#royal funeral

[ceevee5]

[kropotkindersurprise]

September 15, 2022 - The demonic spirit of Queen Elizabeth II seeped from her already decomposing corpse and found its way to a nearby guard to possess his body, causing him to collapse.

Now they will have to bury the possessed guard with her corpse, or else the Queen’s cursed soul will use his body to try to colonize the world again. The noxious demon Elizabeth II has added one last person to her long list of victims.

May her rotten spirit be finally banished from this plane of existence. [video]

[grandmaster-anne]

Sir Tim Laurence will accompany Princess Anne at the funeral of King Constantine II of Greece.

[gerardwaysbitch69]

We are actually living in a dystopia.

People are being arrested for peaceful protests of the monarchy, do we really live in a democracy if we get arrested for saying that we don't like/support the new monarch? Cuz that sure sounds like a dictatorship to me.

And it gets worse.

People are being kicked out of hotels and holiday resorts because they close for the funeral. Life saving surgeries are being cancelled for the funeral. Food banks are shutting down, the poorest people in our country are unable to get food because one rich person died.

If people aren't seething with hatred then they're either willfully ignorant or stupid. No one person should hold enough power to shut down an entire country with their death.

And all of the queen's money and assets that Charles is inheriting? He's getting it tax free. Her funeral and his coronation are costing the country an estimated £6 billion and they won't even contribute the inheritance tax.

They. Are. Scum.

[the-timeless-children]

The reason they are shutting down shops, cinemas, theatres, food banks and cancelling every funeral, hospital appointment, etc is so that people have nothing to do but watch Lizzie's funeral and then they can use the viewing figures to justify public spending on the monarchy

Forcing everyone in the UK to have nothing but royal watching to do and then pretending the public are doing it because they're national treasures, like something out of 1984

[nonsense000]

This is the last time the UK and the world see something like these 2 weeks of ceremonies and protocol. Take a look at this historic event because Charly will not last long there and if he does nobody will want to do all this for him.

[from90s]

Pyramids are in Egypt because, they’re too heavy to be carried and wouldn’t fit in the British Museum.

Dear Queen Elizabeth II may your fuckin soul burn in the most deepest and darkest spot in hell, and no consolation for your rotting soul, you old charlatan bitch :)

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

She died on Out ot Touch Thursday, so her funeral's gonna be on a Chewsday Innit

[box-dwelling]

Diana's fucking ghost seeming to hjjacking the itv broadcast of the queen's funeral to seemingly curse the coffin to stop any necromancers and then Qanon immediately leaping on it to say that Diana is they're new JFK Jr was not on my predictions for this month

[mundane-frogola]

That one person who dropped a piece of paper behind the Queen's coffin.

[theroyalhistory]

The People, London, February 10, 1952

[ceevee5]

This was from August 2004. Imagine queuing up for 16 hours to honour this.

[deadpresidents]

As someone who loves history, I’m fascinated by the majesty and ceremony of the procession of the Queen’s coffin from Buckingham Palace to Parliament, followed by the royal family marching behind on foot, just as we can see in old photos and newsreel footage of previous British monarchs of earlier generations.

As a regular human who thinks weird things, I can’t stop imagining how horrifying it would be to be marching with the King and the other royals and have a rock that was stuck in your shoe that you kept trying to ignore, but it got progressively more painful and caused you to stumble out of step with the rest of the marchers, and then forced you to finally trip and fall into everybody else including King Charles which caused a domino effect that resulted in knocking the imperial crown off of the Queen’s casket and smashing into a bunch of very expensive little pieces as millions of people around the world watched.

I bet I’m not the only person watching this procession who had a thought like that. And if you didn’t have that thought and are watching the procession, I bet you have that thought now.

[grandmaster-anne]

[royalodyssey]

[republicanidiots]

Queen: *shows up to do the job she’s paid to do* England: “SHE LOVES US SO MUCH!!”