#ruby rose

[howlingday]

Ruby: It's done... So, what're you gonna name your new sword?

Jaune: Hm... Stabby Stabberson.

Ruby: NO.

Jaune: It's my sword. Why can't I name it that?

Ruby: You can't make me forge a new sword for you and name it something stupid like that.

[razorblade180]

Carmine:Dad! Can you explain this? *lifts photo*

It was a picture of her mother when she was sixteen. The scrappy huntress had a messy pixie cut and flashed a scrappy grin as she yanked a Gheist out of a statue with her bare hands. Ruby’s corset was a little tattered as belts hung from it while her legs were covered by black leggings and red spanks under her combat grin. Meanwhile her army style boots were deep in a Beowulf’s skull.

Jaune:That’s your mother hyped up on adrenaline and giving everyone a heart attack.

Carmine:Yeah but like…She looks so hardcore.

Jaune:Because she is. You should see the photos where she had those nose ring studs and ear cuffs. Went sleeveless for awhile too.

Carmine:…*looks left”

The hardcore woman was currently dancing to Maria’s old albums in the kitchen, her high heels tapping on the tile floor will her red and black dress swayed with her hips; much like her long glorious hair that was kept at bay with a rose scrunchie near her lower back. She noticed her daughter’s glance, waved happily like a corgi, then went back to dancing as she baked muffins.

Carmine:What the heck changed?

Jaune:Nothing. She’ll still buy those if she feels like it. It’s just after she roundhouse kicked Salem and saved the world she looked at us and said, “y’know….I guess I’ll learn to walk in heels.” Then her and Weiss became the world’s next obsession.

Carmine:Including you?

Jaune:Oh no. I’m the weirdo that saw a quirky girl make a crater in the courtyard and think “Ay she’s neat.”

Ruby:They say crime doesn’t pay, but it should be studied how much mileage a man got from sneaking into Beacon and befriending a klutz with poor social skills.

Jaune:Trust the process.

Ruby:Amen to that!

[brokentrafficknight]

....mousegirl weiss/ruby? please?

Ta-daa!

[rwbyrg]

Have you two ever considered standing more than 5cm apart at every given opportunity, or...?

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Nora: Aw man!

Ruby: What's wrong?

Nora: Jauney bought pancake supplies, but won't be able to make it back due to the storm tonight!

Ruby: Oh no! Penny's out there too!

Nora: Well- Her and Jaune are actually together right now. They're splitting their lien on a hotel room for the night.

Ruby: O- oh. Well, that's good! They're pretty friendly with each other! they'll keep each other safe!

Nora: You sound weirdly worried for them.

Ruby: They're my friends! I can be worried for them!

Nora: ... That's it?

Ruby: ... They're incredibly gullible. They can get tricked so easy and it make me sad to think that.

Nora: Well, like you said they have each other! they'll be fine!

~~~~~

Jaune: Oh, there's only one bed. You can have it if you want-

Penny: Oh I don't mind sharing. If anything you will get more use with the bed than I will.

Jaune: I've got to say, this place was in kind of an odd spot far off the main street.

Penny: My GPS Said it was the nearest and most affordable location.

Jaune: What's this place's name again?

Penny: "Hotel Amor"

Jaune: ...

Penny: ... What?

Jaune: Do you know what that means?

Penny: The literal translation is "Hotel Love." The description stated it was a "Lovely Hotel"

Jaune: Did it say lovely?

Penny: It said "Love Hotel" but I had figured it was a grammar or spelling mistake.

Jaune: ... Okay then. Can you please look up what a "Love Hotel" is?

Penny: ...

Penny: *Blushing* Oh!

Jaune: ... *Blushing, looking away* So, uh, yeah-

Penny: This is excellent!

Jaune: What?

Penny: Well, I have been wanting to try ... and I believe we know each other well enough ... Jaune, would you engage in sexual intercourse with me?

Jaune: *Blushing harder* ... Uhm. Let's not or today, but maybe we could go out sometime? Like, on a date?

Penny: *Blushing* That sounds wonderful Jaune.

[reashot]

Red Like Roses... (It's period 🔴)

Warning: fluffness inside. Also really long.

At Beacon during a more peaceful time.

Pyrrha: Hmmm it's quiet, too quiet.

Ren: I agree. It's never a good sign. We should be ready for something.

Jaune: Ready for what?

Nora: Oh you know usually things never stay quiet for long especially when we're right next door to the main characters.

*yang burst into the room*

Pyrrha: And speaking of the devil.

Yang: Quick hide! *brace the door behind her*

Jaune: Oh Shi- okay gangs we trained for this! Quick initiate Pattern Delta Phi.

Nora: Aye, aye dear leader, let's initiate plan hiding under our bed's like cowards.

JNPR: *Bracing for Impacts.*

*Yang holding the door with all her might*

Ren: Wait what are even hiding from in the first place?

Yang: No time to explain. Here it Comes!

A large sounds resembling explosion came from across the hallway. The door starts to violently shakes and rose petals soon violently burst into the room. Even with Yang putting all her strength into the door. Some rose petals still managed to get inside.

Yang: .... I think we're in the clear now.

Pyrrha: What just happened?

Yang: Eh, promise not to freak out?

Jaune: Okay, I guess...

Yang: Good enough. *shows team JNPR the source of the roses*

Ruby: Huee~ *sniffs* huee~ 😭

Jaune: Ruby?

Ren: It seems to be her.

Pyrrha: Wait. Where are Blake and Weiss?

Nora: Found them. They're buried under all of this Rose petals.

Blake: *coughing up a bunch of petals* Eww I got some of it in my mouth.

Weiss: .... I just saw my grandfather.

Jaune: Okay, can someone now please tell us what is going on....

*Cardin burst into the room*

Cardin: Why the Fuck are there Roses all over the damn hallways!?

Russel: Don't try to lie we know it's coming from team RWBY!

Yang: Wow, wow! False accusation, much?

Dove: Well we can't help it. Because whenever something bad happened It's usually always you four.

Sky: Fucking Main characters shit...

Nora: I know right!

Pyrrha: Nora! Which sides are you on?

Nora: Oops my bad... (I mean, I'm not wrong 😒.)

Ren: *shrugs his head* Nora...

Jaune: Can all of you please stop being aggro for just one second!

You're upsetting Ruby for brother's sake.

Ruby: Wah! Wah! Wah! 😭

Jaune: Also can someone please tell me what just happened?

WBY: *looking at each others*

Yang: *sigh* (I guess I'm the one that should tell everyone.)

How do I gently put this? Ruby is in her special time of the month...

Jaune: Oh...

Cardin: The fuck does that even mean?

Russel: the month?

Dove: I see... (Maybe if I silently nod people will not think I'm dumb.)

Sky: (okay, she had her period. What does that have to with anything?)

Blake: Typical.

Weiss: Can you guys be anymore of a dudebros cliche?

CRDL: Hey!!!!

Yang: Let me put it this way. Every time Ruby has her "special month" her semblance's goes all haywire for some reason.

Jaune: Okay I get the gist of it. Team CRDL go outside and clean the hallway.

Cardin: What! Why the fuck should we clean up their mess?!

Jaune: Because I fucking said so. Now go!

Cardin: Geez... Whatever. C'mon boys, we better clean up team RWBY's mistakes. Again!

*slams door*

Blake: Thanks Jaune.

Weiss: Geez Arc, when did you grow a spine?

Yang: I gotta say Vomit Boy. I never knew you had it in you.

Pyrrha: *blush* (So manly.)

Nora: That's our Jaun-Jaun.

Jaune: Blake, Weiss. Please help Cardin & his team with the clean up outside.

Weiss: What! No way. Why should we help those dunderheads in the first place.

Jaune: Because they're right that the mess was started by your team.

Weiss: I'm sorry, our? For the record it's just Rub...

Blake: We're on it Jaune. C'mon Weiss let's help clean up all this roses. *drags Weiss away*

Jaune: Pyrrha, Ren, Nora. I also want you to go out side and help them.

Pyrrha: I understand Jaune. I will do as you ask.

Nora: Oh c'mon Jaune, why us too?

Jaune: Because they're our friends, Nora.

Nora: Well I'm about to go back to my room... *gets yoinked*

Ren: It's okay Jaune. I will get her to help us.

Nora: *grumble* (Fucking Main characters....)

Jaune: Thanks Ren. And Yang I want you to stay and find Ruby's "hygiene" products.

Yang: Wow, wow! Settle down cowpoke. I don't think you being a man is qualified to be the one to help with Ruby's "issue."

Jaune: I have seven Sisters...

Yang: Sweet brothers in heaven!

Uh, I take that back you're clearly overqualified.

At least I don't have to help clean up. But what're you going to do Jaune?

Jaune: I'm going to go back to my room to make a tea for Ruby.

A few minutes later.

Jaune: Here you go Ruby. A sweet herbal tea with plenty of honey and sugar.

Ruby: ... *sniffs* Thank you Jaune. 😢

*sips*

Jaune: It's okay Ruby you don't have to thank me.

Ruby: But I caused so much problems for everyone. *sniffle*😞

Jaune: *headpat*

There, there Ruby it's okay that what's friends are for. And you didn't troubled me one bit. In fact I'm happy to be of use to you. It reminds me that I'm still useful to someone.

Ruby: Jaune please don't think like that. You always were important to everyone.

Jaune: *kiss forehead*

It's nice of you think that Ruby. But I'm not. I'm not special like you. You're destined for great thing while I'm.... Just me.

Ruby: 0-0

Jaune: What's the matter... Ohhh, ohhh no. I'm so-so sorry Ruby I didn't realize that... I usually did that to my little sister whenever she's sad.

Ruby: *blush*

I-I don't mind it at all Jaune. It's just that if you want to do it to me again a little heads up would be nice. 😖

Jaune: I'm so-so sorry Ruby I promise that I... Wait, what do you mean by again?

Ruby: Uhh....

Yang: *clears throat*

I seems to have interrupted something here.

Jaune: Y-Yang!

Ruby: Sis!

Yang: Look Rubes I don't need to say this but remember what dad said. No boys. And Jaune please don't take this the wrong way but please for your sake please don't get any idea with Ruby. It will not end well for you.

Jaune: O-of course. I will never-ever think of Ruby like that. We're just friends after all.

Ruby: Friends... 😭

*starts crying*

Jaune: Oh, what's the matter Ruby?

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Ruby: Which one of you was going to tell me tea tastes different if you use hot water?

Blake: You were using cold water?

Yang: Answer the question little sis.

Ruby: For like five years I thought people just used hot water to speed up the teaification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Yang: You don't have the patience to boil water in a microwave for three minutes?

Weiss: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Yang: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? Weiss?

Weiss: It takes less than a minute!

Yang: Bestie is your stove powered by the fucking sun?!

Weiss: How long does it take you to boil water on the fucking stove?!

Yang: Like seven minutes!

Weiss: Just stick the mug on the stove and it boils in like two minutes. Less than that and you use a sauce pan.

Yang: You put a whole ass mug on the stove on medium heat? Your stove is enchanted.

Blake: Every one of you is a fucking lunatic.

Jaune: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!

Ruby: What have I done?

[team-iceflower]

Yang: Wait, you met a Ruby Rose in Patch?

Weiss: Didn't just meet, we kissed a little.

Yang: AUGHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA

Weiss: Woah, what is it?!

Yang: Ruby is my sister, you made out with my sister! *Loud gag*

[lesbianneopolitan]

An AU Ruby Rose commissioned by @bravewriting! Thank you so much for commissioning me! ❤🌹

You can read their AU fanfiction, War Machines, here!

[howlingday]

Weiss: It's been too long, Jaune.

Jaune: Eh, about three years, right?

Weiss: Yes, but we know that it was something you had to do to ensure peace across Remnant after the Fall of Salem.

Jaune: Yeah, yeah, I missed you, too, Weiss. All of you. Sorry I didn't get a chance to shave before seeing you again.

Weiss: Oh? You didn't shave? I'd hardly noticed.

Jaune: Don't worry. I'll get it all off before-

Jaune's razor: (Sliced apart, shot to hell, burned and frozen at the same time)

RWBY: DON'T!

[structure-water-value]

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[brokentrafficknight]

Look out Rubes, Jessica is packing some heat

[redheartedtramp]

Scene: Ruby is holding a gun and is pointing it between two Yangs.

Ruby: ...Goddammit, seriously?!

Yang1: Ruby, it's me! I'm the real Yang! Shoot her!

Yang2: No, Ruby1 I'm your sister! She's a fake!

Ruby: ...Alright, I got it. What color is my underwear?!

Yang1: What?!

Yang2: Red with black frills!

Yang1: Ruby, wait, no!

Ruby then points the gun at Yang1...before then pointing the gun at Yang2 and shooting her in the chest.

Yang2 then turns into Emerald.

Emerald: Wait, what the fuck?! I got the question right! Why shoot me?!

Ruby: Why would my sister know what color my underwear is?!

Emerald: ...Shit. I didn't think this all the way through...

[spahhzy]

Ruby skidded back from a blocked hit. She went to aim Crescent Rose, but stopped as a blue claw had lifted up a boulder that was twice her size.

CcJaune smiled maliciously at Ruby.

CCJaune: A present...from me to you!

Tosses the rock at great speeds to a surprised Ruby, who was about to make an escape with her semblance, when a blonde blur charged forward, and with a great roar, the figure smashed rock to pieces before landing in front of Ruby.

Ruby: Yang!

Yang: Sup, sis, need a hand?

CCJaune just smirked, and Ruby smiled.

Ruby: Nope!

Yang just laughed as CCJaune appeared before both of them, causing them to get into their combat stance.

Ruby: Your boyfriend is tough.

Yang: damn straight he is. Now let's kick this cats ass and bring him back to me.

[anthurak]

Imagine how perfect it would be if it turns out that Salem is actually COUNTING ON the heroes killing Cinder out of revenge?

As in, Salem has a failsafe in place to ensure that if Cinder dies, she can still recover the Maiden powers from her. Perhaps Salem has a small grimm (similar to what Cinder used to extract the powers from Amber) imbedded deep inside Cinder, or some form of mental conditioning to ensure that if Cinder dies, the Maiden powers WILL go where Salem wants them to. Either to Salem herself or perhaps one of her other hybrids or perhaps even a specialized grimm Salem has modified to specifically serve as a storage-device for the Maiden powers until Salem can find a new holder for them*.

Meaning that when Cinder just can’t resist her raging hate-boner for not-actually-dead Ruby and sneaks/tears off to Vacuo against Salem’s orders to murderify her once and for all, Salem isn’t actually worried.

First Salem decides that Cinder has finally lost her ‘free will’ privileges and triggers the ‘assuming direct control’ protocols of Cinder’s grimm implants/prosthetics, causing Cinder to forcibly undergo a horrific and painful transformation into a full grimm hybrid just as she’s about to fight Team RWBY. Complete with Salem giving a terrified Cinder a classic ‘you have outlived your usefulness’ telepathic speech.

At this point, Salem can see only two possible outcomes to this charade: Either Grimm!Cinder is able to survive her rampage and make it back to her, now an entirely obedient slave. Or she’s killed by Team RWBY and co, in which case Salem can still get the Maiden powers back and find a new host, making this far more of an inconvenience than a true setback. And with any luck, perhaps Cinder’s rampage will manage to do some serious damage, maybe kill off a few of Salem’s more prominent enemies.

Even when Ruby is able to hit Grimm!Cinder with a full-power Silver Eye blast that manages to obliterate the vast majority of her grimm-attachments, even if she’s lost direct contact, Salem still isn’t worried.

After all, there’s no way the heroes will be able to resist killing the girl who has done so much to hurt them and take so many of their friends from them.

But then Ruby does the ONE thing Salem wasn’t counting on.

She shows Cinder MERCY.

Instead of simply being killed, Cinder is captured. And is therefore removed from Salem’s influence and given the opening to be shown genuine sympathy, positivity and kindness for what may be the first time in her life.

At the very least, from Ruby, Weiss, Blake and Yang, who have already seen first-hand the horrors of Salem’s grimm-experiments back in Atlas. And in Ruby’s and Yang’s case, are almost certainly grappling with the looming possibility that their mother was subjected to similar horrors.

And thus, through acts of mercy and kindness, Team RWBY is able to completely blindside Salem, removing one of her most vital agents from her control, and ultimately turning her AGAINST Salem.

Salem has always counted on her enemies showing cynicism, ‘pragmatism’ and cruelty.

But her enemies showing optimism, idealism and KINDNESS?

THOSE are the things Salem ISN’T expecting.

Not to mention it would play PERFECTLY into the themes of ‘Choice’ that have always surrounded Cinder: By chasing after Ruby to Vacuo, Cinder; the girl who has spent her entire life being denied a ‘choice’ by those in power above her, is finally MAKING a choice. And after spending the entire show dancing obediently on Salem’s strings, Cinder is defying Salem. And through this choice to defy, Cinder inadvertently puts herself in the position to be finally FREED of Salem’s control.

All because of Ruby.

Oh, and also the reactions of all of the people who have spent years now baying for Cinder’s blood would be fucking hilarious XD I mean just imagine the show pointing directly at everyone clamoring for Jaune or Ruby to ‘take revenge’ and how Cinder ‘totally deserves to die’ and effectively saying “Yeah, so the villain was actually counting on the heroes to do EXACTLY THAT.”

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*And if anyone is going to say something like ‘grimm can’t use maiden powers’, let me reiterate that it is to STORE the powers. Let’s not forget that we have seen grimm being used as a conduit for Maiden powers when Cinder stole part of Amber power and later tried to steal power from Raven and Penny. So it stands to reason that grimm could also be used to store the power as well. Which all frankly makes perfect sense when we consider that both the grimm and the magic of the maidens ultimately come from the same source: The God of Darkness (remember when he called magic “My gift to them”?)