#rpm art

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Have you heard of the new pokemon called glockopus? it's like clobbopus but with a gun

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good mornign. he is not allowed on the bed becausehis breath smells like ASS

[realpokemon]

artist behind realpokemon opening commissions ‼️

for $30-45 (scaling based on complexity, per pokémon) i will paint a pokémon into any photo of your choosing!! dm me or request for my discord for more info. i may also rb the finished product if you have a pokémon irl blog. i take payment through my kofi <3

i also do non-pokémon work. for humans, collar-up will go for $35, hips-up will go for $60, and full-bodies for $85 👍

[realpokemon]

If team rocket is SO bad, then how come their motto is "to defend the world from devastation" and "to unite all people's within our nation"? Seems like SOMEBODY dislikes the idea of a good future and a united front against pokemon degeneracy 🙄🙄🙄

[realpokemon]

Can we have a good photo of bart pls?

fuck you he's smaller

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bart spotted

[realpokemon]

omfg have u seen the latest video on the doduo where the person has a “”house gyarados”” talking about how its harmless and perfectly happy while the gyarados is obviously showing stress symptoms. literally the worst company how do they still get views

sorry sorry repeat that. a HOUSE GYARADOS? a house gyarados.

[realpokemon]

ooc question - would you mind turning on "enable custom theme" for this blog? It's nice to have the option to view a blog in its own page instead of the dashboard view (and also to be able to access the blog archive)! Unless of course you have a reason for not having it enabled in which case keep on keepin on

oh oops. i did NOT know thats what that did. welcome to realpokemon.tumblr.com

in return heres this heloptile from work that is taking a sand nap