#rub a dub dub thanks for the grub

[coatntails]

[bran-ridire]

A Playlist I made mostly for my mother, as cooking videos just make me hungry.  Some of my friends have responded positively to this list though, so,Bon Appétit!

[sillyandquiteawkward]

My palm meat hurts from playing too many videos game. You may eat it.

rub a dub dub thanks for the grub

[twirlingflurry]

the hemmicks ask andrew to lead the prayer one (1) time at a “family dinner” and he goes “rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub, yay god”. they never ask him to say grace again

[tsunglasses]

The year is 6000 A.D. actual Japanese is no longer spoken, lot's of dictionaries are lost, the only source to recover that language is shreds of video from some anime fansubs.

We’ve consulted the ancient texts... and it seems the phrase “Itadakimasu” means “Rub a dub dub thanks for the grub”.

[skullkxd]

[ @strawberrycriisiis ] hands them this sandwich

They’re not a coward, Fresca. They’ll absolutely eat this monstrosity. Ree picks up a heavy end and grins.

“Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub!”

CHOMPS.

[therainbowwillow]

Shoutout to my mom and brother who often aid in my fanfiction writing endeavors by answering questions such as “what’s the word for the stuff that plates are made out of?” and “what are the rules of blackjack?” and “what’s the front part of a boat called?” and “how does the lord’s prayer go?” (answered by my mother, “rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub” - she was once a practicing catholic).

They are so much better than google.

[jenniferdotson808]

😋 Rub-a-dub-dub thanks for the grub! 🦃 Bellies full and 🧡 hearts overflowing with gratitude! 🙏🏼 #happythanksgivng to your ‘ohana 🍁from Team Dotson ✨ https://www.instagram.com/p/ClXt_WOLpVee5gp2PjD1q2kYx2yoSGOszPAPKY0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kawaii-nai]

Rub-a-dub-dub thanks for the grub. 😄 #ChristmasDinner2021 (at Newark, Delaware) https://www.instagram.com/p/CX6tA2rFwkcuDHHdAEp8uMM0n-cg4tzTrAf3Qw0/?utm_medium=tumblr

[faxxot]

[televenus]

our dm: you must now roll to recieve a curse of mild inconvenience! your characters will suffer as they are forced to live without form fitting clothes or the taste of their favourite food!! you cannot pass until youve each-

our party rummaging through the curses: cool we’ll take three each

[thexgrayxlady]

Rhea tries to get Byleth, who has not once in their life ever said grace at meals, to say grace at a meal, only it turns into that scene from the Iron Giant when they catch their students committing shenanigans in the hall.  

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Freed: English is so weird. People always ask, you know, "how do you say bon appétit/dobar tek/eet smakelijk/etc in English" and I just don't know what to say. I mean, I guess we have "chow down", but that's incredibly informal. Am I wrong? What do you guys say before a meal?

Bickslow: Welcome to Flavourtown!

Natsu: Bone app the teeth

Carla: Let's eat.

Laxus: Dig in.

Lucy: Enjoy!

Happy: RUB A DUB DUB THANKS FOR THE GRUB

Wendy: We luv our bred we luv our butter but most of all we luv eachother

Erza: Commencing operation 'Mastication'.

Gray: I wanna munch

Elfman: Bone apple tea

Levy: Osteoperosis

Lisanna: G'appetite

Gajeel: Ah, I greatly enjoy consuming this food, which is definitely not human flesh.

Mirajane: Eat up!

Cana: OM NOM NOM NOM

Romeo: I think dogs should be able to vote.

Chelia: 2, 4, 6, 8! Dig in! Don't wait!

Lyon: Blonde amputee

Juvia: Help yourself.

Jellal: Tuck in!

Ultear: TIME to dig in!

Meredy: Shallmst we nom?

Cobra: Boom map the sheets

Loke: Bone fuck my Ray Romano blu-ray

Gildarts: Phone apple jeans

Sting: Eat up, M A R T H A

Rogue: It's time to munch... it's time to crunch

Frosch: Food!

Lector: Happy masticating!

Freed: The is the single most impressive shitpost I've ever seen.

[dinosaurtsukki]

haikyuu!! + things they say before mealtimes

back at it again with these hc’s for funsies that signify the rapid decline of my brain cells’ functioning. based on this post  with other stuff i added in

bone app the teeth: terushima, matsukawa

welcome to flavortown: tanaka, nishinoya, saeko

finally, some good fucking food: tsukishima, sakusa, yahaba

dig in!: yamaguchi, yachi, goshiki, alisa

this looks good, but not as good as me ;): oikawa, futakuchi

RUB A DUB DUB THANKS FOR THE GRUB: bokuto, iwaizumi

we luv our bread we luv our butter, but most of all we luv each other: kita, asahi

Commencing Operation Mastication: kuroo, ennoshita

*does windows xp sound*: tendou, kenma

ah, i greatly consuming this food, which is definitely not human flesh: sugawara, hanamaki

I hUNGER: atsumu, kyoutani

OM NOM NOM NOM: hinata, lev

blonde amputee: suna, semi, ukai, yaku

what’s bon appetit in french again?: kageyama

bone fuck my paper mache statue of myself: osamu, shirabu

comrades, let us partake of this bread: akaashi, daichi, takeda, aone

food: ushijima

taglist (still open to anyone who wants in): @montys-chaos​ @miyumtwins​ @strawberriimilkshake​ @pocubo​ @sugawara-sweetheart@akaashisbabydoll @laure-chan@therainroguefanfiction@atetiffdoesart@stephdaninja@oikaw-ugh @charliefredb @dramaqueenweeb1469@tremblinghearts @applepienation

[oh-so-much-adhd]

If preparing for a vacation made ME super stressed out to the point where my entire family is unable to enjoy the vacation, i would simply not go on vacation. Rub a dub dub thanks for the grub to my mom but Im different