #PS! [character name]

The Plushswap AU is just as it sounds! The cast of The Celestial Idiots, but all the robots are swapped for plushies and vice versa! When speaking in reference to Plushswap, it is normally abbreviated as "PS" for speed of typing Though i do suppose some more context is needed beside that so 'ere we go!

vvv Cast vvv

This is the first art piece, and technically the official 'start' of the AU! It features most of the characters within the Plushswap AU and as close to 'official' designs as they were gonna get (i stay loyal to the reference sheets given v.v) [if there is no image to accompany a character, they're up here in this drawing or didn't have a ref change substantial enough for a new image!]

Color!

Color is the one and only daycare attendant within the Plushswap AU, taking over the roles of both Moon and Sun. They had found Sun and Moon randomly while going through some storage closets for supplies one after-closing eve. Keeps things relatively under control until the plex closes for the day, then its time to grab their choice of the living plushies and head off to play games!

Sun and Moon!

Two of the (arguably) most helpful plushies around! They were made to beta-test out some alternative designs for daycare attendants, though they ended up being scrapped for Color in the long run. FazCo was just too corner cutty when it came to this project, so they settled for one, static daycare attendant instead of the dual-personality.

Eclipse!

[As of this post, Eclipse has only made an appearance in one video, mischaracterization is bound to occur and i apologize ahead of time ^^'!] A much, much older beta plush! Made as a beta to the Daycare Attendant that was the predecessor to Color! They were found torn apart in a storage box down in Parts 'n Services, and was stitched back together by Trix.

Lunar!

The other half of the older beta plushies, they were also found in shreds in Parts 'n Services. They just sort of, appeared in the daycare one day. Color seems to recognize them, but if she knows anything he's playing dumb very well.

Chica!

A very energetic and peppy plush! She tends to hand out more around the other glamrocks during opening hours, though she will occasionally sneak out to lead a group of (older) kids through some stretching!

Roxanne Wolf!

[As of this post, Roxy has made very few appearances and has no actor! Mischaracterization is bound to occur, and i apologize ahead of time ^^'!] A not-too-active plush, usually spending her time outside of the daycare and away from the general chaos of it. If she is found, she's usually found slinking around near or around Foxy's areas. She is the beta design for Foxy.

Montgomery Gator!

A rather rude and grumpish plush, he chooses to be away from the commotion of the activities of the daycare, but that doesn't stop Moon from dragging him along to play once the daycare closes. If there's bickering to be involved, it's usually between him and Moon.

Freddy!

[as of making this post, Freddy has only appeared in one video so far! Mischaracterization is bound to occur, and i apologize in advance ^^'] One of the quieter plushies, seeming to not have the ability to speak at all with how little noise he makes at all! Where he gets off to when he's not hanging around the daycare, no-one really knows! Except maybe Monty, but he doesn't seem like he's going to tell anytime soon.

Trix!

The one and only human amongst this cast! Trix is the daycare attendant handler, though is more of the voice of reason amongst the chaotic flock of somehow-alive Plushies and chaotic attendant. They seem to be the only one to see the loose, child-like plush that appears around the attendant sometimes..

Peepaw!

Admittedly? No-one really knows where Peepaw came from! Moon says he dragged him out of the trash one day, and the ever wise and ominous doll has been occasionally tagging along to the games that the gang plays.

[aftonnluvr]

Hi there! Can I get some Roxy and Chica x Reader headcanons with a side of angst?

Oh, and also a milkshake. Have a nice day, sorry if this was too vague!

𝐑𝐎𝐗𝐘 𝐱 𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐀 𝐱 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑

💜,, pronouns : they / them

��,, tws / cws : a smidge of angst , mainly with rox (girl got issues)

💜,, word count : 397

💜,, art credits : larahhhhhhish on twt

💜,, a/n : here is your milkshake anon 🥤 ! :D also i made more roxy hcs than chica but shh

ROXANNE WOLF

she would do literally anything to impress you

which may or may not include beating a 4 year old in roxy raceway

the kid was crying. a lot.

you made her promise not to do that again

says shes ‘never been jealous’ even though its so obvious when she is.

one time you walked on her sobbing. that was an experience..to say the least.

“..roxy?”

she stared right into your eyes when she noticed you were there, tears streaming down her face.

she looked devastated.

roxanne was meant to be the strong, tough girl here to protect you — not cry in front of a mirror like some..some wimp.

despite that, she rushed towards you to embrace you tightly.

she sobbed into your shoulder, and you slowly patted her back as she did so.

“you wanna talk about it, love?”

“..no.”

“okay, tell me if you want to. i’ll listen.”

she told you about it afterwards.

you’ve seen her cry only a couple of times before, but it always hurts when you do see her cry.

the first time roxanne said ‘i love you’ to you it just sort of..slipped out.

she had been racing (and winning) at roxy raceway, and as soon as she finished, she ran after you to brag about how she won against a bunch of kids.

roxy cheered and gave you a kiss on the cheek. “hell yeah!! did you see that?!”

“i did, you did great.”

“oh wait— goddammit thats the time? i have a performance in 5 minutes. i love you, cya!”

and then she rushed off.

ohmygod

that just happened.

GLAMROCK CHICA

so affectionate

like. super affectionate

100-kisses-a-day affectionate.

she visits you wherever you are literally everyday. clingy smh

its out of love though!! so no matter how annoyed you get with her constant attention you can’t stay mad at her for long.

also, did i mention shes super good at comforting people?

you’re sad? not for long!! chica’s here and she brought pizza, tissues, a plushie and some blankets.

constant compliments !!!

“hiiii y/n. did i say you’re cute today? you’re cute.”

“you’re really beautiful.”

KISSES

SO MANY KISSES OH MY GOD

you will literally never been touch starved again istg

SURPRISE HUGS !!!!!!

oh you’re cleaning the floor??? not anymore you’re being forced to cuddle chica for an hour

sorry not sorry

[floralovebot]

Helia and Tecna friendship headcanons? -lambofzenith

AHHHHHHHHHH okay so

helia is really bad at technology right? pretty much anything that isn't covered in red fountain lessons, he's a complete no-go at. tecna takes it upon herself to try and help him understand basic technology a bit more and it goes so wrong. helia is literally the mom that squints their eyes and holds their phone away from their face while using One pointer finger to type everything. tecna hates it so much.

helia naturally doesn't understand a single thing that comes out of her mouth when she's talking technology but he still supports her nonetheless

helia is surprisingly rational most of the time! he's a firm Push All My Emotions Down And Then One Day I'll Die kind of person so even during really stressful missions, he's good at keeping a level head about things. tecna really appreciates this and it's not rare to see her, helia, and timmy discussing mission-related strategies During The Middle Of A Fight

tecna has a tendency to talk while she works (only noticeable around people she's comfortable with though) but she gets a little self-conscious about it. she knows it's not Bad or anything, but it doesn't seem Right either so she tries to keep quiet most of the time. helia on the other hand is so used to working while it's noisy that he's totally chill with it. they've gotten used to just vibing in the same room, working on their own things, and not actually talking to each other during it. they're comfortable around each other :) helia doesn't mind when she rambles out loud and tecna doesn't mind him pacing around the room every five minutes. symbiotic relationship.

tecna doesn't like talking about what she went through in the omega dimension, even with timmy. however, she does occasionally draw things out when she really needs to vent and can't think of any other way how. she's always been good at sketching due to her background in designing gadgets so this wasn't a weird transition for her. helia told her about this anonymous place for artists to submit their art with absolutely no names attached and after checking to make sure it was legit and she was completely safe, she started to submit one or two a year. she doesn't like to do it often but it does help to sort of "get it out" without actually talking about it.

while helia is notoriously Bad at video games, he does actually like the more "physical reality" ones (think that virtual reality tecmy scene!) mainly because it feels close enough to real life that he doesn't need to rely on just technology to do it. tecna and helia often have very competitive gaming matches but specifically within those kinds of games otherwise, he's really bad at it and she gets annoyed that he can't remember any of the buttons.

speaking of competitions, helia has an inner bet going on of How Much Can I Pretend To Not Know Jackshit About A Specific Technological Topic Before Tecna Notices. what he doesn't know, is that tecna knows he does this and has her own inner bet of How Long Can I Explain This Specific Topic Before Helia Gets Bored And Moves On. so far, the score is mostly even, with helia only winning because timmy isn't aware of this mental battle and will often jump in to explain things too. helia is very smug about this and tecna can't say anything to timmy otherwise she loses the fight that no one actually set firm rules on.

timmy is just really happy that his two best friends are also friends and sometimes he tries to invite helia and flora on their dates. tecna is okay with this only because she thinks it's funny. florelia were also okay with it but started to not be because they realized that their version of a date and tecmy's version of a date was extremely different. they've started to come up with increasingly ridiculous excuses for why they can't go and so far timmy is the only one that hasn't noticed. poor timmy, he genuinely thinks flora's best friend cactus is sick and needs care 😔

when timmy isn't available, helia will call tecna for any technology related issues he's having. on one hand, she likes that he trusts her and can rely on her, on the other hand, she's told him ten separate times not to leave his computer running all the damn time. (tecna: please turn the computer off when you're not using it. this will immensely help solve all of the problems you've been having. helia: okay so i'm gonna leave it on all the time?). he's not trying to be difficult though. he just forgets everything and assumes it should work regardless (he a little stupit).

roxy gets so much gender envy from both of them and it confuses her all the time. they have no idea what a gender envy is though and they're mostly just wondering how they stop giving it to roxy since it seems like it agitates her??? help please???? researching the matter doesn't help and it ends up becoming a meme on winx stan twt because tecna made a very official and serious post asking about the severity of "gender envy" and needing to know how contagious it is. now whenever either of them posts, earth teens just comment gender envy at them. helia still doesn't know what it means.

they don't watch movies/tv together but they will binge-watch the same shows and then talk about them later on. tecna's formatting is still very formal and functional meanwhile helia bounces off multiple points and forgets to make a conclusion. he stresses her out so much.

helia notices when tecna has stayed up too long for too many nights and will occasionally send her a "please sleep" message when he knows timmy is already asleep and can't do it. she doesn't always listen but sometimes she will, but not before sending the same message back because why the fuck is he up at this hour huh dumbass?????

tecna has a pet bird and helia has multiple cats and they absolutely cannot be in the same room together. her bird is constantly trying to fight his cats and while they're usually well behaved, he's genuinely scared they're gonna try to eat it (tecna: stop calling my bird an "it"; helia: stop putting your bird near my cats 😐)

they actually don't like hanging out when one of them is upset. they both have a hard time talking about their emotions (for different reasons obviously) and they always end up feeling like they have to say something when they're together. they just really prefer hanging when they're both in a good mood or at least calm. whenever one of them gets upset, they stop hanging out together until that person feels better.

connected to the last point, you'd think that would mean they don't know a lot about each other, but they surprisingly do! they're both relatively observant people (tecna gets better every year) and they're actually really good at figuring out why the other is upset and what would help. they just don't talk about it.

although, on a similar note, the one time they did have an emotional talk, it was about timmy. tecna was feeling upset again and worrying over whether or not she's "too logical/not emotional enough" and it was the one time where she actually allowed herself to hang out with him while being upset. they had a genuine heart to heart about things and especially about how she's way too hard on herself. they thought it would be awkward since they actively avoided this kind of thing but it wasn't! it went very naturally and helia even teared up a bit. he's very proud of her and the effort she makes every day and since that talk has been much more vocal about it.

when they went to earth in s4, they both spent way too much time learning about Earth Things; tecna about earth media (canon), and helia about animals since that's what flora was talking about. he started calling tecna "chip" after that because chipmunks reminded him of her. she disagrees with this assessment and he refuses to admit he mixed up chipmunks and squirrels. he still calls her chip to this day, and fortunately, it's grown on her. unfortunately, he calls timmy "chip" too, and now it's a hassle to figure out who he's talking to.

helia is surprisingly interested in zenith technology despite not understanding it all! he enjoys walking through the streets of zenith with tecna while she proudly points things out so he can go "ooo aaa" at everything. sometimes she tries to explain how things work and his mind starts playing elevator music automatically. tecna has gotten really good at knowing when helia is just. brain empty no thoughts because she recognizes the Empty look in his eyes. she enjoys catching it live and trying to figure out why he's just. not thinking (usually it's because he either doesn't understand something or got bored) (this happens often when sky starts talking) (sorry sky)

tecna is one of the winx (besides flora of course) that helia trusts the most. not in an emotional or friend way, but in a physical, we're on a mission way. she has good control of her magic and knows how to use it. she's good at thinking of strategies and applying them properly to the situation. and after the omega dimension, he had a newfound respect for her previously unknown to him survival skills. if he were even in severe danger, she would be the first winx he'd call (depending on the situation, she is occasionally ahead of flora).

helia is really bad at sharing details. he tends to go straight to the conclusion but doesn't share how he got there (adhd king 😌) and tecna is the best person to call in when this happens. her logical questioning makes it seem so easy because she has the patience and knowledge to connect the dots and ask the right questions. when anyone else tries its more like (helia: i'm sitting in a pool of blood; person: uhm do you know where it's coming from?; helia: probably the stab wound; someone: did you get stabbed??; helia: oh yeah definitely.)

[meant-to-be-a-hero]

Ranger Rankings - Power Rangers Beast Morphers

Genuinely surprised by how much I enjoyed this tbh.

Premise - 4

One part RPM, one part Lightspeed Rescue. I kind of like that they acknowledge the Morphin' Grid properly rather than just casting vague aspersions as to its existence.

The whole Morph-X thing works really well to drive the season forward and remains relevant throughout both seasons, and it gives Grid Battleforce a reason to exist outside of just fighting Evox.

I thought they might start playing with virtual reality a bit when they had the whole Avatars and Cyber Dimension stuff, but I'm kind of glad they didn't.

Character Dynamics - 3.5

Devon and Ravi felt a little flat at times. Their sole characteristics were 'video games' and 'art', outside of their relationships with the other characters. That'd be fine if it was just one season, but I didn't really feel like either of them changed too much over the course of the show, especially Devon when he's the Red Ranger.

Zoey and Nate were much better - Nate especially felt like he had a journey to go on, and he got there by the end of the season. I enjoyed that the pair of them got to get together midway through rather than at the end, so we could kind of explore them a bit more as the season progressed.

The supporting cast were also surprisingly good. Blaze and Roxy (both real and evil) were fun little foils, and the parents having an active presence for most of the show was nice since they had roles that meant they could keep popping up without needing to be forced into the plot.

I also kind of loved the Beast Bots. I thought they'd be a bit superfluous, or draw time away from the other characters, but they were there pretty much exactly as often as they were needed.

And I will not hear a bad word about Ben & Betty. They're dumb, but they mean well, and they're very funny without crossing the line into annoying or arrogant. A definite breath of fresh air after Monty and Victor last season.

Sixth Ranger Arc - 4

Steel! I love Steel. He could have easily just have existed to forward Nate's plots, but he had his own stories too, and something to strive for throughout the seasons. Him learning to be more human and then actually getting to be human is the perfect culmination, especially after his heroic sacrifice.

Plus he's a giant goofball. We love a giant goofball. "My butt is metal!"

Plot Development - 4

Were most of Evox's plans the same? Yes. But they usually had a point to them outside of the usual 'acquire Morph-X, ???, profit' angle.

There were enough subplots running through the seasons to keep everything moving. The Cybergate arc, and the data chips stuff in the first season, then the Ryjack stuff in the second one, kept everything from being too samey. I did find myself switching off during the Megazord fights, but then I've just watched 27 seasons of these so I think that's more on me than the show itself.

I also very much enjoyed how much they leaned into Ranger history; I don't think, outside of Megaforce where that was sort of the point, that any other season has used past Ranger continuity so well and so consistently. Doctor K showing up not once but twice was wonderful, and the Venjix reveal was super clever (even if I knew it was coming).

Villains - 4

Evox in the first season is great fun. I love that giant snake design, it really works well for me, and he loses a little bit in the second season after he becomes a robot full time. His mini arc pretending to be the Mayor was fun, but it felt like it ended a bit quick.

Scrozzle, stupid name aside, was pretty good too. I liked the banter with the other minions. There's something about 'put upon evil genius' that works for me.

Both sets of Roxy and Blaze were fun, probably moreso in the second season where the stakes felt a little higher.

And I love that they keep bringing back Sledge and Poisandra; they know that they're fun, we know that they're fun, so they just give us what we want.

Team-Up - 5

Yes, another 5, leave me alone. Seeing the Dino Charge Rangers again was great, and the plot they came up with to get everyone together built up nicely rather than just appearing out of nowhere for the crossover.

I also found the villain clip-show episode in the middle oddly fun, since it wasn't just a clip-show for the season I'd literally just watched.

It's a shame they weren't able to get any more of the Dino Rangers back; just having Jason there, while nice, felt a little weak.

But that triple Megazord fight at the end? Perfect.

Overall - 4.08

Hottest Ranger - Nate's the cutest, but Ravi and his arms win this one.

Notable Episodes:

The Cybergate Opens - The end of the first big arc of the series, and the arrival of the Gold and Silver Rangers.

Finders Keepers/Making Bad/Grid Connection - Dino Rangers, unite!

The Silva Switch - Body swap! Singing! Yesss!

Crunch Time/Source Code/Evox Unleashed - A big, high stakes finale with some excellent reveals and a guest star I'm always happy to see.

[felismiscellaneous]

Casonverse Expo

ok so after you see this you Cannot save it. the whole thing about the casonverse is that its solely “oral” and memory based. i cannot write down “rules” to it or anything. this post Will be lost to time and youll just have to deal with that

ok so. we begin. our story. w/ an explanation on how ectobiology has been going on earth c. basically, every once in a while to increase genetic diversity, a babeh between two of the original founders is created randomly, and said founders get to decide if they want to adopt that babeh or not.

now its been a very very long time on earth c and all of these bitches are immortal. yep. every single one. even the non godtiers, they get an immortality boon for winning the game. you know whats also a boon? all of the players getting revived. yep. every single one. because this is my au and i can do what i want.

anyways as i was saying basically at some point a babeh between john and karkat is made and this time theyre like “yeah ok well adopt this one” SO. they be goin there. and the ONE TIME they decide this is the right time the baby is fuckin BROKE. the internal organs of trolls and humans dont mesh very well when the genes are combined in the ectomachine, and this baby is basically just dying very slowly. this baby isssss Casey! well, shes not named that by her parents, but well just call her Casey for now.

john and karkat do their fuckin best to keep this thing alive but her tiny baby body is completely dysfunctional. and doesnt last very long. This is Traumatizing for Everyone Involved. anyways!! a pretty long time after that we have Cason and Jones. they were spawned at the same time. Jones is rose and kanayas horrible ectospawn, and Cason happens to be another equally horrible spawn between john and karkat! they decide to adopt this one, and fortunately it lives. This was Their First Mistake.

but before we get into Cason, lets get into Jones. Jones is,,,, very socially awkward. in fact, she often comes off as creepy to everyone else. this makes her very clingy towards her mothers, who arent That terrible at parenting. theyve got quirks, but theyre good for her. Jones doesnt really have any friends, except this Totally Cool and Not at All Dangerous cult she gets dragged into! this is the second secret shes ever kept from her mothers. the first is that shes the one who keeps bringing snails into the house. Jones likes snails, but shes not good at taking care of them. she just keeps bringing them into the house and feeding them her snack. her snack is rat poison. snails like and digest rat poison safely. snails! she likes them.

ALSO APPARENTLY SHE CAN SEE GHOSTS???? yeah lets get into that. see, Casey becomes a Regular Ghost after she dies. not a dream ghost, just a plain ol ghost. and anyways, shes around the same age as everyone else if not a year older due to Ghost Rules now, and Cason is the only one that seems to be able to see her. and then theres Jones. Jones is absolutely stunning to Casey and yes she falls so hard in dokis. but Jones is trying to ignore the fact that she can see ghosts. it makes her feel like even more of an outcast. ooooo drama! anyways those two have their own background plot going on about fighting eldritch gods or something idk.

LETS GET BACK TO CASON. see. Cason. is The Worst. like, genuinely. ever since he was a kiddo, he was a completely spoiled brat from day one, and spent his childhood Looking Down on People for multiple reasons. for one, hes the son of TWO FUCKING FOUNDERS AND RAISED BY THEM, two he got away with EVERYTHING, and three i think its just in his nature. Cason prides himself in being knowledgeable and better than everyone else, but he is not like Other Egomaniacs((tm.))

Cason doesnt necessarily care about being liked, even if he WAS a great manipulator, or being the best at Everything. he couldnt care less about sports or popularity. all he wants, is Control. just like hes had since day one. This is Terrible for Everyone Involved.

but most terrible for anyone, is Tippie Piyjon. Tippie is terezi and nepetas ectospawn, which, really started it all. now, terezi and nepeta are not horrible people, or even necessarily horrible parents, but theyre just not suited for it. Tippie raised herself on romance novels and the like, especially after being sortve taken in as a goddaughter by karkat almost immediately after she was born. and, because of this, she got to meet Cason very early on. there was hardly ever a day where the two werent around eachother, whether they liked it or not. in school, at their own house, wherever. now, being around Cason of all people all the time, meant you knew exactly how he operated.

and well, Tippie figured that, maybe, if she was just good enough, she could change him. and Cason used that to his full advantage. the two became moirails, which was Fucked Up for Everyone Involved, and grew ever closer. now Cason, being Cason, was Extremely Emotionally Abusive to Tippie. she had to do what he asked, whatever it was, even if it wasnt morally right, she had to stay by his side, she couldnt cry in front of his parents, she had to get good grades so he wouldnt look bad, so many damn things she had to do. even if he never once laid a finger on her, her mental health was, slowly but surely, chiseled down.

every attempt at defying him was met with such coldness, or hed act more warm towards her, so surely she was doing something right and had to keep going. just had to be good enough. hell get better eventually. Cason earns the title of #1 Gaslighter Extraordinare. the only place she found any solace away from him was grubscouts, which she joined on her own terms when she was very young, and at the time was a camp counselor even! this lasted. for so many years.

Cason is nineteen whenever i depict him, and Tippie is seventeen, but very nearly eighteen. eventually, she cant take it anymore, and snaps at him. usually this doesnt last, and he would manage to calm her down eventually, but shes fucking Tired of it. he hasnt changed. not even a bit. well. Cason cant have that, now can he? the first time he lays a hand on her, he slaps her across the face. Big Mistake. though terrified, Tippie lashes out, and claws Casons left eye out, making a terribly deep gash that would leave him permanently blind in that eye whether or not he got treatment.

this scares the SHIT out of her, and Tippie runs off, for the first time, to her mothers. as she cries, she recounts how terrible everythings been and how she didnt mean it and shes sorry and- theres nothing to apologize for. its very clear, that they shouldve stepped in sooner, shouldve noticed something was wrong. meanwhile, Cason crawls home to his own dads, who are rightfully spooked seeing their son with a horrifically bloody face and a gouged eyeball. they only had a second to try and comfort him, before he snapped at them, showing a bit of his true nature to them for the first time, and also, terezi showing up behind him. after a thorough explanation which was mostly just a few stern, if a little tearful words, Casons parents are completely mortified. karkat quickly kicks him out in an act of raw emotion. no chance to grab clothes, or for john to interject, Cason is left outside, alone, and with absolutely no power left. what will he do?

theres also other characters but theyre like babies so they dont have much characterization and also arent very important to the story. but here they are ig:

owen, jade and daves child. hes like, 3. he likes sticks and playing in mud. hes 3 what more do you want from him

siyren, aradia and feferis kiddo. shes like, 6. she likes ballet, arts and crafts, and being snooty

damien, eridan and solluxs kid. hes 10, likes calling people slurs over xbox, and overcompensating since his parents waited so damn long to adopt him after his slimebirth

killer, who named himself, aradia and sollux kid. hes like 11 or something. he likes being edgy and has the same issue as damien. in fact, all but siyren have this issue

toga bitch, who i have currently yet to name, aradia and eridans kid. shes 12. she likes earth rome and chilling in public fountains. a burgundy whose violetkin

wemon wemon, who is also currently unnamed, feferi and eridans kid. hes 13, the oldest. he likes earth lemon demon and horror special effects

carrie, feferi and solluxs kid. shes like 11, likes dance dance revolution and earth 9s

rosie, calliope and roxys bab, whos a baby. jane is also her mom

ben, tippies far future carapacian bf, who likes boring shit like birdwatching and scrapbooking. malewife supreme. a very soft dude, and just wants to help his gf w/ her trauma and join her grubscout troop on earning badges. just a great, if boring guy

notkonyyl, just as unnamed, a notcanadian oliveblood who enjoys going to the gym, frequenting bars, being cool, flirty, and defending her moirail to the death

notkuprum, haha unnamed, is a human, and the moirail to notkonyyl. he likes things like being annoying, flirting with everyone taller than him ((most people)), the nintendo switch, and defending his moirail to the death

[lavendertrash39]

HERE WE GO FOLKS, TIME FOR SOME HORRIBLE GRAMMAR AND RAMBLING.

This is what I think Imposter Factory is going to be like (also feel free to drop your theories below :P)

SO, I discussed in a post about how in the trailer it says “end of a world” and not “end of the world” and thinking that that world was Neil’s machine. We see at the end of the teaser trailer Eva gets a call (I think from Roxie) and it cuts off after she says “NEIL WHAT?” or something like that. I think that the interaction went somewhat like Roxie rambling about the fact that something’s wrong with Neil having to do with a Sigcorp Machine. That is THAT world. They are unable to enter into it, so they must destroy it without hurting him. Now, to the name.  Strange isn’t it? Imposter Factory, well (I can't remember the username) someone said on Youtube that they thought that the girl and Quincy could be Johnny and Faye, Johnny not looking the same because of a Hazy memory. Faye not looking the same because either same reasons or she’s a master of disguise. That goes into italics. You know these things that make you sound really calming or suspicious hehe. Well in the description of Imposter factory, it always says Quincy, not just Quincy. This could imply that Quincy is not indeed Quincy. He is an imposter of Johnny, and the girl is an imposter of Faye.

Okay quick break between this so I don’t have to be consistent because this is basically a bunch of jumbled ideas written down: you know the tape recorder? Well I’ve seen many things that say that it’s so he can tell the difference between reality and fantasy. Why did I put reality in bold? Lol I’m having fun with weird formatting, but also because A reality without me. In that, we hear the sounds that came with the tape recorder and if you heard those three annoying off key notes then they weren’t annoying, its one of the main patterns of notes in Bestest Detectives. There also could be a thing where he starts having trouble knowing if he’s in a machine or not, which could actually make him probably more emotional during the cases. 

Alrighty more out of context-ness. Did you notice the other person besides the girl on the cover art for Imposter Factory? I didn’t until I read a post about it. It looks like a guy’s shillouette (I can’t spell the word I’m sorry). That person in the background could be Quincy, but what if it was Neil? It seems like a dark area, maybe Eva and Roxie tried to get in contact with Neil through Faye. So she takes him to a secluded dark area to try to tell him that this place isn’t real and try to make him remember. Maybe even bringing out the tape recorder, and playing the audio files from the Christmas Party we saw him taking. 

Okay, so I’ve been trying to get one of my friends into this fandom for a while and she watched it and wasn't a fan, but she still enjoys hearing me talk about it and when I showed her art (lol she said she wished it focussed on Neil and Eva more instead of Johnny and River or Colin and his crew of emotional instability). Whenever I was freaking out about a reality without me and I noticed how it said IF for the initials. She then came up with the idea of IF Neil never died, which plays along with that time machine thing that Quincy finds in the bathroom (which actually could be Neil’s machine now that I think of it). So it goes into this reality where Neil never died and Eva and him get married. Then it’s the end of that world, and a reality without me plays because she has to live in a world without him. Then again, that doesn’t really touch on the almost ENTIRETY of Minisode two with the two Evas and all that. Basically, I think it’s going to be focused on the IF since y’know that's what's highlighted, and it’ll use the time machine (or Neil’s machine) and a lot of bullshit happens. 

Something else is the fact that there's people seen at Neil and Eva’s wedding killed by presumably long cat (he was too long to be trusted), there's the two Evas, there's the fact Kan Gao said “the only way to not spoil this story is to mislead” when he posted to chase a murderer, and finally, there's the weird naked Neil sprites Kan Gao posted saying “doing some important work”

I really don’t know about the last one it was posted like A YEAR ago and uh yeah long cat seems like something Neil would create. Oh can we talk about the fact that there's only Sigcorp employees and those like 2 other people I think at the wedding. Like I wouldn’t be surprised if Neil’s family didn’t come (maybe his mom did...? idk I have a lot of theories) but Eva’s? Like AT LEAST her sister would come, and she seems to be close with her family. It just throws me off a bit.  OKAY I GOTTA DO HOMEWORK ANY QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS I WILL TRY TO ANSWER BUT IM LOW KEY FAILING SCHOOL BYEEEE

IM ADDING TO IT A DAY LATER

(I’m so sorry this is so long)

Okay so I talked about the fact that that theory basically explains nothing having to do with Minisode two besides the brief mention of the tape recorder, but I think I got something. What if Quincy for some reason is one of the workers at the wedding after party Neil and Eva have, so the time machine is Neil’s machine. I talked about that already, but what if that little cut of Eva in that one machine at the end of the Minisode is her using his ‘time machine’ to go to a time IF Neil never died. Then there's also something about Faye being in Neil’s memories at one point because we see her dress straps on that motorcycle scene in FP and you hear the sound of a memory reset and Neil forget something he just said which is creepy af, so idk about that.

I don't know this is such a confusing game series and I have no idea what’s going to happen.

[forasecondtherewedwon]

Can I request number 44. “I don’t know why I’m crying” and number 30. “Can I sit here? The other tables are full?” For Sweet Pea. Like the reader has been a rough day and Sweet Pea notices and wants to cheer her up. But you can write whatever you would like, just an idea 😬

Thanks for the request! I tried to steer the thing in that direction, though it took a detour through many a Broadway musical reference haha

44. “I don’t know why I’m crying.”

AND

30. “CanI sit here? The other tables are full.”

The floor beneath your feet is not the puke-y beige linoleum of theRiverdale High cafeteria, but the uneven, sun-bleached, cobbled steps of astruggling Greek hotel. The outfit you wear is not the standard t-shirt andjeans you’ve more or less been donning since September, but the result of astylish 1962 makeover or a promotion to the ranks of the cardigan-clad PinkLadies. The noise in your suffering ears emanates not from a roomful of yourfellow high schoolers, but from the raucous backstage of the Palais Garnier, ora besieged Parisian barricade, or maybe a rowdy Chicago bar, minutes beforeRoxie and Velma take the stage.

You stare at the uninventive sandwich in your hand, swashed a little on oneside from riding in your backpack with your History binder. Nope, you’redefinitely still toiling your way through Tuesday.

Existing somewhere between reality and the land of musical make-believe isthe bare fact that there isn’t a free seat in the house―great news in atheatre, total shit when your teacher lets you out of class late and all youwant to do is park your butt and eat lunch.

Of course, you realize, eyes skimming just above the heads of your academicfriends and foes so as not to catch anyone’s gaze and read it in how patheticyou appear standing here clutching the world’s saddest sandwich, there is onespot you could sit. One spot you haven’t dared to sit, though it’s almostalways open.

Now you find that you are glancing around, taking in the sights, so yoursudden arrival at the Serpent Table (a near-official,read-it-in-capitals-in-your-mind type thing) may seem like the result of ahapless wander rather than the intention of desperation. Cafeteria mural’s flaking, you observe to yourself, studying thewall harder than most ever would or ever have. Studying up for the art test on 20th Century Americanphotographers, I see, you note, spotting a blurb and accompanying photo of Diane Arbus over theshoulder of a classmate. BLT, huh? What,you think you’re better than me? You swerve around the sandwich snob beforethe urge to tear your own sandwich bag open with your bare hands and use it tosmother the offender can overwhelm you.

And here you are. You stand silent, like one of those rare mannequins yousometimes see dressed in an ensemble that doesn’tappear to represent the fashion sense of an alien newcomer to the planet tryingto blend in. You clear your throat.

“I see ya,” says the reason people avoid this table. He doesn’t look up atyou and you feel affronted, annoyed, avoided, ashamed.

“Can I sit here,” you ask, though it comes out as a flat demand. For somereason, your voice is making it sound like you’ve asked the question over andover, receiving nothing but denial.

You brush your hair back from your face, if only to offer one of your hands atask alternate to sandwich holding.

“Maybe,” he says, biting an apple and focusing on the textbook he has openin front of him.

“What, are you saving someone a seat?” you snap, feeling the attitude clickinto place like the shoved down lever of a toaster. Burn, baby, burn.

He―the guy―the Serpent―Sweet Pea, looks up at you like you’re out of yourfreaking mind. Which is about the same moment you’re able to remind yourselfthat this is not a role, you are not on a stage, and there is no script tooffer you that peaceful, predictable assurance of knowing what kind of dialoguecomes next.

You drop the stiff shoulders and what you believe to be aggressive look inyour eye (which is probably closer to profound, horrified backpedalling) andfeel a little bad. Serpent or not, maybe the guy’s lonely. You know who hisfriends are and where they’re currently sitting, Toni with Cheryl and Fangswith Kevin.

Sweet Pea’s looking up at you and you share just enough classes with him toknow how unlikely it is that he’s about to willingly lead off a conversation.You sigh and muster your default niceness. Maybe it’s as unoriginal as yourt-shirt and jeans, but it’s you and it’s real.

“Can I sit here?” you inquire. “The other tables are full.”

You watch his tongue slide around his teeth, probably freeing a rogue pieceof apple skin. So maybe the reason you avoid this table isn’t the same aseveryone else’s.

“Yep.”

“Is that permission to sit or an acknowledgement of the cafeteria indeedbeing packed to capacity?” You’re trying to understand him, really you are, buthis dark eyes are frustratingly indecipherable, making you feel like you’vewandered into a carnival’s house of mirrors. Disoriented and struggling to findyour way back out.

“Sit,” he insists, and kicks out the chair across from him.

Honestly, it’s more invitation than you’d expected to get, so you do like hesays. Sweet Pea goes back to the crunching of the apple/reading of the textbookroutine―a real thrilling one-two―and you eat your sandwich and ignore thefolded, stapled papers you’ve laid on the table.

By the time you’re done and mostly but not totally full (in that way thatyou’re feeling you may not outgrow until your 20’s), with your cheek leaninghard on your fist, you have started to concentrate on the papers―just notreading them. You stare and wonder if you could levitate them with your mind.You wonder if, were you in possession of a magnifying glass, you could burnthese pages like ants under the unnaturally harsh glare of cafeteria lighting.

In fact, you are concentrating so well that you miss the cessation of theapple crunching and the subtle but shudder-inducing sound of slick textbookpages a-flippin’.

“What’s wrong with you? You look like hell,” Sweet Pea remarks.

Without raising your head, you let your eyes move to his face. Disarmingly,you find its expression reads as inquisitive, not mocking as his words wouldsuggest.

“I’m struggling,” you say. Privately, in your head, you congratulateyourself for confusing yourself. What did you mean, you wonder, to shut down aforay into casual socialization or to roll out the welcome mat between him andyour troubles?

“With what?” Immediately, a hand with a ring for which you believe the term‘statement jewellery’ was specifically designed reaches out and taps yourpapers.

You narrow your eyes and assess his face, possibly, probably, definitelylong enough to weird him out. Because you don’t know what the hell else to do,you sigh.

“I don’t know why I’m crying,” you confess. You’ve lowered your voice andhe’s leaned in to hear you, which is not an unpleasant progression as far as you’reconcerned. He smells like the apple he just ate and, uh, you should quitstaring at his lips.

“Not here,” you say, gesturingcircularly at your tear-free face. “Here.”You lift your drama class script from the table and give it a punishing smackwith the back of your hand.

“What’s this?”

You turn sullen. Sweet Pea gives you a stern look. His hand beckons for thepages and, defeated, you hand them over.

“A play?”

You nod, rubbing your hand along your cheek like that can hold off theblush. Pretty ridiculous how being on stage in front of people doesn’t scareyou, but telling anyone about it does.

“Look at this,” you complain, reaching over the page he has turned to(because the lines you highlighted yourself clearly show through, drawing hisattention) and point from memory at where your monologue begins.

He meets your gaze over the top of the script, then suddenly he is rising,coming around the table, and sitting down next to you, scraping the chair to benearer to your side. Your heartrate has a lot to say about this.

“I’m gonna need more information than that,” Sweet Pea informs you, handingyou the script and linking his fingers, exposed forearms resting on the tableeven as the rolled up sleeve of his shirt brushes your arm.

“Aren’t you doing homework or studying or something?” You gesture vaguely tohis abandoned textbook. Where dotextbooks end up, you wonder. Then, Hashe written his name inside the front cover? What does his handwriting looklike?

“You would not believe the amount of homework I have not done and still managed to look happier than you do right now.”

You snort out a breath. Sounds about right.

“The problem,” you explain, deciding to get on with it while trying to lookmore at the page in front of you than at Sweet Pea’s attractive brown eyes, “isthat it’s a student-run production for class, meaning that a student isdirecting it. The director hasn’t clarified any of my character’s motivationsand I don’t know how I’m going to pull it off.”

It’s a crisis of epic proportions, as far as you’re concerned. Musicaltheatre is what makes sense to you. It’s easy to comprehend and access thoseemotions. You don’t believe a person alive could sing Fantine’s lament tobroken dreams and not cry, or fail to laugh as Tanya baits and teases a much youngerman. Theatre without the music―that external ebb and swell―to guide you leavesyou feeling lost. Not that you’re quite ready to put all that into words for this near-stranger.

Sweet Pea doesn’t say anything, forcing you to look at him. With a shrug anda smirk that becomes a grin, he props an elbow on the table and slides it out,moving into your space.

“You’ve got this.”

Your eyebrows raise.

“What makes you think that?”

“Because of what you said. You said,” he lays a finger to your lips beforeyou can interrupt, “‘I’mgoing to pull it off.’”

The bell rings above and around you, but it’s kind of surreal because you’rejust staring at this guy who has totally surprised you. He gets up and reachesover to snap his textbook shut and pull it over to himself.

“If you’re still worried, hit me up for a good luck kiss,” he suggests,heading for the door. “SAME TABLE EVERY DAY,” Sweet Pea shouts back over hisshoulder.

You laugh to yourself before realizing you’re going to be late if you don’tget a move on. Whatever else he did, that Serpent certainly unsettled somethingin you. Maybe that’s exactly what you needed, for more than just the play.

[therealmaggiemedia]

The Maggie Simpson Show E2003 Maggie Off the Hook

WRITTEN BY

DANIEL HARRINGTON

FADE IN

INT, MAGGIE’S BEDROOM-DAY

Maggie is welcoming the viewers to the show.

MAGGIE

Hello, and welcome to the show, have you ever got in trouble for something you didn’t do?. Well that’s what will happen today!

FADE TO INTRO

FADE IN

EXT, PLAYGROUND-DAY

Maggie and her friends are deciding what to do.

MAGGIE

So what do you want to do today?

SKYE

Something fun and enjoyable!

LILLY

Yes I agree with Skye!

JUDITH

As long as we  do something today I don’t care what!

MAGGIE

Lets walk barefoot in the mud!

LILLY

Maggie, no I don’t like doing stuff like that!

SKYE

I don’t mind the mud!

Then Joanne walks over to them.

JOANNE

Hey, got an idea for something fun!, see that car over there lets egg it!

MAGGIE

No Joanne, we’ll think of something on our own!

Joanne walks away feeling very displeased with Maggie

JOANNE

She’ll pay for that the little goody two shoes I’ll frame her!

GERALD

Framing Maggie Simpson, good luck Joanne!

JOANNE

Shut up shrimp!

GERALD

Ooo like that is it Joanne!

In the car park Joanne is watching Groundskeeper Willie

WILLIE

Now that’s a well tarmacked car park, time for a wee nip and a wee nap!

He goes into his shack drinking whiskey and closes the door, Joanne sees her chance to get Maggie into trouble.

JOANNE

All I need to do is walk barefoot in the tar then Maggie will get the blame!

Joanne takes off her shoes and socks and walks in the tar.

JOANNE

This is sticky but worth it!

FADE TO THE CAR PARK LATER

Joanne is long gone and the car park tar is a mess groundskeeper Willie has woken up from his nap and sees the mess.

WILLIE

Arh, Someone has made a mess of Willie’s Tar, when Willie gets a hold of them I’ll turn them into Haggis!

He sees Footprints and he assumes because Maggie likes to make footprint patterns he thinks its her.

WILLIE

Maggie Simpson!, I’ll make her pay for this!

In the kindergarten Maggie is in class with her friends listening to Mr Johnson then Groundskeeper Willie enters the room in a rage and walks towards Maggie

WILLIE

You, You did this!

MAGGIE

I did what?

WILLIE

You know what Willie’s talking about?

MAGGIE

(MAKING FUN) You know I’ve never understood what you said!

The other kids laugh.

WILLIE

Right, march your arse to the principal!

JOHNSON

Now hold on a minute, how do we know Maggie did this to your tar?

WILLIE

She likes walking barefoot in paint!

JOHNSON

That doesn’t prove anything!

WILLIE

Proof enough for me, now out we go!

He grabs Maggie and takes her with him.

SKYE

Did Maggie do something wrong Mr Johnson!

JOHNSON

At at this point Skye, we don’t know, but that Scotchman seems to think so, now lets continue with learning shapes!

In the office, Maggie is trying to explain to principal Skinner that it wasn’t her.

MAGGIE

What Groundskeeper Willie is telling you is the biggest load of crap I have ever heard I was nowhere near his tar!

SKINNER

Then why are there footprints around it?

MAGGIE

Those footprints aren’t mine, they must belong to somebody else!

SKINNER

Maggie, you do like to walk barefoot in paint don;’t you?

MAGGIE

That’s in class, not anywhere else!

SKINNER

Your going to help Groundskeeper Willie tarmac his car park!

MAGGIE

(ANNOYED GRUNT)

Outside Maggie is helping groundskeeper Willie tarmac the car park but Maggie is not happy about being blamed for something she didn’t do.

WILLIE

Keep doing it wee one!

MAGGIE

Willie, I didn’t walk in your tar you know me!

WILLIE

Aye and your footprints were in the tar that’s why your helping Willie!

In the dining room Maggie enters the room with her clothes covered in tar Principal Skinner sees her and tells her to take a shower.

SKINNER

(ANGRY) Simpson!, go and take a shower!

MAGGIE

I will after lunch!

SKINNER

Lets go!

MAGGIE

But I need my lunch!

SKINNER

You can have lunch after your shower!

MAGGIE

(MOANS) Oh!

FADE TO LATER IN THE DINING ROOM

Maggie enters the dining room wearing a white towel

SKINNER

Go and put some clothes on!

MAGGIE

My Clothes are covered in tar!

SKINNER

Fair enough, have your lunch then we’ll find you something to wear!

Maggie gets her lunch and takes a seat next to Skye

SKYE

Hi Maggie, I know you didn’t ruin the car park but I know could have done it!

MAGGIE

Who?

SKYE

Joanne French!

Then Joanne walks up to them.

JOANNE

That’s me!

SKYE

I think you ruined the tar!

JOANNE

You have to prove that Autistic girl!

MAGGIE

(ANGRY) Joanne admit it you did the tar!

JOANNE

No, I have got away with it your taking the rap!

She continues walking.

MAGGIE

lets tell Principal Skinner!

SKYE

But there is a chance he won’t believe you!

MAGGIE

Skye, we can’t just sit on our asses doing nothing we have to make that move!

As Maggie stands up her towel drops and everyone sees everything.

SKYE

Oh god, Maggie everyone can see your thingy!

MAGGIE

Do not care Skye!

She walks down the corridor naked  but Gerald insults her.

GERALD

Hey, Simpson, I see something!

MAGGIE

Shut up!

In Principal Skinner’s office Maggie is now wearing her normal clothes and she is telling Principal Skinner who the real culprit is.

MAGGIE

Principal Skinner, I know who did ruin the car park!

SKINNER

So it wasn’t you?

MAGGIE

No, it was Joanne French on forth grade!

SKINNER

Well, I’ll have a word with Joanne but if I find out your lying Simpson it’ll be tethered swimming for you!

MAGGIE

Sense I may be joining the girl scouts I can’t lie!

IN PRINCIPAL SKINNER’S OFFICE, LATER

Joanne is sitting on a chair facing him at his desk.

JOANNE

Can we make it quick Mr Duke wants us to do something with frogs!

SKINNER

Joanne, it has been brought to my attention that you were the one that ruined groundskeeper Willie's tar on the car park!

JOANNE

(LYING) Me, why would I do a think like that?

SKINNER

Joanne!

JOANNE

Alright, I did it I put my feet in the tar and walked footprints all over!

SKINNER

Now doesn’t it feel better to tell the truth?

JOANNE

So am I getting off the hook?

SKINNER

No, five days detention!

JOANNE

Can we not tell the home about this?

SKINNER

As principal I have to!

JOANNE

But the other kids will make fun of me and that includes Roxy!

SKINNER

That maybe Joanne,  but you broke the rules of the school, I once had a student just like you his name was Bart Simpson, he always broke the rules just like you I want you to turn out great Joanne, because one day when I see you walking down the street I want to say there goes Joanne French a girl with responsibility!

JOANNE

Yes, I can do that sir and I’ll do the detention!

SKINNER

What I think would be nice if you apologized to Maggie Simpson!

JOANNE

Your right sir I did let Maggie take the rap for something I did!

In the playground Maggie is standing in the corner eating an apple when Joanne walks up to her.

JOANNE

Maggie, we need to talk!

MAGGIE

Okay!

Joanne takes Maggie to the school football field so they can talk.

JOANNE

Maggie, I know you got in trouble for the tar incident but what I want to say is I am sorry Maggie!

MAGGIE

I guess I can accept your apology!

They both hug

then a lot of boys arrive big boys they see Maggie and Joanne

BOY

So I see you got her here!

JOANNE

Yeah, she’s all yours Luke!

Joanne runs away

MAGGIE

What do you intend to do to me?

LUKE

Just this!

He picks her up and throws her in the trashcan!

LUKE

Take that Kindergartner!

They all walk away

MAGGIE

That’s it, tomorrow I’m going to fight back!

In the art class Mr Brabon is teaching the class how to paint.

BRABON

and then you take your brush and paint on the paper!

SKYE

Eww, Maggie, I say this as your friend you need a shower!

JUDITH

Yeah, I agree with Skye!

LILLY

So do I!

MAGGIE

Yeah I agree and I will when I go home nothing I can do about it here is there as you need permission from Principal Skinner to use the showers!

In the shower room Maggie is in the shower complaining.

MAGGIE

Stupid permission granting Skinner, that’s two showers I have had today I blame Joanne she’s the one caused this!

INT, JOANNE’S ROOM-AFTERNOON

Maggie is having it out with Joanne about why she did what she did Maggie is now wearing her normal clothes again.

MAGGIE

Joanne, I have come over here for a reason and that reason is to ask you why you did what you did on the football field!

JOANNE

I just wanted to be cool in front of the boys and I’m sorry I had you tossed in the trash!

MAGGIE

Do you mean it Joanne!

Joanne nods her head to say yes.

MAGGIE

in that case I do accept your apology!

JOANNE

Thank you Maggie!

They both hug then Roxy comes in and she is being her mean self.

ROXY

Well if it isn’t the friendly girls!

JOANNE

Go away Roxy!

ROXY

I prefer to stay here and insult you both!

MAGGIE

I know this is nothing to do with me but I feel I have to say something,you Roxy are a mean pigheaded jerk!

JOANNE

Good one Maggie!

ROXY

Oh look at the time I’m late for a talk with my doctor see you losers!

Roxy leaves the room.

JOANNE

Maggie, thank you, you really saved my butt!

MAGGIE

I was happy to do it I couldn’t stand by and watch you get humiliated by Roxy!

JOANNE

Maggie, to thank you I would like you to stay for dinner!

MAGGIE

I’d love to but won’t the old lady mind?

JOANNE

No, even if she does I invited you!

In the dining room Maggie is sitting next to Joanne at a very large table

MAGGIE

Thanks for letting me stay for dinner maim!

OLD LADY

Well didn’t have a choice really Joanne was so insistent that I had to allow you to stay!

JOANNE

I just wanted my friend to stay for dinner that’s all!

MAGGIE

Well okay then!

They continue eating.

INT, THE SIMPSONS DINING ROOM-EVENING

Homer is wondering where Maggie is

HOMER

Where the hell is Maggie!

MARGE

She did call she said she was having Dinner with Joanne!

HOMER

Oh that’s alright then!

BART

I don’t know why she gives a damn about Joanne anyway all she ever does is frame Maggie!

LISA

Normally I don’t agree with Bart but this time I am as I want what’s best for my little sister!

Then Maggie comes home throws her coat on the floor and goes upstairs without saying a word.

LISA

Odd, Maggie usually hangs up her jacket and always says hi guys but she didn’t this time!

MARGE

Lisa can you go and see if she is alright and take this up to her she likes pudding!

LISA

I will Mom!

In Maggie’s bedroom Maggie is sitting on her bed thinking why Joanne wanted her to stay for dinner.

MAGGIE

Why did she want me to stay what’s her damn deal?

Then Lisa enters the room carrying a bowel of pudding she gives it to Maggie and Maggie takes it and puts the bowel on her lap.

LISA

Maggie, are you okay?

MAGGIE

I do have a slight problem you see Joanne invited me for dinner I only went to the children’s home to ask her a question and I got invited she said its her way of making it up to me!

LISA

If you ask me Joanne sounds like a bad kid and I don’t want you to end up like her or end up in a bad crowd, stick with the friends you know like Skye Lilly and Judith they are not bad kids they know the score!

MAGGIE

hmm, you know what Lisa, you have given me something to think about for another day of course!

LISA

Yeah of course Maggie, goodnight!

Lisa leaves the room and Maggie walks towards the camera and looks forward so the viewers can see her.

MAGGIE

in this weeks Episode you saw me get dropped in garbage and blamed for something I didn’t do here is my tip always tell the truth even if it means getting in trouble yourself, see you next time!

THE END

[clonerightsagenda]

So the tuesjade folks announced that today’s theme is hairdye, and although I mostly play spectator for this stuff (esp. since the prompts are more suited for art) I figured that was a sign from the heavens telling me to dust this thing off, even if she only thinks about dying her hair and so I won’t bother dropping it in the tag.

I promise this is the last time you’re going to get whacked by any ‘kat writes fic’ monstrosities for a while (besides, you know, the inescapable AU comic). I’m just cleaning out a bunch of stuff that’s been sitting around for ages.

The concept for this came from wondering if grimdark/grimbark mode left behind physical traces, which I could have taken in an angst direction, but I didn’t. A personal first? Incredible.

Sharing a bathroom with a crowded household is never easy, especially when some people take their time. Dirk is the worst – he once spent over an hour fixing his hair until Roxy pounded on the door and yelled “I gotta PISS, Strider!!” so loudly Jaspers tried to squeeze himself under your bed. Jade’s usually in and out – a quick hairbrushing makes up the bulk of her regimen – so when she shuts herself up in the bathroom for a while, you check on her.

There’s no lock on the door – everyone decided that was for the best – so you knock and then walk in when she doesn’t tell you not to. (You would even if she did, except then you might have hurried.)

“Hi, Rose,” she says, not looking away from the mirror. You’re still getting used to the way she knows who’s entered a room by their scent or the feel of how space bends around them. It’s the kind of power you would use to annoy or unsettle people, but she’s matter-of-fact about it. “I’m trying to check something out, but I can’t see well. Will you look at my hair for me?”

Jade’s hair hasn’t grown back yet from the haircut Jack started and you finished. With the weight of its length gone, it has sprung into a looser version of the curls Jane no longer relaxes. You walk up behind her, wondering if she wants you to say she needs a trim. But when you’re closer, looking down on the top of her head as she leans against the counter, you see it.

“I think the color’s going-” she starts, and you finish.

“Gray.”

Jade blows a breath out from puffed cheeks, clouding the mirror. “Is that bad?”

“It happened to me.”

She straightens up, almost clipping you in the chin. “Really?”

“Not all over, just here and there. It wore off eventually, although I think I have a bit left.” You catch some of your hair and roll the strands between your fingers, looking for a gleam of silver. “It wasn’t as visible as it is for you.”

Jade gingerly touches the top of her head, where some of her roots are growing in pale. “Because of what happened to you with the horrorterrors?”            You nod. “Channeling powers we weren’t prepared to on our own, I think, overstretching ourselves. It stayed even though I wasn’t in the same body anymore. I wouldn’t be surprised if Jane had some too.”

“Poor Jane.” Jade shakes her head. “At least I didn’t have a robot in my brain.”

“I wasn’t like either of you,” you say. “Nothing made me do anything wrong. But the power… they did give me that.” Everything seems so simple with power at your command. The distance between a problem and the solution is a straight line. You catch yourself that way still sometimes, your mind a straightedge, powering off in one direction as soon as you even think you’ve caught sight of your destination. When it had come time to rewrite the universe, you’d been tempted to make it your idea of perfect. The Light part of you wants to see reality labeled and pinned to a card, but it can’t live then. “You can get carried away.”

“Or get even.” Jade shrugs when you look at her. “That’s what it was for me. I’m not pretending it wasn’t.”

“The cliché is power corrupts. Do you think any of us would be able to resist the One Ring?”

Jade purses her lips. “In the story, the hobbits did best. Who’s shortest?”

“You think moral superiority lies within those closer to the ground?”

“Do you have a better theory?”

Someone knocks on the door, and both of you jump. “There’s more than one bathroom in the house, you know,” you call.

“This one’s closest,” John complains from the other side of the door. “Besides, I was checking to make sure everyone was still alive in there.”

Jade rolls her eyes. After six years, the two of them have finally learned to stop being so careful and talk to each other like normal siblings. Now, you think they enjoy their squabbles. “You’re too late. We’re dead.”

“Let me know if you need any help with that,” he says, and you hear him amble off.

“You could dye the gray parts,” you say, returning to the subject at hand – or at head. “Most of mine grew out in a few months. Or you could make it part of your “look”. Call it silver instead of gray – that sounds more Romantic, the kind with a capital R. Black and silver, night and starlight, that sort of thing.”

“Oh Rose,” she teases, “that’s almost poetic.”

“I try.”

“Have you ever thought about dying yours?” she asks. “It’s so light, it should take color well.”

“I thought about it a few times,” you admit, “but if I had my mother would’ve gotten me a junior beautician’s set before it dried. That’s what happened with the lipstick.” You’d worn black to shock her, but she’d taken it as an opportunity to try to bond and unloaded most of a Sephora counter on you, which you’d used to make a self-portrait entitled Masque of the Beauty Industry – Female Socialization into Self-Objectification. The juvenile games you played with your mother are embarrassing now. She’d been trying to make up for her excesses with more, and you responded to imagined slights by lashing out. You’d both acted like children, even if you thought you were so mature. “Do you think I’d look good with purple hair?”

Jade claps her hands together. “Let’s find out!”

 #

A packet of Kool-Aid later, you’re dripping whorls of purple into the bathtub. Jade examines her fingers, where the dye has left her dark skin looking corpse gray. “Gross hands and zebra hair,” she says with a laugh. “I can be the bride of Frankenstein.”

“Frankenstein’s monster,” you correct, because it’s expected.

“All in all, I’d prefer to be the scientist.”

The dye has to sit overnight, so you seclude yourselves in Jade’s room. She guards the door from any unauthorized entry, shooing Kanaya away by telling her you’re preparing a surprise and whacking anyone who tries to phase through the wall with a pillow. Dave restrains himself to sending you 27 texts in a row before you turn your phone off. The two of you eat gummy worms by the fistful and look up silly animal videos. Jade has to drag you away from an argument in the Youtube comments section. She shows you pictures of dresses she likes, and you argue over which model is prettier. You feel like the child you could have been, if you’d ever dared to bring a friend home to spend the day or sleep over, if you’d ever let yourself relax into your youth instead of chasing your mother’s missing adulthood.

It’s nice.

The two of you fall asleep on the floor despite your sugar intake, and you wake up to see that you’ve left a purple stain on the carpet. “It’ll wash out,” Jade assures you. “We need to rinse your hair now.”

It looks terrible - a streaky mess of light and dark purple – but Jade guides you away from brooding in the mirror and shoves you into the shower. Then the color evens out. It’s a little darker than the lavender you would’ve preferred, but Kool-Aid dyes fade fast. You run your hands over it long enough that she asks, “Do you not like it?”

“What do you think everyone else will say?”

“That you look pretty.” That’s Jade, delivering all her assurances with conviction. Even though you know now some of them were feigned, she sounds sincere. “They’ll love it.”

“Have you decided what you’re going to do about yours?”

She touches her roots, where the gray is just starting to show. “I think I’ll leave it. I’ve covered up enough. Hopefully Jake won’t think I’m his grandma.”

“You’re a few wrinkles short.”

“Memory is funny sometimes. The littlest things throw me. He coughs just like my grandpa used to. I hear it and always have to turn around.” She tugs out one strand that’s gone completely gray, wraps it a few times around her finger, and ties it off. “A reminder,” she says. “Even if I don’t need them anymore.”

 #

Jade has to coax you downstairs, but eventually you both walk down to the kitchen. Terezi, who against all prior behavior has chosen today to get up before noon, sniffs. “Does anyone smell anything different?” You make a slashing motion across your throat, (she sticks her tongue out), but the damage is done. Karkat nudges Dave, who looks up at you and chokes on his coffee. Kanaya’s eyebrows rise, and words line up on your tongue. It’s childish. A joke. It’ll wash right out.

“I think it suits you,” she says.

“Forget Rose,” Roxy says. “Who’ll turn my hair pink for me?”

“My hands are already ruined,” Jade says, holding them up.

Roxy high-fives her, to her surprise. “Perfect. But I want a turn at the exclusive sleepover times. Except with 100% more science. I’m talking bubbly rainbow shit in beakers, the whole shebang.”

“Am I on the ban list for this round?” you ask. If there’s one thing you can count on Roxy for, it’s lightening the mood. “I may not be part of the scientific community, but I can be present to scoff at mankind’s fumbling attempts to comprehend the mysteries of the universe.”

“That’s why you have to leave those kinds of probing questions into the fabric of reality to womankind. You can stay if…” Roxy pauses for dramatic effect. “You let me do your nails.”

“Roxy, do you know how to do anyone’s nails?” Jane demands from across the table.

“I’m a fast learner. Or… you could hold a workshop.” She waggles her unmanicured fingers at her. “Wanna volunteer?”

“I’d love to see how it’s done,” Calliope chimes in.

Kanaya raises her hand. “I’d like to be included in this, whatever it is.”

“Massive all-girls sleepover, that’s what it is. Or what it’s turning into. You can’t come,” Roxy adds to Dirk, who looks like he’s trying to decide whether to be disappointed or not.

The table dissolves into chatter, and you shake your head. “The last time I even heard the word sleepover, I must have been eleven. It always seemed like kid stuff.”

“I know,” Roxy says, and raises her hand to high-five you too. You meet her hand with a decisive clap. “Isn’t it great?”

[utopianparadoxist]

is dirk a canon horse furry?

You probably weren’t expecting an essay length answer to this question. So like let there be no doubt at all from this point onwards this is exactly the kind of content you can legitimately expect from this blog. This is who I am. I’m sorry.

Also, you’re welcome. 

Yes, Dirk is a furry. And his relationship to furries shows us a lot about his parallels and similarities to one Rose Lalonde. Who is also a furry.

Let’s get into this. 

Dirk is interested in furries to some extent, and finds the aesthetic appealing on some level. I mean, look at this. I can’t even count how many pictures of muscley horse dudes there are here. The dude isn’t exactly subtle.  To quote Jake…

 Dirk isn’t exactly just a HORSE furry, though:

The swole bunny men help us notice something else about Dirk. As brash as he is in his introduction, bragging about his interest in sequential art that he describes as “Bordeline Pornography”, Dirk gets uncomfortable and leads the reader away when the narrative focus rests too squarely on a furry bunny dude he presumably finds attractive. He dodges, and badly at that. To Dirk, swole bunny men represent something to hide–an interest he has that he cannot honestly incorporate into his cool, stoic, Above It All Persona. Not even through the hyper-sincere irony he tells Jane about. It’s something to hide, which means that at his core it’s something that matters to him. 

And hey, you know who else is very much not shy about plastering her interests where anyone can see for her own pleasure?

As plenty of people have noted recently, there’s no heterosexual explanation for this. I’d already categorize this as falling into the spectrum of anthropomorphization we talk about as Furry–if you disagree that’s fine, though I do know furries who like this kind of thing. The point is that like Dirk, Rose knows what she likes, and like Dirk, Rose likes some weird shit. 

On this side of the argument, though–showing that the characters like this furry stuff through their own characterization–Dirk gets a lot more content than Rose does. But Rose’s relationship with furry is confirmed much more intensely than Dirk’s on the other side of this argument: through their relationships to their Splinters. 

Dirk and Rose’s attitudes towards furry and their own identities lead them to distance themselves from the actual term in public. Dirk pokes fun of Avatar as “blue space furry shit” with Jake, and Rose needles John on not having his own furry alt-self, dramatically bemoaning the existence of  “Cat Rose”. 

In both cases, they’re happy to pretend that furry stuff doesn’t interest them at all, and part of their approach to doing so is either joking about others being interested in it or actively playing up their resentment for it. Either way, the implication they send is that they themselves are Not Interested. 

This is a lie, and is to be ruthlessly exploited for comedy, which Homestuck does magnificently well. 

Both Dirk and Rose are very invested in seeming Above the kind of self-indulgent identity play that Furry tends to encompass. Intense sincerity of expression bothers to them even as it appeals, because the images they want to project to the people they care about is one of aloof, self-aware, competently critical collectedness. One could say it bothers BECAUSE it appeals. Which is the exact reason Rose is so annoyed by Jasprose. Jasprose acts as Rose would without the self-awareness she uses to present only the carefully crafted persona she wants other people to see. Jasprose doesn’t think about what others think of her at all. Jasprose thinks in terms of self-indulgence. 

A self-indulgence explicitly linked to their status as full-blown, unabashed Furries. Jasprose, by her very being, brings all of Rose’s hidden words and feelings to Light, not being shy at all about sharing them and indulging whatever desire is on her mind.  

She mixes cat terminology with flirting, stressing her identity as someone who is a furry and loving every second of it. Davepeta even draws the distinction between her and Rose, noting that Jasprose owns who she is and acts more honestly about it. 

Arquis does the same thing, but Dirk doesn’t quite resent AR for presenting a furry, happier, more honest version of himself. Dirk resents AR for entirely different reasons that I’ve already written too much about. But there are genuinely harmless ways that Arquis DOES reflect Dirk’s interest, and those are worth unpackaging. Specifically, there’s the way AR describes himself finally becoming happy.

And yeah someone could nibble with this wording and say well actually Equius likes horses so maybe its him and I actually couldn’t be less interested in trying to explain why Dirk’s character already incorporates an absolutely Furry level of enjoyment of horses so here’s his room again.

So basically Dirk and Rose are interested in furry stuff to some extent but won’t really admit it. They wouldn’t admit it to you if you asked them or anything. 

I think this is really fascinating and that they share this particular nuance of characterization so completely is fantastic. Even Dirk’s double face palm and Rose’s pillow hiding feel really similar to me in the sentiment of mortified frustration it gets across.And all this really stresses their similarities and makes Roxy’s line emphasizing how similar Rose and Dirk are hit home all the harder. I wanted to ramble about that for a while. God I love these kids what was I talking about again?

Oh yeah furries. So Rose and Dirk are both furries but neither of them would CALL themselves furries in public. 

Yet. The thing is, this girl exists:

Give Jade like, one birthday party where she decides she wants everyone to have a furry party and draw up fursonas together, and we’re good to go. There’s pretty much no circumstances under which I doubt Jade’s power to get all her friends to stop hiding an interest they ALL KNOW DEEP DOWN they share with her but keep pushing away out of a dumb point of pride. 

It’ll be great I promise someone write this fic ok thanks in advance. Anyway yeah give Jade like a year after they get to Earth C and she’ll get them all on the same page. By which I mean all, not just Dirk and Rose. 

Jane’s actually the only main character who hasn’t expressed any interest in furries at any point in the story to my memory, and she’s already been willing to play around with trollsonas. Which means at some point in the context of eternity these kids are going to get the hell over themselves and draw some fursonas. And if they don’t, Jade will make sure they will. So yeah. Every human kid in Homestuck is a furry. Also every living troll, and Callie. Probably all their subjects too frankly. 

Welcome to Homestuck canon!

[bi-rezi]

LONG below cut, just cosplay thoughts, nothing beyond lists of what i’d need for certain characters and some rambling

the reason for all this is that the friend who went with me to geek kon last year asked if i wanted to go this year. i told them maybe because on the one hand it was super fun but on the other hand i have a job now, so we’ll see. any amount of this may or may not pan out.

for jasprose:

white wig

white face paint

fur? (just for cheeks)

white cat ears

purple/pink headband

long-sleeved white tunic (with purple/pink trim and puff sleeves)

white leggins with pink/purple trim

pink/purple socks

white shoes with pink/purple trim

the fucking, neckpiece thing

pink/purple party hat

fangs (opt.)

pink/purple contacts (opt.) (ONE EYE OF EACH WOULD BE SICK AS FUCK)

for davepeta:

so much god. probably not worth it, sadly.

for karkat:

new, better wig

loose plain black shirt (to add symbol)

plain gray pants - do i already have these?

teeth (opt.)

gray/red contacts (opt.)

ears (opt.)

for dave:

wig (throwback to when i had dave hair haha)

shirt

red contacts (opt.)

for rose:

new, better wig

white/lavendar pencil skirt

purple contacts (opt.)

for dead aradia:

wig maybe

horns - wire, tinfoil, yarn, paint

black t-shirt - cut up sleeves + slit in bottom hem

long gray skirt - cut up

red and white socks

black vans w/ white laces (opt.)

white mesh contacts (opt.)

ears (opt.)

for kanaya:

wig maybe

black t shirt

red skirt - make?

white face paint (opt.)

green lipstick (opt.)

purple sash with green stain (if white face paint) (opt.)

gray/green contacts (opt.)

ears (opt.)

for roxy:

wig

shirt

skirt

legwarmers

scarf (opt.)

pink contacts (opt.)

for dirk:

wig (and id have to style it, ugh)

shirt

glasses - probably part thrift, part make, though it depends on what kind of stuff i can find

i have a broken styrofoam head so its a pipe dream of mine that i sculpt that with clay into a semi-realistic severed head and then either carry it around as dirk with the sendificator over my head or as jake and kiss it occasionally, but i have a lot of different feelings over the latter lately so probably i’d do the former. either way, that’d be a lot of work.

for sollux:

wig (hopefully not same wig as karkat/kanaya/anyone else)

horns

shirt

gray pants

a pair of white shoes and a pair of black shoes (which is annoying as fuck BUT i could use the black shoes for aradia w the white shoes’s laces and vice versa for roxy so id be able to use them for other stuff. plus vans-type shoes are cheap)

red and blue glasses (probably make somehow??)

red/blue contacts (opt.)

teeth (opt.)

ears (opt.)

nepeta’d be cool but a pretty particular (purrticular) type of person (nepeta stans, basically, and i’m not one of those) tends to cosplay her so ill pass

for terezi:

wig

horns

shirt

glasses - make somehow

red shoes

red contacts (opt.)

teeth (opt.)

ears (opt.)

for vriska (pre loss of eye and arm because that shits hard):

wig

horns

shirt

gray overshirt

glasses

red shoes (preferably something that looks like converse but i could just use the same shoes for her and terezi)

i dont actually remember if i have good blue lipstick or not. i know i have shitty blue lipstick that basically doesnt have pigment but im not sure about good blue lipstick. in any case i know tricks for that but hm. not sure.

blue/gray contacts (opt.)

fangs (opt.)

ears (opt.)

equius... im just not really interested. i once thought about doing eridan but i dont like him anymore so nah. feferi... would be cool, but i think the skirt would be a little beyond my knowledge of sewing. i could do jane or jade but frankly i find them harder to emulate as a cosplayer and i could do john, jake, or dirk, but i just dont wanna.

for meenah:

braids - i wont make the mistake of trying to make them out of real fake hair again, i promise you that, i still have two seven-foot chunks of loose hair in the basement that im not doing anything with

trident - i literally have all the materials for this i just havent made it

glasses - make somehow/thrift a pair

shirt - the one i used to have is ruined (i know canonically she wears a t shirt but for some reason everyone cosplays her in a crop top, including me.) (i fucked up my shirt by not knowing how to work the printing stuff i got, like, the night before the con.)

tank top (depending on whether my current one fits me still)

horns - the ones i have are pretty much beyond fixing now so i’d have to start over. that’s fine though, i have plenty of materials.

teeth (opt.)

mesh contacts (opt.)

ear fins - i have these but i could stand to paint them pink since atm theyre purple, but otherwise theyre pretty close to perfect as is.

universal items i’ll probably need no matter what:

black and white t shirts (thats pretty much everyone)

screenprinting paper for dark or light shirts, depending on who i do

i have paint but having more wouldn’t hurt, and i might want/need white paint as well

fangs/teeth - for these i’d like to buy nice scarecrow fangs and use those and then maybe make some shitty mouthfuls of teeth with fake nails and that melty plastic shit

wigs - i’m willing to shell out a bit more for these as well. i’d like a nice short black one for karkat, kanaya, and if i ever decide to do jane, john, or jake, and though i have a long black wig it sucks pretty hard and i need a better one, probably curly, with bangs. though straight would be okay for most of these anyway. the only person who needs a medium length wig is terezi, and that’s actually pretty much true for all of hs, which is... too bad.

horns - i have a few pairs of horns already and PLENTY of clay to make more, but for bigger horns i’d need more than model magic. for aradia (and probably eridan and mmmaybe equius though im not doing either of them) and maybe vriska and kanaya (just to make those joints easier) id use the wire, tinfoil, and yarn method, but anything smaller than that i can use my clay. i already have peixes and vantas horns, though the peixes horns are broken and are resisting being fixed and the vantas horns don’t attach very well. i also have leijon horns in the works as well that were originally for davepeta. but id use clay to make vantas, captor, leijon, maybe maryam, pyrope, and maybe equius horns, and i used it for my peixes horns (though i didnt attach them well to the headband so those didnt go great).

contacts - i have actual regular contacts now, so now i wont have to worry about being blind ever. the next step is to get cosplay lenses (yes i know safe sites to get them from, yes i know my prescription and what size to get, yes i know how to be safe buying contacts). the best investement for sure would be a gray pair and a mesh pair, just speaking in terms of sheer number of characters. beyond that, it depends on who i end up cosplaying as to what color lenses i buy. for instance, if i decide on aradia, meenah, and dave, white and red lenses make the most sense. if i decide on rose, jasprose, and karkat, purple and gray ones make the most sense.

for any glasses, i’m going to be looking at thrift shops first and foremost. if i don’t find anything in a reasonable time, i’ll find stuff online.

i have probably two-thirds of a pot of snazzaroo, which will probably be enough, but if i decide to do a sprite or vampire kanaya, i’ll need white paint as well. plus if i decide to do more than one troll, i might want more gray paint anyway.

ears - i dont have any rn. i know a few methods to make them and a few places i can buy them but i’d probably end up making them anyway, mostly for cost-effectiveness.

as for money... well, i’ll do my best. i have an actual job now, and it’s pretty good. ive worked a lot in my first few days and ill keep working so even with taxes my paychecks are gonna be pretty sweet. id take commissions but i still have yet to consistently create any kind of art so im waiting til i can do that. also i dont have a way to get that money rn. nbd either way; i dont have any expenses besides this type of thing atm so its not like im hurting for money.

also i wouldnt have to cosplay only homestuck but a) im lazy and b) ive never loved anything the way ive loved homestuck so i kind of wouldnt want to betray my brand(tm)

(but if i wasnt going to cosplay only homestuck, which might be a good idea since idk how much homestuck the person i’d be going with is doing, i’d probably do taako.)

[jemreboot]

Ok this is super long but this is something I came up with for the comic aka The Bombers

The Bombers

The Bombers who are referenced to have been in the battle of the bands from the beginning and ended up as a runner from it first appear as an opening act for the Stingers but it turns out oh noes! they have gotten really good in the time since then. Much like the Holograms are to the Misfits, they end up in a feud with the Stingers when their lead singer insults them over a minor issue. Thus beginning more drama for all three other major bands 

some more facts 

I made them Stingers rivals because I always wanted them to have a true blood rival .

They don’t have stage names like most of the Holograms.

They are the most co-ed band.

Their lead singer can sing higher notes than anyone else in the series (high C).

Also their bassist is the only charecter who is engaged or has a kid.

Only male drummer or guitarist.

Profiles (Main band I also have a groupie charecter but they will be done later)

Name: Amy Ibanez

Lead singer 

age 24

height 5′7

ethnicity:Bolivian and African American.

from Bakersfield California 

Amy today is known for her diva and sore loser antics but she was not always this way. Born to a Bolivian father and American mother as a child she was quite shy. However she had quite a evident talent for music at an early age. In high school she was a member of the schools singing group despite being a backround member to the favored member of the group who always sang lead (is  evantually she left the group becoming much more assertive probably a little too much so. In her early twenties, she began what became The Bombers.

facts

Highest vocal range in the series.

More subdued than Pizzazz actually unless her ego with winning gets in the way,

Her and Minx hate each other so much they always have to be kept apart.

Did gymnastics when she was younger and still watches it professionally all the time .

Leon Kazuo

Age:22

Height 

5′8

ethnicity: Japanese

from Cincinatti Ohio (I have to have at least one charecter from Ohio)

One of the more subdueded members of the band, and the second to join, Leon had always been playing guitar since he was younger  but only recently started playing it professionally. He is also insanely good at tennis to the point where no one else on the band will play him (it might also have to do with them accidentally getting hit in the face with the ball a few times, with at one point him hitting even Roxy with it, it didnt end well)

He is the second charecter to be transgender (FTM) but is not too open about it due to some negative backlash to it (including his best childhood friend rejecting him) he evantually does become good friends with Blaze.

facts 

I’ve changed his dealing with his being trans a few times since I was afraid it came across as too insensitive 

wasnt able to transition until after high school

The Cincinatti Reds can do no wrong according to him nope none.

Also has to watch all the major tennis finals every single year.

Peri Murray

age: 23

Height 5′10

ethnicity:African-American

keyboard 

from Hartford Connecticut

Peri is the resident eccentic of the band and suprisingly, the main songwriter. she is one of the more socially awkward charecters obsessed with Godzilla and telling people about her theories of aliens being real. She is also basically joined at the hip with Casey (the drummer ) and they are quite insufferable together.

Much like a few other charecters, Peri had a not so great childhood born into a ultra wealthy family, it was made clear from the beginning that her parents love was conditional in that she was expected to be a proper heiress. Unlike Pizzazzs parents who were never around Peris were always around to keep tabs on her to make sure she stayed in line. In elementry school she discovered the keyboard and wanted to play it but her family shunned this seeing this as an improper career. In middle school she met Casey, who lived there at the time and was the first person who unconditionally accepted her and encouraged her interest in the keyboard. She ended up forming a band in secret but her parents found out and kept an even tighter leash on her .

When she was 18 she ran away from home to California with only 140 dollars to her name and was reconnected with Casey they joined a band and were evantually discovered by Amy and Leon.

Her family has essentially written her off as dead to them but she doesnt care since her band is more of a family than they ever were to her

facts 

has to be some sort of urban legand monster every year for halloween and isnt allowed to hand out candy anymore after scaring the kids.

The aloofness was partially based off Zakuro from Tokyo Mew Mew as she wlll literally walk off mid conversation sometimes.

Is not meant to be read as Autistic (before you ask i’m autistic myself) but her eccentries are more due to her never having the oppertunity to have a normal childhood.

Casey Parsons 

age 24:

height 5′11

ethnicity:White

drummer 

From Sacramento California 

Casey is notorious for being increadibly high energy people often remark that someone like him is born for the drums. Sadly he is also known for keeping people up super late within the band as well.

Even as a child, Casey was known for his high energy levels and was frequently bullied for it. He evantually met Peri who was his only friend for a while until he had to move back to Sacremento he started out as a singer but soon found out he was quite a prodigy with the drums and joined a band once reconnected with Peri.

Facts 

Yes, he is indeed meant to have ADHD. (I have it too so its partially based on experience.)

Has to see every superhero movie and no one would ever go with him to one again after he insisted on giving Fantastic 4 (and he ended up getting kicked out for heckling the charecters.)

He and Peri are so close that multiple people ask if they are dating yet.

The big male drama king of the series. (Riot doesnt scream every other word)

Gina Ercolani

Age 26

height 5′5

ethnicity: Sicilian

from Washington DC

bass guitar

The mother bear of the group despite her intimidating apperence due to her many piercings and tattoos, is one of the nicest charecters in the series. This may be due to the fact she is the only charecter to have a child, she is also the only engaged charecter being so to their current manager.

Born into a Sicilian family in a meh neighborhood, Gina first started playing the guitar when she was in 7th grade. Out of highschool she ended up fronting a band and met her now fiance .

However one thing led to another and she ended up getting pregnant despite being only 22 at the time she decided to keep them with her leaving the band temporarly to do so. Unfourtuntatly, she leaves the band once she realizes they are treating her differently for having a child while not being married.

for a while her and her husband and child have to live in a one room apartment while raising money to move to LA. Leon ends up being the one to discover her while she is performing at a bar 

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Is pretty much the only one who can get Amy to shut up.

One of the few charecters who just want the bands to get along and is nice to everyone.

However she is truly terrifying if you try to hurt her band or child .(ESPECIALLY her child)

Feodor Yefmin

Age 23

height 5′9

Ethnicity: Russian-American

Can play guitar but is really their graphic designer.

Originally from Yakutsk,  Sakha Republic, Russia but spent most of his life in Fairbanks, Alaska.

Feodor despite being able to sub in for guitar, and being in a band in the past his real talent lies in graphic design for the band.

Born in the SIberian city of Yakutsk (the coldest city in the world)he and his family emigrated to Fairbanks Alaska when he was two. Growing up he showed an interest in both art ,and music and showed promise in each. After graduating high school he went to LA to study graphic design and had a band on the side. He was then discovered yet it was the art ability which really convinced the Bombers to recruit him.

He is also increadibly annoyed by the fact Riot is apprentaly in love with him like your “charisma” is not impressing me, go away.

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Is not a main part of the band but is such an important part I had to do a profile.

Is the first gay male in the series.

Very posessive of his laptop (thinks everyone is going to delete his stuff)

Also the first person that doesn’t fall for Riots flirting (although Jem is relieved he at least likes someone else)

May seem like Techrat but is much more socially open then him. (and he genuinally does care about the band quite deeply actually.)

Apologies for any grammer errors,I tried my best to look over and be as accurate as possible it's just hard for me to read and see them sometimes.